Chapter 38 – Pollen’s Gold
September 24, 2024
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38 – Pollen’s Gold
On his way back from the trenches after lunch, Jay finds the path blocked by Jidadaa. Or, well, not blocking him so much as waiting for him. Great. He considers turning around and taking a different route to camp but that would be stupid. Childish.
“Oh. Hey, Jidadaa.”
“Hello, Jay.” She holds her hand out to shake his but he holds his own hands awkwardly away from her.
“Should wash up before, you know… heh.” He indicates the trenches behind him.
Jidadaa only nods and falls in beside him. Her voice is gentle. “Jay is not happy to see me.”
It’s not often Jay gets angry. When he does it’s an icy sharpness that he hates. He spits the words out. “No. I mean. That’s not it. I… I should really thank you. For getting my shoes back to me.”
Jidadaa stops and stares at him and he is reminded of how still she went when he grabbed her arm. Great. Now he’s triggering all her abuse. He wheels away.
“Auugh. I just wish you hadn’t stolen my shit!” He shouts it at the trees and a burst of songbirds wings away. Tiny. Dark-eyed juncos? This far north?
He looks back at her. Jidadaa is downcast, offering nothing.
“I just want my phone. You know? It’s got all my stuff on it.”
“Kula uses it.”
“Yeah I bet. Well. She will until the battery goes out. She know how to recharge it?”
Jidadaa only looks at him.
Jay lifts his hands. “What do you want from me, Jidadaa? You already took all my good shit. I got nothing left.”
Her gray eyes burn into him. He realizes her ferocity is back. “You are lidass. You are end of Lisica. I will help.”
“Yeah… I don’t really know what that’s all about, sister.” He shakes his head, sad. “I mean, I kind of get it. I’d be pretty pissed off at the world if I was you too. Revenge tour 2000 for sure. But I’m not him. You think I’m gonna do some like apocalyptic shit and the whole island burns and everyone pays for what they did to you but that just isn’t happening, dude. The worst you’re probably looking at is some lawyers and developers showing up in a year or so and locking up all the island resources. Which, I mean, yeah, it could get pretty dire, but…”
“Jay is new. They are old.”
“Okay cool but what does that even mean? You think I’m gonna like show up and burn them out Far Cry style? Declare war against three villages? Just you and me and a sharp rock on a stick?”
“No. Not against villages. The old is the… the argument. Struggle between Wetchie-ghuy and the other.”
“The other. Right. Shaman on shaman violence. What’s his name, anyway?”
“We do not know name. We do not know if man or woman or both. We only call them…” Jidadaa leans forward with sincere confidentiality, whispering: “Daadaxáats’. Means skies are clear.”
“And you’re saying you want me to go to war against them?”
“I help.”
Jay laughs. “Uh, both of them? Is one worse than the other?”
“Both bad.”
“And what am I supposed to do, kill them?” He laughs, this hypothetical getting a little too absurd, even for him.
She makes a decisive gesture. “Stop the argument.”
“Oh, so I can just convince them? Just invite them to a chillout sesh and get them to bro down together and smoke a peace pipe?”
“No. I think we kill them.”
Jay laughs again. “Uhh. Yeah, but I’m pretty sure that’s against all our Star Trek laws. I’m not supposed to kill anybody here.”
“I help.”
“Jidadaa.” Jay lifts his hands to grab her by the shoulders but he stops a half-pace away as she stiffens. He slumps. “Look. We got a lot of smart people here with us. Let’s bring it up with the whole crew and see if we can get some different ideas here. Things that don’t involve capping anyone’s ass. Deal?”
Jidadaa nods. “Yes. They are all in argument too. Sometimes you get to say things when it is your own life.”
“Yeah, but only sometimes. Okay. Good. Cause I don’t have a fucking clue what I’m supposed to do with you.”
Ξ
“…and I’m as celibate as a nun for five years. Don’t even think about sex. Just obsess over my long-lost husband. Then I finally have him back for like three weeks and next thing I’m shagging the junior professors like—like some old hag!”
Amy nods in sympathy. They’re in the sea cave, coated in mud. Miriam has dug a series of sandy trenches in different geological contexts here: one by the base of the falls, one at the stone shelf by the collapsed pier, and this one in the side of the tunnel that leads in where the wall is a crumbly gray clay. Amy scrapes with her trowel at the aggregate of sand and gravel, collecting some in a repurposed sock. “Yeah yeah yeah. You’re a bad wife. So how was it? I bet Triquet was pretty hot in bed.”
“The hottest! That’s the thing. I feel… It’s almost… Youth is so soft, so sweet, so erotic. And I’m not young. It’s cheating. It’s not fair. It’s inherently unbalanced. It’s like I’m skipping the main course and just eating dessert. And poor Triquet. They’re stuck with… my dusty biscuits and weak tea.”
They laugh, leaning against each other. “Oh, I don’t know. Triquet obviously has a thing for ancient history. What does Alonso think? Wait. Let me guess.”
“It’s the orgy he always wanted.”
“Of course. And Triquet?”
“They adore Alonso. Lionize him.”
“And you love them both?”
“Do I love Triquet? Well, they are absolutely worthy of love. I’m just moving a little slower than that. Maybe that’s it. It’s all just going so fast. I’m a fucking geologist, Ames. The only timescales I understand last hundreds of millions of years.”
“Are you… maybe… afraid to share?”
Miriam stops, a pretty little frown on her face. She brushes back a loose curl and leaves a stripe of gray mud on her cheek. “Ooo, Amy coming in with the deep cuts. Share? Which?”
“I don’t know. Either. Both. Maybe you’re afraid, or you can sense, that it’s not a good idea. I mean, if things went south… here on this island where we can’t even get away from each other. Maybe it’s just your old hag wisdom kicking in. Leave the fireworks for after, when we’re all decompressing on the mainland.”
“Perhaps. Nobody’s in any hurry. And Alonso’s got enough on his plate. I don’t know. Thanks for letting me say it all out loud. You know, all those years he was gone I kept telling myself not to let it change me and to maintain my inner balance and all that crap. But it does change you, no matter how hard you try. And then, when this phase hits and you’re able to let go of it all… That’s when you realize how much there is to release! Maybe that’s why sex with Triquet was so important. It’s transformative sex. And with Alonso it’s, well, these days it’s like healing love. I guess I’m not sure how to mix those two.”
“It sounds like sex with Triquet is for you and sex with Alonso is for him.” Amy grimaces in the dark. That came out harsher than intended.
“No… I mean, yes sex with Triquet was about me. For sure. But sex with Alonso isn’t just for him. You know how he is. He’d never allow that. Sex with Alonso is always for both of us. For our future together and like building the rest of our doddering lives.”
“Yeah. But that’s not very erotic. I’ve heard there’s two types of sex, and they each activate different reward centers in the brain. One is promiscuous sex, or sex that has an element of risk or danger or novelty to it. This excites our adrenal glands and we get addicted to the adrenaline high just like with anything thrilling. But the other type is emotional sex with longterm partners. And this releases oxytocin, the same hormone that nursing mothers and babies get hooked on. It’s basically a choose-your-addiction type deal. Lucky Miriam. She’s getting both highs at once.”
“And what about you, Ames? Hmm? Anybody climbing into your bag at night?”
“Heh. Me? Never. I mean, who would? The kids are… I mean, they’ve all said nice things to me. I’ve come out to a few of them. But, no… To them I’m still just little Auntie Amy and I’m happy to keep it that way.”
“Are you?” Miriam gooses Amy and she squeals.
“Who’s that?” Amy turns away from their work in the tunnel to peer further down its length. She hears voices.
Katrina and Mandy emerge from the darkness, faces drawn with worry. When Mandy sees them, her eyes light up. “Amy! Is Flavia with you?”
“Flavia? No. Just me and Miriam. Didn’t she go with you?”
“Yes! But we lost her! She disappeared at the top of the cliff! We’ve looked everywhere! The villagers couldn’t help us. We saw your light and thought maybe you were her.”
“No. We haven’t seen her.” Miriam leans out, studying the two young women. “What do you mean disappeared?”
“At the top of the cliff, the trail down was too much for her.” Katrina says. “I should have stayed with them but I got a chance to interview Yesiniy and I let them go without me. So so stupid.”
“It isn’t your fault.” Mandy is hoarse from all the calling out. “It’s mine. She was my responsibility.”
“Mandy…” Amy recognizes the guilt in the young woman’s voice. Best to head it off before it consumes her. “You couldn’t—”
But Mandy waves her kindness away. “I just left her! All alone at the top of the cliff! How is that not my fault?”
Katrina interrupts: “The villagers think it was Wetchie-ghuy.”
“Oh my god.” Amy claps a hand over her mouth. “That rotten little fink. He’s just been waiting…!”
“It’s really my fault and I am so so sorry…” Katrina turns away. “Now we have to make sure she didn’t go back to camp but… I mean, how long have you been down here?”
“Half an hour? More?” Miriam looks at her phone. It is 2pm.
“Yeh, she’s been missing for hours. You would have seen her.”
“Oh, not again…” Miriam groans and rests her forehead against the rough stone of the tunnel wall. “Alright. Let’s go tell everyone and do what we can to get her back.”
Amy scowls at the darkness above them. “Fucking Wetchie-ghuy.” She doesn’t have much of a temper. But the few times she has ever lost it, those brief moments when she has accessed all her rage have terrified her. With wonder she regards her trembling hands. She hopes she doesn’t find Wetchie-ghuy alone somewhere. She isn’t sure she can guarantee his physical safety.
Ξ
A tendril of smoke curls upward from the windless canyon below. Blue gray. Everything is blue and gray. The nearby hillsides hold clumps of blueish brush against gray grass. And the sky. The sky is the essence of gray. There is no break in it.
Triquet can’t even tell where the sun is.
Their head drops back to level with a loose jolt. Nausea washes through them and they sway, putting a hand onto the cold ground to steady themself. Hoo child. Slow down there, partner. Hoo. With gulping breaths of the cool air they beat the nausea back. Wasn’t that a party. The words echo again and again in their mind, the letters of the phrase rotating in glittering light, holding their attention for who knows how long. Wasn’t. That. A. Party.
Something is combusting of fire and heat down below. And those ionized molecules are pushing straight up through airspace in a stream of ash and soot. Smoke. It wavers and Triquet does too.
The shaman appears. Not Wetchie-ghuy, the other one, waddling up the hillside from the location of the smoke toward Triquet’s feet. Kneeling with a grunt, their dark goblin face is creased by a self-satisfied smile. They struggle with Triquet’s left shoe, finally taking out a stone knife and slicing through the laces.
Triquet can only watch.
The shaman peels Triquet’s sock off and scrubs their foot with a wet rag. Then they dip a bone needle in watery ichor and carefully tattoo black dots between each of Triquet’s toes.
Triquet feels nothing. Their mind is empty. Empty as smoke.
A massive bird sails toward the two figures perched on the hilltop from across the sky. The shaman stands, squinting, muttering under their breath. A dead mouse appears in their hand, held by the tail. The bird lands, snapping the mouse up.
The shaman screeches and wheezes interrogatively at the dark bird. Sea eagle. The words run through Triquet’s mind. Sea… Eagle… They’ve never seen one so close. It’s enormous.
The eagle screeches back, as if they’re having a dispute.
The shaman scowls and turns away, studying the horizon. They lift a hand to the air and bare the inside of their wrist to the sky. They close their eyes and stand still. Triquet watches. Only the eagle moves, hopping close to the shaman’s captive.
The eagle pecks at Triquet’s shoulder and the beak’s edge slices neatly through their shirt-sleeve and opens the skin of their left shoulder. The pain divides the fog within them and Triquet yelps. In an instant they return to themself, blinking away the dissociative smoke that had ensorcelled them. “Ow. Back off, bird. I ain’t dead yet.” Triquet claps a hand to their bloody shoulder. They look around. “Where are we?” They stand and approach the shaman, who has lowered their hand and is grumbling again. “What have you done to me?”
The shaman pulls a hand from a pouch at their belt and speaks a pair of unintelligible words that sound an awful lot like, ‘Oh, shut up.” The shaman lifts their hand and blows a bluish gray powder into Triquet’s face.
Staring at the dark ceiling of the bunker, lying on their cot in their cell, Triquet has no memory of intervening time. Whoa. They were just at the shaman’s side, like six heartbeats ago. Their eagle had just bitten them. It had just broken the spell. And now they’re all the way back in the dark bunker. How…?
Triquet reaches for the eagle’s wound. It is rough and swollen, red and painful. Infected? Already? No… the texture of the skin is different. “Doctor…?” Triquet finds speaking painful and their voice is hoarse. They sit up. Yes, it’s night. Triquet removes their phone and stares at the screen. 10:12 pm. “Doctor Daine?”
The details of their time with the shaman are already slipping away. How long were they sitting on that hill lost in la-la land? How long have they been gone?
“Yes?” Esquibel appears in Triquet’s door.
“I’m back.” Triquet nearly weeps with relief.
“Good. You missed dinner.” Esquibel turns in the door to leave, preoccupied with her own work.
“I… I’m hurt.”
Now Esquibel catches the roughness in Triquet’s voice. She peers more closely at the archaeologist in the dim light. Yes, they don’t look well. “Hurt? What is it?” Triquet uncovers the eagle’s wound and Esquibel recoils. “Dear god. What is that?”
“A bird bit me. An osprey. Couldn’t recall… the name…”
“You need to come to the clean room. That is not a bite. What did you do to it? Mandy!”
Once Mandy arrives, the two women are able to help Triquet to the clean room and the cot that is still warm from Mandy’s use.
“How long have I been gone?” The bite is now a searing burn on their shoulder. Triquet lifts a protective hand to it but Esquibel pushes it away, inspecting the site with a light and tweezers.
“What is that black stuff?” she demands, picking at it.
“Black stuff?” Triquet cranes their neck to see the wound better. “It’s burning me.”
“Yes, your skin is very angry. Ah. There is the incision. That is what you are saying is a bite? It is quite long…”
“Osprey. Do they carry diseases? Where’s the—? Get the biologists in here. No. Seriously. How long have I been gone?”
Mandy just shakes her head. “Uh… I mean, we saw you for breakfast. Then you went somewhere. Down into the sub maybe?”
“And that was all today?” Triquet stiffens, their logical sense of time challenged. “There’s got to be a way…”
“This tar or whatever it is…” Esquibel pulls back from Triquet’s arm and makes a face. “It is cauterizing your wound. There seems to be a chemical reaction happening. A burning of the skin.”
“Yes! That’s what I’m telling you!” Triquet snaps. “What do you mean, cauterized? Does that mean it’s clean?”
“I do not know, maybe if it is antibiotic or antiviral. Perhaps with some tests. But your arm is a mess. I am not sure how to get that stuff off without hurting you even more.”
“I just don’t want an infection. And I’d rather not have a huge ugly scar. But if the tar is keeping the wound clean, then…”
“I do not know. Who did this to you?”
“The osprey’s owner.”
Esquibel and Mandy share a perplexed glance. Has Triquet lost their mind?
Triquet sees it and realizes they have just a few moments left to convince these two of their sanity. “No no. I know it sounds crazy. Just.” They emit a short explosive sigh and collect their thoughts. “Sorry. I was attacked. Kidnapped. Drugged.”
Mandy gasps. “You were? Who? Wetchie-ghuy?”
Esquibel hisses in fury and redoubles her efforts, giving Triquet a much closer exam. “Are you okay?”
“That’s what I’m… I don’t know. I don’t know how I am. The drugs, I mean, it just turned me into this totally passive victim. Like they didn’t even need to bind me. No. It wasn’t Wetchie-ghuy. There’s another.”
“That’s what Jidadaa was saying last night. Two shamans locked in battle. Using the rest of us as bait and sacrifices and unwitting soldiers in their war.” Mandy shakes her head. “Creepy.”
“What happened to your shoe?” Esquibel lifts Triquet’s left foot, so they can all see the sliced laces.
“The shaman did that. And then they… Right! They tattooed dots on my foot! Oh my god, you got to look…!”
Esquibel removes Triquet’s shoe and sock and looks at their pale foot. “Where…?”
“Dots between my toes. You can’t see them?” Triquet sits up and pushes Esquibel’s hands away. There, as tiny as pinpricks, the faint black marks are fading into their skin. “You see? All four in a row? Between the toes for—for who knows why!”
“I don’t see any marks, Triquet.” Esquibel shines her phone’s light onto Triquet’s foot.
Triquet look again. Now the dots are gone, vanished inside their foot. “Heavens to Betsy. Well now that isn’t good.”
“Are you… sure all of this is what happened?” Esquibel sits back, regarding Triquet with her unreadable professional mask. “The shaman, the bird, the drugs? Or maybe you fell and hit your head and this wound and tar came from a tree you fell against?”
“I’m sure of nothing. I can only tell you what I saw and felt and, and remember. I remember this greasy little golem laughing at me, with all these little bones and twigs in their ratty hair. Old. Like probably sixties. No gender. Skin like fucking leather. I mean, if it was all a hallucination it was really clear.”
Esquibel shakes her head in disapproval. “This is non-viable. First Flavia and now Triquet. I think it is time…” she decides, “for another camp security meeting.”
Triquet and Mandy would have groaned—even a few minutes ago—at this news. But now, they just share a pensive look and say not a word.
Ξ
It is nearly midnight before they get everyone congregated in the clean room around Maahjabeen on the cot. Pradeep sits at her side, his hand gripping her slack wrist. She stares at him, dull and nearly unresponsive.
Finally Alonso arrives, having detoured to fill his wine glass to the brim. This will not be a short meeting. “Everyone here?”
“Everyone but Flavia,” Mandy answers, bitter.
“Of course. That is what…” Alonso takes in all their frightened, tired faces. “Yes. Not so much of a paradise now, eh, is it? I am very sorry to you all.”
“Where’s Jidadaa?” Katrina wonders. “We could use her here.”
Amy puts out a calming hand. “It may be too much for her, poor thing. She’s probably never been in a room with so many people in her life. But… where is she?”
Katrina shrugs. “I didn’t see her after dinner.”
“So…” Alonso frowns. “Do we now say that two are missing?”
“No. No way.” Jay’s voice rises above all the rest. “She can come and go as she pleases. Just, like… check your pockets. She takes whatever she wants without even asking.”
“The innocent savage?” Amy clucks in disapproval. “Jay, you sound like Rousseau.”
“Innocent? Ha! She knows what she’s doing. She just doesn’t care.” Jay glares, sullen. He knows he’s the lone voice against rolling out the red carpet for Jidadaa here. Well. They’ll learn.
“I have misplaced a USB stick,” Katrina mutters. “Classic black thumb drive. Let me know if anyone’s seen it.”
Jay throws up his hands. “She’s already getting started.”
Esquibel shushes them. “Please. No arguments over my patient. We finally got her to stabilize.”
“The sign of the fox.” Miriam places a hand on Maahjabeen’s forehead. It is clammy. “Same place and everything? Right at the base of the spine?”
Pradeep nods, head bowed. I do not have the strength for this. It is the only refrain going round and round in his head, like a pop song’s chorus. He is helpless, useless, and teetering at the edge of his own panic. He is no less a control freak than Mandy and he can’t imagine a situation where he’d be under less control. This is intolerable. Impossible. I do not have the strength for this. He remembers the pit of cold gray mud in his vitals. Now his beloved Maahjabeen struggles with it, and there’s nothing he can do.
Esquibel straightens, an invisible military mantle settling over her. “We are under attack. It is impossible to deny any longer.”
Alonso nods, thoughtful. Everyone else remains silent, some saving their arguing for whatever draconian measures Esquibel is about to announce.
“As one of the recent victims, I have to agree.” Triquet is careful not to use their injured arm. The tea they sip rises in an unsteady grip. “This second shaman… I mean… they need a name, people, right? We can’t just keep talking around it. I say they’re Sherman. Sherman the non-binary shaman, okay? Wetchie-ghuy versus Sherman. And they’ve evidently both known we’ve been here for weeks and they’ve been watching us, trying to steal one or two of us away and,” they gesture at Maahjabeen, “straight-up attacking us when they want. I mean, I have no illusions about Sherman’s plans for me. These weird tattoos on my feet were just the start. Slavery, right? That’s what we keep hearing?” Triquet shivers. “And I don’t even remember how they nabbed me. I just stepped through the dark hatch in the sub and… and the next thing I knew I was staring at a valley at sunset, somewhere in the interior. And I couldn’t move or think. It was horrible.”
“Nobody goes anywhere alone.” Esquibel holds up a finger. “I think we can agree on that, yes?”
Miriam nods. “I think that’s sensible.”
Pradeep shrugs, needing them to understand how hopeless it is. “I mean, Maahjabeen and I were together when we were both attacked. Somehow in our sleep? I have to say, it feels very much like this, this Sherman, is coming at us in our dreams.”
“Slow down. Hold on.” Alonso pats the air.
Esquibel scowls. “Wait. I would very much appreciate if we can keep this subject rational and logical, please. That is an interesting observation about your subjective experience with this toxin, but as an objective piece of the puzzle to help solve these mysteries, it is just nonsense. You do understand that, right?”
Pradeep shrugs. They don’t understand. He can’t make them understand. This Sherman figure is slowly sucking the life out of them, one by one.
“So they’re the one we saw up in the tree feeding the osprey?” Jay asks Triquet. “You say this dude fed the osprey a dead mouse before it bit you? Same as our guy, right, Prad?”
Pradeep nods again. “I do want to get out and try that climb again. Just not now. I can’t believe the handholds go all the way up to the crown. That would be some kind of bizarre miracle, a fire that can burn away a tree’s entire heartwood and yet it still lives.”
“That sounds like a dangerous kind of mission.” Alonso shakes his head in negation. “Not the kind of thing we should be doing right now, mi amigos. Even as a pair.”
“Yes, my next proposal is that we do not leave the beach. Ever.” Esquibel looks at each of their faces, expecting the fight to come now. But Triquet’s account has sobered them all.
“So who has Flavia?” Katrina makes a note in her laptop. “We can assume it was Sherman for Doctor Triquet, as well as Pradeep and Maahjabeen. But why did Sherman the shaman kidnap one and try to poison the others?”
Pradeep groans and buries his face in Maahjabeen’s listless arms.
“So does that mean Wetchie-ghuy has Flavia? We know he’s been trying. Or… here’s a…” Katrina flashes a quirky smile. “Just thinking outside the box here. But when these two got poisoned it’s an unmistakable fox head tattooed on their backs, yeh? And, I mean, the only one we know who has a fox on the whole island is Morska Vidra. Maybe he’s the one, he’s behind it all, and the rest of it is all classic misdirection.”
“Uhh, I can assure you,” Triquet sniffs, “that Sherman and his fucking bird were not any kind of misdirection, nor was Wetchie-ghuy assaulting me after watching me wee a couple weeks ago. Remember that? No, I think Morska Vidra and the Dzaadzitch villagers are just trying to stay out of the fight and keep the peace.”
“Okay, okay…” Katrina allows. “I just… so far… Nothing’s been as it seems here. So I’m trying to get ahead of it. See what’s coming down the pike before it gets here for once. Trying to be active instead of reactive here. That’s good tactics, yeh, Doctor Daine?”
“It is. But it doesn’t matter how active we are because we have no offensive capability. That is the problem. We hardly even have anything for defense. It would be nearly impossible to make the bunker secure, for example. Especially if they’re using things like smoke and dust and other inhalants as intoxicants and paralyzing agents. Perhaps we hole up in the sub, seal off the hull breach as I tried to do before, and only come up in small squads for food and bathroom breaks.”
“For, like,” Mandy consults her phone, “twenty-four days? We’ve got to live like that for twenty-four days before they come get us?”
This dissent comes from an unexpected quarter. Esquibel frowns at Mandy. “Or…? I am happy to hear your ideas instead on how to survive getting poisoned or kidnapped.”
“I don’t know. This is just like playground politics as far as I can tell. My Aunt Nancy is a fourth-grade teacher. She says it doesn’t matter how bad the fight is, eventually everybody’s got to talk to each other. Maybe we should try talking to them.”
“The shamans…?” Miriam considers. “Well, first we’d have to find them.”
“Oh, I think I know where Wetchie-ghuy lives.” Amy frowns. “Or at least the path to get there. Let’s do it. In the morning. Like six of us, brandishing fishing spears.”
This is so uncharacteristic of Amy that Alonso frowns. If even Amy is starting to lose her cool then this situation is getting out of hand. “No. No… We can’t. It is too fragile here. This is like Israel/Palestine or whatever. We can’t just show up and start making demands. The whole thing could blow up.”
“Blow up?” Amy stands, hands on hips. “What could be worse than losing Flavia, not once but twice on an eight week project?”
“Inter-village warfare.” Alonso holds her irate gaze.
Amy finally drops her eyes, nodding. “Yes. Okay. Maybe not brandishing spears and making demands. But Mandy’s right. We’ve got to talk to these fuckers. See what they want from us. Maybe there’s a way they get what they need without…” Amy gestures vaguely at the group.
“Enslaving us?” Esquibel finishes for her. “I doubt that. Katrina is right. We need Jidadaa here to answer all these questions. We need to find her before we do anything else. But nobody goes anywhere without, say… Here. Let us do it this way. Everyone gets a partner. We go out in two teams of two. Each team member stays in visual range but not ever close enough to each other to inhale a cloud of smoke or dust. So…”
“I think that might be a little much,” Alonso amends. “But everyone absolutely has to be careful.”
“Two teams of two,” Esquibel stubbornly maintains. “Flavia is gone. Maahjabeen is fighting for her life. Triquet and Pradeep have been attacked.”
“Okay. Okay. Two teams of two. Everyone listen to Lieutenant Commander Daine now.” Alonso stands and drains his glass. “We are all sleeping in here tonight. Should we set watches?”
“Yes. So partner up. Maahjabeen is with Pradeep.” Esquibel encourages the others to name who they want.
“Miriam and Triquet.” Alonso pushes the two of them together. He throws his arm around Amy. “Right, partner?”
Katrina looks right through Mandy. “Jay, you my homeboy.”
He flashes her a peace sign. “Forever and a day, sister.”
Mandy squeezes Esquibel’s arm. “You and me, Skeeb.”
Esquibel nods, satisfied with their choices. “Now don’t ever go anywhere without your partner. The threats are too bad. And while we move everyone in from outside let’s have a couple people just on watch, at the edge of the perimeter with lights. Perhaps we even keep a watch throughout the night.”
“Every night?” Mandy again. Why is she contradicting so many of Esquibel’s orders? “Ugh. How long are these watches?”
“Usually two hours. We take turns and if you see anything at all strange or threatening you scream loud enough to wake everyone. One of the only things we have is our strength in numbers. So we must use it. Prepare to spend a lot more time together in close contact. I am sorry. This is… not how this mission was meant to go, but I can assure you there isn’t a single command unit anywhere in the world who knows a thing about the dispute between these two island medicine men. Nor would they care. So this is our fight. Ours alone. But if we are careful then we can…”
A noise at the bunker’s door. They all fall into a tense silence. A soft voice calls out, “Hello? Yes?”
“Jidadaa!” Katrina bounds to her feet and slips out of the plastic enclosure. “Where have you been?”
“Through tunnel. Ah. I make enemy.” Her voice is sad, fatigued.
Now they all file in a rush out of the clean room. Jidadaa is in the bunker’s door, mud-streaked, leaning against the frame. Katrina wants to pull her into a hug but she knows better. Her hands flutter at her sides instead. “Enemy? What enemy?”
“Wetchie-ghuy.” Jidadaa moves out of the doorway into the bunker, pulling Flavia after her from the darkness.
Ξ
It is the middle of the night and there is a wire cutting into Alonso’s back. He cannot shift or it will wake his cellmate, and if that man wakes then the rats will stir, and then no one will sleep. Alonso must remain still and accept the pain of the wire cutting into his back so the rats do not come. Pain is life.
He can hear the men stirring in the next building. The hour must be later than he thought. The rats have already come and gone and the torturer is here again. His crude joke and the deferential laughter of the guards splits the silence. Laughter greets anything he says. They’ve seen what this bastard can do with a pair of tongs.
Alonso must move. Quietly. Slowly. Do not rouse the prisoner pressed up against him. Just work on tensing your core and arching your back to get it off that wire. Only this one cot in this one cell has this wire across it. Its particular pain is what places him here. Otherwise, in the dark, he wouldn’t know where he is.
These are the most hopeless hours, in the pre-dawn of a winter morning, just waiting to be perfunctorily brutalized. But why do the torturers do it? They don’t even interrogate Alonso any more. Is it just to keep their skills up? Show each other new techniques? Train the new guy on the team? The soul-crushing reason why they really do it is impossible to ignore: they enjoy it. These men are sadists. They can’t get enough of Alonso’s blood and screams and tears. It is the unfortunate way of the world.
This Earth is a terrible Earth. Alonso can prove it from primary sources in the historical record. Over the decades he has taken part in many excavations of ancient burial sites, in Europe and Central Asia and North Africa. He has seen thousands of broken bones, pierced skulls, smashed digits. Crime scenes from eons ago, just uncovered now. The three youths they found in Cappadocia will always haunt him. Nearly three thousand years before they had been buried alive up to their necks and left to die of exposure. As he brushed the dirt from their bones he couldn’t help but relive their panic and despair. What a horrible way to die.
Using this remembered claustrophobia to collect his meager strength, Alonso heaves and lifts himself from the wire cutting into his back. He slides away from the man lying across him and tries to settle into a more comfortable position. But no. There is a wooden bar here, pressing his left shoulder down. Where did that come from? There was never any wooden bar in this cell. In any cell. They couldn’t leave such a useful bit of lumber. The prisoners would kill each other with it, or the guards.
Can Alonso hide it somewhere? His hand sneaks up and grasps it. The squared edges of the bar are wrapped in taut nylon. Now there is nylon? What horrors do they have planned for him today?
He runs his hand over it more carefully. Wait. This is a new cot. The wooden bar is part of a frame. The nylon is its webbing. He just shifted to the edge. But they never get new cots.
Alonso opens his eyes. Dark squares and trapezoids float above him. Ah. He is not in the gulag. He is in the bunker on Lisica. That is not a torture victim lying sprawled across him, it is Miriam.
His adrenaline quickly spent, he falls back in on himself. Yes, he is on Lisica and it is proving to be no less terrifying than the gulag of the Altai Mountains. And once again, it is all his fault. He got Charlie and Nadya killed in that border town and he’s about to get more people killed here. What the fuck is wrong with him?
Perhaps it is all the law of averages catching up to him. His first fifty years were so wonderful, so sweet and magical. Success had come so easily to him. He had that aura, that wonderful ability to charm everyone in a room without opening his mouth. And all the doors were so easily opened. He stayed right at the leading edge of data science and all its fresh discoveries, making him a rising star in several fields. He presented at a score of conferences every year and spent too many nights in a drunken fraternal haze with all the great minds of the world, outlining the new paradigms of processes and informatics. Ahh. What a lovely time that was. A lovely life. Now he has been relegated to something less charmed, more beleaguered, and far more realistic than the fairy tale he had lived.
At least he gets to keep Miriam through the transition. Or does he? After the first few days here where they were each other’s sun and stars, her eye has already strayed and he is old news. Well, of course he is. Look at him. He is a sagging fat mess, crippled beyond repair. Gray inside and out. Who would ever desire that?
Pity. It must be little more than pity that keeps her coming back to him. Yes, she smiles just like she used to, but what must be going on in her mind? Miriam loves beauty as much as he does. But now she is the only one who has any. Oh, what a nightmare. She would be far better off if he would just die. Disappear without a trace and die, that is what would be best. Not only best for her but for all of them. It is his damn obsession with Plexity that makes them put themselves in harm’s way each day. Remove Alonso and perhaps the rest can actually save themselves…
Alonso slides out from under Miriam and gets dressed in the cold morning air. Maybe he will just walk into the sea. That would be suitable. He could gain one more moment of painless bliss before succumbing to the waters. They could bury him next to that old woman in the redwoods and get on with their lives.
“Hey.” His hand is on the bunker door and the voice startles him. Another hand, as familiar as any he has ever known, falls on his. It is Amy. “Remember. We’re not supposed to go anywhere alone, partner.”
“Why are you awake?” Now what is Alonso going to do?
“Counting sheep. I heard you groan. Bad dreams?”
“I…” He shakes his head, unable to lie to Amy. “I just need the trenches and I didn’t want to…”
“Esquibel will dice us into bloody squares if we disobey any more of her orders.”
But this image is uncomfortably close to things Alonso actually witnessed in the gulag and he grimaces. “Where are my sandals?”
“Hold on. I’ll help you with them. Let me just get mine on first.”
Then Amy is kneeling before him, forcing his swollen feet into the loose straps. Alonso grunts, trying to figure out a way he could still vanish from this scene and abandon all his impossibly heavy responsibilities once and for all.
They open the door and shuffle out into the frigid night, a thick fog obscuring the camp. Only after they close the door behind them does Amy turn on her phone’s light. They can see no more than three meters ahead.
Amy giggles. “Groovy. This can’t go wrong at all, can it?”
Alonso sees that Amy carries one of their fishing spears. “What will you do with that? Tickle someone?”
“If they get too close, I will.”
“Amy… Amy… I have not seen this side of you, maybe ever. I did not expect you to be so…”
“Violent? Angry? Shades of my past haunting me, for sure. You know, violence is never the answer, Alonso. Until it is.”
“Yes, I have heard this phrase. And it is true the world is a very violent place. I have the scars to prove it.” He grips her muscled forearm. “But what if they would take a sacrifice instead? What if we do not fight and we give them the slave they so desperately want? Perhaps if I offer myself that could…” Alonso trails off, stopped by the look Amy gives him.
“Are you serious? Listen to yourself, Alonso. That’s not even… coherent. And I don’t like the way your thoughts are headed. I…”
But Amy stops. There is a figure in their path.
It is so expected that it hardly surprises them. Yes, the Lisicans are everywhere now, crawling out of every hole and casting them in their comedies and tragedies. Alonso idly considers, not for the first time, that it would all make for a great opera.
They do not recognize this figure. This one is slight, youthful, with bare narrow arms and an oblong mask covering their face.
When Amy’s light hits the mask it glitters with pollen’s gold.
Chapter 35 – My Brakes Don’t Work So Good
August 26, 2024
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35 – My Brakes Don’t Work So Good
“Slow down, Prad. Slow.” Jay holds his side as he gingerly follows Pradeep along the western edge of Tenure Grove.
Pradeep stops and takes out his phone. He opens a notepad app and dictates, “25 April, 9:33 am. Jay has just uttered the words ‘slow down’ for the first time in his life ever, to my knowledge.”
“Oh, he’s a comedian. Like a real funny guy.” Jay winces as he stops beside his friend, his left hand splayed protectively across his ribs. “Fuckin A, this didn’t hurt nearly as much the day of. What did Doctor Daine do to me? I thought her stitch-up went so well.”
“It is just healing. You know, that thing you will never sit still long enough to do?”
“Getting my blood flowing is also good for healing. I just got to make sure I don’t engage, well, like my entire left side. Turns out, it’s amazing how much you use the left side of your ribcage. Like putting on my sandals. Even the slip ons need me to lift my legs in a way that is just no no no bueno.”
Pradeep stops at the base of a huge coast live oak. “And here is as far as I’ll bring you. I even brought a tarp for you to lie on. The leaves are all prickly.” He unfolds it and spreads it on the ground under the boughs.
Jay sinks to his knees with a groan. “Oh, hell yeah. Now just feed me some lunch, baby, and you got yourself a date.”
But Pradeep is excited to get started. His face is already pointed at the canopy. This is a massive oak, as much as thirty meters high. He might be able to get about twenty meters up. Now. How to start? The massive trunk rises far above his reach before it divides. There are no obvious handholds. “Well. This is why we train.”
“Bro, you seriously ready to do this? They said you just flatlined on a cot like a couple nights ago.”
Pradeep stops and assesses his fitness, hands on hips. “I am somehow better than I have any right to be. Not perfect. My sternum still hurts. But I’m not nearly as weak as yesterday. Just don’t tell the Doctor we’re doing this.”
“No doubt. Well come on, then. Get on that bad boy. I want to see you pull some gnarly parkour shit up there.”
Pradeep takes out a length of climbing rope about twelve meters long. In one end he ties an alpine hitch. The other end he throws over the lowest crook in the trunk. Then he feeds that end through the loop of the hitch and pulls the rope tight.
“Bingo bango bongo, our boy is ready to roll.”
Pradeep dries his hands on his pants, takes a deep breath, and pulls himself hand over hand up the rope. It is too narrow and cuts into his palms. Gritting his teeth, kicking his toes up crevices in the rough bark, he rises one meter, then two. Somewhere between three and four meters is where he can hook his elbow around a nearly horizontal branch as thick as his leg. Then he swings his foot into the crook where his rope disappears. He shakes the pain out of his hands and peers upward through the greenery. “No real path yet available. This old Quercus agrifolia bastard has just extended itself in every direction. Need a loop.”
Pulling at the rope under his foot, he removes it from the tree. Then he makes a wider arborist’s loop of it on one end and gives himself a second one on the other end. He swings them into the branches, catching onto holds that are sometimes secure enough to bear his weight. He swings out and up, cheered on by Jay’s faint whoops from below. Finally he gets to branches built to a human scale. He sits in a fork of the limbs like a saddle, breathing hard, coiling the ropes and stowing them in his daypack. He takes out a Dyson reader. “After the last storm,” he calls out, “I was doing pull-ups on a branch of that coast fir beside you. And I found the remains of a huge uprooted porcini, just resting on the branch. At first I thought someone had put it up there as a joke. But that was impossible. The storm had blown it down onto the branch from above. So. Logically, giant mushrooms are up here somewhere.”
“Giant edible mushrooms.”
“Likely but uncertain. It was in end stages, just almost a clump of slime. So I’m like 98% sure it was porcini. Couldn’t use the branch after that. No grip. Now up here, I don’t see any troubles yet…” The outer edges of the oak are hung with long Spanish mosses but the interior, along the old trunk and branch lines where he climbs, are mostly dry and clear of life. He needs to get higher.
“Hey, hold the fucking phone. What kind of fir did you say that was?” Jay pulls his eyes from Pradeep’s exploits to study it.
“Coast fir of some variety. I hadn’t identified it. Just used it for pullups. No, the mushroom took my attention first—”
“Cause look at these bristlecones. Seriously, this is a bristlecone fir, dude. This might just be an actual Santa Lucia. Rarest fir tree in the world, dude. Only found in the canyons of Big Sur. Whoa. Seriously. Oh my god. We found an honest to goodness Abies bracteata Santa Lucia on Lisica. Holy shit. We’re gonna be like rockstar famous when we get back. You realize that, right?”
“NDA, Jay.”
“Shit. Right. Forgot about that. Well, some day.”
“Famous?” Pradeep blanches and swings up into the high branches, a good fifteen meters from the ground. “No thank you. I never need to be famous. Just give me a twenty year grant and a cabin somewhere and I will send you papers at regular intervals.”
Pradeep’s motion startles a nesting osprey. The massive black bird launches into the air with a shrill cry, screaming for its mate.
“Oh, no way! You got to get out of there, Prad! Sea eagles are super mean! Territorial! They can fuck you up!”
The osprey wheels into the sky. Now they see the gray and white highlights on her nearly three meter wingspan. She is a cunning hunter and a fierce protector of her nest. She wings quickly back to the tree, swooping past Pradeep, screeching at him.
“Yeah… Yeah, not good here…” Pradeep retreats, hiding behind two narrow trunks growing together. “See here’s a real operational flaw in Alonso’s plan.” He ducks as the osprey swings back at him, beating the nearby branches with her wings. “Theoretically, we are supposed to be collecting samples from every life form on the island.” She circles the tree and tries to attack him from the far side, but the leafy cover is thicker there and she peels away. “So who is going to get the osprey sample, you or me?”
“And her mate.”
“And the eggs? There must be eggs up there. Or hatchlings.”
“I mean, there are…” But the osprey has returned again, interrupting Jay. “There are protocols for sure. We just don’t, I mean, I didn’t bring any gear for trapping and sedating large raptors, did you?”
And now they hear the second osprey, out hunting over the water, returning with cries of urgency. Pradeep makes a quick decision. “Okay. Coming down quick. You might want to, uh, watch out.”
Jay moves as quickly as he can, which is agonizingly slow. He needs to get under cover. Pradeep runs out the limb he’s on and drops crashing down through the outer branches he can reach.
Both ospreys come in hard, reaching through the thicket for him with grasping talons and razor beaks. Pradeep yelps and releases his grip, falling onto a clump of others below. Then he rolls off them to land heavily on the ground. He scrambles away, unhurt, to join Jay under the protective eaves of the Santa Lucia fir. They peer upward. The birds have gone silent.
A trilling whistle pierces the air. Jay realizes it’s being repeated. He just couldn’t pick it out before during all the crashing and screaming birds. He and Pradeep step out and look up, to see a figure far above, a tiny dark silhouette in the canopy of one of the neighboring redwoods, nearly a hundred meters up.
The ospreys wing up toward the figure on a nearby thermal, who holds something out to them. Whoever it is stands on the branch with no concern for the height. They appear to be unsecured, just waiting for the birds. The lead eagle snatches the offering from the human’s hand. Somehow mollified by this, the pair of great birds return to their nest together.
Pradeep and Jay share expressions of open-mouthed shock.
Ξ
Esquibel wakes late. She lies alone on her cot, wrapped in fleece blankets and covered in Mandy’s sleeping bag. She is warm and snug, with no real memory of what came before. Oh, that’s right. Last night was dancing. Celebration. The return of the men.
She yawns and stretches, sitting up. This narrow cell closest to the clean room has become her own. She has not decorated it in any way, but the one clear wall has been filled with shelves stacked with trays and boxes. All the tools of her trade. They are what identify her. Sometimes she wonders what her life would have been like a thousand years ago. She’d be some hedge witch in a village with her stock of plants and poultices and people would hike for days to find her. But she would probably have to live as a hermit in the mountains after they found her in bed with a woman. It would be just her in a hut, alone with the leopards and the crocs.
Something itches in her cleavage, under the tank top she wears when she sleeps. She adjusts it and finds a slip of paper, like what you’d find in a fortune cookie, against her skin. She takes it out, assuming that it’s some manufacturer tag that came loose in the night. But it isn’t. It’s rice paper, folded endwise, so that when she unfolds it three times it’s as long as an uncooked noodle. And there’s writing on it.
DATA INSUFFICIENT. MORE OR NO DEAL. WEDNESDAY NIGHT. SAME LOC AS BEFORE. BURN THIS NOW.
Esquibel goes cold. How…? She covers her breastbone with her palms, hunching over protectively. Where did this come from? How did they get in here? Mandy was here with her at one point, wasn’t she? Oh, the violation! How could this happen?
Then the ice is replaced with fury. How dare they take this risk! So sloppy. Is this what she is getting involved with? No no no, this is too unsafe. If their spycraft is this loose then it certainly increases her own risk. She might break off the deal just because of that.
And what is this about asking for more? Such bald manipulation. Also very concerning. They obviously have no idea how to lure in an asset. Ugh. She may have gone in too hard about Dissatisfaction With The Americans in her contact letter. Now they must think she’s desperate. Well she isn’t. She’s… well, more than anything she’s offended. Legitimacy is hard to come by in this world, especially for an African woman. With this reckless contact she feels like she has been relegated to some lower division. Fine. If nothing else, that will just increase her price.
But she has no more USB sticks to spare. And she has no idea how to find one. Well. Keep her eyes out. It is all she can do. And yes. She will make herself some tea and use the stovetop to burn this note, then if anyone complains of the smoke she can stage a paper napkin or something catching fire.
Ehh, she had woken with such… relaxation. She had been empty. Now she is all anxiety and duplicity. This note is like that black splinter in the bull kelp, its existence solitary but still distorting the whole world around it. Horrible.
Ξ
Triquet wakes before Miriam does. They are tangled together, almost entirely naked. Oh dear, Triq. What have you done now? Never been a homewrecker before. Triquet squeezes their face shut, trying to make all the parts work. Their eyes are too dry. Their mouth. All the muscles of their face and jaw ache. And their neck and shoulders. It’s all a painful mess.
But Lord that was fun. Well, it started with fun. Then it got so goddamn touching and meaningful they couldn’t stand it, with poor Alonso wandering through his internal halls of grief. Then it got fun again, then it got… well… super hot and heavy. What an absolute shocker. Nothing Triquet had ever experienced before. Miriam is by far the best lover they’ve ever had. She was tender and fierce and artful and just so, so connected to Triquet’s every need and desire. Good golly, this is how it’s supposed to be? An ache rises in Triquet’s chest, a deep pang of regret over all the wasted years of fumbling hesitancy and miscommunication. Miriam had driven their body like a fucking speedboat through the waters, her hands and lips so sure.
And now what? Triquet can’t just let that go. It was revelatory, more precious than gold. They’d do anything to have a repeat of it, tonight if she’s willing. But on the other hand, this is a man’s wife. Your boss. Your boss who was tortured for five years and spent all night weeping out his trauma. And here you were, two tents over, banging his wife, singing Siouxsie and the Banshees. Eesh. Not a good look, Triq. And just not, well, what good people do.
Now what? Well, keeping secrets really isn’t Triquet’s way. If it was, they’d have just kept their birth gender and birth name and lived a private life of fantasy in a closet somewhere. But they just couldn’t ever keep their big mouth shut. Fuck. Their sigh sounds more like a groan of pain. It wakes Miriam and she smiles.
“Gor, I feel like shite.” She laughs, a croupy sound. Triquet counts the wrinkles at her eyes, realizing again how many years separate them. Miriam stretches and untangles her arms. “Way too old to be the party people. How you doing, lover?” And she kisses Triquet on the tip of their nose.
“Well, that’s one relief. That you aren’t waking up screeching, ‘What have I done?’ So thanks for that.”
“Why?” Miriam frowns. “What did we do? Nothing indecent, right? I don’t really think…”
“I mean, nothing…” Triquet grasps for a delicate way to put it, “…well, penetrative, but…”
“Exactly. Just some good old-fashioned fooling around. I mean, my menopause is almost upon me, dear, but birth control is still a thing in my life. Assuming you’re…”
“I’m not, I mean we can’t…” But Triquet doesn’t have the brain power this morning or the will to discuss it. “So we’re not…? We’re still friends, yeah? I didn’t ruin anything?”
“Ruin…? Honey, anyone who spends an hour going down on me isn’t ruining a thing. Mother Mary, when I finally came I thought the sky exploded.”
Triquet giggles, worry sheeting from them. “As long as you kept telling stories about Patty Smith and Debbie Harry I couldn’t keep my hands off you. Jesus, Miriam. You’ve met everybody.”
“Well, no. I was just very seriously into dancing in the clubs for a good fifteen years. It may be hard to imagine now, but I had this very particular look that, well, it just worked for me.”
Triquet finds it very easy to imagine, this long-legged, red-headed Irish girl gyrating elegantly under the lights. She must have been a legend. They put a hand on Miriam’s forearm. “You know, um. I have to tell Alonso. About last night. I hope you understand…” But Miriam laughs aloud. “What?”
“No way. We might have to race. I want to tell him first. But I guess you can if you want. He’ll love this.”
“Oh.” This is a scenario Triquet hadn’t considered. “For real? He won’t be jealous or…?”
“Oh, he’ll be fiendishly jealous. But only because he missed out. Not sure how you feel about my big Cuban bear, but I’m sure he’ll want to be part of the fun next time.” Miriam puts a tender hand against Triquet’s heart. “Assuming there is a next time.”
Triquet shakes their head in wonder. “God, who are you people and why has it taken me so long to find you? Of course. Yes, please. I’ve had a crush on Alonso since I first met him. Who wouldn’t? It would be an honor and a pleasure and, like a whole-ass fantasy come true. Just maybe give me a day or two to recover. I’m not as young as I used to be.” Triquet sighs again, and once more it sounds like a groan. They sit up and a headache announces itself. “Water.”
“Good call. Let’s find some.”
They stumble from the tent and the platform hand in hand.
Ξ
Amy sits at the long table in the sub’s belowdecks, facing Morska Vidra and the Mayor, who haven’t yet sat in the chairs provided. At Amy’s side is Katrina, recording everything and taking notes.
Running a finger down a list of words they believe are defined, Amy pulls out, “Uh, dzaadzitch. The word you repeated when you arrived. What is that? Dzaadzitch?” Amy holds her hands out, palms up, and shrugs.
The Mayor speaks slowly. Amy picks out the word katóok.
“Hold on. Hold on…” She consults the list. “No katóok here.”
“Katóok,” Katrina reads from her Eyat glossary. “Variants: dadóok, which can mean cave. Otherwise it means interior.”
“Jay was in a cave. I mean, we’re in a cave right now.”
“Or the island’s interior…” Katrina studies the Mayor’s placid face. No clues there. Katrina points at their feet with the tip of her thumb. “Katóok?” Seeing no response she points to where she guesses the center of Lisica’s hidden valleys and canyons must be. “Or, katóok. Is it out there?”
With her own thumbtip, the Mayor agrees by pointing to the island’s interior and repeating the word katóok.
“Okay. Progress! Yes!” Katrina writes down the word on Amy’s list. “But what about dzaadzitch? There is no mention of any word like it in the lexicons. In Slavic languages the closest you’d get is, well…” She shrugs, thinking, “I mean, maybe like a baby lamb? But Lisica doesn’t have sheep.”
The Mayor interrupts her reasoning with a long, emphatic speech, with plenty more mentions of dzaadzitch and katóok.
“I mean…” Katrina shakes her head, mystified. “We have to assume it’s been a good number of generations and of course they’ve invented their own words in the meantime, especially with all the loan words they eventually got from—”
The Mayor abruptly leans across the table, speaking again, and grasps Katrina by the wrist. She pulls on her arm until their joined limbs hang suspended over the table. With her thumbtip, the Mayor indicates the length of their connected arms.
“Dzaadzitch means arms?” Amy makes the suggestion in a meek voice, hating to be wrong. She grasps her own arm. “Dzaadzitch? Yes? Your arms? Your joined arms?”
The Mayor, still holding Katrina’s arm aloft, shakes both of them for emphasis. She tries to pull it even more taut and nearly lifts Katrina from her seat.
“Wait wait wait.” Katrina struggles to regain her balance, smiling and nodding at their guests. “I think I’ve got it. It’s some kind of connection. The ‘dza’ sound is in a bunch of words. Like, uh, ‘dzáaxʼ kadz’ means ‘string connecting a pair of mittens.’ Right? Like our arms are connected, yeah? Dzaadzitch.”
The Mayor repeats the phrase dzáaxʼ kadz and smiles. She seems mollified by Katrina’s line of reasoning. The Lisican woman uses her free hand to indicate herself, explaining something with a sentence that once again ends with the word katóok.
“You are? You’re katóok? You’re the interior?” Katrina’s smile falters. Wait. Maybe it doesn’t mean what she thinks after all.
“Oh, I get it.” Amy stands. “She’s Lisica. Or the heartland or whatever. Your arms are the conduit connecting the interior world with the exterior. And then you are… well, us. Right?” Amy asks brightly, pointing at Katrina. “Scientists? Uh… Americans?”
The Mayor grunts “Merriguns,” then once more points at herself and says, “Katóok.”
“Americans here. Lisicans here. But here? Who dzaadzitch?”
This prompts a long speech by Morska Vidra, who leans on the table and lists off a number of words.
“Wait. I know that one. That’s a name? I thought it was, like, a condition. These are names he’s listing, yeah?”
Amy nods. “I think so. He keeps saying Jay.”
Repeating it makes Morska Vidra say the name Jay again.
“And Jidadaa? That’s a name? Kula, Jay, Jidadaa? And they are the dzaadzitch, the connection between the island and the outside world? Is that what we’re getting here? I think that’s what we’re getting, Katrina.”
“Okay, but what does that mean?”
“Jidadaa. That’s the key. Remember, that’s the word on the photo we showed them when they got so upset? Said all those items were kept at the other village? Now it’s a person? Maybe it’s a title. Like something hereditary, cause that was an old photo. Too old.”
The four people stand around the table smiling foolishly at each other. The Mayor has released Katrina’s arm.
Katrina goes once more through her notes. “We need to ask Jay what he remembers. Didn’t he say the woman’s name was Kula?”
“The woman with the daughter?” Amy turns to the Lisicans. “Kula…” She puts her hand at one height, then moves it to the side and drops it a bit. “Jidadaa… Yeah? Mother…” She repeats the gesture, indicating one and then the other. “…daughter.”
With a thumbtip, Morska Vidra indicates the daughter. “Jidadaa.” Then he points at The Mayor: “Dzaadzitch.”
“Aha! Progress!” Katrina makes a note of it. “So it is a name! But what does it mean? Okay, so both Jidadaa and the Mayor are what connects the inside and the out.”
“Jay says Kula stole his gear and vanished. I doubt we’ll be seeing them again. And they live on the far side of the river, where we’re forbidden on like pain of death. So… Not sure how we…”
Amy falls silent as the Mayor and Morska Vidra confer, trying to figure out how to communicate more from their end. But nothing seems to resolve. Then Morska Vidra falls silent. He grunts.
An animal sound echoes from further within the sub. It is his silver fox, bleating for them, an expressive urgent note.
Morska Vidra grunts something then turns and bends at the waist. He vanishes through the hatch.
The Mayor regards them. Although her face remains impassive, the depth of her dark gaze indicates how deeply the animal’s call and Morska Vidra’s reaction shook her.
That surprises them all. “What? What is it?” Katrina still hasn’t figured out how to ask a proper question.
For a moment the Mayor looks frail. She places a hand on the table and regards them. “Wetchie-ghuy,” she informs them, tapping at her own chin with her thumbtip. “Moj brat.”
Then she follows Morska Vidra through the hatch.
Amy releases an anxious sigh. “Whoaa. What was that?”
But Katrina can barely hear Amy. She absently shakes her head, implications and glimpses of meaning shooting through her. “Well. Either Wetchie-ghuy is in trouble, or he’s causing it.”
But Amy makes a disbelieving face. “They can tell that from a fox’s cry? Proper names? I mean, I’ve seen some amazingly complex behavior in animals, but…”
“Yeah, I didn’t think about that. Kind of wild. No, I was all caught up in what she said after that. Those were Slavic words. Wetchie-ghuy is the Mayor’s brother.”
Ξ
“Fantastico!” Flavia puts her fishing pole in the crook of her elbow and applauds Maahjabeen, who has lifted a net filled with swarming crabs and placed it atop the kayak. She paddles with urgency; the writhing mass in the net could easily slide back into the water.
“We make these crabs in Tunisia, on La Goulette. With a humiss and oil. So good. But, eh. No chickpeas here. Careful!”
But the crabs have slid back into the water and Maahjabeen almost loses her paddle lunging for the trailing rope. She draws them back to the kayak and places them back atop the deck. “Just like six more strokes!” But when she digs in with the paddle the net slides toward her and against her sprayskirt. “La! Ehhh! They’re scratching at me! I can feel them! Through the fabric of my…!” Paddling frantically, Maahjabeen brings her boat back to shore. She pushes the crab net away and pulls herself free of the boat. Then she reels them in, scowling.
But Flavia is dancing. She celebrates Maahjabeen’s bounty, lifting the net up and counting how many she can see of the wriggling pale brown crabs, some wider than her hand.
“Oh, we have so many ways in Italy of eating crab. And we can make precisely zero of them here on this island! Ha! But imagine. Crab ravioli with ricotta and spinach… Or soup. Garlic and oil…”
“You are driving yourself crazy.”
“How can you do this?” Flavia holds the crabs as Maahjabeen gathers her gear and begins hauling her kayak up the beach. “I did not know what I was getting myself into out here but you did. You do this all the time. Leave civilization. Leave garlic and wine…”
“Not wine. I do not drink.”
“No. Well, but all the finer things in the world. You all make the crazy decision, consciously, to deprive yourselves of restaurants and movies and people and for what? To come out here and catalogue the very last of the last, like a bunch of obsessive compulsive teenagers who can’t leave a few stones in the world unturned. Eh? Why must you live like this? Like monks and nuns.”
“Yes, I think that is part of it.” Maahjabeen looks out over the ocean, shining in alternating bands of silver and gray. “We know that the knowledge we gain out here is deeper. We are that much closer to God.”
“Eh. God. If we are going to be friends then we will have to talk about this god.”
Maahjabeen stops, a storm quick to form in her eyes. “Eh? What about God?”
“I know your religion is very important to you but you will have to understand I have no faith. No god has ever spoken to me. So in that way we are very different. Just please. Keep it in mind.”
“Oh, don’t worry. I’m quite aware that I’m surrounded by unbelievers. It is the way of things, not just for me but for any Muslim who ventures out. You people always make me, eh, code-switch or you threaten me with your atheist outrage. As if an atheist has any basis to feel outrage. I never understand that. Rage, sure, anger and irritation. All that. But I have atheists come at me in the West filled with righteous fury. How is that possible? Where is the righteousness coming from if they are without God?”
“I think it is just people who have been hurt by religion in the past and the outrage comes from those injuries.”
“Yes, well, God is everywhere. And He is good. And so you will not ever get me to stop talking about Allah. He is the Light.”
“Well, you will never get me to stop telling you to stop. So there.”
“Eh. We are a proper Mediterranean standoff.”
“The Fourth Punic War.”
They walk companionably into the camp.
Ξ
Finally the world has stopped spinning. Alonso hasn’t slept all night. Life has beaten down all his doors and he has no defenses left. He is just a bare soul, trapped deep within himself, battered and bloody.
But the fight is over, at least for the time being. He can… rest? No, there’s no rest in him. He is blasted, strung out, attenuated by the chemicals into something less than human. Wrung dry.
How can his muscles be so sore when he has hardly moved for the last, what, eighteen hours? Ai, he is too old for this shit. Party drugs are a young man’s game. It’s easy when you’re twenty-two and pliable as a willow tree. Now he’s skeletal. There’s no bounce back, no sunny disposition to rely upon. Just a broken old man forced to face the remainder of his life with scars and demons and a slow tapering good night. Ugh. This is not the life he signed up for. Claustrophobia drags at him, pulling him into a desperate panic. No no no. This is not how the end will be for Doctor Sergio Alonso Saavedra Colon Ramirez Aguirre. He will not suffer pain. He stares at its baleful inescapability and finds a fatalistic Latin chuckle. No, he will not suffer pain. He will enjoy it.
“I will celebrate it!” His voice is ghastly, hoarse and (yes!) painful! “Nessun Dorma! Nessun Dorma!” Oh it’s like his throat is on fire.
“Knock knock.” Jay climbs the ramp to the Love Palace, his form a shadow behind the mesh.
“Yes, Jay.”
The tent is unzipped and the curly mop of reddish-blond curls ducks through. The youth grins and unslings a small satchel. “How you doing today, O Jefe my Jefe?”
“Fantastic.” Alonso doesn’t care if the boy is immune to his heavy sarcasm. He lets him have it. “Dancing on the ceiling.”
Jay laughs. “Yeah, been there, my dude. The coming-down blues. The worst one I ever heard… One of my high school buddies joined the Marines and he was like stationed in the Philippines?And they dropped acid right before some guerrillas ambushed them in the jungle. He was tripping hard, like peaking, when he got shot. He said he could feel the bullet pushing through his skin and every cell of his body reacting in super-slow—”
“Jay.” Alonso puts up an urgent hand. “Jay. Not another word.”
“Ten-four, boss. Anyway, Miriam sent me in. Said you’d need some of my medicine.”
“Water.”
Jay lifts a familiar metal cylinder from his satchel. “Hot water in the thermos. Here you go. But sip. It’s fucking pipin’, bro. We’ll just pour some into the lid. Now check it out. Honey packets. Amy said she was saving them for a special occasion and I guess this counts. Yeah, get it all in there. That’ll do it.”
Alonso has never experienced anything so soothing. He wants the honey and hot water to continue forever; it is such an immense relief. What an idiot. He had begun his drug trip absolutely drunk. And then he had screamed and cried for hours. None of it good for his throat. And never enough water. But this is like the oasis in the desert. “Gracias, muchas gracias, Jay. I am restored.”
“Miriam said you’d also appreciate one of my little juh-highnts. Ease the pains, dull the edges, get the flow back to flowing.” Jay pulls out a pair of thin joints and presents them against his upraised palm. “One will wake you up and one will let you sleep. Your choice. But they’ve both got some killer terpenes for healing—”
Alonso waves him away. “No. My poor throat. It would kill…”
“Right. Roger that.” Jay is crestfallen. But after a quick moment he perks back up. “Wait! I made some oil! Hold up!”
Before Alonso can protest Jay is back through his tent flap and hurrying across the sand to his hammock. He returns moments later, holding his left side. “Got to slow down, man. Shit hurts. Get too excited about life sometimes.”
Alonso only stares at him with a dull expression. His physical pain is fading now but the mental… it is like his brain is made of concrete. All the channels collapsed and depleted.
Jay pours a dollop of oil into Alonso’s lid cup, nodding like a mad sage. “This’ll cure what ails ya, Jefe. Super strong. You’ll sleep like a baby now. That’s what you need, right?”
“I am…” Alonso swallows, squeezing his eyes shut in pain, “I am currently suffering from the side effects of my last drug trip and you want to fix this by giving me more drugs? Madness. So what will it be with this one? What are the side effects?”
“I already told you. Sleep like a baby. The primary effects will be psychokinetic with some heavy visuals if you let them happen. But then it will knock you the fuck out and when you wake up it will be out of your neural pathways and just stored in your fat for another week or two. You won’t pass any drug tests, that’s for sure. But, I mean, it’s just weed, Alonso. It isn’t a drug.”
Alonso laughs. “You are crazy.” But the siren song of oblivion calls to him and Jay is the only one offering him a way there. “I do need to rest. Well. ¡Salud!” Alonso sips at the water, then finding it not too hot now, he tosses it all back and grins.
The oil puts a vegetal tinge on the back of his tongue. And he doesn’t know if he’s still tripping from the night before or if this is a whole new thing, but he senses filaments growing from the oil into the wall of his trachea, spreading outward like one of Pradeep’s underground fungal networks into every bit of him. A sigh from deep in his bowels takes the concrete out of him. Now he is like a discarded pile of clothes, tossed on the bed. He falls back, heavily, onto the cot and pillows.
Jay laughs in surprise and reaches for Alonso to break his fall but he winces instead and covers the wound to his left side. All he can do is grab the man’s leg.
But Alonso didn’t feel a thing. He is now sailing on a peaceful cloud. He can’t believe the effects hit so soon. This must be a Pavlovian response. A placebo… A palliative. And all the other nice P words he can think of, por su puesto. He grins at handsome Jay from the cot. “No no. I’m okay.”
“Yeah, whoa. Look at you. Yeah, you are. I’ll check up on you from time to time. Make sure you stay that way. So… things went well last night? You covered some ground? I mean, I don’t know if you’re ready to talk about it.”
“It was fine. Everything is fine.” And everything really is. Alonso wonders if this is part of Katrina and Mandy’s therapy. Hit him with the hard stuff to begin then have the gentle hippie boy show up with his balms in the morning. “You are the nicest fellow.”
“Wait til I get you an omelette. Then you’ll think I’m a god.”
They both laugh. Alonso realizes how hungry he is. “Oh, yes, pretty please, my darling. Sorry. My dude. No, it was…” He sighs again, collecting his thoughts. He owes it to Jay to give him a serious answer after the nice things he has done for him. “I can’t say it was hard because it took no effort from me to go back to those horrible places. And something about the way the drugs work meant I didn’t try to run away. So there was no… no struggle on my part, you understand? It was like once it started I was just along for the ride. So I do not blame myself for anything. It would be like getting flushed down the toilet and blaming yourself instead of the sewer for how you smell.” Ah, he likes that analogy. His brain is working again. “What an amazing oil you made. The flow is indeed flowing again. And I am very grateful. I had to face the men who tortured me last night and there was a lot of… yes, a lot of ground that I covered, but still I feel like I have been in a fucking riot. I am just beat up, inside and out. I remember… I remember Triquet was such a sweetheart. And Mandy… I swore she was pulling long shards of glass from my legs. I howled. Or I think I did. Maybe it was only inside my head.”
“No, you definitely howled. For hours.”
“Oh. Well. My apologies to everyone.”
“We were all so glad! I mean, she was barely touching you. But she’s got the gift. Mandy said I’ve got to heal more before she’ll lay hands on me like that but I can’t wait. Girl makes me scream.”
“But how are you?” Alonso reaches out and clasps Jay’s solid forearm. His skin is so soft, the corded muscles beneath admirable and worthy of envy. He is youth personified. The MDMA must not be entirely out of Alonso’s system. Something of the night’s glow illuminates the contact between the two men.
Jay is quite used to spending his time with people on drugs. He leans back, lights his daytime joint, and just shrugs. “Pretty good. Just chillin’. Trying not to open the stitches. Do not want to set myself back, know what I mean?”
Alonso nods. “Yes, but how are you after your… your ordeal? Tell me more. What did it look like, the rest of the island? The island that we will now never see?”
“Yeah, sorry about that. I had no idea that I was bringing about an end to an era! I was just following the job description, man.”
“No. This isn’t over. You made important new allies and it sounds as though there is now maybe a path to speak to this interior village. This… what did Amy call it?”
“We’re calling it the Katóok village now. The one on the other side of the river. And this one at the tunnel mouth with the Mayor is the Dzaadzitch Village, the connecting village.”
“Someone will need to write these words down. I cannot keep them in my head.”
“Sure thing. Yeah. Maybe I do need a full-on molly and massage debriefing like you had here. I mean, not that what I went through is anything like your nightmare, but—”
“Jay, you had screaming natives chasing you through caves with spears! I would say yes! Let Katrina and Mandy heal you. If you are having trouble getting past it, I mean, who wouldn’t after what happened to you?”
“You know, the whole time I was pretty sure you would all be so pissed at me for leaving. I was super stoked when I came back and everyone was so nice.”
“No, we were very angry. It was a very stupid thing. At times you are truly a dangerous moron.”
“Fair enough. Yeah, there’s a third village in there somewhere. And then I guess a whole bunch of other free agents like Kula and Jidadaa floating around. Wetchie-ghuy and his whole deal. But this one thing they said, I couldn’t make sense of. So Jidadaa, she’s only half Lisican, right? She never knew her father, one of the men, right? She said that the men are gone but the men still come. I mean, what does that even…? Blew my freaking mind.”
“Men? I mean, if we just replace the word with soldiers it makes more sense, no? The soldiers left and the soldiers still come. Maybe they had a regular base but now there’s only periodic visits.”
“Poor women. Outcast from all the villages but still stuck here. They said they’d come back with me and I thought we could…” Jay shrugs. “I don’t know. We’d figure something out. Thought we had a deal. But they snaked my shit instead!”
“And they spoke English?”
“Jidadaa spoke some. She’s a smart girl.”
“Good. Good…” Alonso struggles to say more, but his demons seem to have returned. He can hear them calling in the distance, taunting him with their gleeful agonies in a variety of Russian dialects. They are not vanquished, merely held at bay. Well. It is the other side of the MDMA, is it not? It provides respite. But maybe he will never heal, not fully. Not even with Jay’s herbs.
Jay watches the hopeless pall cast over his patient’s eyes. He grabs Alonso’s forearm in turn, like they’re Romans greeting each other. “You know what you need, my brother? You need a good swim. We need to wash your ass clean.”
“I smell that bad?” Alonso is able to unearth a fossilized smile.
“No. Not literally. The opposite of literally. You smell fine.”
“Figuratively.”
“Yeah, that. Also, it gets the weight off your feet and it’s so absolutely fucking cold it all goes numb in just a minute anyway. Can you swim?”
“Yes, I am a good swimmer.”
“You rest. Just let the oil do its work. And when you get up, we’ll get you in the water.”
“Yes, Jay. But wait.”
Jay slowly gathers his things. “Don’t slow me down now. I’m gonna go get that omelette going for you.”
“Listen. I am a data scientist. Of all the people here, I think of the big picture the most. That is my specialty in my field. Yes?”
“Sure. That’s why they pay you the big bucks.”
“There is something happening across many fronts here in Lisica. Not just among what Plexity tells us about the life here, but in a wider sense. The military is unveiling the island in May. You have caused some prophecy to come to life that spells the end of an era. Those children with the golden masks. We are here to witness some change, some transformation, from one world to the next.”
“Yep yep.” Jay nods soberly. “We definitely live in a time of accelerating change. And me, my brakes don’t work so good.”