Chapter 22 – Ba-a-a-a!
May 27, 2024
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22 – Ba-a-a-a!
That night, the sky clears. The stars come out in all their glory. Esquibel stands on the beach, her mind empty, letting the high vault of the night sky, so rarely seen, calm her.
She is playing such a dangerous game.
The camp has been asleep for hours. She knows she is the only one awake, especially after Katrina’s blowout for Flavia’s birthday. What debauchery. If it hadn’t grown so cold, they would have all ended up naked. But instead they passed out in shivering piles.
After several hours, Esquibel had gently pulled herself free of them to use the trenches. Then instead of heading back to bed she has snuck out here to the verge of the strand to watch the stars. She inhales the sharp salt tang on the air and tilts her face further upward. The Milky Way is a bold stripe against the darkness, a purple glow of cosmic gas behind it. Very little of this magnificent sky is actually black. Oh, but the universe is so inhospitably crowded with stars. Good thing it’s also enormous.
She hears the hiss of a line. Here it is. This is actually happening. What she’s been working toward for years. She turns to the cliff on the northwest side of the beach, where it drops precipitously into the water. A dark figure is rappelling down toward the beach.
Esquibel fingers the USB drive in her pocket. Worth more than gold, that. It is her precious entry into their world. She watches the figure drop onto the rocks fringing the cliff, then pick their way lightly across, splashing through a few spots, to the beach. Then they stride purposely toward her.
The figure is clad entirely in black, face covered. They approach, the fabric of their suit nearly invisible in the dark. This person is a bit shorter than Esquibel, facing her. She can’t tell anything about them. It is probably best that way, at least at this stage.
The figure holds out a black-gloved hand. She drops the USB stick into it. The fingers of the hand close. The hand disappears inside the suit. It is done. There is no turning back now.
The figure glides away, still facing her. Their movement is so uncanny Esquibel fears it must be a ghost. A spirit has just visited her. That’s all. And she whispered secrets in its ear. And now the ghosts will trust her and welcome her into their realm. And that is all that is important.
Esquibel faces the camp. Now her mind is full, alive with moves and strategies. Everything is going exactly as it should. She is even enjoying herself, falling in love with each of these lovely people. None of their hard words or recriminations mark her. They have no idea what they’re doing here or how valuable their innocent labors are. They are just so precious. It is ultimately them and people like them for whom she fights. That is all she must remember: to fight in secret for the world’s salvation.
Ξ
“I wouldn’t call it resentment…” Jay holds up a hand.
“Jealousy.” Amy laughs at him when he nods.
“Yeah, I guess that is more like it.”
“Oh, at least you get a fresh start with the Lisicans. They won’t even let me back in the village.”
“Well if Esquibel gets her way we’ll never see the village again!” A plaintive whine edges Jay’s voice. He plucks at his trousers like a child. “Man, I always wanted to have this kind of first contact situation. There’s so much to learn! They’ve been making their own world here for what, a hundred years? More?”
“I’d guess more. But who knows how long? We should have brought a linguist. But not even the Air Force could anticipate needing one of those.”
“So what’s it like in there? Really. Nobody’s told me. I just get these little snatches of detail that people think are enough. I mean, there’s a path? Okay. Well, is it lined with domesticated plants or wild? How wide is it? Is the one going to Wetchie-ghuy’s spot different? Do they maintain the trail? Is there like gravel in the washouts? Come on. That’s the kind of stuff I got to know. But when I ask everybody just shrugs and goes, ‘You know. It just looked kind of normal.’ And I’m like aaaagh.”
Amy holds up a hand to protect herself from his onslaught, shaking her head in amusement. “I guess I should have taken pictures. But I didn’t want to freak anyone out. Don’t worry, Jay. Remember what Katrina said? Esquibel is being security-crazy now but in another week or so I bet we’re all on the best of terms and your ankle will be back to normal. How’s the hand?”
“Still stiff.”
“Any more headaches?”
“No. Huh. I hadn’t really realized that, actually. Wow. Thanks for checking in, boss. You’re right. I’ve just got like a lot less pain in general. The hand, the head, the ankle. I was miserable!”
“So just hold tight, kid. We’ll get you in those tunnels in no time. And then up into the heart of it.”
“What if…? Do you ever think…?” Jay shakes his head. “Man. A nearly empty island, with all these gorgeous natural features at this latitude… I could just like build a treehouse here and get a fishing line and… Seriously. I’m never gonna need to leave. I could like stay here forever. Prad.”
Jay calls out to Pradeep, who is crossing through the camp, pulling his collections backpack off his shoulder. “Yes, Jay?” Pradeep is preoccupied by his latest discoveries, a Eucestoda flatworm he had wrongly classified as a Lepidoptera larvae. But no, it has a fully-developed white body, like a parasitic worm he’d find in animal stool samples. These were in leaf litter that seemed to have an extra stench to them. Perhaps there was dung in it.
“Would you live here, Prad? Like forever?”
Pradeep blinks at Jay, his mind far away. He studies the crowns of both trees and cliffs. Then he shakes his head and involuntarily shivers. “Ugh. Why do you ask me these things? What is wrong with you? Are you trying to freak me out?”
“No, dude. Think about it. There’s a lot of empty land—”
“I won’t!” Pradeep chops the air with his hand. “I get to go home to a normal life in a normal house and sleep in a normal bed. Very soon. This is a nice vacation. And perhaps if it is truly safe someday I would like to return. But—but there is no amount of preparation I can do that would make me feel like I could stay here forever.”
“Wow. Well, hike your own hike, dude. Get me some fish hooks and a garden and I could stay here until I’m about ninety-seven.”
Pradeep tries to make light of the situation. He reaches for something clever to say but it’s hard when his anxiety is jangling like this. Finally he comes up with, “Sometimes I wonder if you are truly a modern human, Jay. Perhaps you have more paleolithic or even archaic lineages in you, expressed so strongly in your, well, your morphology and behavior.”
Pradeep and Amy watch Jay’s face for a reaction to this unkind comment. He takes a long moment to digest it, then Jay blushes and drops his eyes to the ground. “You think so? That’s like the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me. Dude, I’m like an atavistic throwback to our wild past! I thought I was the only one who realized it. Y’all are way too civilized for me.”
Pradeep and Amy share a complex look. Only Jay would take these words this way. Pradeep shakes his head, mildly annoyed, and gets back to his work.
“Hey, Prad.”
“What.” Pradeep doesn’t even look up. He is excavating his bag for the worm samples. The Dyson reader will be able to identify it instantly. Then he can see how it fits in with the larger—
“When the tunnels open back up, you and me, right? We head inland. Check out the whole island.”
But the panic such possibilities bring shoots through him and his hands spasm, scattering his carefully stacked sample bags. “Amy,” Pradeep seethes, “keep him away from me or I swear I’ll kill him.”
“What?” Jay asks as Amy hauls him down the beach. “What did I say? I’m just trying to tell him how awesome he is…!”
Finally Jay’s voice fades into the crashing of the waves and the cawing of the gulls. Pradeep takes a deep breath and looks up. His eyes catch Maahjabeen’s. She is doing minor repairs to her kayaks after the big platform collapsed on them during the storm. Just cosmetic stuff. Her brow is pinched, from working on a fiberglass hairline fracture with some epoxy, and her frown is deep. But she is still so beautiful.
Maahjabeen realizes she is grimacing when she sees Pradeep making the same face. They are both working too hard. She smiles at him, shy, and drops her gaze, her brow suddenly clear.
Pradeep stifles a smile and looks down. But he doesn’t see the worm or his collection bags under his hands any more. He only sees Maahjabeen’s body beneath his, an absolute wonder of beauty and sensuality. Lying with her is like bathing in a river of maple syrup. He didn’t know such a thing could be addicting, but now all he wants is another deep drink of her. Last night was a frustration. Nobody would leave them alone. They couldn’t do more than squeeze hands in the dark. Privacy is what they need. How will he find intimacy with Maahjabeen ever again?
Ξ
“I haven’t been down here in so long.” Flavia picks her way across the second wardroom of the lower deck of the sub.
Triquet is with her, checking all the piles and collections to make sure nothing has been disturbed. “It does feel like the Lisicans have been down here. I mean, honestly, I expect them to have been here. But nothing’s actually out of place or…”
“Why would you expect them?” Flavia pulls back in fear toward the hatch leading back to the surface. “Don’t say things like that. There is no reason they would come here. All they ever did is show us how little they want us here. Maybe they know we are gone in another five weeks so they are just trying to wait us out.”
“Okay. How would they know that?”
But Flavia is already over this conversation. “I don’t care. I will not think about them for one second longer.” She talks herself into staying and she drifts back to Triquet’s side. “But you know who I am thinking about? Maahjabeen. I am worried that she is being treated poorly again. This time her boss kicked her out of her cell and had sex in her cot. We must be nicer to her. Did you know she lost her mother not even a year ago? Car accident.”
“No. No, I did not.” Triquet blinks at Flavia. “I know next to nothing about her. She hasn’t really befriended a weirdo like me. And she isn’t interested in any of my wardrobe. Uh, let me know what I can do to help. So how was your birthday?”
“It was very special and you were all very nice. Thank you. Of all my birthdays I rank it fourth.”
“You rank your…? Of course you do. All about the numbers, yes? You absolute madwoman. All right. So tell me about your ranking system? What made this one fourth?”
“Well. I have a weighted system of analysis that assigns points to various attributes of a birthday. How healthy I am. How many of my favorite people are here. What kinds of gifts. What kinds of unique experience. Each experience is valued differently, with a library of metrics that cover all types of encounters possible for humans in the real world. Special moments each get between one to three points. And there are modifiers to account for age-related changes in myself and certain epi-cycles I’ve charted that show how my personality waxes and wanes over the years like the moon. This year’s birthday scored 1341.337 points, putting it just over two points behind the best birthday of my childhood, when I turned five and rode on a pony.”
“Fascinating. Well, nearly. So when you turned five was third? What was second?”
“1833.242 points. When I turned nineteen I lost my virginity on my birthday to the most gorgeous boy in the whole school.”
And first?”
“The very next year. When I was twenty I dumped him. And it was the best feeling ever. 2115.902 points. My record.”
Triquet laughs. “And what about your worst birthday?”
“Ah, it was only 27.644 points. Last year. I was alone. No family. No celebration. No presents. I felt like I would never have a good birthday again. But then… this! Last night was fantastic! If only my mother or brother or someone like that had ben here it would have put it over the top, especially with the bonus qualifiers Katrina earned for playing all my favorite Björk songs.”
Triquet is bemused. “I love this idea. It kind of works with mine. Maybe makes it better. See, what I’ve learned is that birthdays and holidays are extremely important and that the biggest deal possible should be made of them.”
“No, that is not what I am saying, Triquet. I do not make a big deal. Things happen or they do not, then I score them afterwards. I am not trying to reach my highest score each year. That is not how I do it.”
“No, but listen. This is how I do it. Birthdays aren’t about parties and presents. It’s about mental health. You work too hard. Right?”
“Of course. We all do.”
“Yes. And even if your institution has good personal day and vacation policies, it’s still hard to take all the time we need, right?”
“For most Italians I would say you have no idea what you are talking about. They aspire to do nothing every day. But in my case, yes. Our department is very fierce with their focus. Schedules are very tight. It is hard to not work too much.”
“Unless… you make your special days really special. Now, personally, I don’t care about turning thirty, or thirty-three, or whatever. But it is one of those common cultural things that many people do care about. So I’ve learned to care about them too.”
“But why? That is just like, what do they call it in America? Greeting card culture?”
“Exactly! Hallmark holidays galore! Yeah, I work in the States where it is a sin to want a day off. Like ever. So I’ve told all my co-workers that I really really care about my birthday. And they’re really happy for me! It’s a great story. I told them when I turned twenty-nine, back at Loyola, that my childhood dream had always been to go to Singapore when I was twenty-nine.”
“What? What kind of crazy kid idea is that?”
“No, see, I was lying. I don’t care about birthdays but I do care about time off. I don’t care about any holiday really, but you ask my coworkers and I’m the biggest Christmas elf and Easter bunny the world has ever seen. And that’s how I get two weeks off every time I have a birthday. I come back with pictures and stories and tell everyone how much I thought about my uncle who died from lymphoma. Every ten years, I take six weeks. Because I just HAD to make all my dreams come true when I turned thirty! I climbed Haleakala in Maui and wandered the South Pacific. It was glorious. When I turn forty I’m gonna, I don’t know…”
“Go to the moon!”
“Perfect! Then my return flight could get delayed and I could get even more time off!”
Flavia laughs. “Clever. You are right. I will start doing this too. Whenever I need a break. Now. Did you find what you were looking for down here? I should get back to my work. Plexity is becoming such a mess. Alonso has already broken the beta.”
“Oh. Okay. Just some light reading then.” Triquet lifts a large stack of folders and loose papers. “I’m sure it’s in here somewhere. It was just the briefest glance and I didn’t attach any significance to it at the time. But why would anyone even try to correspond with an Iranian embassy in 1954 unless you were like part of the CIA coup that had just deposed Mosaddegh? Especially coming at them as a representative of the U.S. Military. Very fishy. So yeah. I’ll just take it all upstairs and sift through.”
Flavia mimics Triquet’s encompassing gesture but she wraps her arms around herself instead of archaeological treasures. “Don’t you ever get spooked down here? Ghosts of submarine sailors?”
“I wish. Like, of all the people in the world, I’d be the happiest one if I could talk to a ghost.” Triquet turns to address the empty chamber. “You hear me, ghosts? I’m your huckleberry. Right here.” Triquet sighs and addresses Flavia again. “They were there. They saw the world I’m just trying to reconstruct. They could tell me so much. Ghosts…!” Triquet’s voice rings out, harsh against the metal bulkheads, “If you’re here, make a sign! We have cookies.”
Triquet waits a moment in silence and then a hollow boom echoes from below. Flavia cries out and bolts for the hatch back up to the surface. Triquet yelps and loses their grip on all the files. They cascade to the floor in a mess. “Hold on! Just hold—!” But Flavia is already gone. Triquet giggles, convincing themself the boom was the sub sinking further in the water-logged sand and making the noise that old houses do when they settle.
But still, the bowels of the sub aren’t the most welcome place to be right now, especially alone. This is breaking Esquibel’s protocol. Nobody alone at any time. But Triquet can’t just leave these files here alone on the floor.
As they gather them, another paper slips out, catching Triquet’s eye. It has Korean characters written on it in faded black ink. But they look simplified. “Flavia…?” Triquet wants to show off how much they know about the development of the modern Korean language. This doesn’t look like Hangul, but the modernized form that they briefly tried to introduce after the war, when Korea shook itself free from all Japanese influence. “That was an initiative by Syngman Rhee, right? And when did it officially start? Must have been around 1953. I’m sensing a theme…”
Triquet stands, the gathered papers pressed awkwardly against their chest. A bit of a head rush nearly makes them swoon. When their vision clears, a figure resolves from a blurry outline at the far hatch, the hatch that leads further down.
It is the Lisican elder who first welcomed them to the village. His fox is curled on his shoulder, staring at Triquet with dark beady eyes. It locates a patch of mud on its tail and licks itself clean with a deft pink tongue.
Triquet is silent. In this moment, they have nothing but stillness and emptiness to offer. They probably couldn’t move if they tried.
The man points at Triquet with the tip of his thumb. He mutters a brief incantation. Then, his voice rough and eyes swimming with tears, a long preamble ends with him confessing something profound to Triquet. It is difficult for the old man to get it all out and by the end he is spent. He leans on a staff, careful to touch no part of the sub.
“Undisturbed.” Triquet’s voice is a breathy sigh. “You all come and go but you leave it all undisturbed. You don’t touch anything in the sub when you pass through. And now we’ve taken this path away. I’m sorry. We didn’t know.” Intuitively, Triquet holds out a gift as an apology. It is a cheap chrome ballpoint pen with a retractable tip.
The fox leaps from the man’s shoulder and runs along one of Triquet’s work tables to sniff at the pen. It turns away, rejecting the offering. The animal leaves no tracks on the scattered white pages. But hadn’t they come through the muddy tunnels below? Triquet wonders if the fox and the man are ghosts after all. But no. That very real boom let them in. Ghosts wouldn’t need to break down barriers. They could pass through walls, right? Ghosts wouldn’t want a dollar store ballpoint pen…
But the man is intrigued. He crosses to where Triquet stands. The fox leaps back onto his shoulder as he reaches for the gift.
“Pen,” Triquet instructs him. “Ballpoint pen. See?” With a sweep of their hand, Triquet drags the pen’s tip across an empty page, leaving an unsteady blue line.
The man’s eyes narrow. He closely inspects the paper.
“Oh, you like that? Well check this out.” Triquet holds the page in place and signs their name with a flourish. Triquet Carter Soisson. They are quite proud of their florid signature.
The man grunts. He drags his finger over the ink and streaks it a bit off the line.
“That’s right. It’s like paint. It’s just like fingerpaints in a cave or what have you, but this blue paint is forced to come out through this tiny little hole. Here, you see it? Right there at the very tip? That’s a ball. It’s a ball point. The ball rolls and deposits the ink. The paint. Here. You try.”
The man holds the pen like a stick he just picked off the ground. Smelling it, he wrinkles his nose at the complex tang of the ink. He talks to the fox, trying to reason this all out. And he appears to be hearing replies from the fox as well, to judge by his moments of listening and responses. Triquet finds it all quite fascinating.
The man jabs the paper. Too hard. The paper tears. He grunts again. He pushes the pen back into Triquet’s hands and glares at them with a dark expression, making a long speech indicating the items of the sub around him.
“No, it’s okay. It’s fine. Just paper. You didn’t like… ruin any of the church treasures here. Plenty of paper.” Triquet picks up another sheet and blithely tears it, letting the halves drop to the floor. But this has the opposite effect from the one intended.
The man draws himself up and sternly lectures Triquet while the fox darts forward to snare the fallen halves. The man crouches and takes the torn sheet back, placing it on the table and smoothing it out. He tries to do the same with the sheet the pen tore.
Triquet watches in confused silence. “I mean, it’s okay. That wasn’t even the sub’s paper. I brought it. From my own notebook. It isn’t like… special or anything.” Triquet offers the pen again, clicking the chrome push button to withdraw the tip.
The man’s eyes bulge. With childlike glee he snatches the pen from Triquet’s grip and carefully presses the button. The tip emerges and then sets with a click. He looks at Triquet with profound wonder, sharing the magic trick.
“Oh, good. You like that? Yes. I guess that’s the second best part of the whole pen experience. The clicking. Okay. So are we friends now? Can we agree to like live in peace and not block any more passages and steal any more people away? Huh?”
The man turns back to the hatch and says something. Another head emerges from it, a younger person in a fur cloak. All Triquet can register is that their gender is indeterminate. They have a heavier triangular face and delicate pointed chin, but their eyes aren’t feminine. Long curly hair, narrow shoulders. A feather and bead necklace. All Triquet’s instincts say this is an indigenous non-binary person. Wow wow wow.
Then another Lisican emerges, a young woman with bare breasts. Well. Nothing indeterminate about those. But now Triquet is seeing the Lisicans in a whole new light, as individuals with the same identity issues and expressions as themself. Are these two a couple? Who knows? The girl might be in love with her very own Triquet. The man shows them the pen, lecturing them on its uses, clicking it again and again. They cry out with pleasure.
Triquet’s head whirls with the potential significance of a non-binary native. This could be huge. Enormous. Assuming they aren’t wildly misreading the situation here, the prospect of studying a figure like this in the wild and the resulting papers, why… It feels like destiny. It’s as if Triquet’s whole life has just been practice for this one moment. All the archaeology and collection and study, all in preparation to have the necessary skills in place when an individual like this appeared.
But their instincts tell them to hang back. It’s fairly clear that Triquet shouldn’t stay. There is a quiet intimacy to the three Lisicans and the fox, crowded around the pen. Maybe they’re a family? Dad and two kids. Equally legitimate. And one is two spirits, like some of the Plains nations of American natives. Are they a shaman? Some kind of spiritual figure? An entire flood of questions fills Triquet. “Don’t want to disturb your fun…” Now is not the time to press. They still have weeks here on the island. A light touch is needed. Triquet will circle back to this enthralling person in time. They haven’t responded to their words at all. “Guess I’ll head back to camp.” With a final reassortment of the papers in their grasp, they turn to the hatch Flavia used.
The three Lisicans follow.
Ξ
Miriam is at the stove, making a proper cup of tea. She isn’t much of a traditionalist by any stretch, but every once in a while the Irish grandmother who lives in her bones wants a nice cuppa, steeped properly. She brought her own box of Assam loose-leaf black tea and when she feels the need to really ground herself like she does today, she drops a pinch into a rolling boil as a treat.
The important thing is to not let it steep too long because then it becomes too bitter. But just as she reminds herself primly of this canonical tea fact, the door at the bottom of the stairs creaks open and someone else emerges from the sub. Flavia had come out just a few minutes before, muttering about worker rights and safety.
Miriam forgets all about the tea as Triquet, followed by three Lisicans, climb the stairs from below and enter the bunker.
Before anything else happens, the man’s silver fox leaps from his shoulder and dashes through the cells to the open door, where it disappears outside.
Jay’s voice cries out, “Whoa! Did you see that? Vulpes sighting!” Then he comes running to the doorway just as the Lisicans cross the bunker. He falls silent when he realizes he’s blocking the door. “Uh, what the fuck? I mean, hey. Howdy. What’s up?” He makes a series of awkward gestures like waves and greetings and salutes. “Is that fox yours? Or are you his? Heh.”
The three Lisicans stand before him, faces closed.
“Jay, get out of the doorway,” Amy says. The old man turns to Amy and sees her. His face darkens. He makes a pronouncement and steps away from her, closer to the door. She tries a half-hearted diplomatic greeting. “Bontiik? Aw, seriously? I’m still blacklisted? Even here? Dude, it was just one step on the path…”
Jay finally withdraws. The three Lisicans slip outside, crossing the camp toward the beach, moving with purpose.
Most of the researchers are here, apart from Maahjabeen and Pradeep and Mandy. They all fall silent and make no moves, just quietly following the progress of the old man and his two sidekicks out of the camp toward the lagoon.
Alonso is overwhelmed with emotion. Anxiety sweeps through him, that the sudden advent of the Lisicans in his camp could ruin everything. But he is also thrilled by the contact with them, the daylight exposure to these actual living people, whom he has only ever glimpsed by starlight. His heart hammers and a near panic claws at his diaphragm, tightening his chest. They skip up over the fallen redwood on the beach, the old man no less agile than the two others, and vanish. “What…?” Alonso searches quickly for his cane. He finds it and hurries forward, shuffling through the sand. “What are they doing? Where are they going?”
“The water…” Katrina is the first one up on top of the trunk. “They’re unrolling something. A big dark open-weave textile or… No, it’s a net. I think it’s a big net. They’re going fishing.”
By the time Alonso reaches the fallen trunk everyone else has passed him and stands looking out at the lagoon. He remembers so clearly how to climb a surface like this, how to flex and spring and scamper upward with a lithe body and catlike reflexes. But now he is made of sand and there is no power in his calves and feet. He can’t spring anywhere. He grips the rough bark of the fallen redwood and hauls himself up, sheets of connective tissue in his back and hips complaining. This is preposterous. Humiliating. A three year old could climb better. But a three year old doesn’t weigh a hundred kilos.
“Well that was quick,” Amy observes just as Alonso pulls himself up to the top of the log. This is the first time he has seen the ocean from this vantage and it commands his attention. Gunmetal gray and rippled, a faraway band of luminous turquoise water at the southeastern horizon indicates that the sun breaks through out there. So many colors. And textures. And he wants to define all of them! Now what are the Lisicans doing? Ah, yes. They are knee-deep in the lagoon, drawing the net to them. A half-dozen fish are already tangled in the cords, helplessly wriggling.
“Oh, man, I wish Maahjabeen could see this.” Jay knew the lagoon held such bounty. Here’s the proof. And so easily caught…
“She does see it.” Katrina points to the left, at the far side of the beach where Maahjabeen and Mandy stand watching.
Alonso does a quick headcount. Everyone is here but Pradeep and Flavia. He turns back to see the two of them in camp. Both look spooked, and Flavia holds Pradeep’s arm close. Alonso waves his cane at them. “It is fine!” he calls out, but his voice doesn’t carry that far. He tries again. “They are just fishing!”
But Flavia and Pradeep look no better assured.
Mandy and Maahjabeen haven’t moved. They stand still, watching the scene with fascination. The net is cast again and the Lisicans draw it in, picking kelp out of it and placing live fish in sacks they wear at their hips.
“I guess they got sick of not having fresh fish since we got here.” Amy wishes she could divine these people better. She wants nothing more than to be wise enough to be appreciated by a native person who lives in harmony with the land. It has always been her belief that they would be the only ones who would understand and appreciate her. The sacrifices she’s made. The obsessions she has that almost no other modern human seems to share. But the moment she met them, she set her foot on the wrong path and now she is forever rejected in their eyes. So hideously monstrously unfair. Nobody here wants their respect more!
Within a few short minutes the net is rolled back up and stowed in a fabric bag. “I counted thirty-three fish.” Jay shakes his head. “But I don’t think I got them all. They’re gonna feast tonight! Man, I wish I could join them.”
Alonso shakes his head, watching them return. “Not yet. Maybe someday.” The old man must be a decade older than Alonso but he still moves with the lightness of youth. The silver fox scampers at his side, smelling the fish wriggling in the sacks.
The Lisicans approach the researchers standing on the log. The old man studies them, searching their faces. He stops the others before the log and calls out, “Axh hidii! Yasiteh ribah.” Then he pulls a silver bream from the sack, its mouth gaping in the air.
“What is he saying?” Alonso’s voice is a rumble in contrast to the old man’s high sibilance. They all turn to him.
So the old man does too, realizing that Alonso is the elder here. He holds the fish out to Alonso, who is afraid that if he leans forward and takes it he will topple on the old fellow. So he instructs Jay with a gesture, who reaches out and takes the fish gratefully, bowing again and again, repeating, “Aw, yeah. Aw, YEAH!” as he scampers with it back to camp.
The old man is lecturing Alonso now, laying out particulars. He points at each corner of the lagoon, then several spots in the cliffs. Then he jabs the tip of his thumb toward his own face. He looks at Alonso with quiet challenge.
“I think,” Miriam mutters in his ear, “that he is claiming the beach as his. The fish was a statement.”
Alonso nods. “That it is his to give. Not ours. We are guests. Yes.” Alonso repeats it loudly for the man, nodding. “We are guests. And this is yours.” Alonso tries to encompass the lagoon and point it back in the old man’s direction but he isn’t sure his gestures and words are well-received. The old man frowns at Alonso with frustration.
“Alonso.” He points to himself. “Bontiik.” Then he gestures with a swipe of his fist in the general direction of the old man’s chin.
The elder seems to have understood the greeting. He now spreads his fingers and places them against his ribs on both sides, a way of indicating his own person. “Morska Vidra.”
“Ha!” Katrina laughs. “Tebya zovut morskaya vydra?” She turns to the others with a giggle. “He says his name is sea otter.”
“Why does he speak Russian?” Alonso holds a polite smile in place as his mind races with the implications.
“He doesn’t. I’ve tried. A ty govorish’ po russki? See?”
The old man, Morska Vidra, looks at them with an empty gaze. He repeats his name louder, as if they couldn’t hear him.
“Morska Vidra!” Katrina giggles again and spreads her hands across her own body. “Daisy Dolphin!”
Morska Vidra looks at her for a long moment, then the young woman at his shoulder suggests something and the old man replies. The young woman reaches into her own sack and pulls out a limp parrotfish. She hands it to Katrina.
“Oh, right on! Thank you! Spasiba! Oh, thank you so much!”
Morska Vidra evidently decides social hour is over. He presses his mouth into a line and slaps his hand against his bare thigh. The fox responds to this signal by leaping atop his shoulder. The three Lisicans climb the log, chatting low in their sing-song language, and head back to camp.
Flavia and Pradeep withdraw as the others follow Morska Vidra and his helpers to the bunker. Without another word to the island’s guests, the Lisicans descend the stairs into the sub.
Ξ
Esquibel sits, arms crossed, encircled by people lecturing her. She holds up a hand to get a word in edgewise but Amy is interrupted by Katrina who is undercut by Triquet. Esquibel drops her hand and crosses her arms again. All these daft statements of ideals. Like they’re writing a new bloody constitution for a utopian commune instead of hammering out rules of engagement with a dangerous foe. What fools they can be.
Their self-righteous speeches are finally cut short by Jay, of all people, whooping like a cowboy and slapping his knee. “Well, all right! Listen up, everyone!” He points at Maahjabeen, with whom he’s been conferring. “This wonderful amazing goddess of a scientist just said we could pull our own fish out of the lagoon!”
“No more than a few at a time. And not every day.” Maahjabeen glares at them, sure they will abuse her trust. “And we will have a survey first and a strict accounting of the populations. Do not impact any species too much. And no fishing where the Lisicans cast their net. Maybe only at the edges of the lagoon.”
“Yeah! Of course!” Jay is not to be contained. “Now who’s ready for some sushi tonight?”
“Ew, no.” Amy waves his offer away. “We need to flash freeze the fish to kill all the parasites before they’re safe to eat raw. And we don’t have a way to do that.”
“Fine. Fine. Baked Alaska it is,” Jay amends. “I don’t care, man. As long as I get some fresh fish in me. Yo, seriously. This is gonna be the most amazing meal of our lives. Just show me where.”
“What, right now?” Maahjabeen squints at the sky. It will be dark in an hour.
“Sunset’s great for fishing. Let me just rig a line and hook. Find some bait.”
“Did I not just tell you that we must do a survey first?”
“Well…” Jay paces a bit, undeterred. “I’ll definitely keep track of the species. We can like add it to the count after. If I get more than one of a species then it’s just catch and release, bro. I swear.”
“Do not call me bro.” Maahjabeen glares at Jay, wondering if she is making a mistake working with him at all. “And what if it is the only example of that species in the lagoon? And now you have eaten it before we understand its place in the ecosystem? No, we will need to do a full survey first.”
“Well of course I wouldn’t be keeping any atypical—” Jay lifts his hands and drops them, helpless. “Look. I am an actual wildlife biologist. An actual fisheries manager. Been fishing my whole life. Come on. You’re treating me like I have no idea what I’m doing. I’ll stick with stock species like Scaridae and Salvenlinus. I can—I can… ah, hell.” Jay finally registers Alonso slowly shaking his head at him and patting the air for patience. “Fine. I’ll start the survey instead. The lagoon’s barely been scratched, Plexity-wise.”
Without another word, Jay hurries to the tables, grabs a reader, and makes his way toward the beach.
Alonso sighs. He turns to Amy. “His feelings are hurt. Will we have to repair this in any way?”
“What, with Jay? Not at all. Believe me, he doesn’t feel wounded by this at all. He grew up in a very intense family environment, with lots of yelling and teasing and bullying. What he considers normal is… far from what the rest of us do.”
That makes a few of them chuckle. Esquibel has used the respite to look at this impasse from another angle and now she takes the opportunity Jay has given her. “Alright, wait now. Before we all start yelling again let us figure this out together. We need a single defensible place, somewhere the islanders will not be able to reach us if we don’t want. I thought it was the bunker, properly sealed. But I don’t have the ability to keep the cliff tunnels closed without heavy machinery and like, concrete and steel bars.”
“Says the prison warden,” Miriam scowls.
“Mirrie. Let her finish. Please.” Alonso realizes the sense in what Esquibel is saying. After the last five years he needs safety too.
“That is all I’m saying.” Esquibel holds her hands up in surrender. “They’ve already gotten through all our defenses and can obviously come and go at will. But what happens when they show up in the middle of the night? What if it’s—?”
“Don’t say his name.” Flavia stands. “What about the sea cave? We could make that our safe house. One way in. Backs to the sea.”
“Good idea!” Amy likes that they’re trying to think of creative ways out of this mess. All these big brains together. They’ll figure something out.
But Esquibel is shaking her head no. “We would need a secure passage to the sub and access to the surface. It is too easily taken away from us. What if they block that tunnel down below and then come at us from their other tunnels in the cliffs?”
Pradeep barks, a sound halfway between a laugh and a gasp. He twists the fabric of his slacks in his hands. “Okay. That’s enough story time for me. Perhaps I’ll check up on Jay. Give him a hand. Since I obviously won’t be getting any sleep tonight.” Pradeep escapes from the argument, heading toward the beach.
“Well, if the Lisicans can control all the entrances and exits and there are so many… then I don’t know what we can do to be safe and secure.” Alonso reaches this reluctant conclusion but it doesn’t make him as uneasy as it should. These villagers are much less dangerous than gopniks, despite what games their outcast shaman plays. “I guess we must learn to live with insecurity.”
Esquibel shakes her head stubbornly no. “My orders specifically state that I must have a properly-secured and defended—”
“Well, fine!” Triquet has had enough. “Then tell us, Lieutenant Commander, what we’re supposed to do? Make weapons out of bone and sleep in shifts? Build our own bunker out of like redwood bark and sand? Sleep on a big raft in the lagoon? You’re full of objections to the way we’re doing things but you’re not offering any reasonable alternatives. And the one strategy you did have lasted all of two days, after the rains stopped.”
They all wait on Esquibel now. She knows that if this was a proper mission then yes, they’d sleep on the beach with a secured perimeter and regular guards. They’d have thermal imaging and trip wires and motion sensors. And they’d all understand that regardless of what the politicians say in their various capitals the world is actually at war. It always has been and always will be and not enough people actually realize it. She sighs. “You people make me feel like a shepherd who is leading her flock over a cliff.”
Katrina giggles. “Ba-a-a-a!”
Chapter 21 – Drift Away
May 20, 2024
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21 – Drift Away
Triquet stands before all of them. Most are seated in chairs beside the workstation but Katrina and Mandy cuddle on the concrete floor in a nest of sleeping bags and Amy, as ever, hurries back and forth from the kitchen bearing drinks one way and empty dishes the other. Triquet nods at Mandy. “Archaeology comes before Atmospheric Sciences so I guess I’ll start. Okay, so my latest project proposal is provisionally entitled ‘Abandoned Artifacts of a Postwar Listening Post,’ but that’s a little too Scientific American for my tastes. I need to bring some kind of sociocultural insight into the paper or I might as well be a day laborer. But interpretation remains, like, so far away. So far. I thought exhuming Maureen Dowerd would solve everything but it just raises more questions. Why did she die? Who killed her? There is absolutely zero mention of anything like that in the last two years of records on board. So it was a secret. But her grave wasn’t. It kind of points more toward foul play than an accident. Or at least a cover-up. I don’t know. What is everyone’s personal favorite scenario so far?”
“Oh, I know.” Jay sits up. “Check it out. Lisica isn’t the isolated listening post the Air Force wants you to think it is. It’s a special forces playground, man. They’ve been sending in the Japanese, the Russians, and now the Chinese? Right? That old bit of the plane we found? Who hasn’t forgotten about that? And that second bunker Maahjabeen found up the coast. Yeah? This place has been contested for ages. You see where I’m going with this?”
“Not really. I mean…” Triquet isn’t really into indulging in Tom Clancy fantasies like this. There just hadn’t been enough reason to, yet. “Okay. You are definitely onto something with all those other loose ends. I was thinking myself more locally, about the beach and the items in the sub, but it’s true. In the big picture we still haven’t investigated nearly any of this island. We have no idea. So what are you saying, Jay? The Russians killed Maureen? And then the Air Force couldn’t record her death because that was all too top secret? Maybe they took those records with them when they left?”
“I don’t like it. How does that account for the buried sub?” Pradeep’s question makes them all frown. “How does anything?”
“You know who knows?” Katrina’s voice has returned to full strength. She lounges against Mandy, sucking on an end of hair. “A very unpleasant, very old lady up in the village. She acted like I owed her something. Like I’d made her some promise before. But I think she was promised something she never got. Who knows what it was. I tried to work out some language with the kids, Triquet. But I’m making like the slowest progress. It’s impossible so far. Like they have a completely different frame of reference and we can’t figure out the way the other one looks at things. Yet.”
“What do you mean yet?” Flavia demands. “You have plans to see them again? Where?”
Katrina holds up a tentative hand. “Remember, Flavia. They hate Wetchie-ghuy as much as you do. The kids were terrified of him, when I mentioned his name.”
“But what does all that old bad blood have to do with Maureen Dowerd?” Triquet shakes their head in despair.
“They always kill the woman, though, don’t they.” Maahjabeen shakes her head, cynical. “An island full of one hundred men and one woman and she is the one who is dead.”
“You aren’t wrong. They had a picture of her, in the village,” Amy recollects.
“And she had blonde hair,” Alonso adds. It was the first thing he ever noticed about the one child he saw, the way their curly hair gleamed in the moonlight.
“Ohhhhh…” Jay and Katrina both groan, rocking back with surprise. “She was stepping out!” Jay crows.
“Fell in love with one of the Lisicans,” Katrina adds. “Had the wrong color baby. Esquibel. Could you tell, during the autopsy, if she’d ever had a child? Or maybe if she was still carrying?”
“No. I didn’t have time for a pelvic exam. We focused up above on the blunt force trauma. And then the rain came.”
“And the old woman up there,” Katrina says, “was like her long-lost daughter… Wow. No wonder she feels betrayed.”
“Or maybe,” Alonso pats the air with a hand. He needs to slow down this rampant speculation before the whole day is wasted. “Maureen Dowerd fell and hit her head and they never wrote it down because she wasn’t ever officially supposed to be here in the first place. Simple explanations, everyone. Let us keep to the simple ones and not turn this into a telenovela.”
“Then why are they blond?” Katrina asks.
Amy appears, holding a tray with diced-up energy bars and a defrosted berry sauce. “I don’t know, maybe from those Russians Jay thinks were crawling all over the island. Snacks?”
Flavia takes a handful. “Or maybe both. We are talking decades or maybe even centuries here. We know this island has been discovered at least like three times: once by the Lisicans, once by the Japanese, and once by the Americans. There is no reason to think it hasn’t been visited by even more.”
But Alonso has had enough. “Speculation, people. Please. Bring Doctor Triquet evidence if you have any. Otherwise, this is the kind of conversation I have with laymen who don’t understand what I can never get past a grant committee. You all know the feeling. Let’s be rigorous here. Doctor Triquet, is there anything you would like to add to your presentation before we move on?”
“No, thank you, Doctor Alonso. I seem to have stirred the pot quite enough.”
Alonso nods at Mandy. “Then Atmospheric Sciences.”
“Well, I can’t tell you much.” Mandy sits up and stretches like a cat. “But I can say that if I was betting on when the storm ends I’d say maybe this afternoon. The rain’s getting warmer, the wind has pivoted out to the west, and it’s just getting ragged. Can you feel it? The rhythm of the storm?”
Alonso nods. “That would be very good news indeed. What can you tell us of any work you may have done in regards to Plexity?”
“Yes, well,” Mandy rolls her eyes and shakes her head. “That’s where the fun comes in. So you’ve been saying, ‘Context, context, provide Plexity context!’ so now I’m like your Queen of context. Katrina’s been helping me plot out my readings as a base timeline and then with those recorded weather stats each day you get all the context you need. Place any organism or ecological subsystem on the timeline and you get the rain opening the flowers and releasing the pheromones and then the bees and the birds and… Well, I don’t know what happens then.” Mandy guffaws into her open hand. “The biologists can tell us. I just wish I could do that AlphaFold thing Flavia keeps talking about, instead of proteins it’d be atmospheric effects and it’d like let me tell you what the daily weather was in the past. That would be fire.”
“Not impossible,” Flavia declares. “In broad strokes, at least. And we do have a hundred years of climate data from like Hawaii and California, do we not? You get me the data and we could start to look at ways to extend our resolution back in time.”
Mandy makes a face. “Oh, there are already tons of recursion models and paleo-climate nerds who just go on and on about this, for sure. I’ll see if Alonso brought enough of the internet to see if any of their work is available. Super mathy stuff, no doubt. But!” Mandy holds up a finger. This is the important thing she needs said. “What I really need is data points, Alonso. I’m not able to do this properly with just that one DIY weather station at the top of the cliff and one down here. I need sensors all over the island. And in the water, too.”
This is the kind of progress he had expected from this meeting. Alonso nods emphatically. “That is a good idea. When the storm ends, perhaps you and Miss Charrad can find a way to add some of your instruments to her buoys.”
Maahjabeen shrugs. “I mean, the base station already records air temperature and windspeed. That is where I tether them to land. We could add, what, a barometer?”
Mandy blanches, unimpressed. “What I’d really like is if you could install some stations on these sea stacks. Really get unfiltered samples from the far horizon. Is that possible? Some day? Maybe?”
Maahjabeen nods. “Yes. It will just require a new arrangement. I have had time to think of what my next move is when the storm is over and I have realized we must paddle the kayaks into the sea cave and keep them down there. It is too difficult up here to fight the way out of the lagoon. The sea cave is a far better entrance into the water. Much better protected. So we will only push out through the lagoon once more and then paddle into the sea cave. Keep them there, then come back up through the tunnels. So whenever we need—”
“Have you forgotten,” Esquibel interposes, “that the tunnels are blocked and you can’t come back up?”
“And have you forgotten,” Katrina asks, “that I just spent half the night with a bunch of native kids who don’t care one bit about your bloody blocked tunnels, mate.”
Maahjabeen shrugs. “This is how I can do what Mandy asked. I could get a weather station on a kayak to a sea stack no problem from down there. Its outlet has splendid access to them. Very safe. I can do my work as intended if the boats are down there.”
“Katrina,” Esquibel says, “I will need you to tell me where that cave was last night the children showed you. You said it was one we don’t know.”
Triquet throws their hands into the air, exasperated now. “You just really aren’t getting the whole, ‘there’s far too many caves in these cliffs for us to block them all’ thing, are you? I get that it’s your training, but please, sister.”
“Alonso.” Esquibel turns away from Triquet, ignoring them. “I can assure you that Maureen Dowerd did not fall and hit her head. This was no accident.”
“Why not? In the dark, the roots tripped me and nearly killed me, didn’t they?”
“The roots did not choke you first. Her throat was so contused it almost looked like she wore a black necklace. But the choking did not kill her. The blow to the back of her head did. And the object that fractured her skull had one straight, even edge. Not even a sharp stone would leave a wound like that.”
The bunker goes quiet. Mandy’s right. The wind and rain are more ragged now, the storm’s remnants chasing the main mass south across the ocean.
“So what I’m saying,” Esquibel continues in a weary voice, “is that we have not only a kidnapper on this island but evidence of a murder. Old, yes, but it is within the bounds of possibility that the murderer is still alive and on this island. And you don’t want me to take any security precautions. What is wrong with you people?”
“Don’t listen to them, Esquibel!” Flavia waves derisively at the others. “I very much want you to close off all the tunnels. Blow them up with explosives! I don’t care.”
“Easy for you to say, Flavia,” Triquet tells her. “None of your work requires access to any of these areas. But ours does. Doctor Daine, you’re acting like this is the first time any of us have been in a dangerous situation. Honey, please. In Honduras my dig was in the middle of a guerrilla war, okay? Alonso knew he was going to a dangerous spot in Central Asia and ended up in a gulag. We know there are risks. We aren’t these pie-eyed innocents you think we are. It’s just we accept some risks in the pursuit of what we do. Science. Just like the medicine you’ve dedicated your life to. Science is why we’re here. The Lisicans are just another risk like getting injured or surviving the storm outside. Ask Maahjabeen which she thinks is more deadly. Getting lost in a storm or interacting with the natives?”
“I was very much hoping,” Alonso says in the awkward silence, “that we could keep this meeting on track. Miss Hsu, do you have any other meteorological observations to share with us? No? Then, moving on. Who is next? The biologists? Amy?”
“Well.” Amy stops moving for once. She puts the stack of dirty dishes on a table and cocks her head, collecting her thoughts. “We were making great headway there right before the storm hit. I think you’d have to agree, Pradeep, Jay, that we were really starting to hoover up a bunch of samples.”
Pradeep only nods. Jay beams and gives a thumbs up.
“Have you noticed,” Alonso asks, “any surprising trends? Broad patterns? Things you maybe did not expect?”
“I mean, that’s everything here.” Amy spreads her hands. “The redwoods aren’t supposed to be here. I discovered a new sub-order of Hymenoptera, ground wasps that may be unique to the island. Jay is like a kid on Christmas morning. He’d bring me new things every day before the storm hit. And I can’t speak for Pradeep any more. He’s in some deep territory.”
“Yes, Pradeep? What is this territory? How deep?”
“Quite deep indeed! About a meter underground, a mycelium signaling network in the grove that talks to the roots of the plants and enriches the soils. It’s been documented elsewhere, but the ones I’ve been looking at here underneath our feet are some of the most robust examples we have of large-scale, cross-kingdom fungal and plant biochemical communication networks. We may also have Animalia agents such as Ariolimax slugs and eriophyid mites that contribute to the—the release of chemical markers that create phase changes in the wider forest. The use of the Dyson reader just allows me to document these changes in realtime. So I will say it is an unalloyed success, Doctor Alonso. Bravo.”
“Yes!” Alonso hauls himself to his feet and points at Pradeep, who beams at him. “This is what I am talking about! This is the gold here! These are the kinds of papers that will show what Plexity is capable of! Publishing world, watch out!”
“Ehh, I don’t understand how you think you’re going to be able to publish any of this work.” Flavia’s face is bleak. “Nobody will ever be able to replicate our work, Alonso. Bespoke operating system. Classified technologies. How will anyone ever peer-review what we are doing? They can’t even visit the island yet or use the readers without signing one of those terrible NDAs. It will take decades. Admit it. We are really only doing this for ourselves.”
“Years, maybe,” Alonso allows. “Not decades. The Dyson reader is slated for release some day, I am sure. And Plexity will be as well. As soon as the patents and trademarks are properly filed. So yes. This will take some time. Many of our most astounding discoveries will have to wait. But long-term, this work is everything. It is the basis for an entirely new science.”
“It’s our retirement,” Miriam amends. She’s been quiet today, letting others fight Esquibel. Also, the LSD still hasn’t entirely left her system. She remains slightly disoriented and she has trouble following the denser details of the conversation. “So A, B, who’s next? Is it me? G? Geologist?”
Flavia points at Alonso. “D for data scientist. Or G for geneticist, which comes before geology. It is Alonso’s turn first.”
“Yes.” Alonso settles back. “The data science here, well, I think most of you have each heard from me how it affects your discipline in particular. In general, it is a large-scale effort, with powerful tools that will derive new findings from huge datasets. So now that we’ve finally got the collection pipeline set up—with apologies to Miss Hsu for the delay in adding her meteorological capabilities—for most of us now our work is entirely about collection. Like ninety percent of our energies should be dedicated to collecting, recording, and characterizing life now for the remainder of our time here. Don’t worry so much about categorization or theory-building at the moment. Let’s inhale this beach and lagoon. Fill our lungs. And I would like it to be an all-hands-on-deck effort. Doctor Daine, if your medical and security issues allow you extra time, please assist in any way that you think may help. Doctor Triquet, if you can provide a human, archaeological framework to our work, to please remind us that we always see everything through a flawed, human lens. That is really why you are here. Because there is no such thing as a direct connection to nature. It all comes through our imperfect senses and our poorly-formed biases and flawed perspectives to be considered by our fallible brains. So I find the work you are doing in the sub as important as any other. We need to know what this island does to people, no? And what they do to it. Also, if you are ever free, I am sure Miriam could use more help with the digging.”
Flavia holds up a hand. “I am sorry. But using me as some kind of untrained field helper is a terrible use of resources. I will stay here in the bunker, safe and sound, and keep making sure all the code works as intended so all our machines keep running as needed. I can promise you it is a full-time job. And the rest of my hours… I am tired. I need sleep.”
“Yes, I am not much use myself,” Alonso agrees. “But I am feeling better. Did you notice I can stand like a real person again without a cane? I mean, not all day, but…”
Esquibel lifts Mandy’s hand like the winner of a boxing match. “The magic hands of our physical therapist here!”
Mandy demurs. “Oh, I’ve hardly done anything yet.”
“Yet?” Alonso pales. “That means it will get harder?”
Mandy smiles wickedly at him. “Just you wait.”
Alonso nods. “Yes, I will wait, you sadist. I will wait until I have about seventeen glasses of wine in me.” The thought of it deflates him and he finds his chair again. “Now I am the one who must apologize for taking us off track. Eh. Where were we?”
“G for geology?” Amy asks.
“Yes. Miriam. Please.” Alonso rubs his eyes as his wife begins her presentation. He sighs, hoping the concussion’s headaches aren’t back. Just a moment’s rest…
Miriam stands, a bit wobbly, a philosophical air possessing her. “Allow me to take you back to the early days of planet Earth, when the skies were red and lava ran like rivers from volcanoes. It was a time of great change, when—”
“Oh, god,” Flavia exclaims. “Why does every geologist have to start their talk like this? Numbers. Tell me the numbers. How old?”
Miriam makes a face at Flavia. “Fine. Let us begin one hundred ninety million years ago with the formation of the Pacific Plate, which is the tectonic plate under nearly all of the Pacific Ocean. Now we know that hot spots punched through the mantle to create isolated archipelagos like the Hawaiian Islands, but the model I’ve created here allows for an ancient upthrust that was initially a single event. Just one island, aye? And at first it didn’t reach the surface. It was just a raised underwater platform of coral and shellfish, slowly depositing calcium over the igneous roots. So after several more eons lava found its way up this tube again and this column had a second upthrust in the relatively near geologic past, perhaps quite near, like within ten thousand years. This is when it broke the surface of the waves, capped by limestone.” Her thoughts are beginning to run more fluidly now, the foundations established. “Regarding Plexity… there are countless examples of interactions in the geology literature such as alkalines leaching into water and changing the composition of plant life. Now I can… Well… Uh… Depending on a number of factors outside my control…” She locks her neck so that she doesn’t turn to glare at Esquibel, “I may be able to conduct mineralogical examinations to provide some, eh, fruitful matrices upon which much of the life here flourishes.” Miriam looks at a fixed point over their heads on the back wall and says stiffly, “I will only say that the study of this island’s interior would be… a rather significant event in modern geology.”
Miriam sits back down. Her brain hasn’t stopped spinning yet. This entire dim rainy day-long conference has an air of unreality to it. She is just so tired. All she wants is to sleep this day away.
“Who is next?” Amy calls out. “Medicine? Or math first? And what are we calling Katrina?”
“My maths.” Flavia stands, more formal than the others, holding her laptop. “Alonso, I know I said the beta wouldn’t be ready for testing until next week but I lied. It will be tomorrow. After these last few days with the storm and nothing else to do I have made tremendous progress. Now, when we go live it won’t have any of your precious modules, this will just be the core program…”
“Of course. Of course,” Alonso leans forward and blows Flavia kisses. “But Flavia. You are a genius. I cannot believe you are able to deliver the beta. You did it in like twenty days. What a miracle.”
She holds up a hand. “Talk to me about miracles after we debug it. But no, like you said, Plexity is only a thousand lines of code. Not so tough. Just a tricky little puzzle. Most of the tough problems were already solved years ago in bioinformatics. I will just have to keep my cellular automata for some other fancy project instead.”
“Let us work on this as soon as the meeting ends, Flavia. I am very eager to see how you resolved a few of those pathways. Were you able to keep the richness of the data? You were talking about the analog signals of the Dyson readers…”
“Yes. More of my off-the-shelf modules. These inspired from soundwave design programs. You know how they have made such advances in getting digital bits to sound like waveforms. So I was able to repurpose some of those algorithms. But!” Flavia holds her finger straight up like a referee calling a foul. “If you want your precious program to keep running and growing and improving then you will keep me out of the fields and forests like a cartoon character chasing bugs with a bugnet!”
“Yes, Flavia.” Alonso laughs. “Anything for Plexity. I will feed you espresso and noodles myself all day long. Fantastic news. Thank you. Now who did we say was next? Medicine? Doctor?”
Esquibel shrugs. “Medically, we are doing well at the moment. No new injuries. And the storm is forcing us to stay still in here so those of us who were already injured have had time to heal. Our nutrition could be better. I worry about the lack of fresh fruits and vegetables. Phyto-nutrients. It might start to degrade our physical and mental performance. Just a bit. If we were staying longer I’d say we should plant a garden.”
Jay sits up. “Check this out. What if we start harvesting seaweed from the lagoon? Like as a regular operation? Super healthy. Bull kelp and nori. Lots of compounds we need. And there’s so much we’d hardly make a dent. Also, kelp is the fastest growing plant on the planet. A meter a day. So, it could really help…”
They all turn to Maahjabeen. She crosses her arms. “If I can gain access to the sea cave,” she bargains, “then I will not have time to properly manage the lagoon alone. So perhaps we could discuss some compromises.”
Jay pumps his fist. “Yes! I’d be happy to take over! I’ve been a fisheries manager in the past. You won’t be sorry—”
“But this is all dependent on regular access to the sea cave first.” Maahjabeen’s voice cuts right through Jay’s celebration. They all look to Esquibel.
She sighs and shakes her head. “Okay. How about this. We have planned entries and exits. We secure perimeters and scout our route. Nobody travels alone. We do a bit of self-defense training before anyone goes anywhere. With those basic precautions… I suppose we can learn to live on this dangerous island.”
“Miriam? Triquet? These terms are acceptable? Katrina?” Alonso studies each of their faces. They are all lost in thought.
Then Katrina links arms with the other two who had been mentioned. “Yeh, boss. We’re your underground team now. Maahjabeen, you need to get to the sea cave? Just let us know. The three of us will bring you. I want to talk to the Lisican kids? They talk to all three of us. Triquet wants time in the sub? We help. Miriam wants to dig in the tunnels? We dig!”
“That will slow us down like so much,” Triquet complains. “I’ll never have a full day of work again.”
But now Katrina has seized the initiative in the meeting. “Look. Real talk, Triq. We’re only getting in all these fights about the interior because it’s new and weird and scary and we don’t know what happens next. But I bet you, in a couple weeks at most, all this will just be a memory. And we’ll be like sharing feasts with the Lisicans and we’ll have full access to the whole island and fucking Wetchie-ghuy will be in Lisican jail or whatever. Just like a week or two at the most we need to be careful. Cautious. Right, Esquibel? Just until we can adjust to this new reality. Then we can optimize.”
Esquibel grudgingly nods. “Maybe, Katrina. If we are lucky.”
“Well, that’s what I’m saying, baby,” Katrina drawls, winking at Esquibel. “They call me Lady Luck for a reason.”
This elicits laughter from nearly everyone.
Katrina spreads her hands in a dramatic gesture. “Okay, freaks and geeks, you want an update? It’s my turn now. First, I got to say thanks for warming me back up this morning. That was so sweet the way you took care of me and I love you all and owe you all so much. Now, the next thing on my agenda is dance party. We got to celebrate the end of this storm, peeps. If it’s over in the next few hours, then we got to dance ourselves clean. So join me under the trees in the camp tonight and we’ll get us some soul in our souls if you know what I mean.”
“Oh my god, after last night I don’t need another party for like two years,” Flavia groans, tilting her head back. “Maahjabeen. Come on. Tell them. Last night was too much.”
“Yes, Maahjabeen, was it?” Katrina asks, a hair too eagerly. Pradeep burns holes in her, but Katrina giggles his stare away. “Was last night too much? Or was it just right?”
“Ehh…” Maahjabeen looks away. “It was all right. I do not mind the music so much any more. I guess I have grown used to it.”
“Feh.” Flavia flips a hand at her. “Traitor. But be serious now, Katrina. What about your work? What about Plexity?”
“Yeh, okay. So those readers are where I’ve been focusing my energies. Brilliant pieces of gear. Truly. But they’re still lacking a bit in the user experience side of things. I mean, you put a sample in, it flashes red or green, you carry on. The interesting results only emerge when you’re back at the lab putting it all together. But what if there was an app on your phone instead?”
“What?” Flavia is the most surprised one of them all. “What app? I haven’t heard of this. What are you talking about?”
“It just occurred to me, Flavia. We’ve talked about rigging external screens to the thing but why should we? Think about it. There’s no ports in the readers. They’re using encrypted bluetooth to speak to those USB dongles they gave us. So I can hack into the bluetooth and just run a basic app with some like simple data visualization and geotagging and such. You know. An app.”
“You’ve talked a bit about this before,” Pradeep says. “But I couldn’t really see it or how we could use it in tandem with the readers, out in the field where my hands are already full of trowels and collection bags and lights. But yes. Having an app on my phone that would allow me to instantly classify, say the various mycorrhizae… I’ve already been doing a mostly manual version of this and it would save me so much time.”
“Good! Then I’ll bash that together this afternoon. Aw, you look tired, Pradeep. Maybe you didn’t get enough sleep. Well, you can take a nap in a bit and when you wake up it’ll be done! I won’t even make it very expensive, but of course there will be in-app purchases and micro-transactions for sure.”
Jay barks out a laugh, the only one who gets it. “Loot boxes yo.”
Katrina giggles. “I mean, a girl’s gotta monetize what she can in this life. Also, I have a thought about how we might use some of our maths, Flavia, to help Mandy develop better weather models. I’m thinking we might be able to emulate virtual weather stations for her at certain distances, using triangulated data and complexity theories. If nothing else, it’ll help refine her models locally.”
“Ai, it sounds like my work is gonna become about the weather,” Flavia observes, “both at the macro level and at the micro. Well. It is time I understood it better.”
“Oh my god that is so sweet,” Mandy says. “I’m not exactly sure what you mean by virtual weather stations but, like, whatever help would be huge. I mean, how do you even make a virtual weather station? What’s the point?”
“It’s mostly predictive, particle physics on deterministic paths, acting like waves and currents, right? If we measure a gust of wind at one location, we can have a certain degree of confidence that it carries on over a predictable path. So if we have an accurate enough measurement of the land and sea in this general location, and then I think at minimum three actual real weather stations at wide intervals, we can create a virtual environment of the weather where you could sample it from any point—”
“Well, not any point, Katrina, dear,” Flavia amends. “Nobody brought a cryogenically-cooled supercomputer, did they? We cannot keep track of more than a few hundred data points on the hardware we have here. And we can effectively predict even fewer points. But I’m sure we can improve on Mandy’s data analysis using these techniques, yes.”
“That is wild.” Mandy shakes her head. She knows about virtual atmospheric environments from some of her computation classes in grad school, but she hadn’t thought how she might apply them in the real world. Katrina is utterly brilliant. She must think Mandy is a total dunce. She shakes her head in disbelief. “And that’s something you can just, like, whip up out of thin air?”
Katrina shrugs. “I’ll put it on the list. Also, I’ve been thinking of ways we can re-treat the wall panels in the sub to get away from that lifeless cold war aesthetic. It’s so gray! We need more warmth down there. I know that’s not strictly Plexity-related, but come on.”
“Eek,” Triquet hunches their shoulders. “This is blasphemy. Perhaps some detachable wall coverings or something but please don’t renovate my museum. It’s so… pure.”
Alonso tries to keep his focus on this conversation but their voices are starting to fade out. He is spent and he feels his age again. No. Older. Miriam and Amy remain far more vital than he is. He squeezes his gnarled hands, massaging out the pain. This meeting is interminable. They have spoken about too much and covered too many subjects. It has no clear direction any more. He doesn’t know how to wrap it up. “Okay. It is lunch time. We need to think of ways to… eh.” He waves a hand in surrender. “Enough thinking for a while. Anything else to bring up before we are done?”
Flavia lifts a shy hand. “Only that it is my birthday today, if anyone cares.”
They all cry out in celebration. The youngest ones surge against Flavia, squealing and hugging her. The others hang back, calling out and clapping. She is smothered with affection.
Katrina kisses Flavia again and again. Then she leans back and howls, “And you said no more parties! Ha! Tonight we rage!”
Finally Flavia emerges, hands upraised. “Basta! Basta!”
“How old, love?” Miriam asks. “It’s all about numbers, right?”
Flavia recognizes the jab and smiles. “Only one hundred ninety million years. No. Thirty-one. I am a… what is the word, spinster? now.”
Amy and Miriam laugh long and loud. To them, thirty-one is a whole generation ago. Esquibel links arms with Flavia. “Thirty-one gang rise up.”
Flavia is shocked. “We are the same age? No.”
Esquibel pulls away. “Why? What age did you think I was? Older or younger?”
Flavia can’t answer that. “Ehh. I guess I never thought of it like, like—I mean, Doctor Daine you are so accomplished so I guess I thought you were older—But of course that would be impossible because you look so many years younger than me…”
Esquibel’s laugh is free and easy, everyone’s favorite sound. “Ha! That is a lie! Don’t worry about offending me, Flavia! This face isn’t as fresh as it used to be! And that is fine! I’ve been trying to be an old lady my whole life! Let’s see… You are exactly… 89 days younger than me. There. More numbers for you.”
“That makes your birthday…” Flavia does a quick calculation, “Wait… Christmas Day?”
“The day after. Boxing Day.”
“The thirties are your best,” Miriam says. “Still so much energy but you aren’t a crazy person any more like you were in your teens and twenties. You’re going to survive. You’ve figured out life skills and how to live a daily life but everything is still so fresh and new.”
“Is it?” Flavia asks. “I have never had enough energy and I have never been a crazy person. I am a very normal person and my twenties were not like that. Also, nothing feels new.” She sighs, a melodramatic sound. “I guess I am also an old lady in training.”
“As am I,” Maahjabeen adds. “When I was growing up I hated being a little girl. Nobody listening to a word I’d say. I couldn’t wait to drive a car and shop for my own food. Independence!”
“Should I feel bad,” Katrina asks Mandy, “if I never wanted to grow up and move past the playdates and sleepover stage of life?”
“I’m with you,” Mandy says. “For me, childhood was playing all day in the waves of the north shore. I mean… I never wanted it to end. Getting old scares me.”
Miriam joins them. “Me too! To the young at heart!” Triquet also links arms with them. Jay does too.
They laughingly divide themselves into two groups. Only Katrina registers Maahjabeen pulling Pradeep into the embrace of the old souls. He wears his nervous, brittle smile as they surround him.
“Amy!” Flavia calls out. “You can’t stay in the middle! Alonso! You have to choose! Old or young, eh?”
But Amy is torn. “I can’t decide. Some of me feels so young and some so old. I’m a perfectly-balanced mix, I guess.”
“Ah, coward!” Flavia laughs at her. They all wait for Alonso.
He shakes his head, bemused. “I don’t know… how to fit myself into this idea. I feel… I guess… I think when I was young I was really young, even younger and more innocent than anyone here. My entire identity forever was to be this boy wonder. Remember, Amy? All our professors telling me to grow up? But then… I never did. I am like a sapling who got broken before he ever became a tree. And that makes me feel old. But I feel like… I feel like I never spent any time being an actual man, you know?”
Miriam squeezes his hand. Pradeep offers, “Isn’t that what you are doing right now? Leading this project? Being the patron of this big family? Here’s a manhood to be proud of right here, Alonso.”
“Salud. Thank you, my friend. Those are kind words…” But Alonso’s final sentence trails off. He is spent.
“Aww. Our big patron has had a big day now and it looks like he needs a big nap.” Amy steps into a cell and retrieves a blanket. “Let’s put him right back in the cell where we slept. The cots are still set up. Whose cell is this, anyway? Who did we evict?”
“Maahjabeen.” Katrina pounces on these opportunities like a cat with a mouse. Her eyes dart playfully over to where Maahjabeen stands with Pradeep. They step slightly away from each other.
“Oh?” Amy shakes her head. “So sorry to push you out. Where’d you end up sleeping last night?”
Maahjabeen just waves her hand. “I was fine. I just found a spot of my own.”
But Amy hugs her in apology. “You poor dear! You must have suffered so!”
It takes all of Katrina’s willpower not to say something.
Maahjabeen breaks away to approach Alonso. She places a hand on his arm. “Doctor, can I offer you a hand?”
“Yes… Miss Charrad…” Alonso allows her and a few others to haul him to his feet. Now his old injuries are throbbing again. Ah, well. He glimpsed health and happiness these last few days. It will be a long road back, but he is most certainly on that road now.
Mandy registers his grimace. When they get him settled, she will kneel at his bedside and put her hands on his feet again. This is a really good time for Tui Na, although she doesn’t like the damp chill in the air. Never conducive to pliable muscles and tendons. Scar tissue seems to shrink in such conditions. But there will still be things she can do to get things flowing again in his extremities.
Also, she’s still got a bit of the old MDMA afterglow coursing through her. Touching things still seems like the solution to all the world’s problems. In fact, wouldn’t deep intimate contact also be the solution to Alonso’s problems? Isn’t that how healing works?Mandy doesn’t know. But she knows who would. Katrina. “Hey… I was just thinking about working on Alonso, you know. But like, both inside and out. Not just the scars in his feet but like the scars in his brain. Those are probably even worse and we should be trying to do something about them too.”
Katrina turns surprisingly sober eyes to Mandy and she belatedly remembers Katrina’s brother Pavel. “Yeh. I think about it all the time. You know, torture is something that happens once and then it like repeats itself again and again in the victim whenever it can. And they can’t stop it. Sometimes I wish I could just cut it straight out of their heads. The trauma circuit. Just snip. Gone.”
“Yeah. Well, I was wondering if you knew at all about MDMA for PTSD. War veterans and rape victims and everyone.”
Katrina throws her hands helplessly into the air. “Of course. I’m like an expert on guided trips! I know drugs. I tried to get Pavel to do it but he wouldn’t. Not with his little sister. And he just doesn’t believe in it. So… I mean, if someone doesn’t believe an experience like that can help them then it won’t.”
“But Alonso…”
Katrina gapes at Mandy, then laughs. “Oh my god. You think? I guess I… I mean, maybe it was just really age-ist of me but I honestly didn’t think to ask him. It was such a fight with Pavel I just didn’t… Huh. Silly me. Hey, Alonso…”
Katrina and Mandy follow the others into Maahjabeen’s cell.
“Yes?” Alonso grunts from the cot. Amy is tucking a sleeping bag under his chin while Maahjabeen discreetly gathers her things for a bit of a move to another cell.
“Let’s talk drugs, mate.” Katrina sits beside Alonso on the side of the cot while Mandy kneels at his feet. She takes them into her hands and he groans.
“Drugs. Sure. I always loved drugs.”
Katrina claps. “Good man. Have you ever had Molly?”
Alonso opens his eyes to frown at Katrina. Now what kind of crazy plan is she talking about? “I never touched her.”
Miriam laughs, leaning in. “No, Zo. Molly is MDMA. What we called ecstasy back in the day. Alonso here was a major consumer of dance party drugs in the late 80s. We all were.”
“Eh. Ecstasy. Yes. I would take some and start kissing everyone. They always called me the Painted Whore.”
“Remember when you sang Happy Birthday Mr. President to Professor Bynum and grinded on his lap for his birthday?”
“Oh, god,” Alonso laughs. “I almost lost my department chair.” He sobers, thinking of the implications of their words. “But, what? You want me to take some now? I’m telling you, I just need some sleep. Then I’ll be better.”
“Not now, but maybe when you’re ready. There’s been a huge amount of documentation about how MDMA can dissociate you from traumatic emotions. You can look at them from a distance and build a new relationship with your interior reality.” Katrina knows. She’s seen it happen again and again. She’s felt it herself.
But now Alonso understands what’s expected of him. “You want me to revisit all the torture? But this time on drugs? Ah. Ladies. I can’t think of something I want to do less.”
“All I’m saying,” Katrina holds up both hands, “is that there is a significant amount of healing it can offer. Like Mandy’s hands. It only hurts at first and then it gets better. And the hurt with Molly is only the anxiety you feel beforehand. When it gets started there’s no pain at all.”
“Huh.” Now Alonso is closed off. He studies them all with heavy-lidded eyes. “That is what you think.”
Katrina pats his leg. “Well. Like I said, not now. When you’re ready, maybe. I got to see some of this Painted Whore in action, if nothing else.”
Alonso giggles, then allows himself to drift away.