Chapter 58 – Saving The Baby
February 3, 2025
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58 – Saving The Baby
“I really don’t think this is a good idea,” Alonso confesses, his legs ready to give out from the pain. It clouds his mind, making it hard to think or make decisions or be brave. And the hillside ahead only goes more steeply down, each footfall an increasing stab of agony. “I am sorry, everyone. Here is where I reach the end of my limit.”
“Then here is where we pop you onto the travois.”
“Mirrie, I already told you…”
“Stop, Alonso. Just stop.” Miriam puts a calming hand on his hunched shoulder. “Look. It’s too far to turn back, eh? So if we’ve got to carry you, it might as well be forward as back.”
“I cannot abide the idea of being a literal burden. You know—”
“Zo. Darling. Sweetest?”
“Yes, mi amor?”
“Shut the fuck up and get on the travois.”
Once he finally does so, they follow their earlier tracks down the slope of loose soil under the trees, pine camp behind them. Miriam leads a large knot of the crew, six in all, back to the canyon and the lake. Back in the sub, she’d promised an evening swim. Everyone but Flavia, Mandy, and Esquibel had enthusiastically grabbed towels and followed. Now Amy and Jay range eagerly ahead, finding better paths on the hillside. Maahjabeen descends with Triquet and Miriam toward the stream at the bottom, as Pradeep and Katrina drag Alonso awkwardly downhill. He grunts at every impact and won’t stop complaining, loudly and bitterly, in Spanish.
“Why don’t you sing us something, love?” Miriam asks with forced cheer as she takes her turn at Katrina’s travois pole.
But the way she looks at him only makes Alonso feel more like a child. “No!” he shouts back, petulant. “No lo haré!”
They finally reach the banks of the stream. Alonso rolls out of his conveyance and scoots down the steep bank until he can soak his legs in the cold water. He groans with pleasure and falls back against the rocky shoal behind him. Time passes. He listens to their efforts to dismantle the travois of nylon straps and branches. The warmth of the day fills him. He nearly falls asleep. Then someone blocks the bright sky and he squints up at them. “Yes?”
“We have built a raft for you.”
“Now this is getting ridiculous…”
“Not a word, you ungrateful sod. We have three extra inflatable sleeping pads from storage. Never needed them. Two get used today. Everyone’s been working hard for you while you’ve dozed.”
“Yes, yes… How very kind.” Alonso heaves himself to his feet and stares at the long black avenue of the stream, curving into a canyon dark with woods. There stand Pradeep and Katrina, knee-deep in the shallows, proud to show dad what they made for him. The gesture touches him and he holds up a hand, resolving to act with more grace, regardless of what happens or how much it hurts.
They have bound the mats loosely into an X. He drops himself in the middle. The water is nearly shocking at first, but the streambed is dark, warming the water, and it is getting later in the season. Soon he finds the current refreshing. Amy tows him, wading hip deep upstream. Now he can sing. “Don’t cry for me, Argentina…!” But the ballad isn’t suitable and he lets the echoes fade to silence.
They enter the canyon, wading through the rushing stream. His bottom bumps against the rounded riverstones. Alonso hasn’t ever seen a forest like this. The grove at the beach was just a fringe of trees compared to this deep wilderness. The nooks and crannies of this canyon have never felt the tread of human feet. So this is the pure unspoiled natural world environmentalists rhapsodize about. It is hypnotically beautiful, with glowing mushrooms and hanging lichen and flitting birds and bugs. The winding side canyons they pass are chock full of redwoods and ferns. Their amount of organic wealth defies reason. The higher orders of emergent processes that he and Flavia spoke so persuasively about are writ large here, with such a degree of fineness in the clouds of buzzing gnats and haze of pollen dusting the leaves, that it scales up out of his ability to sense it. Now this is where actual magic is, where we can tell that even after we’ve reached the limits of our measurements, there is still something immeasurable beyond.
The eight people speak in a hush, as if in a cathedral. The water sounds fill the canyon instead, and the intermittent cries of raptors overhead. The sky cracks open just as Alonso looks up through the trees, and a banner of blue appears between the gray clouds. Rays fall on the stream, making its pale-green waters luminous. “Mira.” Alonso tugs on the strap Pradeep hauls on. “The sky. What do the locals think when the blue sky shows up like that, eh? You said you think their sky is a surface. So what is this? Their egg is cracking?”
“No, the idea, as far as I can tell,” Pradeep answers, “isn’t that there’s anything beyond the clouds. They are a ceiling. A dome. Therefore, the blue we see is only a dash of paint against that surface. Their cosmos is enclosed, according to what Jidadaa has told me, although she has nothing but scorn for Lisican beliefs. But what must they think on the rare occasion they see the blinding sun? Where does that light and heat come from? God has gotten angry, very angry indeed.”
“Or the phases of the moon?” Triquet asks, wading at Alonso’s floating shoulder. “Do they even recognize it as the same body when it’s all over the sky in different shapes and colors when they can catch a glimpse of it at all? Can they track the craters and think, ah yes… a planetoid lit from various angles! I doubt it. They’re all just in this big like room of island and water, however many kilometers wide, with a perpetual gray ceiling and people appearing every once in a while from what she called the line between the sea and the sky. How many kilometers is it? Someone do the math. On a clear day how far is the horizon away?”
“Well,” Alonso reasons, “first we must know the curvature of the earth. And then the height of their point of view. I think, standing on the beach, we could see no more than a kilometer or two.”
“Yes,” Maahjabeen adds, “even standing on that fallen log on the beach, you could double the distance. These cliffs, ehh. How high did we say? Four hundred meters? We have seen from the top. It is very far. Maybe a hundred kilometers or more.”
“I’m getting a radius of like 34, 35, if I’m calculating it right.” With one hand, Katrina consults her phone for the equation while she trails her other fingers in the stream, tapping its surface like a keyboard. “Distance = 1.226 x the square root of the height.”
“So that is the extent of your whole world. Seventy kilometers in diameter on a clear day. What is that, like a couple hundred square kilometers?” Triquet muses. “A tiny little universe indeed.”
“And only like twenty of those square kilometers are land. It is nearly all open ocean. But even so, these still aren’t any kind of seafaring people.” Maahjabeen luxuriates in this water, pushing against the strong current. keeping herself in the deeps up to her waist. It is so much warmer than the ocean. And just kinder to her in nearly every way. She has very little experience with fresh water. There wan’t much in Tunisia so she spent all her time on the beach and in the sea. “The Lisicans were always completely closed off from the ocean by the surf and currents just like we were so they could never learn to build boats. Just net fish in the lagoon. So, to people like them, the ocean must be as impassable and mysterious as the sky. What do they think happens beneath its waves? They must see whales and all the marine life break the surface. How do they…? I mean, do they know fish live down there? They must. Their ancestors were a whaling people, yes? Didn’t they teach their children how the world works before disappearing in here?”
“Who knows?” Katrina muses. “They didn’t bring music. I thought music was essential to being human. So that means all kinds of things can be lost or forgotten. Even the sea and the sky.”
They finally fetch up at the base of the deadfall that blocks the canyon, damming the rest of it upstream into the lake. But it is a serious climb, perhaps thirty meters up at a steep angle, on slick black logs poking out every which way. Alonso regards it, baleful. This is impossible. He gives up before he even thinks to try.
“I think the best route is over here,” Jay calls out from the far left of the dam. “Got to hug this side on the way up to avoid a big hole in the center. You don’t want to drop down into like dark rushing water and never be heard from again.”
“Yes,” Alonso declares loudly, “I think I will be just fine here. You can all go on. Please do not worry about me.”
“But we can’t leave our big papa behind!” Katrina pats his head and smiles down at him with love. “We’ll figure something out.”
The others have already started clambering up the wreckage. Miriam turns her back to the dam and sits, scooting upward, using her arms. “Look, Zo. You can do it like this.”
“It is too far, Mirrie.”
“Oh my god, listen to you.” Amy laughs at him in disbelief. “Can you believe this is Alonso, Mir? Our Alonso? Boy used to swing through the trees like Tarzan now you ask him to scooch a bit—”
“And he bawls like a baby.” Miriam joins in her laughter. Alonso scowls at them both. They don’t know how depleted he is.
“Be nice.” Katrina comes to his defense. “Good days and bad days. I learned with Pavel. Probably for a very long time.”
But the older women aren’t chastened. They both sit backwards and scoot their bums up the broken terrain, laughing as they go.
“Fine.” Alonso sits up in his floating mats and grabs the nearest broken branch. He hauls himself to his feet and wades toward the dam. He even manages to take a dozen steps upward before the cold wears off and the pain returns. Then he turns and sits as they did and scoots himself ignominiously backward up the fallen logs. Each move provokes a grunt, but he does find a rhythm, recalling once again the strength that remains in his arms and shoulders. Soon he is the only one left on the face of the dam, the only sounds a trickle of water and his echoing sounds of effort.
His gaze drops. Below, one of the Thunderbird clan stand at the edge of the stream, watching him. Seeing the youth makes Alonso’s breath catch in his throat. He had been lost in his misery, thinking he was alone. But there are few more powerful forces in the human heart than vanity. What a pathetic figure he is. They’ve surely never seen anything like him before, a pale gray man bloated with all the ills of the modern world, unable to climb a pile of logs.
Pride deeply stung, Alonso stands. Ignoring the shattering pain, he marches stiff-legged over the last logs to clear the top edge and behold the lake for the first time.
A patch of sun shines on it. Ancient primeval trees crowd its banks on both sides. The sunlight is luminous, blue and green and gold. All his toil is forgotten. This lake is a paradise. The pain and the humiliation have been worth it, indeed.
The others follow Pradeep, stringing along to the left at the base of the canyon wall where a fringe of lakeshore provides a narrow path further in. Except for Katrina. She’s already in the water, paddling happily beside them like a dog.
Alonso sighs in pleasure and rolls into the lake at his feet.
Their waterproof packs provide both Dyson readers and lunch. At the pocket beach ringed by willows, they find the gravel sharp but the logs plentiful. They set up a porch and benches and a camp chair for Alonso. But he refuses to get out of the water yet.
Maahjabeen does too. Now that she’s in the lake she relishes it. Fresh water has so many different properties from salt. She is less buoyant here and has to work harder to stay afloat. But the water is cool and crisp. So fresh. And she can drink directly from the lake. The best water she’s ever tasted. No, she will never get out. They will have to drag her kicking and screaming from this lake. From now on she is no longer a proud and noble orca, she is an eel slithering about in the mud. And it couldn’t feel better.
Her crew on the shore are busy setting up their day camp. Look at them. Her very own Pradeep, busy and serious as always. Amy, who has gently removed the weak little kit fox from where she kept it, in the chest zipper pocket of her windshirt. She now crouches at the shore, digging up grubs or any other nutrients she can get in its mouth. Katrina, standing unabashedly naked in a spot of warm sun, wringing her hair out. Miriam kneeling at the edge of the treeline, rearranging her backpack for geological work. Triquet in a sarong, picking their way barefoot to the shore, collecting flowers. Jay, scrambling restlessly further in. They are her family. They really are. It did happen. All those she cares about right now in the world are here, in this sacred little valley hidden away from the rest of the world. Sure, add Esquibel and Mandy and Maahjabeen’s Italian sister Flavia and she will be complete. This lake shall be her private little ocean, this canyon her temple to God.
Alonso floats beside her. His trailing hand accidentally snags a strand of her hair that has snuck out from under her wet scarf. “Oh, I am very sorry, Miss Charrad.”
“It is no problem,” she turns her body in the water to face him, “Papa.” And she favors him with a dimpled smile.
Alonso beams with satisfaction, like he just completed a jigsaw puzzle. Maahjabeen had surely been the last holdout, hadn’t she? They had all embraced the family, except for her. But now she has found her own way in, through the love she shares with Pradeep.
“I never want this to end,” she continues. “You are all too dear.”
“Here we have found our heaven,” he agrees.
And then they hear a distant cry, from above the canyon’s rim somewhere, a ragged scream of outrage and pain. It stops them all. Everyone stands and those in the water paddle over to a fallen log so they can stand too, hip deep. The cry comes again, from a voice they don’t know. It is human, certainly, but that is all they can tell.
“Dear lord. Impossible to say…” Miriam studies one rim then the other, “where that originates. Which side…”
“Yeah,” Jay agrees. “First I thought it was from the far side up there. Then our side. Now… I don’t know.”
They wait for another cry. They wait and wait. But it never comes. Five then ten minutes pass.
“Starting to feel foolish here…” Triquet mutters. “Who even was that? And what do we do now, people?”
“Are we sure that was human?” Amy asks. “I’ve heard some calls from rutting elk that didn’t sound too different.”
“Seen any elk on Lisica?” Miriam asks.
“Well, no, but…” Amy shakes her head, none of the catalog of life she has found here appropriate for that tortured sound. “I don’t know. Maybe it is human. But they can’t be looking for us. Right?”
“Maybe they are,” Pradeep shrugs, “but they just can’t find us. Maybe that is their frustration at losing our trail in the stream.”
“Well, I am getting cold,” Alonso decides. “Let us all keep doing what we were doing. Get to work. All we can do is keep our ears open. But I don’t think we should go anywhere. Doing anything rash like moving back to pine camp now will only expose—”
The cry reaches them again, like a white noise wolf’s howl from over the horizon. Its pain and rage is horrible to hear. Whoever it is must be tearing their throat to shreds.
“Yes,” Maahjabeen agrees, climbing up the submerged log until she can grab one of its upraised roots. She holds a hand out for Alonso to join her. “Let us carry on. You are right. Nothing else to do. But Jay, please don’t go any farther. Stay close.”
“Yeah, I think you’re right.” Jay’s spidey sense is totally tingling. That sound is evil, like straight up dangerous. He had been about to skirt around an outcrop to see what the next inlet held but now he returns to the safety of their little pocket beach. Leaning down, he hauls first Alonso then Maahjabeen from the water.
Katrina dresses as they dry off. Jay locates a nice stout branch that would make a good club. Amy begins preparing lunch.
Alonso sits and listens, their watchdog. He leans back and scouts the broken edges of the canyon rims above, their dark shadowed slopes against the sailing clouds. Bits of sky still break through and patches of sun race across the redwood treetops of the far canyon wall. He hears nothing. Idly, he removes his laptop from a dry bag and arranges his workstation with the external hard drive and a pair of batteries. Might as well get some Plexity tasks done.
Miriam finishes ordering her kit and hauls her pack on, facing the wall of the canyon behind them. She only needs to go a few steps before she touches a formation of pale epidosite hiding behind a fern. Finally she might get to see the island’s interior ophiolites in all their glory. It is just further confirmation in her model of uplift and the remnants of the Kula plate beneath. “The Late Cretaceous,” she muses to herself, “was a happening place.”
Maahjabeen joins Pradeep in preparing the Dyson readers for lake organism collection. They have five with them and a couple aren’t charged. They plug those in and Jay takes one, leaving the two others for Pradeep and Maahjabeen. Pradeep crouches at the shoreline, looking under rocks for pale annelids and Belostomatidae waterbugs and Pacifastacus crayfish. She re-enters the water with a sigh, wading out into its velvety embrace. Now it doesn’t feel cold at all. She takes one sample of the lake’s surface water at the edge, then others at meter increments heading into deeper water.
AAAAACCCCCCHHHHH!
The cry echoes through the canyon again, this time closer and if anything even more wild and urgent. Triquet flinches, weaving the flowers into a garland, and scowls at the sky. Maahjabeen ducks her head under, instantly resolving to get water column samples from a place she can’t hear that awful scream. Reveling in the silence, she opens her eyes underwater. It is still and deep green, only turbid and dark below her feet. With her fuzzy vision she looks at her glowing hand and the white reader. Pressing a pair of buttons, she takes a sample at the depth of one meter, then two.
She surfaces just as another scream erupts from above. Yes, it is indisputably human now, there is a slur of inaudible words in the gaps between. Maahjabeen swims over to Pradeep. He looks up at the cliff tops with an anxious frown. No. She will not let him slip into the clutches of his panic. She will hold him tight.
Now there is no break in the screams. The unseen figure circles above somehow like a raptor, their cries splitting the air again and again. The crew share worried glances and draw close.
“There!” Jay shouts, pointing down canyon toward the top of the cliffs. They can all see the huddled figure atop the highest stone, lifting his face from where he found something at his feet all the way up to the sky. But he uncharacteristically sways, this barrel-shaped Lisican, and lifts his arms in triumph. With a final scream he steps confidently out into space, arms windmilling.
They all cry out in shock, watching him plummet over a hundred meters to the ground. His last scream is cut short by impact.
Alonso stifles a sob. Triquet cries out, burying their face in Miriam’s embrace. Maahjabeen can’t move. Her mind is blank. Pradeep whips an arm around her and turns them away.
“No way.” Jay edges back toward the dam. His breath comes in fast shallow gasps. “No fucking way. That just happened.” He can’t process the gruesome event. He doesn’t even want to. But his feet move him to the dam regardless. The man landed past it alongside the stream below on the same side of the canyon they occupy.
Pradeep joins him, as do Katrina, Miriam, and Amy. In silence they make their way down the slope of fallen logs back to the stream. It is the oxbow where they had stopped during their first exploration of the canyon that they halt again. “Yes,” Pradeep estimates. “It was directly up there…”
Jay finds the body a surprising distance from the cliff, in a field of rubble. The man lies still, on his side in a pool of blood and gore, quite dead. “Yooo. Oh my fucking god. It’s Wetchie-ghuy.”
Miriam joins him, clapping a hand over her mouth at the gruesome sight. One of his eyes burst from his skull on impact. His jaw is shattered and blood still leaks from his skull.
“Dear god.” Pradeep grips Miriam’s arm as nausea sweeps through him. Even his trained clinical detachment is challenged by this much carnage. He retches.
Amy stays back, looking up to the clifftop. “There’s still someone up there. Waving.” She waves back.
A tiny voice reaches them, repeating the same phrase again and again: “Ja sam sada íx̱tʼ! Ja sam sada íx̱tʼ!”
“It’s Xaanach.” Amy shades her eyes with her hand. “She’s got something in her hand. Like a paper. Oh! She dropped it!”
The small parcel flutters down to them with the weight of a leaf. It lands in the stream and Jay has to chase it down like a retriever. He returns with his prize, holding it up wordlessly for the others.
It is a small ziploc with a pair of pills and chalky residue in it.
“What am I looking at?” Amy asks.
“Oh my days,” Miriam sighs, recognizing it.
Jay’s voice is flat. “This is the bag of drugs Katrina brought. It was like pretty full when Jidadaa stole it.”
“And then it somehow ended up with Xaanach and…?” Pradeep falls silent, staring up at the cliff top, dark thoughts gathering.
“He lost our rap battle and took off. I didn’t see him again ‘til now…” Jay shakes his head in horror, his own part in this tragedy becoming clear. “I mean, fuck. This is seriously hardcore. Way way too messed up for me. They fed dude the whole freaking bag. “Tripping balls. That was like forty hits of acid and a whole handful of MDMA. He didn’t even know where he was. Or what he was doing when he fell off the cliff. Never even knew he died.”
“Oh, he knew… He knew what he was doing.” Pradeep backs away from Wetchie-ghuy’s corpse to the water’s edge. He can’t take his eyes from the clifftop. “See, that’s where Xaanach left my blood. On top of that rock. Then she filled him with drugs and led him here. That’s my blood on the rock.” His voice trembles, the anxiety clawing at him, impossible to deny. “This wasn’t accidental. He was hunting me.”
“And Xaanach killed him,” Amy tells him, in an attempt to allay his fears, to soothe his trembling limbs and startled eyes. “He’s gone now, Pradeep. He can’t hurt any of us any longer.”
Xaanach sees him from above. She lifts her own ring finger, the same one as Pradeep’s where she drew his blood. Xaanach laughs and calls out to him again in triumph, repeating the same phrase as before. “Ja sam sada íx̱tʼ!”
Ξ
Mandy finds she can move her arm again. It hurts, and it makes her ill thinking how torn and ruptured the fibers of muscle and flesh are, but she can move.
She sits up in the clean room. Esquibel has rebuilt it around her. Pine camp is quiet. It is amazing how exhausted she is from getting shot. Hollywood’s got it all wrong. It’s such an emotional event. There is somehow so much grief in it, like she’s lost a part of herself that she’ll never get back. Like her soul was just punched right out of her frame. And that makes her so tired. But now a bit of her energy has returned. Enough to get her moving.
She finds her sandals and shuffles out the slit door. Esquibel is at the stove, cursing a teapot. Flavia sits in Alonso’s camp chair on her laptop. She looks up in surprise when Mandy appears. “Eh, the soldier rises. She is ready again for battle!”
Mandy smiles at her weakly and waves with her right hand. She moves toward Esquibel, who watches her critically, with a doctor’s assessing eye. “How are you, Mandy?”
“Uhh… great. Fantastic.” A tear leaks from the corner of her eye and she wipes it away. “Hungry.”
“Ah. Well.” Esquibel sets the teapot down and steps away from the table. “That is one thing Flavia and I found we do not do well. Perhaps you can show me how to turn on this stove. And then I can try to make you a—”
“You don’t know how to turn on the stove? It’s been eight weeks.” Mandy doesn’t mean to sound so critical. Or maybe she does. She doesn’t know how she feels about Esquibel anymore.
“We all have our specialties, no?” Flavia calls out.
“You know how I feel about kitchens,” Esquibel says.
Mandy just shakes her head. Cooking is too essential. It’s like saying you don’t know how to bathe yourself or brush your teeth. She turns the stove on but even before she hits the electric ignition she can tell from its silence that its canister is empty. In a bin at her feet she finds a pile of them, the empties mixed with the few full ones left. “Could you please…” Bending hurts. Talking hurts. She nods at the bin. “A full one.”
Esquibel frowns at the bin. “How can I tell which are full?”
“They’re heavier. And they have caps. Please, Esquibel! Stop being so useless right now!”
Esquibel looks at her with a level gaze. “No one has ever called me useless before.” She bends down and grabs a canister, placing it silently on the table before retreating to the clean room.
But Mandy doesn’t have the ability to care. She is bruised, inside and out. She just wants some tea, then some soup, then—
“Phone.” As if by magic, Mandy’s lost phone appears in the air before her, gripped by a slender brown hand. She squeals and jerks back, hurting her shoulder and nearly losing her balance.
Jidadaa stands beside her, a simple smile on her face. She laughs at the physical comedy. “Mandy phone.”
Mandy gathers herself and snares the filthy phone. Its pink shell is cracked and the battery is nearly dead. “Why did you…? What did you do to it?”
“Vid-yo for you. See?” Jidadaa reaches for the phone again but Mandy wards her away.
“Video?” Mandy opens her phone to find a series of photos, most of them obviously unintentional blurred shots of green. But there are a pair of 41 second and 54 second videos near the end.
The first is a covert view of the Ussiaxan village from a distance. Jidadaa, watching over her shoulder, exclaims in disappointment. “Ai. People so little.” Mandy spreads her fingers on the screen to zoom in, eliciting another exclamation from Jidadaa. The people on the screen are now fuzzy blobs of dark pixels in their town square. But she is still able to identify them. “Chinese man. The Daadaxáats shaman. Kasáy.”
“The one we call Lady Boss. What’s her name? Kasay?”
Jidadaa nods. “Means ‘always sweaty.’ Here her men.”
Flavia stands and joins them. “Eh, what are they doing?”
“Kasáy, she make decision. Chinese man her koox̱ now. See?”
He wears a collar and they lead him like a dog. One of the villagers pounds a stake into the ground and they leave him there, leashed to it. The video ends.
“Seriously?” Flavia asks. “That is what Wetchie-ghuy hopes to do with me? Lead me around with a collar and leash?”
Jidadaa shrugs. “If you don’t act good.”
The next clip is from a closer vantage from above. Jidadaa must have taken refuge in a tree. The camera is canted, panning and tilting with frantic energy. Screaming people run beneath the tree. None think to look up. They are all focused on the edge of town.
Nearly a hundred people congregate, surging toward the treeline. They have left Jidadaa behind. Something gray flickers before them in the canopy and they all fall to their knees, like they’ve all been chopped down. The whole crowd falls silent, unmoving.
“What is this?” Flavia demands. “What are we seeing?”
“That is first time they see dla x̱ald, mother fox. First time for Ussiaxan since the eleventh mother. She will choose to give baby fox to one person in Ussiaxan.”
“Wait. The fox decides?” Flavia hadn’t believed this silliness until now. But here is the proof, digitized and indisputable.
Mandy points at the screen. “Look, here comes Kasay-jah like a big bully. Oh my god, even she falls to her knees? Wow, she looks like she’s starstruck. This must be like such a big deal.”
Flavia scowls. “No, do not give the fox to that mean woman…”
Jidadaa laughs as the video ends with the people crying out in shock and outrage. “She do not. The baby go to young girl. Starts big fight. Kasáy try to take baby fox. All people say no. She is sent out of village with her koox̱. Now they must find new home.”
The phone’s battery dies and the screen goes black. Mandy stares stupidly at it. What has she just witnessed? Somebody’s life was just really really fucked with. Two people, actually. The Chinese spy and Lady Boss. Things will never be the same for either of them.
Jidadaa claps, remembering another detail. “And the Ussiaxan wreck the Chinese man radio. No more orders. He is lost.”
Mandy doesn’t know how she feels about that. It brings her no joy that the man who shot her is now a bound slave to an outcast village chief on an undeveloped island thousands of kilometers from his home. Maybe a vindictive person would feel pleasure. But he must have a family and hopes and dreams of his own that have nothing to do with being discarded on Lisica like this. But at the same time, Mandy can’t quite bring herself to feel sorry for him. Fucker shot her.
“Who is there?” Esquibel calls out from the clean room door. “What do you want?”
“It’s just Jidadaa…” Mandy begins but Esquibel interrupts her.
“No. There. Out on the meadow. What do they want?”
Mandy and Flavia turn. Among the green and gold grasses a hundred meters away stand two women, the Mayor and Yesiniy. They watch pine camp, standing patiently in the open.
Jidadaa answers. “I tell them. You leave soon. Sewat and Yesiniy say no, they must tell woman story first. Woman to woman. They do not ever see woman on Lisica. Only Maureen Dowerd. Then only men. Now you are women.”
“Now we are women,” Flavia echoes. “Well, I didn’t know girl power mattered. I mean, if it did, they could have been a lot more nice about it before now. Okay. We have a sisterhood now. Fine. What is this woman story? Some secret?”
“Come.” Jidadaa beckons to Esquibel as well. “Come, please. They wait for you. To tell.”
“Brilliant,” Esquibel mutters. “More nonsense.” But she follows, bringing a chair.
As they approach, Flavia asks, “Ehh, where is Katrina? None of us speak their language. She is the one they want.”
“Maybe one of you could record it for her?” Mandy asks. “My phone’s dead.”
Both Esquibel and Flavia agree, taking out their phones. And not a moment too soon. Before they even reach the meadow, Yesiniy begins intoning a chant.
“Wait! Wait!” Flavia calls out. “We haven’t started recording yet!” They hurry into position as Yesiniy continues.
Jidadaa translates. Esquibel puts her chair down and turns her own camera on her. “It is the story of two sister. First mothers. In beginning they were Ganaaxteidee clan, hibernation frog. Before they are mothers. They are little girls. Two sisters only share little names. Names they only call each other. They forget their old names. They call each other Init and Ta.
“Init and Ta live in Qe’yiłteh. Alone on island. The people do not like Init and Ta. They make their family live alone. They are outcast family. There is no love. But then white men come in big ship. There is fight. Men from the village are killed. They take one white prisoner. This is Tuzhit. He is slave. They make him live with family outside town. He meet Init and Ta.”
“Wait,” Flavia interrupts. “You’re telling me this is their origin story from like three hundred years ago? Can they prove any—?”
Mandy hushes her as Jidadaa continues her translation.
“Hibernation frog clan do not like Tuzhit. Treat him like dog. Tuzhit and Init and Ta steal boat. They try to go down coast but storm take them out to sea. They think they die. Eh. Here is where Yesiniy tells about gods of water and wind. Many gods. Some love, some hate. Three people on the ocean and one mama fox, babies in her belly. Now there is more talk of the gods of wind and water. Sewat repeat what Yesiniy say. Repeat three times. The boat land on Lisica. Here they become big family. Init and Ta have many children. Children marry and have babies. Again and again.
“In the time of sixth mothers there is new shipwreck. Two men. One is dark from south islands named Mkuwelili. One is pale like Tuzhit named Kristaps. Lisica people take them as slave. But time is bad. Island is sick. Too many foxes. Mkuwelili and Kristaps say must kill foxes to save bird and little animal, so people do. They kill many many fox. Then there is almost no fox left and island lose its heart. They blame Mkuwelili and Kristaps. Make them exile in north canyon. Forget their words, forget their language. Only names remember of them.”
“So they were like off some nineteenth century whaling ship?” Esquibel wonders. “Grim end for them, I take it.”
But Jidadaa continues, keeping pace with the chant. “In the time of ninth mother first Japanese ship. They cruel. Lisican people hide. Then American soldier and Russian soldier, all bad. People of all village fight to keep them only on beach. But then Maureen Dowerd come. Everything change.”
“The woman story.” Mandy smiles at the Mayor, who continues her litany uninterrupted.
“Fox say,” Jidadaa tells them in an aside, “Lisica is for woman. First fox tell Init and Ta. They listen with their hearts. That is why, after Tuzhit give them babies, they push him into water and kill.”
“Wait, what? Init and Ta killed Tuzhit?”
“He was first bad man. Bad white man. Bad soldier. Init and Ta escape from bad village. Only after he gone, Lisica is good.”
“Escape from the village back on the Alaskan coast?” Flavia asks. Yesiniy and Sewat have fallen silent, realizing they’ve lost their audience. “So this is the lesson they learn? Murder solves your problems? Their whole lives were bad until they killed the father of their children? But these sisters are not like the Christians, are they? They do not call this murder their original sin. Instead they say it’s when things finally got better. Eh. A brutal age.”
But Jidadaa doesn’t understand the question. She repeats what they already know, just slower. “Init and Ta have clan that hate them. Hibernation frog. They escape with bad man. Come here. Start the people. Past is bad. Him and old clan. So they forget all. Teach children new way. New gods. New traditions. Follow the wisdom of fox.”
“Damn,” Mandy grimaces. “They went hard.”
Sewat, the Mayor, takes up the tale again. Jidadaa shares her words but they already know this part, about Aan Eyagídi the shaman and the love affair between Maureen and Shanno and the baby that came of it. The disputes with Ussiaxan and the advent of the Chinese. The burial of the sub, which cut off their access to the beach for a long cruel time. And how the cycle is coming to a close, with the arrival of the lidass and their inescapable Jidadaa ending this time of peace and prosperity once and for all.
“But why?” Mandy asks. “Why does it have to end? That’s what nobody’s told us. Everybody’s all ready for the good times to turn into the bad times. Why aren’t they like fighting against it?”
“Jidadaa you cannot escape,” the eponymous girl says with a sly smile. “It come when it come.”
“But why are they being punished?” Esquibel shakes her head in disapproval. “This is just a story. There is no real external factor here causing this change, is there? They could stop it if they really wanted to, eh?”
Jidadaa patiently explains. “In the days of third mother they forget to honor first mothers. First bad time. It start long string of curse. First Mkwelili and Kristaps. People from between sea and sky who come. Even Maureen is curse. Yesiniy is curse, all her life. Kula and me. The people deserve Jidadaa very long time. Curse split them into three village. Fox grow very few. Ussiaxan get dark in their chests. Divide island with the creek. Then you come.”
“Oh, yes? We are part of this story now?” Flavia would rather not be included as a co-author on any such disreputable paper.
“You are women,” Jidadaa responds with a simple shrug. “You hear the story and remember.”
Ξ
“No, really. Go on,” Amy tells the others on their return from the lake, stepping away from them. “I’ll be back in a bit.”
“Well… ask him if he like needs anything,” Katrina calls out as she and the others keep walking, heading back to pine camp. The dark mass of the crew disappear into the gloom. They are still mostly stunned from the tragic events of the day and none of them have the energy to argue with her about splitting up.
Amy watches them go, then turns back to the small fire Morska Vidra has built in front of his tiny hut. She approaches the grove of madrones in which he has built it. Her sandals make noise on the dried leaves. In response, his dark head pokes out of the narrow doorway. The old man watches her approach.
“Bontiik.” Amy chucks his chin. He does the same to her. “Where’s your fox?”
But Morska Vidra just looks glumly at her, his face closed.
“I know. Can’t live without them, can we?” Amy gently removes the fox kit she keeps in her pocket. The poor thing is fading. She just can’t find enough nutrients for it.
Its appearance makes Morska Vidra exclaim in shock. He pulls away, outrage flaring in his eyes. He begins to lecture her.
“No no. The mama rejected it. She told me I could have it. It would have died otherwise. I swear.”
But Morska Vidra won’t hear it. He tries to take the baby from her but Amy is afraid of what he might do with it. She clutches it close, daring him to fight her. Protective instincts surge in her.
Morska Vidra sees the ferocity in Amy’s eyes and hesitates. He goes back to appealing to her, his words coming out too fast for her to follow at all.
Amy pulls back and waves goodbye. “Uhh. This was a mistake. I shouldn’t have come here. I’m sorry.” Perhaps she can catch the others before they get too far away.
The old man suddenly stops talking. He looks out at the gloom instead and asks a loud question.
“Oh, shoot.” Amy turns, dismayed. “Someone out there?”
But who emerges from the gloom isn’t human. It is two foxes, Morska Vidra’s fellow and the vixen he impregnated.
“Wait!” Amy cries. “Mama, what are you doing here? Where are your babies? Oh my god, you didn’t lose them…!” She can’t make sense of it. There isn’t hardly a single mammal in the world that will abandon her babies so soon after giving birth.
The vixen’s teats are swollen with milk. Amy drops to her knees as the silver foxes approach. She holds out the tiny kit, wriggling in her palm. Its mother blinks at the tiny thing and approaches. She nickers at it, licking its head, then nudges it toward a teat.
Morska Vidra carefully approaches as Amy encourages the tiny thing to latch and suck. He may have opinions about its life or death but he won’t gainsay its mother. But it may have already been too long. With a gentle pinch Amy coaxes a drop of milk from the teat and the little thing starts slurping greedily.
Morska Vidra’s fox sniffs his child, blessing it with a lick.
The man looks up at Amy, his face filled with wonder.
“Uh… This wasn’t my idea. I only did what she told me.”
It is dark now. Morska Vidra’s face is in shadow. She can only see his eyes. Still he stares at Amy. There is something coiled in him, as if he is about to pounce on her.
“What? What is it?”
His fox pounces instead, landing in Amy’s cross-legged lap. But she is too familiar with animals to react. Staying still, she allows him to crawl around, sniffing at her. The creature stands on her bent knee and watches the mother and baby nurse. Amy finally releases a held breath, which ends with a quiet laugh.
Morska Vidra laughs too, scratching his old boy between his ears.
As the infant finally gets the nourishment it needs, Amy’s maternal anxieties finally ease. “Thank you, Morska Vidra. And thank you, mama.” She reaches out and strokes the vixen’s head with a fingertip. “Thank you for saving the baby.”
Chapter 54 – Where Did It Go?
January 6, 2025
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54 – Where Did It Go?
“What a total disaster.” Mandy yanks on the rope, now tangled in the branches of a nearby madrone. Her weather balloon hangs from a high limb, deflated, its instrument suite swinging like a pendulum beneath, perhaps twenty meters or more above.
“Don’t pull.” Katrina grabs Mandy’s arm. “You’ll just make it worse. Uh. Maybe we can cut it out of there?”
“How?” Mandy drops the rope and tries to find a calm place in her center. But she can’t even feel her center. She only feels an electric irritation racing over her skin. Oh my fucking god. How many times does she have to look like an idiot in front of Katrina?
“Yeh, that’s the question, innit?” Katrina tries snapping the end of the rope to flip it over the branch above. But there is no chance. It is too little snap for so long on such a heavy rope. If someone could climb… even part way… “Jidadaa,” she calls out, catching sight of the girl before she departs camp upslope among the pines. “We need you.”
Jidadaa turns back. Her face is set, a decision having been made. But she returns to Katrina anyway, wordless but with an expectant look on her face. It is Mandy who points glumly upward.
After a moment’s consideration, Jidadaa grasps the trunk of the mature madrone, a meter wide, its rough russet bark only giving way in patches to orange hardwood beneath. With her bare feet and strong hands she scales the trunk, rising five meters before she grasps the first limb. Now she moves even more quickly, weaving through the tapering branches until she reaches the limb that bears the weather balloon and rope.
“Oh! Careful, sweetie!” Mandy cries out, appalled at the precarious position the Lisican girl has so quickly put herself in. The branch is no wider than Jidadaa’s leg and bounces every time she steps out onto it. They wait in dread to hear a crack.
But Jidadaa is too light. She hovers above in the canopy, one leg stretched out to a nearby fork for stability, while she picks at the twists and knots in the climbing rope. But she makes little progress.
“What’s wrong?” Katrina calls out after an impatient minute.
Jidadaa tilts her head down and makes helpless gestures with her hands. “I do not know this.”
“The knots? Just unravel them. You know, like with…” Mandy falls silent, realizing the examples of shoelaces and power cords she was about to use are probably outside Jidadaa’s knowledge. “Uhh… Do you like know about knots and rope at all?”
“Necklaces and nets. This one too hard.”
“Oh! That is Jidadaa up there!” Flavia appears, drawn by the shouting. She has finished packing and is eager to get back down underground where it’s safe. “What is she…?” Then Flavia sees the weather balloon. “No. That is too high. She cannot stay up there.”
“The knots are beyond her.” Katrina’s shoulders sag in despair. “She can’t get the balloon down.”
“Knots? Oh, I love knots!” Flavia perks up. “They are one of my favorite hobbies. No, I am not making a joke. It is true. The topology of knot theory is some of the most advanced maths there is. This is the practical type but still, I wonder what kind they are?”
“Wait!” Mandy brightens, reaching into her pocket for her phone. “I know! If you had pics of them could you figure it out?”
“Maybe…” Flavia shrugs. Whatever gets these ladies moving so they can retreat before the Ussiaxan arrive. “But we should hurry.”
“Mandy, you’re a genius.” Katrina kneels beside her. The smile Mandy responds with is far beyond the worth of the compliment. She primes her phone as a camera then wraps it in the end of the rope. They stand.
“Jidadaa! Pull it up!” Mandy tugs on the rope. “My phone’s in the end! We need pictures!”
By fits and starts the rope is drawn upward. Figuring out how to pull a rope by instinct is something not easily done twenty meters in the air. Then Jidadaa finally grabs the end and pushes the phone out between the gaps in the ball of the knot they tied.
“Take lots! From every angle!” Katrina drops her gaze to ask Flavia, “Or would video be better?”
“Like you could get her to figure out how to switch camera modes. No.” Flavia waves the question away. “Pictures are fine.”
After another excruciating moment of bouncing limbs but no sight of her, Jidadaa finally leans down and waves the phone at them. “Many pictures! Like Jay’s phone!”
“Yes! Exactly! Brilliant!” Katrina claps. “Now just stick it back in that rope end and lower it down to us!”
Jidadaa does so, shoving the phone edge-wise back into the balled knot.
“Slowly!” Mandy begs her.
But this is another thing that is difficult to reason through. Jidadaa drops the ball and the rope plummets to the ground, bouncing off a rhododendron and thudding into the dirt.
“You broke the screen!” Mandy wails after she extracts the phone. “Why did you do it like that? We told you to take it slow!”
Jidadaa watches from above, impassive. In response, she retreats from the crash site to more firm footing in the center of the canopy.
Flavia pulls the phone from Mandy’s hands. “Yes, yes. Let’s see. Ehh. Horrible photos. Ah. Here is one. Here is the problem. The big knot here and the satellite hitch beside it. See,” Flavia adopts a lecturer’s tone. “The linking integral is an invariant that describes how two closed curves link. That is the important part here. But usually maths theoreticians just think of abstract knots in a three-dimensional Euclidean space, but here the linking integrals are still key. See, I like to spend my time solving these riddles in actuality. Other people play sudoku. I untie knots. So there have recently been a number of papers published that blend abstract topology theories with actual mechanical forces and friction. Fascinating work, good for surgeons and industrial… Ah. Yes, first she must free the hitch here and then she will have slack to attack… ehh. No. Look. If she comes at it from the opposite way instead, this part here is a looped mass that only connects to the rest of the tangle at two points. And… Yes! Here. And here. How do I make marks on your phone?” Mandy helps her draw red circles around the two important points. Then they force her phone back into the rope’s ball knot. “Jidadaa. Attack it where I made the red circles!”
The rope ascends more smoothly this time. Within moments, the weather balloon crashes to earth. Mandy squeals in delight and races to it, gathering up the torn fabric and tangled rope to locate the instruments beneath.
Jidadaa descends as quickly as she climbed, dropping lightly back to the ground. Katrina claps for her.
“Yay! Jidadaa in the house! Thank you so much, love!”
Jidadaa, sheepish, accepts the compliment. But she is far more excited about something else. “Now lunch!” She holds out a bird nest she has stored in the folds of her ragged hoodie. It contains four dead spotted chicks, their necks snapped.
The others pull back from the macabre sight. “Oh! Uh… That’s fine. All yours, girlfriend!” Mandy squeaks, patting Jidadaa on the shoulder, then withdrawing when the girl goes still. “Oops. Right. No touching. Sorry.” Mandy sadly lifts the wreckage. “Well, another anemometer in the trash can. Great. That was my last one. I sure hope it got some data at least.”
Katrina gives Mandy a sideways hug. “Aw, poor Mandy dandy. I’m sure it did. Flavia. Let’s download it and perk her spirits up.”
“Now? But my machines are all packed.” Flavia waves at the camp, where her bags wait in a neat row. “We are in the middle of a retreat, remember? The bad guys, they are coming? To kill us?”
“You’re right.” Katrina helps Mandy gather the remains of the weather balloon. They all start walking back to camp. “But I still need a few minutes to get my things together. And so does Mandy. So if you don’t have anything else to do…”
“Ehh! Fine!” Flavia throws her hands into the air. “Anything to make Mandy happy, even if it means we get turned into slaves!”
“You don’t have to…” Mandy begins but Katrina shushes her.
“Thanks, Flavia,” Katrina answers instead. “You’re the best.”
Jidadaa strides away from them with purpose. Katrina calls out after her. “And where are you going so suddenly, little miss?”
Jidadaa turns back, her face troubled. “Today. It is a very important day. No time. No more time!”
“No time for who?” Katrina hates these cryptic warnings. How have they ever helped?
“For our prophet poem. Me and Kula.”
“Oh. You and your mom have your own? I guess everyone does. But… I mean, what’s today that’s so important?”
“For lidass to bow down and give blood to summer wind.”
“And if he doesn’t, your poem like, what, fades away?”
Jidadaa stares at the ground. “It go down one trail. We go down another. We see it through the trees, then no more. We forget. Right now the poem make promise to us. If it is broken, it pass like the wind.”
“I mean, maybe you can ask Jay for a bit of blood, I guess, but he hasn’t been very happy about…” Katrina trails off as Jidadaa stalks away through the camp and into the trees, ignoring her. “Aw crap is she going to be gone for like another three days again?”
Mandy gets serious about removing her belongings from her tent so she can break it down. As she shovels her clothing into a duffel bag, Flavia hurries up to her holding her laptop.
“Mandy, wait. Look. Look.” Flavia thrusts her laptop in front of Mandy, pointing at columns of data. “You did get something. See?You got what you were seeking, eh?”
Mandy’s shoulders slump. “Sorry. I don’t speak math. I only speak English, and not even that good. When will you people realize I’m like way less smart than—?”
“What is this instrument? The CSN-11957?” Flavia indicates the source of the data at the top of the column.
Mandy just shrugs. “I have no clue. What is that, like a serial number? I don’t…” But she moves over to Flavia’s platform, where the remains of the weather balloon’s instrument suite are plugged into another laptop with black USB cords. Lifting each of the units, Mandy finds identifying numbers on each of them. “Yeah. Here. The differential-absorption optical hygrometer.”
Now it is Flavia’s turn to be mystified. “And what is that?”
“Measures humidity by shining two lasers, one that refracts H2O and a control that doesn’t. So it got these like amazing readings? Great. What’s so amazing about them?”
Flavia shrugs. “It is three things. First, the volume of data is far more than from your other instruments. And second, the quality of that data is very good. Its sampling rate seems to mainly be limited by storage, not any performance constraints. So your laser is very busy, giving us these values five times every second. And, three, what the values show is a tremendous dynamic shift in the weather here. That must be of some importance, no?”
“Yeah, it’s a change in humidity. Happens several times a day. Thanks, Flavia. That’s super cool. I’m glad it wasn’t like a total waste of your time…”
“Not at all, not at all,” Flavia answers absently, back at work on the data. “Glad to help. Now I just want to plug this new source into our database quickly here. And look. Remember your heat map? Now it has this extra refined layer of humidity, yes?”
“Yes…” Mandy breathes, leaning in. The island is nearly black with the density of its humidity. Air currents deform around it in every direction. She scrolls outward, seeing the humidity as a spike pinning the wheeling currents and storms of the entire Northeast Pacific. “Look at that, Flavia. It’s all the surface biomass on Lisica. Respiring like a champ. Just enough to make things stick. Oh my god. We really are in the center of the world. The saline shift. The water column. I can’t believe we didn’t know about this place! This will change every model NOAA uses for… everything! Knowing there’s this like pin in the pinwheel is…” Mandy shakes her head, helpless. “It’s all these trees. These giant trees. See, they attract the water in the air locally, but that starts a cascade effect that draws more and more water to them from further and further away until a forest of sufficient size can condense a rainstorm out of clear skies. Add some mountains to break the surface-level wind and this becomes like a major feature on the open ocean. This tiny dot of green. Oh my god.”
They look first at each other, then at the emerald treetops waving above. “It is like,” Flavia points at the sky, “a column of water rising like a volcano. It is invisible, but it never stops erupting. Not for a million years.”
“And it’s all feedback loopy. The more moisture the island calls the more rain falls and the more plants grow and it just goes and goes until, I don’t know, maybe there’s like a maximum, uh…”
“Carrying capacity for every square meter of the island? Yes, there must be. Finite resources, constrained on multiple levels. We could work on that next if you like. See what the upper limit of the island’s humidity generation is. It is too bad we lost the drone, because we do not have any close scans of the north half. But maybe we could extrapolate, based on what data we do have. Well. Enough. It is time we must go. Again. We will do this work when we are safely back in the sub. Now if you need any more help here, I will be happy to do whatever. Packing, cleaning up. But we need to go.”
Ξ
“Ugh. Where is Katrina? I can make no sense of this woman.” Esquibel stands at the edge of the village square in a mask and gloves haggling with the Mayor. “Look. We won’t even stay for lunch or put our things down. We will just pass right through. Down into the ground, yes? And you may want to join us. The Ussiaxan, yes? Very angry. Bloody furious. On their way.” She mimes holding an imagined spear above her head but the Mayor responds with equal fervor, indicating the village and the people, her hand on Esquibel’s arm, pulling her close.
“I tell you they are coming. We had a drone. Remember?” She points at the sky and makes a bzzzzhhhh sound, tracking it across the treetops. “Then the Ussiaxan shot it down. They scattered into the hills in fright. But Jidadaa tells us they will regroup and attack in the dark.”
The Mayor calls out to one of the youths. It is the non-binary villager, their hands busy packing a wet paste into woven baskets. But without a word of complaint they set their work aside and fetch something from the Mayor’s hut. It is a spear. The Mayor takes it from them, still lecturing Esquibel, and holds it above her own head. Her meaning is clear: We will stay and fight.
Esquibel blinks rapidly, shaking her head. “No, no, bad idea. Look. There is no defense here. Once the enemy got across the creek they’d just overwhelm you, wouldn’t they? Think this through. You can’t have more than, what, sixty people here? Fifty who can fight? They have four times that number if they come at you with everyone they’ve got. And they can just come at you across this entire line here. This broad slope. You can’t hold it. They would have every advantage. Triquet. Come here. Help me reason with her.”
But the Mayor doesn’t wait for Triquet’s arrival before spreading her legs into a stance that grips the earth, taking a deep breath, and intoning a long and formal chant. Her thumbtip points at spots across the island, near and far.
Esquibel drops her hands. “Oh, great. Now what is she doing?”
Triquet listens closely, finally starting to hear the individual words in the cascade of sound. “My guess is this is her prophet poem. You know, that thing everyone’s banging on about right now? And she believes it holds all the answers to our questions. She is giving you your answer, right here. Shame we can’t understand it. But I don’t like this. Seems they’re all headed for a big conflict, where all the prophet poems say opposite things about these days. They’re all getting really heated about it too.”
“So she is just…” Esquibel reaches for the words. “This is her briefing. Situational overview. Mission objectives. Available resources. But what happens when we get to the review? We need to be able to understand each other to work together, and I’m trying to tell her we can do that much better together in the caves. Bottleneck their assault. Small numbers can hold up far better against larger forces in… Wait. Now where is she going? Is she upset because I am ignoring her?”
“What do you think?”
“Well she is ignoring me too, so…”
Alonso catches up to Esquibel and Triquet, limping along behind them carrying a small backpack. “What is it? Something wrong?”
“It is that Mayor woman,” Esquibel says. “She won’t let us go into the caves. And I have told her that she is about to be invaded but she thinks…” Esquibel gives a helpless shrug, unable to describe what the Mayor thinks.
“There’s a ritual thing going on here,” Triquet interjects, their voice quiet. “Pretty sure. We’re getting deep in their cosmology now. We are like so so in the wrong place at the wrong time with these people. Who knows how peaceful their little transition would have gone if we’d never shown up and wrecked it all.”
“What did we wreck?” Alonso asks. “We have been very good. After we leave, there will be no trace of us.”
“Except for a burned out elevator shaft. That was us.” Flavia is compelled to keep the record straight, even though calling it out makes Mandy—who approaches arm in arm with Katrina—turn away in sudden grief.
“Well, yes, but that could have been anything.” Alonso gives them an eloquent shrug. “Lightning could have done that.”
“Katrina.” Esquibel raps out an order. “Go make sense to that Mayor person. We don’t need anything from them except passage through their village. See if you can make her see—”
“Make her? Ah, Christ,” Katrina groans, “What have you done this time, Lieutenant Commander?” She pushes past Esquibel with a smile on her face and a Bontiik for everyone she sees. Slowly Katrina makes her way across the village to the Mayor’s hut, where the older woman is in and out, packing a small pouch with stones and cords. A sling? Is she going bird-hunting? Now? “Bontiik?” Katrina offers, stepping close and chucking the chin of the Mayor. The woman looks tired today, her eyes even more deep-set and worried than usual. Katrina studies her, marveling at her features. She has a strong aquiline nose with a blunted tip that hangs above her pointed chin. Wide sad eyes. A broad forehead that somehow promises strength and wisdom. An expressive, downturned mouth. She likes her. Katrina smiles at the Mayor in admiration, like some daffy undergrad meeting her favorite folk singer at the coffee shop, and tries to communicate. “The Ussiaxan…”
The Mayor grunts and steps past her out into the village square, headed for the slope behind the huts and the line of trees to the west. Unspooling the cords as she goes, a leather patch is revealed that can hold the surprisingly small stones. She is going bird hunting. This isn’t what they’re supposed to be doing. Not at all. There’s a fucking war about to start, mate. We have to defend ourselves. Yet Katrina can’t say these things. She follows at a discreet distance instead.
The Mayor steps softly through the undergrowth, head cocked, sling hanging from her wrist. Her feet are noiseless on the dry pine needles. Her eyes flick from tree to tree above.
The canopies are alive with birds. If she’s hunting for food there’s plenty of fat targets flying all around her. But she must be after one particular kind of bird. Or maybe one bird. Maybe there’s like one bird out here who’s been keeping her up all night and she’s just had it. And his name is like Justin. Justin, you’ve had your day, boy. Now she’s coming to get you.
When it happens, it’s so fast Katrina doesn’t really grasp what she saw. Reconstructing it later, she figures the Mayor dropped a stone from her palm into the leather patch, swung it like not even more than a half-arc with a snap of her wrist, and was stepping to where the dark songbird lay twitching on the ground before its suddenly stilled song had left the air.
It has a black coat and blue edge feathers. That’s all Katrina can see of it before the Mayor stoops over her victim and disembowels it with a flake of obsidian hafted to a wooden handle like a pencil. She pours its innards and blood onto her hand and pokes through them with her miniature spear.
The Mayor turns to Katrina and glares at her, as if displeased to have been followed. But then she says something… something about the Ussiaxan…
“The Ussiaxan, they are not coming.” Katrina turns to find Jidadaa standing behind her, along with an old villager. Ah. That’s Morska Vidra and his fox. Katrina takes a long moment to ingest the meaning of these translated words.
“They aren’t…? You mean like according to the poor little bird entrails?” Katrina doesn’t think she can get her rational-minded colleagues to go along with that.
Jidadaa nods slowly, a gesture she’s seen the researchers make. “And me. I go there. I listen. They talk about fox. Not Keleptel village. Ussiaxan not come here. Fox has babies tomorrow. They listen to new poem. Now Daadaxáats is koox̱.”
It takes a moment for Katrina to translate this. “Daadaxáats is the sky shaman. Sherman. And koox̱ is slave. Yes, they have them as a slave. I saw. So the shaman is getting the villagers all riled up about the fox with their own prophet poem?”
“Shaman lead them. They all go back into the hills. To find her. Fox babies are all thing to a village. Ussiaxan live with none. Many years now. Why them so danger. No soul. No heart. No love.”
“Okay. So what you’re saying…” But now Jidadaa is telling the Mayor the same news in her own language, that they are safe, that the Keleptel village will not be invaded. “Yeh, your Honor,” Katrina agrees. “Turns out the entrails spoke the truth.”
The Mayor leads them back to the village, to find that Esquibel has moved into position at the cave mouth, while Alonso stands with the others where they were left, now engaged in animated arguments about what to do next. He sees those who approach and breaks off his dispute with Miriam, squeezing her arm. “Eh. It is the Mayor! Uh, Bontiik! Ma’am! I very much want to thank you for those leaf wraps and your herbal treatment! It has done wonders! And I was hoping I could perhaps get another, when you had a chance… Oh! Pardon.” Alonso steps back, realizing that the Mayor is trying to get around him and has something to announce. She calls out in a voice loud enough to carry to every corner of the village. Heads lift then drop, the villagers going back to their daily chores. They all seem content to let her news pass with silence. Then the Mayor returns to her hut and goes inside.
“What did she say?” Alonso asks Katrina.
“That there will be no attack. The Ussiaxan are hunting foxes.”
“Oh, praise be.” Miriam sighs and puts down the huge pack she carries, like ninety percent of their belongings. She hadn’t looked forward to wrestling it through the tunnel and now she won’t need to. “So can we stay here?”
“Did you hear that, Esquibel?” Alonso calls out across the village. “Peace has been restored. There will be no attack.”
“What?” Esquibel squawks, too far away. She steps from the cave mouth, unwilling to come out much farther. “Why?”
But instead of answering her, Jidadaa turns to Alonso. “And Morska Vidra. He saw your friend Amy.”
“He did?” Alonso and Miriam both turn, to the girl and the old man and then back to each other, overcome by the sudden relief of hearing word of Amy. “She is fine?” Alonso asks.
“She is with the fox. For birth.”
“Oh my days she’s a midwife,” Miriam laughs, releasing even more tension. Then she sighs. “This must be some kind of absolute dream come true for Amy. And she’s well? She’s safe?”
Jidadaa smiles. “The fox is still alive.”
Ξ
Pradeep walks under the eaves of the trees the Mayor just visited. The bird life here is so rich. They flit and soar and flutter, the air alive with their wings. In just a single glance he finds a Steller’s Jay, two nuthatches, and a family of robins, with two red-tail hawks soaring above and a clutch of quails rustling below. A riot of passerine life, loud and boisterous and mostly fearless. The jay lands close and brays at him, cocking an irate eye.
Pradeep bows. “Pardon my trespass. I am only here to look.”
He steps deeper into the trees, thinking of Amy. She is out here somewhere living like an animal, in the world of animals. If it had been anyone else, Pradeep would have been concerned. But back at Cal State Monterey her exploits were legendary. Who knows? This is maybe just another Tuesday to her.
But he misses Amy, so he consoles himself with the birds she loves. She taught him nearly everything he knows about West Coast populations and distributions. They only had a handful of mornings together in the hills above Prunedale, cataloguing the chickadees in the grasses. But she expanded his view out to the horizon and the sea birds that dwell there. The dunes and coastline are themselves an entire ecosystem, with pipers and pelicans and egrets seen nowhere else.
On Lisica, he’d just like to find an inland pond of some size. That’s the goal he’s set himself these last few days here. Alonso wants new data, from under-represented sites? Good. A nice pond or lake would be brilliant. So he’ll just stretch his legs to the top of this ridgeline and see if the neighboring valley has any bodies of water he can see from above.
As he ascends to a saddle between two impassable outcrops, a head disappears from view. It is one of the Thunderbird clan. So Jidadaa was right. They are still watching from a distance. What an odd name for them. How are they in any way the Thunderbird? They are the most secretive and mystical of all the tribes here. Why would they have such a bellicose name? Maybe Katrina knows…
No, he can see nothing of the next valley on the far side. The view is too obscured with thick forest. And there’s no clear way down from here that wouldn’t involve some bouldering and perhaps a bit of rappelling. So. Time to turn around.
He is surprised to find Xaanach trailing him, chewing on a stick. “Oh. Hello. Pleased to meet you.” Pradeep doesn’t recognize her. He’d been insensate when she led the others back to him before.
“Wetchie-ghuy.” She crosses her eyes and sticks her tongue out, then smiles wolfishly at him.
“Ah. Yes. Indeed.” There is something uncanny about this child. She is tiny, and waif-thin. Also quite ratty in appearance, with her hair a tangle of detritus and her shift torn to rags. “Wetchie-ghuy is a bad man. Common enemy. Friends, yes?” Pradeep can’t seem to shake his stiff formality. He had never been good with kids. Even when he was a kid. Perhaps this little urchin has the same problem. “Pradeep.” He places a hand on his chest and bows.
“Xaanach.”
“Ah! Xaanach! I remember you now! Our little rescuer. Flavia loves you, you know. And you don’t live… with the others or… anywhere…?” He looks around, questioning each compass point. But she doesn’t seem to respond to any one direction.
So Pradeep points to the birds instead, naming them. “Let’s see. Black-capped chickadee. Goldfinch. Goldfinch. Steller’s Jay. You know what?” he asks her, heartened to see Xaanach pays close attention. “I haven’t seen any of the larger Corvidae since we got here. No crows or ravens or… Huh. These jays are the largest we’ve seen. No magpies. Do you have magpies here?”
The girl responds in a torrent of mish-mash. It sounds like child talk, not even Lisican. She presses her filthy palms together and twists them, then reaches out to grasp him by the wrist.
“Oh. Uh… Okay.” Pradeep allows himself to be led back down the slope, but at a northeastern angle away from the village below. Yet she almost immediately thinks better of it. She halts and says something abrupt, then pulls Pradeep around and releases his hand. She yanks at the tail of his shirt, trying to get under it. “Wow! Uh, what are you, uh…?”
She repeats one word until he understands it. Lisica. She wants to see if he still has a fox on his tailbone. “How do you know about that? Just who is this kid?” He looks around, as if he might see her parents waiting patiently at a distance. But of course Pradeep and Xaanach are alone. And evidently his Thunderbird bodyguard doesn’t consider her a threat. So…
Pradeep untucks his shirt and displays his lower back to her. She gets uncomfortably close and he smells her rankness. The poor thing has maybe never had a bath in her life. She prods his skin and picks at something like a scab. Then she steps away and grabs his wrist again. But he pulls away. “Let me—Hold on! Let me get my shirt back in first then I’ll go wherever you want. I promise.”
The instant his hand is free again she snares it and pulls him forward once more. She drops down the steepest pitch of the slope, heedless to the dirt sliding around their feet, then picks her way patiently along a spine of descending rock to the crown of a massive red granite outcrop overlooking the valley below.
“Whoa…!” They stop at the very edge, the void appearing suddenly beneath their feet and falling away a hundred meters to a jumble of fallen stone. Maybe more. Pradeep scrambles back and Xaanach giggles, joining him, still holding his wrist. “Could use a warning, if you’re going to take me over a cliff. Next time.”
He examines the view more closely. This is one of the most narrow valleys he has seen. Beyond the rockfall is a pretty glade of ancient bay trees and the glitter of water through the trees. Is that the lake he seeks? “So pretty. Such a nice little sightseeing tour…”
But now the girl only grows more serious. She begins chanting, in ragged imitation of the other prophet poems they have heard. Pradeep turns away from the view of the canyon to study her instead. This is hers? This little wilderness orphan even has a poem? Who taught her? What is her story? Oh, how he wishes he could understand her. Pradeep fumbles with his phone, to record her, but of course only gets the last few fragments before she stops. Then she grasps his hand again, this time in a ritual manner.
Pradeep puts his phone away and stands straight, attempting to give this girl the gravity she demands. Then she takes out a small flake of flint and slices open the tip of his ring finger. “Ow! Hey! I didn’t say you could…!”
But she waves his protests away and snares his hand again, chuckling to herself in a way no child does. She pulls on his finger, pressing it against the stone of the cliff top, as near to the edge as he will let her take him. “Stop! You’ll get it infected!” But she isn’t satisfied until a good fat smear of purple blood is pressed into the granite. Then she releases him.
“Absolutely mad, you are.” Pradeep backs away from the girl and her precipice, holding his finger up. Wilderness medical training says to bleed a small wound like this, use the blood to wash the dirt out. Flush it back up to the surface of the skin. So he is satisfied to see another bright bead roll down his finger. Good. The cut is clean. That rock had been sharp. It should heal fine.
Xaanach appears to be done with him. In fact, the smile she grants him is one of great relief, as if she just accomplished something she has long been attempting. Then she turns away, looking out over the valley, and emits a piercing scream in perfect imitation of the red-tail hawks soaring over the treetops.
Ξ
Several of the villagers are still awake in the dark, tending small fires before their huts. Their murmurs are punctuated by laughter. Where Morska Vidra’s house had been is now a makeshift camp for a handful of the crew. Alonso stretches out on a pile of mats and bags under the cloudy sky while Mandy and Katrina try to resume their treatment of his legs. Jidadaa sits nearby, watching.
Mandy marvels at the progress he has made. “Oh my god. The tissues are actually moving again. Feel that?” She moves her hands at contrasting angles across his left calf. Before, it had been a shockingly undifferentiated mass of scar tissue and swollen flesh, but now the individual muscles and tendons can be identified. “Even your scars look better. Like the ones on your feet. We got to get some of that magic herbal treatment for Esquibel’s hip. And for everything Jay’s gone through. How does it feel?”
“Still very painful to the touch like that,” Alonso answers tightly, his breath caught in his diaphragm. “Yes, it is much better, more than I could dare dream, but I’d also say that your adjustments were a critical part of that, Mandy, even though they hurt like the fucking devil. So you have my deepest gratitude. Are you going to now do more of the same?”
“Oh yeah, frankly we’re just getting started. You need months of these treatments. But better the pain now…”
Alonso lifts an interrupting hand. “Platitudes are unnecessary.” He lies back, frowning at the dark gray sky. “Do what you must.”
“Ooo look at the tough chap.” Katrina pokes him in the shoulder and Jidadaa laughs. “Trying desperately to remember the Stoic philosophers he read in college right now. Or is it the Buddhists?”
“What are you adding here, Katrina, exactly?” Alonso pushes her irritating pokes away. “Did you expect me to take your drugs? Here? With all that is happening?”
Katrina shrugs. “I mean, I did bring them…” She takes out a folded and sealed ziploc. “But I understand your concerns.”
Alonso waves the baggie away. “I cannot, as the head of this mission, with all these active security concerns. I must be better. No more nights of drunken stupor. No more drugs until I am relieved of command. Please do not try to convince me otherwise.”
Katrina shakes her head and sets the MDMA and LSD aside. “I will not. I never would. I mean, these tiny paper squares only make the pretty pictures if you’re open and ready and your surroundings are safe. And our surroundings…” She looks around herself, shaking her head in despair. “Nice to hear news of Amy, yeh?”
“My god, yes.” Alonso appreciates how carefully Katrina is handling him as he deals with the apprehension of yet more pain. Mandy’s hands have already started to pull apart things that do not want to be separated. He wants to focus instead on Katrina. “You know, I do find that our two sessions have had a very deep, very profound effect on me. I would not want you to think I do not appreciate them, even if I do not quite recall most of them, and what I do is very… Ah! Yes, that long one, Mandy, is the center of the whole left ankle problem. No, Katrina, what I do recall is very embarrassing. But the thing is, it actually isn’t. I mean, I remember weeping like a baby and saying all kinds of humiliating things. All my weakness on display. And yet, even with these memories, I am not embarrassed. I know I should be, or rather that I would have been in the past, but none of the crazy things I did before you mattered because I know I was surrounded by love. We all love each other. I hope Pavel your brother, when you see him, appreciates all the love you bring to his healing.”
“Aw, that’s so kind and thoughtful. Thank you so much.” Katrina smiles sincerely and cocks her head. “So can I ask you what your trips were like, I mean as much as you can tell me, and about how it changed? You know, for like my own research…”
But now Alonso is groaning as Mandy presses on his ankle’s scar tissue and flexes his foot, forcing the fibers to stretch and align. He starts panting, reaching out for Katrina’s hand to squeeze.
“Breathe.” Mandy spares a hand to press down on Alonso’s diaphragm. He is shocked to have his attention brought there and it makes him gasp, releasing so much of what he holds. He takes his first deep breath and Mandy stretches his foot even further.
“Oi.” Katrina is playfully merciless. “I’m talking here. Taking data. You know, for science? So if you could maybe stop thinking about yourself for a moment, you old queen, and answer?”
Alonso stutters a laugh through the pain. “Alright. Yes. Good idea. Get my mind off it with some pleasant—ah! recollections. Yes. Well, I will have to say that I did not enjoy either drug so much as when we finally combined them together that one night with the dancing. That was… I mean, that was space travel.”
“Yeh, that’s what we call it. Space tripping and candy flipping. The mind and the body altogether at once. The deep celebration.”
“Yes, that is very much how it feels. To allow yourself to love what you have, even the very ooooohhhhhh…” Mandy’s hands grind his words to a halt.
“Even the very…? Yes?” But Katrina will get nothing more from him for a long while. “Lots of forgiveness in these sessions. To other people and also yourself. I saw you forgive yourself for a lot of things on those nights.” Katrina takes her own deep breath and gently shifts her hand in his tightening grasp before he breaks it.
Alonso squeezes tears out from between his closed eyes. “Yes. Gracias. This is much of what I oohhhh… what I am saying. I have forgiven my legs for looking like this. The pain for making me feel so stupid and depressed. There had been… so much guilt.”
“Breathe!” Mandy presses on Alonso’s diaphragm again. “You tense up and it doesn’t work.”
But Alonso finds it nearly impossible to release and face the pain defenseless. It is just too much. And Mandy is relentless. He goes rigid, slamming the back of his head against the ground to take his attention away from Mandy, who is tearing his feet from his legs and taking whole minutes to do it.
“Hey, hey… Shh…” Katrina cradles Alonso’s head and his eyes snap open, flicking up and left, then off to the middle distance. “Okay, bit of neuro-linguistic programming here. According to my sources in the military what you’re doing is processing some of the trauma that’s connected to those exact injuries here. A little bit of flashback, maybe?”
Alonso nods, trying to let the shade of the cackling sadist pass through him and not catch on anything rough or jagged. He needs to be clear to survive this, to let the pain cleanse him instead of damage him. The acrid smell of his torturer, the chill in the air. These are the sensations he needs to forget before he can finally face the looming silhouette of the man over him. “There is still… one forgiveness…” he pants, “I am having trouble with, Katrina my dear…” Alonso gags on the memory. “I thought I was doing far better than this. But there are still demons hiding in my legs. Ah!”
The Mayor silently appears at the edge of their camp with a frown. She holds wads of black leaves and a jar of paste.
Alonso sees her. He sits up and reaches out to her as a savior. “Ah! Yes, please, Your Honor! Thank you so much for your help!”
But the Mayor doesn’t approach. She shares a disturbed look with them instead, distressed by this much pain.
“It isn’t me, mate,” Katrina mocks, “Mandy’s the one who did all the nasty stuff to him. I’m just here for the internal bits.”
“I never hurt him!” Mandy is indignant. “This is healing pain!” She reaches tentatively for the Mayor’s left arm and grasps it. Then after rotating it, Mandy says, “this one’s a bit tight here. See?” She traps the tendon and pulls gently on it. Then she massages it a bit and hands the Mayor her arm back.
The Mayor flexes her arm and studies Mandy. Then she drops to Alonso’s side and begins to cover his right leg with paste while Mandy continues her work on his left. They work in silence. Soon he is wrapped in dark leaves and dozing, his head in Katrina’s lap.
After all the others quietly depart, Katrina is alone with Alonso. “Now where…?” She pats around herself for the folded ziploc baggie, unwilling to shift and disturb him. “Uh oh. That’s bad. Where did it go?”
Chapter 35 – My Brakes Don’t Work So Good
August 26, 2024
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35 – My Brakes Don’t Work So Good
“Slow down, Prad. Slow.” Jay holds his side as he gingerly follows Pradeep along the western edge of Tenure Grove.
Pradeep stops and takes out his phone. He opens a notepad app and dictates, “25 April, 9:33 am. Jay has just uttered the words ‘slow down’ for the first time in his life ever, to my knowledge.”
“Oh, he’s a comedian. Like a real funny guy.” Jay winces as he stops beside his friend, his left hand splayed protectively across his ribs. “Fuckin A, this didn’t hurt nearly as much the day of. What did Doctor Daine do to me? I thought her stitch-up went so well.”
“It is just healing. You know, that thing you will never sit still long enough to do?”
“Getting my blood flowing is also good for healing. I just got to make sure I don’t engage, well, like my entire left side. Turns out, it’s amazing how much you use the left side of your ribcage. Like putting on my sandals. Even the slip ons need me to lift my legs in a way that is just no no no bueno.”
Pradeep stops at the base of a huge coast live oak. “And here is as far as I’ll bring you. I even brought a tarp for you to lie on. The leaves are all prickly.” He unfolds it and spreads it on the ground under the boughs.
Jay sinks to his knees with a groan. “Oh, hell yeah. Now just feed me some lunch, baby, and you got yourself a date.”
But Pradeep is excited to get started. His face is already pointed at the canopy. This is a massive oak, as much as thirty meters high. He might be able to get about twenty meters up. Now. How to start? The massive trunk rises far above his reach before it divides. There are no obvious handholds. “Well. This is why we train.”
“Bro, you seriously ready to do this? They said you just flatlined on a cot like a couple nights ago.”
Pradeep stops and assesses his fitness, hands on hips. “I am somehow better than I have any right to be. Not perfect. My sternum still hurts. But I’m not nearly as weak as yesterday. Just don’t tell the Doctor we’re doing this.”
“No doubt. Well come on, then. Get on that bad boy. I want to see you pull some gnarly parkour shit up there.”
Pradeep takes out a length of climbing rope about twelve meters long. In one end he ties an alpine hitch. The other end he throws over the lowest crook in the trunk. Then he feeds that end through the loop of the hitch and pulls the rope tight.
“Bingo bango bongo, our boy is ready to roll.”
Pradeep dries his hands on his pants, takes a deep breath, and pulls himself hand over hand up the rope. It is too narrow and cuts into his palms. Gritting his teeth, kicking his toes up crevices in the rough bark, he rises one meter, then two. Somewhere between three and four meters is where he can hook his elbow around a nearly horizontal branch as thick as his leg. Then he swings his foot into the crook where his rope disappears. He shakes the pain out of his hands and peers upward through the greenery. “No real path yet available. This old Quercus agrifolia bastard has just extended itself in every direction. Need a loop.”
Pulling at the rope under his foot, he removes it from the tree. Then he makes a wider arborist’s loop of it on one end and gives himself a second one on the other end. He swings them into the branches, catching onto holds that are sometimes secure enough to bear his weight. He swings out and up, cheered on by Jay’s faint whoops from below. Finally he gets to branches built to a human scale. He sits in a fork of the limbs like a saddle, breathing hard, coiling the ropes and stowing them in his daypack. He takes out a Dyson reader. “After the last storm,” he calls out, “I was doing pull-ups on a branch of that coast fir beside you. And I found the remains of a huge uprooted porcini, just resting on the branch. At first I thought someone had put it up there as a joke. But that was impossible. The storm had blown it down onto the branch from above. So. Logically, giant mushrooms are up here somewhere.”
“Giant edible mushrooms.”
“Likely but uncertain. It was in end stages, just almost a clump of slime. So I’m like 98% sure it was porcini. Couldn’t use the branch after that. No grip. Now up here, I don’t see any troubles yet…” The outer edges of the oak are hung with long Spanish mosses but the interior, along the old trunk and branch lines where he climbs, are mostly dry and clear of life. He needs to get higher.
“Hey, hold the fucking phone. What kind of fir did you say that was?” Jay pulls his eyes from Pradeep’s exploits to study it.
“Coast fir of some variety. I hadn’t identified it. Just used it for pullups. No, the mushroom took my attention first—”
“Cause look at these bristlecones. Seriously, this is a bristlecone fir, dude. This might just be an actual Santa Lucia. Rarest fir tree in the world, dude. Only found in the canyons of Big Sur. Whoa. Seriously. Oh my god. We found an honest to goodness Abies bracteata Santa Lucia on Lisica. Holy shit. We’re gonna be like rockstar famous when we get back. You realize that, right?”
“NDA, Jay.”
“Shit. Right. Forgot about that. Well, some day.”
“Famous?” Pradeep blanches and swings up into the high branches, a good fifteen meters from the ground. “No thank you. I never need to be famous. Just give me a twenty year grant and a cabin somewhere and I will send you papers at regular intervals.”
Pradeep’s motion startles a nesting osprey. The massive black bird launches into the air with a shrill cry, screaming for its mate.
“Oh, no way! You got to get out of there, Prad! Sea eagles are super mean! Territorial! They can fuck you up!”
The osprey wheels into the sky. Now they see the gray and white highlights on her nearly three meter wingspan. She is a cunning hunter and a fierce protector of her nest. She wings quickly back to the tree, swooping past Pradeep, screeching at him.
“Yeah… Yeah, not good here…” Pradeep retreats, hiding behind two narrow trunks growing together. “See here’s a real operational flaw in Alonso’s plan.” He ducks as the osprey swings back at him, beating the nearby branches with her wings. “Theoretically, we are supposed to be collecting samples from every life form on the island.” She circles the tree and tries to attack him from the far side, but the leafy cover is thicker there and she peels away. “So who is going to get the osprey sample, you or me?”
“And her mate.”
“And the eggs? There must be eggs up there. Or hatchlings.”
“I mean, there are…” But the osprey has returned again, interrupting Jay. “There are protocols for sure. We just don’t, I mean, I didn’t bring any gear for trapping and sedating large raptors, did you?”
And now they hear the second osprey, out hunting over the water, returning with cries of urgency. Pradeep makes a quick decision. “Okay. Coming down quick. You might want to, uh, watch out.”
Jay moves as quickly as he can, which is agonizingly slow. He needs to get under cover. Pradeep runs out the limb he’s on and drops crashing down through the outer branches he can reach.
Both ospreys come in hard, reaching through the thicket for him with grasping talons and razor beaks. Pradeep yelps and releases his grip, falling onto a clump of others below. Then he rolls off them to land heavily on the ground. He scrambles away, unhurt, to join Jay under the protective eaves of the Santa Lucia fir. They peer upward. The birds have gone silent.
A trilling whistle pierces the air. Jay realizes it’s being repeated. He just couldn’t pick it out before during all the crashing and screaming birds. He and Pradeep step out and look up, to see a figure far above, a tiny dark silhouette in the canopy of one of the neighboring redwoods, nearly a hundred meters up.
The ospreys wing up toward the figure on a nearby thermal, who holds something out to them. Whoever it is stands on the branch with no concern for the height. They appear to be unsecured, just waiting for the birds. The lead eagle snatches the offering from the human’s hand. Somehow mollified by this, the pair of great birds return to their nest together.
Pradeep and Jay share expressions of open-mouthed shock.
Ξ
Esquibel wakes late. She lies alone on her cot, wrapped in fleece blankets and covered in Mandy’s sleeping bag. She is warm and snug, with no real memory of what came before. Oh, that’s right. Last night was dancing. Celebration. The return of the men.
She yawns and stretches, sitting up. This narrow cell closest to the clean room has become her own. She has not decorated it in any way, but the one clear wall has been filled with shelves stacked with trays and boxes. All the tools of her trade. They are what identify her. Sometimes she wonders what her life would have been like a thousand years ago. She’d be some hedge witch in a village with her stock of plants and poultices and people would hike for days to find her. But she would probably have to live as a hermit in the mountains after they found her in bed with a woman. It would be just her in a hut, alone with the leopards and the crocs.
Something itches in her cleavage, under the tank top she wears when she sleeps. She adjusts it and finds a slip of paper, like what you’d find in a fortune cookie, against her skin. She takes it out, assuming that it’s some manufacturer tag that came loose in the night. But it isn’t. It’s rice paper, folded endwise, so that when she unfolds it three times it’s as long as an uncooked noodle. And there’s writing on it.
DATA INSUFFICIENT. MORE OR NO DEAL. WEDNESDAY NIGHT. SAME LOC AS BEFORE. BURN THIS NOW.
Esquibel goes cold. How…? She covers her breastbone with her palms, hunching over protectively. Where did this come from? How did they get in here? Mandy was here with her at one point, wasn’t she? Oh, the violation! How could this happen?
Then the ice is replaced with fury. How dare they take this risk! So sloppy. Is this what she is getting involved with? No no no, this is too unsafe. If their spycraft is this loose then it certainly increases her own risk. She might break off the deal just because of that.
And what is this about asking for more? Such bald manipulation. Also very concerning. They obviously have no idea how to lure in an asset. Ugh. She may have gone in too hard about Dissatisfaction With The Americans in her contact letter. Now they must think she’s desperate. Well she isn’t. She’s… well, more than anything she’s offended. Legitimacy is hard to come by in this world, especially for an African woman. With this reckless contact she feels like she has been relegated to some lower division. Fine. If nothing else, that will just increase her price.
But she has no more USB sticks to spare. And she has no idea how to find one. Well. Keep her eyes out. It is all she can do. And yes. She will make herself some tea and use the stovetop to burn this note, then if anyone complains of the smoke she can stage a paper napkin or something catching fire.
Ehh, she had woken with such… relaxation. She had been empty. Now she is all anxiety and duplicity. This note is like that black splinter in the bull kelp, its existence solitary but still distorting the whole world around it. Horrible.
Ξ
Triquet wakes before Miriam does. They are tangled together, almost entirely naked. Oh dear, Triq. What have you done now? Never been a homewrecker before. Triquet squeezes their face shut, trying to make all the parts work. Their eyes are too dry. Their mouth. All the muscles of their face and jaw ache. And their neck and shoulders. It’s all a painful mess.
But Lord that was fun. Well, it started with fun. Then it got so goddamn touching and meaningful they couldn’t stand it, with poor Alonso wandering through his internal halls of grief. Then it got fun again, then it got… well… super hot and heavy. What an absolute shocker. Nothing Triquet had ever experienced before. Miriam is by far the best lover they’ve ever had. She was tender and fierce and artful and just so, so connected to Triquet’s every need and desire. Good golly, this is how it’s supposed to be? An ache rises in Triquet’s chest, a deep pang of regret over all the wasted years of fumbling hesitancy and miscommunication. Miriam had driven their body like a fucking speedboat through the waters, her hands and lips so sure.
And now what? Triquet can’t just let that go. It was revelatory, more precious than gold. They’d do anything to have a repeat of it, tonight if she’s willing. But on the other hand, this is a man’s wife. Your boss. Your boss who was tortured for five years and spent all night weeping out his trauma. And here you were, two tents over, banging his wife, singing Siouxsie and the Banshees. Eesh. Not a good look, Triq. And just not, well, what good people do.
Now what? Well, keeping secrets really isn’t Triquet’s way. If it was, they’d have just kept their birth gender and birth name and lived a private life of fantasy in a closet somewhere. But they just couldn’t ever keep their big mouth shut. Fuck. Their sigh sounds more like a groan of pain. It wakes Miriam and she smiles.
“Gor, I feel like shite.” She laughs, a croupy sound. Triquet counts the wrinkles at her eyes, realizing again how many years separate them. Miriam stretches and untangles her arms. “Way too old to be the party people. How you doing, lover?” And she kisses Triquet on the tip of their nose.
“Well, that’s one relief. That you aren’t waking up screeching, ‘What have I done?’ So thanks for that.”
“Why?” Miriam frowns. “What did we do? Nothing indecent, right? I don’t really think…”
“I mean, nothing…” Triquet grasps for a delicate way to put it, “…well, penetrative, but…”
“Exactly. Just some good old-fashioned fooling around. I mean, my menopause is almost upon me, dear, but birth control is still a thing in my life. Assuming you’re…”
“I’m not, I mean we can’t…” But Triquet doesn’t have the brain power this morning or the will to discuss it. “So we’re not…? We’re still friends, yeah? I didn’t ruin anything?”
“Ruin…? Honey, anyone who spends an hour going down on me isn’t ruining a thing. Mother Mary, when I finally came I thought the sky exploded.”
Triquet giggles, worry sheeting from them. “As long as you kept telling stories about Patty Smith and Debbie Harry I couldn’t keep my hands off you. Jesus, Miriam. You’ve met everybody.”
“Well, no. I was just very seriously into dancing in the clubs for a good fifteen years. It may be hard to imagine now, but I had this very particular look that, well, it just worked for me.”
Triquet finds it very easy to imagine, this long-legged, red-headed Irish girl gyrating elegantly under the lights. She must have been a legend. They put a hand on Miriam’s forearm. “You know, um. I have to tell Alonso. About last night. I hope you understand…” But Miriam laughs aloud. “What?”
“No way. We might have to race. I want to tell him first. But I guess you can if you want. He’ll love this.”
“Oh.” This is a scenario Triquet hadn’t considered. “For real? He won’t be jealous or…?”
“Oh, he’ll be fiendishly jealous. But only because he missed out. Not sure how you feel about my big Cuban bear, but I’m sure he’ll want to be part of the fun next time.” Miriam puts a tender hand against Triquet’s heart. “Assuming there is a next time.”
Triquet shakes their head in wonder. “God, who are you people and why has it taken me so long to find you? Of course. Yes, please. I’ve had a crush on Alonso since I first met him. Who wouldn’t? It would be an honor and a pleasure and, like a whole-ass fantasy come true. Just maybe give me a day or two to recover. I’m not as young as I used to be.” Triquet sighs again, and once more it sounds like a groan. They sit up and a headache announces itself. “Water.”
“Good call. Let’s find some.”
They stumble from the tent and the platform hand in hand.
Ξ
Amy sits at the long table in the sub’s belowdecks, facing Morska Vidra and the Mayor, who haven’t yet sat in the chairs provided. At Amy’s side is Katrina, recording everything and taking notes.
Running a finger down a list of words they believe are defined, Amy pulls out, “Uh, dzaadzitch. The word you repeated when you arrived. What is that? Dzaadzitch?” Amy holds her hands out, palms up, and shrugs.
The Mayor speaks slowly. Amy picks out the word katóok.
“Hold on. Hold on…” She consults the list. “No katóok here.”
“Katóok,” Katrina reads from her Eyat glossary. “Variants: dadóok, which can mean cave. Otherwise it means interior.”
“Jay was in a cave. I mean, we’re in a cave right now.”
“Or the island’s interior…” Katrina studies the Mayor’s placid face. No clues there. Katrina points at their feet with the tip of her thumb. “Katóok?” Seeing no response she points to where she guesses the center of Lisica’s hidden valleys and canyons must be. “Or, katóok. Is it out there?”
With her own thumbtip, the Mayor agrees by pointing to the island’s interior and repeating the word katóok.
“Okay. Progress! Yes!” Katrina writes down the word on Amy’s list. “But what about dzaadzitch? There is no mention of any word like it in the lexicons. In Slavic languages the closest you’d get is, well…” She shrugs, thinking, “I mean, maybe like a baby lamb? But Lisica doesn’t have sheep.”
The Mayor interrupts her reasoning with a long, emphatic speech, with plenty more mentions of dzaadzitch and katóok.
“I mean…” Katrina shakes her head, mystified. “We have to assume it’s been a good number of generations and of course they’ve invented their own words in the meantime, especially with all the loan words they eventually got from—”
The Mayor abruptly leans across the table, speaking again, and grasps Katrina by the wrist. She pulls on her arm until their joined limbs hang suspended over the table. With her thumbtip, the Mayor indicates the length of their connected arms.
“Dzaadzitch means arms?” Amy makes the suggestion in a meek voice, hating to be wrong. She grasps her own arm. “Dzaadzitch? Yes? Your arms? Your joined arms?”
The Mayor, still holding Katrina’s arm aloft, shakes both of them for emphasis. She tries to pull it even more taut and nearly lifts Katrina from her seat.
“Wait wait wait.” Katrina struggles to regain her balance, smiling and nodding at their guests. “I think I’ve got it. It’s some kind of connection. The ‘dza’ sound is in a bunch of words. Like, uh, ‘dzáaxʼ kadz’ means ‘string connecting a pair of mittens.’ Right? Like our arms are connected, yeah? Dzaadzitch.”
The Mayor repeats the phrase dzáaxʼ kadz and smiles. She seems mollified by Katrina’s line of reasoning. The Lisican woman uses her free hand to indicate herself, explaining something with a sentence that once again ends with the word katóok.
“You are? You’re katóok? You’re the interior?” Katrina’s smile falters. Wait. Maybe it doesn’t mean what she thinks after all.
“Oh, I get it.” Amy stands. “She’s Lisica. Or the heartland or whatever. Your arms are the conduit connecting the interior world with the exterior. And then you are… well, us. Right?” Amy asks brightly, pointing at Katrina. “Scientists? Uh… Americans?”
The Mayor grunts “Merriguns,” then once more points at herself and says, “Katóok.”
“Americans here. Lisicans here. But here? Who dzaadzitch?”
This prompts a long speech by Morska Vidra, who leans on the table and lists off a number of words.
“Wait. I know that one. That’s a name? I thought it was, like, a condition. These are names he’s listing, yeah?”
Amy nods. “I think so. He keeps saying Jay.”
Repeating it makes Morska Vidra say the name Jay again.
“And Jidadaa? That’s a name? Kula, Jay, Jidadaa? And they are the dzaadzitch, the connection between the island and the outside world? Is that what we’re getting here? I think that’s what we’re getting, Katrina.”
“Okay, but what does that mean?”
“Jidadaa. That’s the key. Remember, that’s the word on the photo we showed them when they got so upset? Said all those items were kept at the other village? Now it’s a person? Maybe it’s a title. Like something hereditary, cause that was an old photo. Too old.”
The four people stand around the table smiling foolishly at each other. The Mayor has released Katrina’s arm.
Katrina goes once more through her notes. “We need to ask Jay what he remembers. Didn’t he say the woman’s name was Kula?”
“The woman with the daughter?” Amy turns to the Lisicans. “Kula…” She puts her hand at one height, then moves it to the side and drops it a bit. “Jidadaa… Yeah? Mother…” She repeats the gesture, indicating one and then the other. “…daughter.”
With a thumbtip, Morska Vidra indicates the daughter. “Jidadaa.” Then he points at The Mayor: “Dzaadzitch.”
“Aha! Progress!” Katrina makes a note of it. “So it is a name! But what does it mean? Okay, so both Jidadaa and the Mayor are what connects the inside and the out.”
“Jay says Kula stole his gear and vanished. I doubt we’ll be seeing them again. And they live on the far side of the river, where we’re forbidden on like pain of death. So… Not sure how we…”
Amy falls silent as the Mayor and Morska Vidra confer, trying to figure out how to communicate more from their end. But nothing seems to resolve. Then Morska Vidra falls silent. He grunts.
An animal sound echoes from further within the sub. It is his silver fox, bleating for them, an expressive urgent note.
Morska Vidra grunts something then turns and bends at the waist. He vanishes through the hatch.
The Mayor regards them. Although her face remains impassive, the depth of her dark gaze indicates how deeply the animal’s call and Morska Vidra’s reaction shook her.
That surprises them all. “What? What is it?” Katrina still hasn’t figured out how to ask a proper question.
For a moment the Mayor looks frail. She places a hand on the table and regards them. “Wetchie-ghuy,” she informs them, tapping at her own chin with her thumbtip. “Moj brat.”
Then she follows Morska Vidra through the hatch.
Amy releases an anxious sigh. “Whoaa. What was that?”
But Katrina can barely hear Amy. She absently shakes her head, implications and glimpses of meaning shooting through her. “Well. Either Wetchie-ghuy is in trouble, or he’s causing it.”
But Amy makes a disbelieving face. “They can tell that from a fox’s cry? Proper names? I mean, I’ve seen some amazingly complex behavior in animals, but…”
“Yeah, I didn’t think about that. Kind of wild. No, I was all caught up in what she said after that. Those were Slavic words. Wetchie-ghuy is the Mayor’s brother.”
Ξ
“Fantastico!” Flavia puts her fishing pole in the crook of her elbow and applauds Maahjabeen, who has lifted a net filled with swarming crabs and placed it atop the kayak. She paddles with urgency; the writhing mass in the net could easily slide back into the water.
“We make these crabs in Tunisia, on La Goulette. With a humiss and oil. So good. But, eh. No chickpeas here. Careful!”
But the crabs have slid back into the water and Maahjabeen almost loses her paddle lunging for the trailing rope. She draws them back to the kayak and places them back atop the deck. “Just like six more strokes!” But when she digs in with the paddle the net slides toward her and against her sprayskirt. “La! Ehhh! They’re scratching at me! I can feel them! Through the fabric of my…!” Paddling frantically, Maahjabeen brings her boat back to shore. She pushes the crab net away and pulls herself free of the boat. Then she reels them in, scowling.
But Flavia is dancing. She celebrates Maahjabeen’s bounty, lifting the net up and counting how many she can see of the wriggling pale brown crabs, some wider than her hand.
“Oh, we have so many ways in Italy of eating crab. And we can make precisely zero of them here on this island! Ha! But imagine. Crab ravioli with ricotta and spinach… Or soup. Garlic and oil…”
“You are driving yourself crazy.”
“How can you do this?” Flavia holds the crabs as Maahjabeen gathers her gear and begins hauling her kayak up the beach. “I did not know what I was getting myself into out here but you did. You do this all the time. Leave civilization. Leave garlic and wine…”
“Not wine. I do not drink.”
“No. Well, but all the finer things in the world. You all make the crazy decision, consciously, to deprive yourselves of restaurants and movies and people and for what? To come out here and catalogue the very last of the last, like a bunch of obsessive compulsive teenagers who can’t leave a few stones in the world unturned. Eh? Why must you live like this? Like monks and nuns.”
“Yes, I think that is part of it.” Maahjabeen looks out over the ocean, shining in alternating bands of silver and gray. “We know that the knowledge we gain out here is deeper. We are that much closer to God.”
“Eh. God. If we are going to be friends then we will have to talk about this god.”
Maahjabeen stops, a storm quick to form in her eyes. “Eh? What about God?”
“I know your religion is very important to you but you will have to understand I have no faith. No god has ever spoken to me. So in that way we are very different. Just please. Keep it in mind.”
“Oh, don’t worry. I’m quite aware that I’m surrounded by unbelievers. It is the way of things, not just for me but for any Muslim who ventures out. You people always make me, eh, code-switch or you threaten me with your atheist outrage. As if an atheist has any basis to feel outrage. I never understand that. Rage, sure, anger and irritation. All that. But I have atheists come at me in the West filled with righteous fury. How is that possible? Where is the righteousness coming from if they are without God?”
“I think it is just people who have been hurt by religion in the past and the outrage comes from those injuries.”
“Yes, well, God is everywhere. And He is good. And so you will not ever get me to stop talking about Allah. He is the Light.”
“Well, you will never get me to stop telling you to stop. So there.”
“Eh. We are a proper Mediterranean standoff.”
“The Fourth Punic War.”
They walk companionably into the camp.
Ξ
Finally the world has stopped spinning. Alonso hasn’t slept all night. Life has beaten down all his doors and he has no defenses left. He is just a bare soul, trapped deep within himself, battered and bloody.
But the fight is over, at least for the time being. He can… rest? No, there’s no rest in him. He is blasted, strung out, attenuated by the chemicals into something less than human. Wrung dry.
How can his muscles be so sore when he has hardly moved for the last, what, eighteen hours? Ai, he is too old for this shit. Party drugs are a young man’s game. It’s easy when you’re twenty-two and pliable as a willow tree. Now he’s skeletal. There’s no bounce back, no sunny disposition to rely upon. Just a broken old man forced to face the remainder of his life with scars and demons and a slow tapering good night. Ugh. This is not the life he signed up for. Claustrophobia drags at him, pulling him into a desperate panic. No no no. This is not how the end will be for Doctor Sergio Alonso Saavedra Colon Ramirez Aguirre. He will not suffer pain. He stares at its baleful inescapability and finds a fatalistic Latin chuckle. No, he will not suffer pain. He will enjoy it.
“I will celebrate it!” His voice is ghastly, hoarse and (yes!) painful! “Nessun Dorma! Nessun Dorma!” Oh it’s like his throat is on fire.
“Knock knock.” Jay climbs the ramp to the Love Palace, his form a shadow behind the mesh.
“Yes, Jay.”
The tent is unzipped and the curly mop of reddish-blond curls ducks through. The youth grins and unslings a small satchel. “How you doing today, O Jefe my Jefe?”
“Fantastic.” Alonso doesn’t care if the boy is immune to his heavy sarcasm. He lets him have it. “Dancing on the ceiling.”
Jay laughs. “Yeah, been there, my dude. The coming-down blues. The worst one I ever heard… One of my high school buddies joined the Marines and he was like stationed in the Philippines?And they dropped acid right before some guerrillas ambushed them in the jungle. He was tripping hard, like peaking, when he got shot. He said he could feel the bullet pushing through his skin and every cell of his body reacting in super-slow—”
“Jay.” Alonso puts up an urgent hand. “Jay. Not another word.”
“Ten-four, boss. Anyway, Miriam sent me in. Said you’d need some of my medicine.”
“Water.”
Jay lifts a familiar metal cylinder from his satchel. “Hot water in the thermos. Here you go. But sip. It’s fucking pipin’, bro. We’ll just pour some into the lid. Now check it out. Honey packets. Amy said she was saving them for a special occasion and I guess this counts. Yeah, get it all in there. That’ll do it.”
Alonso has never experienced anything so soothing. He wants the honey and hot water to continue forever; it is such an immense relief. What an idiot. He had begun his drug trip absolutely drunk. And then he had screamed and cried for hours. None of it good for his throat. And never enough water. But this is like the oasis in the desert. “Gracias, muchas gracias, Jay. I am restored.”
“Miriam said you’d also appreciate one of my little juh-highnts. Ease the pains, dull the edges, get the flow back to flowing.” Jay pulls out a pair of thin joints and presents them against his upraised palm. “One will wake you up and one will let you sleep. Your choice. But they’ve both got some killer terpenes for healing—”
Alonso waves him away. “No. My poor throat. It would kill…”
“Right. Roger that.” Jay is crestfallen. But after a quick moment he perks back up. “Wait! I made some oil! Hold up!”
Before Alonso can protest Jay is back through his tent flap and hurrying across the sand to his hammock. He returns moments later, holding his left side. “Got to slow down, man. Shit hurts. Get too excited about life sometimes.”
Alonso only stares at him with a dull expression. His physical pain is fading now but the mental… it is like his brain is made of concrete. All the channels collapsed and depleted.
Jay pours a dollop of oil into Alonso’s lid cup, nodding like a mad sage. “This’ll cure what ails ya, Jefe. Super strong. You’ll sleep like a baby now. That’s what you need, right?”
“I am…” Alonso swallows, squeezing his eyes shut in pain, “I am currently suffering from the side effects of my last drug trip and you want to fix this by giving me more drugs? Madness. So what will it be with this one? What are the side effects?”
“I already told you. Sleep like a baby. The primary effects will be psychokinetic with some heavy visuals if you let them happen. But then it will knock you the fuck out and when you wake up it will be out of your neural pathways and just stored in your fat for another week or two. You won’t pass any drug tests, that’s for sure. But, I mean, it’s just weed, Alonso. It isn’t a drug.”
Alonso laughs. “You are crazy.” But the siren song of oblivion calls to him and Jay is the only one offering him a way there. “I do need to rest. Well. ¡Salud!” Alonso sips at the water, then finding it not too hot now, he tosses it all back and grins.
The oil puts a vegetal tinge on the back of his tongue. And he doesn’t know if he’s still tripping from the night before or if this is a whole new thing, but he senses filaments growing from the oil into the wall of his trachea, spreading outward like one of Pradeep’s underground fungal networks into every bit of him. A sigh from deep in his bowels takes the concrete out of him. Now he is like a discarded pile of clothes, tossed on the bed. He falls back, heavily, onto the cot and pillows.
Jay laughs in surprise and reaches for Alonso to break his fall but he winces instead and covers the wound to his left side. All he can do is grab the man’s leg.
But Alonso didn’t feel a thing. He is now sailing on a peaceful cloud. He can’t believe the effects hit so soon. This must be a Pavlovian response. A placebo… A palliative. And all the other nice P words he can think of, por su puesto. He grins at handsome Jay from the cot. “No no. I’m okay.”
“Yeah, whoa. Look at you. Yeah, you are. I’ll check up on you from time to time. Make sure you stay that way. So… things went well last night? You covered some ground? I mean, I don’t know if you’re ready to talk about it.”
“It was fine. Everything is fine.” And everything really is. Alonso wonders if this is part of Katrina and Mandy’s therapy. Hit him with the hard stuff to begin then have the gentle hippie boy show up with his balms in the morning. “You are the nicest fellow.”
“Wait til I get you an omelette. Then you’ll think I’m a god.”
They both laugh. Alonso realizes how hungry he is. “Oh, yes, pretty please, my darling. Sorry. My dude. No, it was…” He sighs again, collecting his thoughts. He owes it to Jay to give him a serious answer after the nice things he has done for him. “I can’t say it was hard because it took no effort from me to go back to those horrible places. And something about the way the drugs work meant I didn’t try to run away. So there was no… no struggle on my part, you understand? It was like once it started I was just along for the ride. So I do not blame myself for anything. It would be like getting flushed down the toilet and blaming yourself instead of the sewer for how you smell.” Ah, he likes that analogy. His brain is working again. “What an amazing oil you made. The flow is indeed flowing again. And I am very grateful. I had to face the men who tortured me last night and there was a lot of… yes, a lot of ground that I covered, but still I feel like I have been in a fucking riot. I am just beat up, inside and out. I remember… I remember Triquet was such a sweetheart. And Mandy… I swore she was pulling long shards of glass from my legs. I howled. Or I think I did. Maybe it was only inside my head.”
“No, you definitely howled. For hours.”
“Oh. Well. My apologies to everyone.”
“We were all so glad! I mean, she was barely touching you. But she’s got the gift. Mandy said I’ve got to heal more before she’ll lay hands on me like that but I can’t wait. Girl makes me scream.”
“But how are you?” Alonso reaches out and clasps Jay’s solid forearm. His skin is so soft, the corded muscles beneath admirable and worthy of envy. He is youth personified. The MDMA must not be entirely out of Alonso’s system. Something of the night’s glow illuminates the contact between the two men.
Jay is quite used to spending his time with people on drugs. He leans back, lights his daytime joint, and just shrugs. “Pretty good. Just chillin’. Trying not to open the stitches. Do not want to set myself back, know what I mean?”
Alonso nods. “Yes, but how are you after your… your ordeal? Tell me more. What did it look like, the rest of the island? The island that we will now never see?”
“Yeah, sorry about that. I had no idea that I was bringing about an end to an era! I was just following the job description, man.”
“No. This isn’t over. You made important new allies and it sounds as though there is now maybe a path to speak to this interior village. This… what did Amy call it?”
“We’re calling it the Katóok village now. The one on the other side of the river. And this one at the tunnel mouth with the Mayor is the Dzaadzitch Village, the connecting village.”
“Someone will need to write these words down. I cannot keep them in my head.”
“Sure thing. Yeah. Maybe I do need a full-on molly and massage debriefing like you had here. I mean, not that what I went through is anything like your nightmare, but—”
“Jay, you had screaming natives chasing you through caves with spears! I would say yes! Let Katrina and Mandy heal you. If you are having trouble getting past it, I mean, who wouldn’t after what happened to you?”
“You know, the whole time I was pretty sure you would all be so pissed at me for leaving. I was super stoked when I came back and everyone was so nice.”
“No, we were very angry. It was a very stupid thing. At times you are truly a dangerous moron.”
“Fair enough. Yeah, there’s a third village in there somewhere. And then I guess a whole bunch of other free agents like Kula and Jidadaa floating around. Wetchie-ghuy and his whole deal. But this one thing they said, I couldn’t make sense of. So Jidadaa, she’s only half Lisican, right? She never knew her father, one of the men, right? She said that the men are gone but the men still come. I mean, what does that even…? Blew my freaking mind.”
“Men? I mean, if we just replace the word with soldiers it makes more sense, no? The soldiers left and the soldiers still come. Maybe they had a regular base but now there’s only periodic visits.”
“Poor women. Outcast from all the villages but still stuck here. They said they’d come back with me and I thought we could…” Jay shrugs. “I don’t know. We’d figure something out. Thought we had a deal. But they snaked my shit instead!”
“And they spoke English?”
“Jidadaa spoke some. She’s a smart girl.”
“Good. Good…” Alonso struggles to say more, but his demons seem to have returned. He can hear them calling in the distance, taunting him with their gleeful agonies in a variety of Russian dialects. They are not vanquished, merely held at bay. Well. It is the other side of the MDMA, is it not? It provides respite. But maybe he will never heal, not fully. Not even with Jay’s herbs.
Jay watches the hopeless pall cast over his patient’s eyes. He grabs Alonso’s forearm in turn, like they’re Romans greeting each other. “You know what you need, my brother? You need a good swim. We need to wash your ass clean.”
“I smell that bad?” Alonso is able to unearth a fossilized smile.
“No. Not literally. The opposite of literally. You smell fine.”
“Figuratively.”
“Yeah, that. Also, it gets the weight off your feet and it’s so absolutely fucking cold it all goes numb in just a minute anyway. Can you swim?”
“Yes, I am a good swimmer.”
“You rest. Just let the oil do its work. And when you get up, we’ll get you in the water.”
“Yes, Jay. But wait.”
Jay slowly gathers his things. “Don’t slow me down now. I’m gonna go get that omelette going for you.”
“Listen. I am a data scientist. Of all the people here, I think of the big picture the most. That is my specialty in my field. Yes?”
“Sure. That’s why they pay you the big bucks.”
“There is something happening across many fronts here in Lisica. Not just among what Plexity tells us about the life here, but in a wider sense. The military is unveiling the island in May. You have caused some prophecy to come to life that spells the end of an era. Those children with the golden masks. We are here to witness some change, some transformation, from one world to the next.”
“Yep yep.” Jay nods soberly. “We definitely live in a time of accelerating change. And me, my brakes don’t work so good.”
Chapter 34 – You People Are Wonderful
August 19, 2024
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34 – You People Are Wonderful
“Yes, of course such a thing is possible,” Flavia tells Katrina and Pradeep when they present their idea to everyone at dinner. “I am already making similar filters in Plexity. In fact, if you hadn’t spoken of it I am sure I would have gotten around to making one based on the day and night cycle in the next few days. It is really not that special.”
“Well, sure, mate,” Katrina allows, “but it is when you’re out in the actual web of it, the overlaid matrices in the water with the bull kelp all around. The connective tissues. Bloody hell. I tell you, Alonso…” She turns her attention to the man sitting in his camp chair, his belly like a beach ball stretching his t-shirt. “Plexity is deeply changing the way I look at things for sure.”
“Good. Excellent.” This briefly enlivens him. His energy has not been the best lately. He hasn’t shaved in three days now and the bristles on his cheeks are like entropy, unspooling his carefully-preserved self-image into that of a loathsome old man. And what is the deal with this giant goddamn gut he is suddenly carrying? He was a skeleton in the gulag, and not much more in the hospitals. Gaunt was the word everyone used to describe him. And now he is fat. Is that progress? Well, it may or may not be, but Katrina seeing the world through the Plexity lens sure is. “Tell me what you saw.”
“Well, it’s less about what I saw as much as what I imagined. Lines of influence stretching out in every direction, the past and future, the sea and sky and air, the kelp growing a meter every week and then dying back again, over and over. All these cycles and feedback loops. It really is its own supercomputer, ain’t it?”
“Yes.” Alonso holds his hand up like a conductor about to call for the first notes of Haydn’s Requiem in C Minor. He opens his mouth but the strings do not play. He reaches for his usual grand thoughts but fatigue prevents him from formulating them.
Miriam watches his struggle, knowing too well that she can’t help. If Alonso is unable to reference a masterwork then he will never be satisfied with anything less. But for once she doesn’t sympathize. He needs to dig himself out of this depressive relapse himself. He needs to work on his inner strength. His resiliency. She goes back to her own notes, only half-listening.
“Yeh, it was great…” Katrina finishes lamely, not understanding why Alonso had suddenly fallen silent, visibly unhappy.
But Pradeep isn’t tuned into anyone else at all. Plexity is giving him new returns on his queries and they all blow his mind. “Oh, my god! Alonso. Oh, I’ve never seen…!” Pradeep claps a hand over his mouth, brow furrowed, trying to make better sense of the data.
Alonso turns his heavy head toward the beautiful young man. No, not even Pradeep’s dashing good looks can stir Alonso now. But perhaps his discoveries can. “Yes? What is it, hermano?”
“It’s a, well, it’s just this innocuous cyst. I found it on a stalk of the kelp while I was out on the water. Like an infection. Or a… You know how trees get fungal growths and things? So I found this discolored bubble on the kelp and when I cracked it open I found this thing like a fat splinter inside. Like a dark seed.”
“Yes? And did you send a sample into Plexity?”
“I did! And it just confirmed that it was indeed a fungal infection of the kelp, and identified the fungus down to the class and order. But it had never seen this family. Neither have I. It’s a class of fungal endophytes that may be entirely novel!”
“Congrats, Pradeep!” Amy squeezes his shoulder. “I can’t think of a more fitting thing to name after you.”
A chorus of laughs and reminders that Mandy has a plasmodial slime named after her are called out.
“But that’s not the interesting bit. Look, Alonso.” Pradeep gets up and sits beside Alonso, sharing his screen with him. “Here’s a genetic profile of the little beastie. And here’s a molecular visual. God, these programs are so powerful. Now. Look at this table. These are its environmental interactions.”
“What am I looking at?” Alonso frowns, knowing next to nothing about fungi. “Why are all the values at zero?”
“Because, according to Plexity, it doesn’t interact with anything in its environment. It found no trace of local water or nutrients from the kelp. The fungus doesn’t appear to respire. Or metabolize energy stores. We can only assume it derives its energy somehow from the sun, as all things basically do, but in this case it’s unclear.”
“Wait. What are you saying? Of course it interacts with its environment. That is the hallmark of life!” Now Alonso pulls Pradeep’s machine into his own lap and looks more deeply at the data. “No water, no nutrients, no energy source? Then how does it replicate? What makes it alive?”
“It does seem to be in like a polyp or spore phase. Perhaps it’s just in suspension, waiting for different conditions. But yeah. Ever since you described Plexity and the web of life I’ve been thinking about this. Could we find a counter-example? Would we even recognize it if we did? Would it look like life if it was an isolate?”
“Isolate?” Alonso shakes his head, unable to conceive of such a thing. “I mean, let’s say it doesn’t eat or drink. It is still captured in the substrate of the seaweed’s cells. It is interacting with it, no?”
“Well, what I saw was that it formed a kind of protective sheath around itself. I think it was the sheath that the kelp was reacting to. The spore itself seemed, well, untouched. That’s what I’m saying. Can it be alive if it isn’t connected at all to its surroundings?”
“This is preposterous.” Alonso’s emotions stir, deeply offended. “And I believe you are just playing semantics. It will be a timescale issue, not a—a biological one. We keep this for two years or ten and then it fruits. Isn’t that what a fungus does?”
“Well, yes, but most of the fungi and molds I study are actively feeding and storing energy when they are in their suspended phase. It seems obvious. There’s free energy all around us. Here’s a billion years to figure out how to harvest some of it while you wait for the right conditions to, yes, fruit. But this endophyte isn’t utilizing any of them. Unless Plexity is broken or…”
“There is nothing wrong with Plexity!” Flavia looks up from her dinner of clams and seaweed and noodles. “Perhaps you collected the sample wrong.”
“Perhaps I did.” Pradeep isn’t interested in a fight. He knows he followed all protocols. “Running the sample again is definitely the next thing to do. So I did. Six times. Same results every time.”
“Eh… I guess I don’t understand the problem.” Esquibel has little patience for these highly theoretical discussions. “We seem to have identified it quite properly. It is like a seed, yes? You would not say that the sunflower seeds on my bagel are feeding off it.”
“Well, yes, actually you would. Seeds are alive, only dormant, and their cells are active.” Pradeep shrugs. “They feed off their stores of sugars and starches and wait for the right time to sprout. Now this endophyte also has active cells. The problem is it has no known stores of fuel or resources. It is only a collection of genetic blueprints. But somehow it is humming right along like, like a perpetual motion machine. Immune to its environment. Completely disconnected. I think it’s an alien.”
This is too much for Alonso. An unreasoning irritation shoots through him. “I think you’re the alien.”
Amy rubs her chin. “Are we sure that it fruits? What if this is its mature phase?”
“Amy, please.” This is too much for Alonso.
“I mean, talk about proving the rule. What would even the point of such life be? No reproduction. No respiration. Just… a splinter in a piece of seaweed forever.”
“I think,” Flavia says loudly, “there’s a small matter of the second law of thermodynamics that is having a problem with all of this. If something is producing activity, then they are expending energy. And if there is no energy source then the entire universe collapses because nothing works that way. I thought we all knew this?”
“It’s a mystery, for sure.” Pradeep is delighted at the discussion his endophyte has caused. “And I can’t wait to someday figure out the answer. Until then, I think we can all agree…”
But Pradeep is interrupted by a crash from within the bunker. They all instantly fall silent. Its door swings open.
Jay stands there, his entire left side stained in blood. He falls to his knees and groans. “Home again, home again, jiggity jig.”
Ξ
Maahjabeen returns from the lagoon with a reader, which she is beginning to seriously despise. She almost lost it again. Using one in a kayak is nearly impossible without losing hold of her paddle. She needs a lanyard on it, but there’s no attachment point to the case. She’ll have to figure out something…
Flavia eats a bowl of oatmeal and watches her return to camp. She admires the muscles bunching beneath Maahjabeen’s tight white rashguard. Flavia has never been so fit. She calls out, “You know, Maahjabeen, you remind me of a girl from university. A real beauty. Her name was Flore and she was from Brugge. Every boy in class tried to date her. And some of the girls too. But she was just too shy.”
Yet Maahjabeen is in no mood to hear about the adolescent failings of Flavia’s childhood. She glares at her as she passes. So Flavia gets up and follows her, perversely delighted in the reaction she’s provoking.
“For me, the men I have ever liked, they did not know. I always keep my crushes secret, you know? And the girls. If a girl is pretty, she gets so much attention. I do not want to be just another person bothering them.”
Maahjabeen gives a disbelieving grimace to Flavia. Surely the Italian woman can’t be so dense that she doesn’t even hear what she is saying? She stops at the tables to unload the reader and find a mug for tea.
“So, with Flore, I became her friend instead. She never knew that I had as big a crush on her as anyone. And I listened to all her worries about how the Italian boys were like rubbing up against her in the halls and humping her leg like dogs. She hated all of them. But after she had been there nearly all year she finally told me about the boy she did like. He was quiet, a small and dark boy from Sicily. He was a very serious student and he would never speak unless he had considered his words very thoroughly. His name was Ennio. Nobody knew him well. Nobody thought about him at all. Except Flore.”
Maahjabeen has found her mug and filled it with a sachet and some hot water. Now she retreats to her platform. But Flavia still follows her.
“She made me ask him out the first time, for her. She was too scared. But I didn’t care. I thought it was funny. And it didn’t matter because he was harmless. So one day I stopped him from leaving class and I took him to the benches outside. I told him that Flore liked him and I waited, very excited, to see if he would laugh or throw up or run away. I don’t know. But he did none of these things. He only looked at me and his face grew very serious. Then he looked down and his eyebrows came together. And he thought for a long time before he said a thing. But during that silence I became impressed with Ennio for the very first time. I saw a little bit of what Flore saw in him. Finally, after he was finished with all his thinking, he said, “Okay lo farò. I’ll do it.”
Maahjabeen disappears into her tent to change out of her wet clothes and Flavia sits on the platform outside, nibbling on her oats and continuing her story. “And it was so fantastic. I mean, the way those two fell in love. And I got to have like a front row seat. I was the confidante. They both told me all their big hopes and dreams and all the secret thoughts about how much they really loved the other one. It was like we were a little family for a whole semester…”
The memories silence Flavia and she shakes her head, bemused.
Maahjabeen’s voice calls out, “Yes? And then what happened?”
“Ah.” Flavia remembers why she brought this all up in the first place. “Yes, well, after our third year Flore had to go back to Belgium. And Ennio, oh he thought and thought about it. For weeks he wouldn’t think about anything else. Then when it was time for her to go, he decided. He left behind Torino, which was a very big deal, and joined her up there in Leuven. I visited once on break. They were so happy to see me but it was so cold up there and it rained the whole time. After they graduated they moved back to Sicily. Now they have two kids and she teaches French to adults. A good life, no?”
Maahjabeen pokes her head out of the tent and stares at Flavia with suspicion. “And what does this have to do with me? And, eh, Pradeep, yes? What are you saying?”
Flavia shrugs. “I just hope that I can be a friend. Sometimes I believe it is the closest I will ever get to true love. No, those two ruined me forever. I have had a few modern like relationships, you know? With lots of contracts and mutual agreements and meetings with therapists. Very neurotic. But once you see true love, la! You can’t accept anything less.”
The hostility in Maahjabeen evaporates. Her face softens. “You know… You are right. I am ruined too, but…” She laughs a bit at herself. “You know, Flavia, I want to talk to Pradeep about my mother, but I don’t know how yet. I feel…” Maahjabeen sighs in frustration and falls back into the tent.
Flavia sees this as her invitation and scrambles in after. They sit cross-legged facing each other in the cramped space, sharing the length of Maahjabeen’s sleeping pad. It is salty in here, as if the oceanographer brings the ocean home with her. And there’s a musky scent beneath which somehow accentuates her beauty.
Maahjabeen shakes her head, eyes worried. “I feel like… I think my Ama is a ghost and she is watching over me. And she is, well, my mother would not have liked Pradeep.”
“What? Not liked him? But he is so wonderful!”
“I know!” Maahjabeen squeezes her fists and drops them in her lap. “But to her it wouldn’t matter. He isn’t Muslim. And he isn’t Tunisian. Even if he was from the wrong side of Tunis she would have disapproved! My mother was very modern in many ways but with family, no. Even if he converts she would never love him.”
“And she is watching over you?”
“Sometimes I can feel her and…” Maahjabeen shrugs. “She is not happy. And if I told him about her, and how much she had always been, you know, at the very center of my life, it would be so hard. It would be like she is on the phone listening in. How can I talk about her in a way that will satisfy both her and him?”
“What if you told him what you are telling me right now?”
“I don’t know… That is the other thing about Pradeep. My mother would have hated his… you know, his…” Maahjabeen holds up a trembling hand, “…his anxiety. She would see it as weakness. She would be worried he would pass it down to her grandchildren. And if he fell apart in front of her, ehh…” Maahjabeen throws her hands up, hopeless. “I am glad they will never meet. I am not sure Pradeep would have survived it.”
They sit in companionable silence. Maahjabeen finishes dressing, Flavia completes her meal.
“I did not know you liked girls, Flavia.”
“See, that is what I mean. The people I fancy never know.”
Maahjabeen favors her with a dimpled smile, acknowledging the implication. “I like that I can talk to you about my mother. She loved Sicily. One of her closest friends was from Palermo. Sophia. We went several times when I was young. She would like that you are such a strong woman, Flavia. You do not compromise. And you stand on your own two feet. But she would be worried that you are not married.”
“Ech. No, don’t worry about me. I have a wonderful collection of battery-powered devices and a big dog at home. My life is all in here anyway.” She taps her temple. “Now. Changing subjects, I have some questions for you that are actually about science, if you can believe it. Katrina has set me a problem, well two problems actually. First is the Plexity filter she wants me to develop. And then there is the weather-modeling program we are making for Mandy. I need your input as an oceanographer for both projects. How… eh… how is your maths?”
“I love maths!”
Flavia claps her hands in pleasure. “You do? Oh, that is ingente! Huge! I did not know! Beauty and brains! Wow wow wow. Now I can see why Pradeep is wandering around after you like a dreamy little lamb.”
Maahjabeen rolls her eyes, easing into the familiarity of her new friendship. “Oh, la. You want to talk brains? I can’t even keep up with Pradeep when he starts—”
“No no no, right now we are talking about you, you and your big beautiful brain. These are data science problems so we need to isolate factors that emerge from marine sources, sì?”
“Of course. Alonso keeps making me focus on what he calls the threshold species and conditions. It makes me think a lot about the interactions. I’ve been building water column data for the lagoon.”
“Yes! That! That is what I need. Can you send me your files? Any format. And the more data the better.”
“Of course.” Maahjabeen blanches. “Oh, no. Is that what I think it is? DJ Bubblegum is getting started early tonight, isn’t she?”
Flavia starts moving to the soft disco beat wafting through the camp. “Well, why shouldn’t she? We are celebrating, now that we are all safe and together and happy again.”
Ξ
Alonso walks through the camp in a white sarong, expansive and care-free. His feet don’t even hardly hurt. Ah! What a beautiful night! Windy and cold with a gunmetal ceiling over the sea. Very Sturm und Drang. A Wagnerian kind of night. In this flowing fabric he is both Tristan and Isolde. He is the happiest man alive!
Jay has returned. And Pradeep has recovered. The entire project is back on track! The worries that had been eating away at him can kindly fuck right back off. They can scurry back into the shadows and cracks of his foundation. While things are going so well he can ignore how shaky his base is. Or, rather, he can shake it! “Katrina! Do me a favor and mix in some Bocelli! He is my guilty pleasure! E Pi’u Ti Penso, if you have it!”
Katrina frowns and searches her database. “I… don’t. Real light on the opera tracks, I’m afraid.”
“Well, that is not from any opera. It is a piece written for a movie by the very famous composer—”
“Here. Well. How about… I’ve got Marilyn Horne sings Rossini. Will that do?”
“Will it do?” Alonso makes a grand gesture. “I ask for comfort food and you offer me a—a dinner at a five star restaurant! Yes! Please! Marilyn is a genius. And I am very much in a Rossini kind of melodrama mood.”
And with deft technical wizardry, the mezzo-soprano’s crystal voice weaves seamlessly into Katrina’s lush instrumental beats.
“Ahhh…” Alonso spins slowly in the center of the camp, arms outstretched. Anxieties slough from him like old skin. He is new again. Re-born. Not Teutonic Tristan and Isolde any longer. This torrid Italian tale has swept aside the clouds. Now he is Bianca and Falliero both, demure maid and tragic hero. Passionate and noble. Now if he can only do something about this appalling gut…
He opens his eyes to find Mandy, of all people, dancing before him. She sways awkwardly, unable to embody the lyrical currents of the piece at all, but still Alonso is happy to see her. “Olé! Mandy is here! Arriba!” He claps to have her dance around him, but she evidently doesn’t know the convention. She only stares at him with a goofy smile and sways back and forth in time.
Katrina calls out to her, “Ask him!”
Alonso gives Mandy a face filled with mock-suspicion. “Ask me what? What are you two cooking up now?”
“We were thinking…” Mandy reaches out to Alonso and he mirrors her movement until they’re holding hands. “This might be a good night to resume our therapy.”
“Therapy…” Alonso is so transported he doesn’t even remember at the moment what the word means. But when he does, instead of the darkness it normally brings, he is touched by their persistent concern. He lifts Mandy’s hand to his lips and kisses it. “You are angels. Angels of light and love. I thank you. Yes, if that is what you think will be best, I submit to your expertise. But first we dance!” And he spins her.
Mandy squawks and falls away as Esquibel marches outside, her face preoccupied and cross. But when she sees Alonso drop Mandy she laughs. “No no, Mands. That is no way to properly dance. It’s like this!” And Esquibel gives her hand to Alonso. When he raises it to spin her she pirouettes prettily away.
Mandy gasps from the sand and claps her hands. “Oh my god, Skeeb! I didn’t know you could dance like that!”
“The remnants of a colonial education in Nairobi.” Esquibel rejoins Alonso and they dance lightly together to Marilyn Horne’s soaring voice. He is delighted.
“Oh, Doctor Daine! You are a woman of many surprises!”
“And you…” Esquibel responds to the change in mood she finds out here. She laughs, letting her own cares fall away. “Alonso, you are the craziest Principal Investigator I’ve ever met!”
“What a compliment!” He spins her into an embrace and dips her. They both laugh.
Miriam appears through the ferns from the creek, holding one of the recorders. She exclaims, “Oh, my days!” Then Triquet appears at her side and they both cat-call the dancers.
Alonso gasps and stumbles in the sand. Esquibel falls from his grip. They do not stop laughing. Neither does Mandy as she pulls her lover up.
“Here.” Esquibel holds Mandy in a formal pose. “It is very fun. Let me show you.”
“Oh, Mirrie…” Alonso struggles again to his feet, covered in sand. He slowly gyrates his hips like a hula dancer, beckoning to her. “They’re playing our song.”
Miriam looks at Triquet. “I’ve never heard this song in my life.” She grabs Triquet by the hand and hauls them onto the dance floor to join Alonso. “But that’s never stopped us before.”
Ξ
Cool. Life without a phone. Cool cool. No worries. He can do it. He’s been off-grid before, like down in Baja every Thanksgiving. Come on, Jay. Just four weeks with no electronics. You got this.
But the thing about those times is that he still actually had his phone, he just couldn’t connect with it. But it still had all his stuff on it. Now he has nothing to read. No music to listen to except what Katrina shares. And that’s cool and all. None of it matters. He’s got dope aplenty. And as soon as he gets Esquibel’s stitches out next week he can run and swim again. Katrina speared a goddamn barracuda while he was gone? He needs to get in on that action. And he’ll definitely need something new to do with his downtime. Maybe he could… learn to weave?
See. Normally, recuperating in his hammock here, he’d be listening to Katrina’s beats and playing one of three games on his phone. He has one puzzle, one platformer, and one RPG going at any given time and he cycles through them depending on his mood. Like right now he’d definitely be up for some bullet storm madness. He’s getting restless just sitting here with nothing to do.
Flavia approaches and sits on the edge of the hammock beside him, holding a glass of wine. He grunts as her weight shifts them toward each other. She smiles, already a bit glassy with alcohol, and grabs his arm, squeezing the muscle. “How are you, Jay? I am hoping, per favore, for some of that herb you smoke.”
“Heh.” Jay moves gingerly, trying not to tug on the closing wound. “That’s right. Step right up for your magical herbalism here. And I could use one of those glasses of wine if you—”
“No drinking!” Esquibel calls out from the dance floor as she and Mandy pass by. “Not until you’re off the painkillers. So stupid. Don’t you know anything?”
Jay falls back with a wince. “Yeah yeah. I know. Just looking for a bit of oblivion, Doc, if you don’t mind.” His practiced hands pick apart a nug and sprinkle it across an open rolling paper.
Flavia’s hand slides from his arm to his rib. He is surprised by her familiarity, but Jay is the kind of boy who has no real physical boundaries and doesn’t understand why others do. “They tried to kill you? They really did? It wasn’t just like a… a warning?”
Jay chuckles. “Warning? Nah, dude came at me full force. I’m just super glad the girl screamed. Woke me up just in time. He was definitely going center mass. But I twisted, like, I don’t know, just reflexes, I guess. Hella clean wound, though. I’d like to see that blade. Maybe obsidian, but Miriam said she doesn’t think so.”
Flavia confides, “You know, I do not like this island. And this island, she does not like us.”
“Aw, what? Are you kidding?” Jay smirks in disbelief. “This place is fucking paradise. Come on. Everywhere’s got sketchy locals. An island like this is always gonna have someone claiming it. Just a fact of the modern world, yo. And it’s all settled now. I paid my blood debt. The scary village is like punishing their hunters. The golden childs, the four of them in their masks, we said goodbye. It’s over.”
“I do not like that you saw Wetchie-ghuy.”
“Yeah well I don’t think anyone is ever happy to see that fucker. Must be tough going through life like that. Imagine everyone hating the sight of you. Here. Just a little binger for ya. Should smoke right up.” He holds up a needle thin joint, expertly rolled.
“Aw, grazie, grazie mille.” Flavia plucks it from his fingers and kisses him on the cheek. The wine is definitely making her more emotional and touchy. She should watch herself or something. But the boy does not seem to mind. She remembers sleeping on top of him that one night, taking such comfort in his big frame and strong arms. She wants, somehow, a deeper connection. How do people do that? Flavia gropes for something meaningful to say. “Oh, Jay. How… how is the pain?”
“Sucks. But oh well. Wicked scar, I guess.”
Flavia shakes her head in frustration, his statement so devoid of data she doesn’t know how to proceed. Ai, why can’t the human languages be more like logic languages? She thinks it a dozen times a day. Why must it always be so indirect and messy? He’s so dear, this one. She remembers him and Pradeep showing up at the door of her cell to pledge to defend her. Maybe that is what she can do. “Hey.” She jabs him in the chest. “When they were after me, you swore to protect me. Well. Now it is my turn. If they come for you, Jay. I will protect you. Okay?”
“Thanks, dude. But, you know, I just want my phone back.”
“You understand? We have our backs. Eh. How do you say it?”
“I got your back, Flavia. And you got mine. Ride or die.” He holds up his fist for a bump. She leans in and kisses him instead.
“Cool. Cool cool.” Flavia pulls away, glistening and desirable. Jay has no idea what’s going on. But he’s learned long ago to just roll with it when it comes to girls. Her hand drags across his lap and for a moment he wonders if she’s about to unzip his pants right here in front of everybody. But she snares his lighter instead.
Flavia stands unsteadily and lights the thin joint. She feels stylish, sipping on its smoke like a cheroot. Then Miriam and Triquet spin past and an outstretched hand pulls her into their laughing dance.
Ξ
Alonso is soaked in wine. It perfuses through his tissues, releasing his fears and muddling his thoughts. Oh, if he had only had a cask like this in the gulag! He would have laughed the five years away!
Well, not really. But still. Here, here is his happy place, where his tongue hardly works and thoughts are like deep underwater creatures rising from the void. He is all heart, not head. When all is said and done, he is a creature of emotion despite all his intellectual achievements. Mandy on one side, Katrina on the other. These two sweethearts, working so hard to make sure he gets better. How lucky can he be?
They deposit him in his cocoon in the bedroom of his tent and he snuggles under the covers like he’s about to hear his favorite bedtime story. But he is nowhere near sleep. He is… well, excited. For the first time in about thirty years he’s actually excited to take drugs. He’d forgotten what a pleasure MDMA could be.
Katrina hands him one white pill and he swallows it dry. Then she holds out another, but a percentage of it has been shaved away. “Esquibel and I agreed that one isn’t enough but two may be too much. So your dosage is like 1.8. Here.”
Alonso dutifully swallows the second smaller pill. Katrina hands him a bottle of water. Then she holds out the crumbled sliver that remains to Mandy. “Want just a taste? This will probably just give you a bit of a glow…”
Mandy shrugs. “Sure. Why not.” She pops it into her mouth and immediately gags. “Ugh. So bitter.” She pulls the water from Alonso’s hands. “Gah. How’d you do that, Alonso?”
“Yes…” He realizes he must be very drunk indeed for the bitterness of the pills not to affect him until she mentioned it. He grabs the water back and rinses his mouth. “Very bad. Of course.”
“Lie back.”
“I don’t want to fall asleep.”
Katrina laughs. “Oh, you won’t be sleeping for a good long time, mate. Pretty sure about that.”
“Knock knock.” Miriam enters the tent with Triquet. “Hello, all. Just checking in on the patient.”
Triquet sings, “Ground control to Major Tom… Commencing countdown, engines on…”
“No no,” Katrina giggles. “He just took it. And I was about to join him. Anyone else?” She shakes a couple extra pills into her palm. Triquet and Miriam both accept the offer. They choke the bitter little pills down. Katrina takes hers too.
“Should you, I mean, as the like person in charge…?” Miriam begins, casting a worried glance at Katrina.
“Eh? Oh, mate, I operate far better when I’m rolling than when I’m sober. I’ve got a lot of experience with this drug.”
“I trust you, haiku triplet.” Triquet claps their hands then places them on Alonso’s barrel chest. “Now. How can we help? Is this like laying on of hands? A bit of faith healing for the wicked?”
Alonso laughs and mutters something none of them recognize. They share a few puzzled grimaces and turn to Miriam.
“I haven’t the faintest.” She leans in and pulls the gray curls away from her husband’s face. “What was that, Zo? I think you’re speaking Spanish.”
“Ah.” His eyes slowly come into focus. “I was just saying I love you all and I wish I could just have this experience in my brain. Just this one. Not… all the others.”
“How’s it feel, Doctor Alonso?” Mandy gets in position at the foot of the bed. “Can I put my hands on you?”
“I am…” Alonso sighs wetly and waves vaguely at them all. “A piece of meat for you all to… carve and cook and serve on a platter. Do with me as you will.”
Mandy approves. “What every massage therapist wants to hear.”
But Katrina frowns. “No, it’s not really like that. I mean, for this therapy to be successful you can’t just be… asleep or passive or whatever. This isn’t just massage. We need your help. It’s about what’s within you, yeh? The deepest scars.”
Alonso belches loudly and fills the tent with an unpleasant odor of wine. “Sorry. Forgive me.” He waves the air clear. Then he stares at his upraised hand. It trembles slightly.
“What is it, Zo?” Miriam studies his hand with him.
Katrina laughs at the look in his eye. “Coming online, I’m pretty sure. He should be a few minutes ahead of the rest of us.”
Alonso can’t stop staring at his hand. This hand, this object that he knows better than any other object in the world. His right hand. It has stayed with him throughout his whole life. He remembers it when it was soft and childlike, without all these lines and scars and mismatched skin tones, without the hair on his knuckles and the squared nails that now look like his grandfather’s. He lifts his left hand too, remembering digging in the field as a graduate student. Or throwing a futbol in and racing up the sidelines. These hands. Dios mío, he has done so much with these hands. He has built an empire. A deep, worshipful love for his own hands wells up from within him. He owes these hands everything. They have done so much for him, taken so much abuse for him.
And then he recalls the one they called Sergei fighting his hand into restraints so he could burn his palm with a glowing red wire…
Alonso bucks and his left hand thuds into Triquet’s chest, knocking them back with a surprised grunt.
Miriam snares Alonso’s right hand and kisses it. She says to the others, “Careful now. This is how his dreams have gone these last few weeks. Just make sure he doesn’t hurt you.”
Mandy shares a worried glance with Katrina, who puts a calming hand on Alonso’s shoulder. “We’re fine. It’s all fine. Do you know where you are, Alonso?”
“Yes…” He opens his eyes and tears suddenly stream from their corners. “This is Heaven.” Then he shrugs and his eyes clear. “I mean, do I still know I’m in a tent? Yes. But I can’t remember where the tent is at the moment. Is that okay?”
“It’s fine. Not too clear on it myself. And whooo…!” Katrina rocks back as the drug catalyzes in her blood and brain and sends her rocketing into space. “Here we go! All I know is we’re all on this spaceship together. I just wish I knew who was driving.”
“You are.” Mandy gives Katrina a meaningful glare. “You just told us that you’re more capable on this drug than—”
“Oh, right. Right. The therapy. Alonso! The therapy!”
But he only looks at her face hanging upside-down above his. “Oh, Katrina. I love you so much.”
She kisses his forehead. “Right back at ya, big guy.”
“What is it like…?” Alonso reaches up to her, trying to put his thoughts into words. They wait patiently for him. “To… to… have straight blonde hair? I always wanted to try. So fine. When I am feeling fem and I want anything other than this big thick Cuban forest on my head!”
Now they’re all laughing at him. Miriam pushes his arm. “Oh, Zo. You are such a shallow slut. Remember that time…?” And the memories flash through her, of a warehouse party and a fashion show, with banging techno and a long runway. Alonso had stalked the length of it in a velvet boa and a black satin sheath. Very Tim Curry. Stopped the show in its tracks. But as she tries to describe what she recalls, the memories vanish, leaving only the ache of nostalgia and a deep satisfaction that her life has been so rich.
“I had a dream.” The corner of Alonso’s mouth rises into a scowl. “A nightmare. Over and over.”
“In the goo-log?” Katrina stretches the syllables out into a silly cartoonish sound. “What a dumb word. Goo. Log. Russian is such a weird language. Russkiy takoy strannyy yazyk.”
Alonso talks over her, describes the dream. “I’m in the house of my father’s parents. My Oppy and Nina. And I am very young. But their house is surrounded by Nazis, like real Nazis from World War Two and they are unspooling wire around the house, turning it into a prison, a concentration camp. And we are trapped and cannot leave. Then the doctor, with the black uniform and the white apron, he finds me in the bathroom. He holds a spatula that he has been heating up, until it is white hot. Then he slices into my skull, like he is cutting slices off a block of cheese. And it is so painful. Oh my god, Mirrie, I couldn’t stand the pain.”
“I know, Zo. I know.” She and Triquet both grip Alonso’s shaking hand.
“You would think, in such a terrible place as a gulag, that when I was unconscious I could escape? But no. My poor brain needed to torture me as well. Ah! I hate that dream so much.”
“Okay. So here’s the thing.” Katrina’s eyes open wide and her pupils slowly dilate into focus. “Ehh… What was I…? Yeh. Right. Okay. So that Nazi doctor. The one who sliced your head open. Think about him now.”
“I don’t want to.”
“Well that’s the thing about rolling like this, Alonso. You can. You can think about him all you want and he can’t hurt you any more. You’re safe. You can tell him whatever you want.”
“You know… every time it happens I have the same thoughts. I see the spatula and I think that I am hungry and maybe he will feed me. Then I realize he is going to torture me and I argue with him, mostly that he shouldn’t do such a thing in the bathroom. He will make a mess and my Nina will yell at us.”
“But what do you say to him, Alonso?” The drug charges into Triquet and convinces them that with the force of their words they can invest Alonso with their own strength and courage. They grip Alonso’s arm tight and whisper it again. “What do you say?”
“Eh? Say to him? Uh. Fuck off, Nazi doctor. This is not your house. Leave me alone. This is not your brain to play with.”
“That’s it,” Katrina encourages him. “Tell him what you need to tell him. And then say goodbye. You won’t ever see him again.”
Alonso shakes his head in wonder. “Oh, but I have seen him so many times… ‘Go. Vamos. Get out of my head, you fucking creep. Goodbye. Forever. Go.’” He rolls his eyes up to Katrina. “But he is still here. And I can still feel…” Alonso seizes his head with his hands. Katrina and Miriam cover his face and hair with caresses.
Finally Mandy ventures to touch him. She places her hands against the soles of Alonso’s feet. He barks in surprise.
Alonso sits up, his face clear, his mind forcibly altered. “How did you do that? What did you do? Uh, uh… What is your name?”
“Mandy. I just touched your feet, Doctor Alonso. I grounded you. That’s all.”
“Yes. Yes, you did. Grounded to earth. Huh. The Nazi doctor, he went poof! In my head like a magic spell, he just disappeared! And I… Ah! What is wrong? Why do my feet hurt so much?”
They all share glances, none willing to remind him.
“Ah. They really hurt! Like, they always hurt, you know? But I don’t know why! I don’t understand. I didn’t do anything wrong.”
“No, no you didn’t.” Triquet grabs Alonso’s arm again, trying to share more strength. This is a tremendous figure, this man. Triquet never thought they would be so close to him, to actually wrestle with his demons alongside him. “Look, brother. It’s just original sin, okay? You and me, we were just born this way and for some reason the whole world has to take all their anger out on us. Life is pain, right? But we’ve got each other. And together, we can… I don’t know… We can do anything! Stop time. Stop all the abuse. Build our own empire of love here in this…”
“Love Palace!” Katrina finishes with a giggle. She leans over and kisses Triquet. “Thanks, Triq. That was glorious. You’re the best. The very very best.”
“I am…?” Triquet covers their mouth with a hand, touched. “Not sure I’ve ever been the very very best before.”
“Oh, but you are…” All their voices chime in, with Alonso sitting up again joining them in fawning over Triquet, petting their face and telling them in fast, slurring Spanish just how incredible they are, mind and body and soul.
“Whoa whoa whoa.” Triquet finally falls back a bit and wipes a tear away. “Wait. We’re here for Alonso. We can give me therapy some other time. In fact, I think I’ll make my appointment right now. You people are wonderful.”
Chapter 23 – The Island
June 3, 2024
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23 – The Island
Splash. Katrina is back in the water again. Finally she gets to put her mask and snorkel and fins to use! And the dark water is so refreshing! Maybe a degree or two warmer than the first time she swam in it. But that makes sense. It’s April now. Still bloody cold, though. The shortie wetsuit remains too thin.
Katrina doesn’t know how to do field collections but it doesn’t matter. She’s just a camera platform now. They’ve rigged a GoPro to her mask and whatever she sees gets recorded, to be analyzed and identified later. Jay had been so frustrated to find her mask wouldn’t fit him. Otherwise it would be him down here doing the survey, wouldn’t it? And she’d be deprived of all these wonders.
She’s never seen such a vibrant coral reef. The ones in Australia are nearly all dead. But this one dazzles with color, even in the diffracted gray light of a Lisican morning. Katrina remembers how she was able to warm herself before with deep breaths. She takes several near the surface, bobbing up every few moments to draw it in. Yes, her tingling extremities are starting to function again.
Oh my god, a turtle. A giant honest-to-god sea turtle coasting beneath her feet. Like really giant. She’s had dining room tables that were smaller. And it comes to a rest between two columns of coral, obscured by waving pink nudibranches. It sees her. Its yellow eye tracks her progress. What an amazing sight.
Turtles don’t attack, do they?
Maahjabeen had warned her away from the far side of the lagoon where the densest kelp forest house the otters, who could very well be territorial. She’ll take her chances over here on the reef with moray eels and reef sharks. Not that she’d seen any yet, but she won’t be sticking her hands in any holes.
She makes sure she gets a good view of the turtle before returning to the surface and kicking herself a few meters further along. When she drops back down her breath expels in a sudden gasp. She’s looking down into a bowl ringed by pastel coral and pale seaweed, containing a huge swirling chiaroscuro of neon-bright fish. She can’t believe it. Such a rich sight, unlike any she’s ever had in the water. And they’re every shape and color. Katrina can’t make sense of what she’s seeing. So many species, all floating together. They aren’t even congregating in groups. Just swimming placidly along, nobody eating anyone else. Maybe this is some kind of nursery for all the non-carnivorous fish of the area, where they can grow up in peace. Like some kind of miraculous fish utopia. Skates and rays hover an inch above the sandy floor. Incredible.
She’ll have to tell them not to fish here. It would be a tragedy.
Katrina swims over the far edge of the bowl to deeper waters in the lagoon. She lifts her head to see how far she is from the mouth of it. She’d hate to get sucked out into the surf and die. Yeah. That would not be her favorite thing. But she’s hardly progressed at all. The lagoon is huge, now that she’s swimming in it. She could spend every day of the remaining five weeks exploring it and it would barely be enough time. Well, put that on the list of things she will do every morning, right after retrieving Mandy’s weather station with the drone.
Mandy… Eek. Her romantic attention is really flattering. Katrina has always had a thing for island girls. But there’s something a bit too intense about Mandy’s energy for her, like she’s already scripted out a bunch of scenes and now is having trouble changing them to fit reality. Their flirting isn’t serious. It can’t be. Nothing like a dalliance, right? Hopefully she’ll be able to convince Mandy of that ephemeral truth. If not, well… She can always ghost her. Katrina has probably had to withdraw from more ardent admirers in her life than have them transform into solid friendships. People get so intense, and some boys and girls really get crazy about her raver fairy style. She just loves beauty. But she’s learned you have to cup it lightly like a fledgling in your hand. Otherwise you crush it and it never flies. That’s what so many people don’t get.
She leaves the coral behind and follows a broad floor of sand only sparsely covered with seaweed. She inspects their floating tendrils closely, making sure the camera can see the parasites and brown spots on the broad leaves. That’s for Pradeep. The secret lover boy. Hooray for Maahjabeen healing his fractured soul. Good lord but that would be a sandwich she could happily get between. Those two are so ridiculously beautiful. Sex with gods.
That has been Katrina’s refrain for a long time now. In her rave scene there’s been a long discussion about what could be the best possible drug experience. Like reverse-engineering the whole thing. For millennia we’ve just been consuming what nature gives us, and preparing close analogues. But what if we could start from the other direction? Determine which effect we want and then work toward it with different compounds and tests?
Her friend Karl had always maintained that no drug trip could beat the ability to stop time, or move forward and backward in it like a video editor. He said that must be the ultimate pinnacle of human experience, to see it all. But he was such a techno nerd. His brain was entirely clockwork. Like his friend Hong who said the ultimate drug would be perfect VR, a Star Trek holodeck without limitations. Morgan said it would be alcohol without a hangover and Sadie said it would be talking to ancestor ghosts.
But to Katrina, nothing has ever beaten the prospect of sex with gods. I mean, come on. And not like Zeus raping a swan. No no no. The good stuff. Where the gods love you and take care of you and know just how to please you.
Katrina rises to the surface and blows out her snorkel. She rolls onto her back and looks at the sky, taking the mouthpiece out. Aloud, she declares, “Tell me of anything better than that. And those two are just about as close as we can get to gods.”
“Who are?”
Katrina screams and convulses in the water, her hands flying up to protect her head. She twists around to find Amy beside her in the yellow kayak, having silently glided up to her while she swam.
“Oh my god you gave me a heart attack.”
“Sorry, Katrina! Maahjabeen asked me to come out and keep an eye on you. I thought you’d seen me. And were talking to me. What did you mean? Who are gods?”
“Uhh…” Katrina’s mind races. Her first impulse is to tell her about the secret, share the love! But no. Both Maahjabeen and Pradeep are so private. And Amy is Pradeep’s boss. This isn’t just a friendship thing. So in that case it isn’t hers to tell. Maybe she should lie and say she saw two turtles. Two turtle gods. But lying like that is not her way. Instead, with an open smile, she says, “Bit of a secret, love. But I’ll let you know when I can.”
“Got a crush, do you?” Amy’s voice is mild. “A double crush?”
Katrina laughs, partially in relief at Amy’s bad aim and partially because she hit the target anyway. “More than a couple. I mean, look at—well, like, look at you! I’ve got the hugest crush on you, Doctor Kubota. You’re just so damn cute.”
Amy playfully splashes Katrina with her paddle. “That’s very sweet. But you’re changing the subject. No, I won’t pry. You kids deserve all the secrets you can get. And all the love.”
“We all do!” Katrina spits a stream of water into the air, watching gulls swooping above, white against the gray cloud roof. “Seriously, girlfriend. You’re welcome in my tent any night.”
“Thanks, darling. I’ll save it for a cold one. No, I know what you mean, Katrina. Like when Miriam stole my boyfriend away. I had every reason in the world to be hurt. But I couldn’t. They were two gods and it was such a magical moment, and they never rejected me in the least. I was included in the whole romance. It just had a purity and intensity that took our breaths away. And we all knew it. None of us will ever see anything like that again.”
“Aww. I love love.” Katrina blows Amy a kiss.
Amy attempts to mimic Miriam’s Irish brogue. “I love love too, love. And I’m really glad you’re here.” Amy blows a kiss back to Katrina just as she’s slipping beneath the water, swimming down to the sand floor below. Amy admires her long dirty-blonde hair streaming behind her like a banner. The wind has calmed and the water is clear now. How glorious it is down there. Amy will have to see if the mask fits her. She’d love to snorkel too.
And then a shadow swoops forward from the east, torpedoing toward Katrina. It bumps her with its nose before she even sees it and she explodes in bubbles, losing her air in shock. She claws for the surface as the brown and black mottled body spins past her.
When Katrina surfaces, she’s screaming and gasping.
But Amy is beside herself with glee. “Seal! Northern fur seal I think! Callorhinus! Unbelievable! This must be the furthest south any have been seen in generations!”
“Oh my god, what’s it doing?” Katrina swims frantically toward Amy. The seal has doubled back and bumps against her legs.
“Eh, I don’t know. Hopefully just playing.”
“Playing? Oh my god. It’s huge. You got to help—”
“Oh, yeah, you should definitely get out of the water. Here. Just grab the paddle. We can get you up on the hull.”
“Playing? Seriously?” Katrina doesn’t want to upset the kayak’s balance and roll Amy out so she just clutches the side of the boat. “They don’t let the dogs on Curl Curl Beach play with the sea lions because sometimes they drag them under and drown them, thinking the dogs can hold their breaths as long as sea lions can.”
“Yeah, don’t let him do that.”
“Him? You can tell it’s a him?” Katrina grips the hull of the kayak, her hair plastered sideways over the lifted mask and across her face. To Amy, she looks twelve.
“Well the males are so much bigger. And this one’s pretty big. No, I just think he fancies you, Katrina. Let’s get you back to the beach here…” Amy has to sit leaning away from Katrina to stay upright and she needs to dig to maneuver the boat back to the beach. It’s all she can do not to paddle in a circle.
“Please don’t bite. Please don’t bite. Aaah! He’s nudging me again! Hurry, Amy!”
“Hold your legs up along the hull.” Amy pushes her pace and gets the kayak gliding a bit. Within moments they’re on the grade of soft sand leading to the surf. Katrina stumbles when she finds her footing and charges as well as she can to the beach.
Once she gets to safety she expels a high-pitched “Wow!” to release the remaining panic and turns to haul the nose of the kayak out of the water. Amy pulls herself out and joins her at the verge. Looking across the water, Katrina spots the round head of the seal. “There he is. Hey, mate. Said it before and I’ll say it again. Gotta buy a girl a drink first.”
The seal just blinks at them, his black eyes shining. After a long moment he ducks down and vanishes.
Katrina removes her mask and scans the beach. “I’d like to see just what kind of romantic standards a Northern fur seal has. Hey, Jay! I think it’s your turn next.”
Ξ
There are always so many new projects on the island but Amy won’t forget her beloved birds ever again. The more she studies them, the more there is to study. She has counted twenty-three species as of this morning, six that haven’t been seen at this latitude for a hundred years or more and two species that may be new to science. It’s those two who get most of her attention.
Amy scans the cliffs with her binoculars, searching for the particular silhouettes and tailfeather colors that she first saw three days before. “But how, you may ask, can any pelagic migratory birds remain undiscovered in this day and age?” When she had first seen the long trailing feathers of the tropicbird she had assumed they were red-tailed, as were almost all those in the region. But these are different. Golden yellow tail streamers, unmistakable in direct sunlight yesterday, sent her scurrying for a field guide. To her immense satisfaction, no record of golden-tailed tropicbirds existed. These might be the only ones in the whole world. Phaeton Lisica. Her very own discovery. Tropicbirds look like terns, with the same gleaming white plumage, but these possess marvelous golden tail streamers twice as long as their bodies.
The other new species is something she’s only caught a glimpse of at a distance. It is dusky brown, the size of a robin, with white spots across its back and wings. And they’re fairly numerous. They flit like flakes of dirt among the pristine white and black birds. She focuses on one now, unable to make sense of its behavior among all the other species congregated on the cliffs until she realizes it’s stealing eggs from other nests. The gulls and petrels and murres all take turns chasing it off. That’s how she’ll spot one, by focusing on the squawking of the nesting birds.
It happens again. This is spring and the nesting season is in full swing. Many eggs to steal! A jaeger far above screeches and jabs at its own nest. The dun-colored invader falls away, spinning on a pinned wing. No, it’s holding an egg. Now the egg falls, tumbling down the side of the black cliff, where it lands with a messy detonation of yolk and shell against the rocks below.
She follows the egg-thief as it spins lazily downward, away from the outrage of the jaeger above. There is something off about the bird’s shape. If Amy could only resolve her focus better as it drops. But she can’t get a good look at it until it lands beside the mess of the egg and begins feeding on the bright orange remains.
It has a tiny owl’s head.
At first it looks so preposterous she can’t quite believe it’s real. This is like one of those Frankenstein pranks where a taxidermist has put the wrong head on a random body. There is no way this creature exists. Then she remembers the California pygmy variant of the Northern Spotted Owl, the birds whose imminent extinction stopped logging in redwood forests a generation ago. Their rarity is the stuff of legends.
And on Lisica they are common enough to be a pest. Ha.
Bemused, Amy watches the owl peck away at the egg’s remnants. Then her glasses travel back up the face of the cliff to see how the jaeger is dealing with the loss of the egg. But she overshoots the nest and gets lost near the top of the cliff. The outline of a straight board catches her attention and she takes the glasses from her eyes. Squinting at the spot, she can’t see the timber at this distance. Only by looking again through the binoculars… Yes. There it is, with perhaps a couple other boards there as well. What is that up there? Some kind of derelict viewing platform?
Amy suddenly recalls her time spent in the tunnels searching for Flavia. There had been that one dead-end passage that led to a limb-choked chimney climbing straight to the top. She’d thought daylight might be shining through from way up above…
“Hey, Jay…?” Amy hadn’t even realized she’d left her viewing spot on the beach to re-enter the camp. She’s in a daze, her mind tracing the chimney’s route up the cliff face.
“Yeah, boss?” Jay appears before her, studying her. “You okay? Look like you been smoking some of my stash.”
“No. Fine.” Amy shakes her head to clear it. “Okay. Uh. Guess what? Got a super dangerous adventure for you.”
“Right on!”
“It’s in the tunnels.”
“Even better!”
Ξ
Pradeep hurries into camp, eyes alight, holding a clump of dirt in both hands. It is shot through with white fungus. He holds it like it’s a priceless artifact, eager to share what he’s learned.
Everyone is busy with their own projects. But he isn’t looking to share his news with just anybody. It’s Alonso who will understand. Now where is he?
The big platform has been rebuilt and once again holds the Love Palace. But it is empty. No Alonso. And he isn’t at the tables. That means he must be in the bunker. Pradeep wishes he had a better hold on this clump of dirt. One bump and it will disintegrate in his hands. “Door!” he calls out to Amy as he approaches, and after a quick glance she opens it for him. “Alonso in here?”
She is busy with a washbin. “Don’t know where he is, actually…”
Pradeep looks into each of the cells. They are all empty. The clean room is also empty. Only Flavia works at the long tables on her laptop. Where is everyone? “Flavia, have you seen Alonso?”
She doesn’t look up from her screen. “The sub.”
That stops Pradeep. He has avoided the sub for a good long time now and he doesn’t relish the idea of confronting his anxiety again. “Really?” He balks, wondering if he can store this handful of soil somewhere and wait for Alonso to come back up. But his burning desire to share what he’s learned overrides his hesitancy. “Gah. Fuck this. Fine. Okay. Fine.”
Flavia finally registers this uncharacteristic outburst and turns to regard Pradeep. But he is already gone, marching with purpose toward the trap door and the steps leading down.
She shakes her head in disapproval. They won’t catch her going down there any more. Not as long as Wetchie-ghuy lives.
Pradeep ducks through the hatch connecting the first two rooms of the sub. It’s… different. Triquet has really turned this into a pristine museum, with black and white photos of the base adorning the walls, a few even in frames with glass. A brass lamp stands in a corner and a tattered multi-colored rug hangs from the concave wall. So much warmer and more inviting than it had been. He relaxes a bit. This no longer looks like an opening level from Half Life 2. And there are no monsters here. Just mischievous locals.
“Hello?” His voice still echoes in an eerie way he dislikes. But he can hear murmured voices further in. He ducks through another hatch and finds himself in the claustrophobically narrow passage. The first room is empty but the Captain’s quarters are quite crowded. Pradeep stands in the door and regards them.
Esquibel is in the chair nearest the door. Alonso sits up in the bed. Katrina is perched at its side and Mandy kneels at Alonso’s feet, holding his ankles.
Pradeep has no idea what to make of this scene.
Esquibel holds up a hand to forestall any objections Pradeep may have. “Triquet told us we could.”
Pradeep only nods. Katrina flashes him a brilliant smile. Mandy focuses on Alonso’s feet. But Alonso is happy to see him.
“There…! See, ladies? We cannot move along with all this quite yet. Pradeep has something to share, doesn’t he?”
“Not now, Pradeep.” Esquibel wards him away. “We’re trying to allow Alonso some space to achieve a different…”
“No. This is important. I can tell.” Alonso beckons Pradeep in. “You want to show us something.”
“Just this mychorrizae…” Now he is shy, feeling very much like he’s intruding on a deep intimacy. Pradeep holds it up, soil leaking from his fingers. “But I don’t want to—”
“No, I am very happy you are here.”
Now Esquibel admonishes him. “Alonso, if this is going to work, you need to sit back and not fight what is about to happen.”
“Just let yourself, you know, like stop working for once.” Mandy takes another deep breath.
“Ah. See. That is where you mistake me. About my relationship to work. I am a very lucky man. My work has always been my passion and I cannot divorce the two. Nothing makes me happier to see a young researcher eager to share their discovery. What is it, young researcher? A new type?”
“No. A change. In signaling compounds. Just in the last forty-eight hours. I’ve got proof! They’re talking to each other, Alonso. The trees and the roots and the soil. They’re really talking.” He thrusts his handful of soil under Alonso’s nose. “Roots fixed this photosynthate, right? So the way it works is the mycelium forages nutrients and water from the soil and exchanges them with trees and plants. Now it’s already been established in the literature that these interspecies networks resemble scale-free neural networks with functions akin to memory, recall, cooperative problem-solving, and…”
“Wait.” Esquibel has her hand up again. “Are you telling me that you think the trees are talking to each other?”
Pradeep nods. “Not just me. This theory is pretty well-accepted in the forestry sciences these days. The only real debate is to what extent there may be any meta-cognitive function and how much we should anthropomorphize them. These fungus filaments aren’t really neurons or memory circuits, in certain situations they just act somewhat like them. See, after the last storm, there was a major shift of groundwater resources on the eastern side of the grove. And the mycelium networks from one edge, where there was no water, increased their signaling chemicals and the mycorrhizae at the other edge somehow knew where to find the water, and grew toward it, without knowing themselves where that resource would be! They must have communicated! And I just witnessed it happening here in realtime!”
“Meaning…?” Alonso gropes for the essence of Pradeep’s excitement. He has lost track somewhere along the way…
“Meaning…” Katrina cocks her head to the side, “we can hack the signal network and start singing to the trees?”
This idea strikes Pradeep dumb. He hadn’t even considered interfering in the process. But the notion makes Alonso giggle. He sees himself as a conductor before an entire grove of trees, arms high, inspired by their chorus. He giggles again. What a crazy idea. “A forest of chorus. A chorus forest. Who thought of this…?”
The others look at Alonso with patient indulgence. But Pradeep is a bit crestfallen. He thought this would really galvanize Alonso and prompt him to share even deeper insights into Plexity. Instead he finds him… doing what, exactly? “Uh, I thought of this. But like I said, it’s well-supported in the literature. I’m just the first, I think, to observe it in this type of North American arboreal—”
“No, Pradeep, what you don’t understand,” Esquibel says more gently than she usually does, “is that Alonso has already begun his MDMA-assisted therapy. He took two pills…” She checks her phone. “Fourteen minutes ago. And I think he is starting to feel effects. Are you, Alonso?”
But Alonso can hardly hear her over the unbridled joy suddenly radiating from him. He feels like a child again. Hunching his shoulders, he squeezes his face into a grimace of joy. “Yaaaay!”
Katrina chuckles drily. “I think he feels something, yeh.”
“His feet are finally relaxing, that’s for sure.” Mandy shakes them a trifle, trying to get him to release them further.
Pradeep stands in the middle of the room with his handfuls of dirt, quite sure he’s messed up yet again. His anxiety plucks at his face, narrowing his eyes. He has to retreat. Now. All the way back to the surface. Before he does anything else he’ll regret.
But Esquibel delays him with a soft touch on his wrist. “It’s fine, Pradeep. Everything is fine. It appears Alonso won’t even recall seeing you. I told you, Katrina. Two is too many.”
“He definitely gets the double tap. Lad weighs a hundred kilos. One wouldn’t have done anything. And then he’d tell us it just doesn’t work for him and he wouldn’t ever try it again.”
“Wait.” Alonso sits up. “I took the drugs, didn’t I?”
Katrina nods. “That you did, boss. You’re safe now. Nothing can harm you. That’s what Molly’s got to tell you. You can relax.”
“Really?” At first he doesn’t believe it, but then it is as if a facade on the front of Alonso begins to crumble and fall away. He lifts trembling fingers to his face. Making contact with his own skin instantly changes his emotional state. “Oh, I am so glad I shaved. It feels so much better. Oh. Katrina.”
“Yes, Alonso?”
“You are so beautiful. Would you believe me if I told you I used to be very handsome?”
The room fills with laughter. For a moment Alonso thinks they are laughing at how preposterous that is. He swells himself up to defend the statement but Katrina catches his hand up in hers and kisses it. “Oh, Doctor Alonso. I have no trouble seeing that at all. I mean, you are still so handsome…”
But she obviously doesn’t understand. “No. No no. Not if you think this—this ruin I am now is handsome. It makes me seriously question your standards and taste. Ask Miriam. Ask Amy. She knew me first. Ask them how I used to look. Walking into a room, it would alter… everything. I miss that. Having that power. Such an easy power and I took it for granted.” He looks at Katrina. “You know, Katrina. You know what it is like to have that power. How people look at you with that extra bit of attention? Because you are so beautiful.”
“Aw, shucks…” Katrina just plays along, navigating these ardent emotional streams with ease. But Alonso isn’t done.
“And you, Esquibel. You are so proud and… regal. You know what it is like to—And Mandy… And Pradeep. Ha. We are all a bunch of good-looking motherfuckers in here, aren’t we?”
This makes them all laugh again. Even Pradeep loses his fears about Alonso’s condition. He was preparing to get embarrassed on Alonso’s behalf but the older man is so open and sincere Pradeep can’t bring himself to do it.
“It is a spell we can cast. But after our youth is spent we lose it. We are no longer shiny. We are broken.” But there is no pain in Alonso’s words. It is only an observation.
“How do your feet feel, Alonso?” Mandy ventures to hold them a trifle more firmly.
A single tear rolls down Alonso’s cheek but he doesn’t register it. “They are in agony, thank you.” His brow is otherwise clear. “Oh, I love drugs. Where is Miriam? I need her to kiss me.”
“Remember how we decided she might be more of a distraction? How she thought it would be better for you to find this on your own? Remember?”
But Alonso doesn’t remember. He is caught in the present moment with no memory, no context. “Remember what?” Now the MDMA hits him hard, like a heavy velvet carpet unrolling along his body, weighing him down. A sexual thrill shoots through his loins and he squeezes Katrina’s hand, finding this bare skin contact as intimate as any he’s ever had.
“Isn’t this when you start guiding?” Esquibel still has reservations about this therapy and considers it just a step above witchcraft in the best settings. Trying one of these sessions in a buried sub with an untrained Katrina can’t be the best settings. Oh, well. Esquibel is pretty sure this will be a failure and after a bit she can give up and go back to useful projects for the day.
“Soon,” Katrina says. “This is about a three hour pace we’re on here. No hurry. We want him to wash out everything he might be holding at this level before we can settle and drop down another level. It’s like flushing impurities from a pipe.”
“I love opera.” Alonso informs them of this as if he never has. He begins a rolling baritone introduction to one of his favorite solos, but then interrupts himself. “Ha! Things are getting sweaty in here. I need to… Someone help…” Alonso tears at the snaps on his shirt.
Katrina gently helps him get his shirt off.
Alonso sighs, bitter. “See? Women’s eyes used to light up when they saw this.” He flexes his pecs. “But now… I am just a sad old man. They said I looked like a young Raúl Julia. But ehh… You don’t even know who that is. Yes, I am old.” But as he speaks the bitterness fades and he merely utters them as statements of fact. “Pradeep. You are gorgeous. If I was single, you would probably be the one I chased the most. I love that you love dirt and fungus. You are a crazy freak like me.”
Pradeep smiles his widest and most glassy smile. He is very far from his comfort zone now. Esquibel gives him a dimpled smile. He looks away to Mandy. She is chuckling at him. “Well…” he ventures, “this is excruciating.”
Now they all laugh at Pradeep. He suppresses another urge to flee. He doesn’t want to cause a scene. They do want him here…
“Come. Sit. Tell me more about your fungus in that lovely voice. It is so soothing.”
“Is that what we should be discussing here?” Esquibel didn’t like hearing this might last three hours. This hard wooden chair isn’t nearly comfortable enough for that span.
Katrina smiles. “We should discuss whatever we want to discuss, right, Alonso? Just let the conversation go where it wants to—”
“Yes.” Alonso sits up and draws his legs under him, Mandy withdrawing her hands and sitting back. But he doesn’t even see her. “And I am very interested in you, Pradeep. Your mind. The way it works. The way you see the interconnections. The web of life.” Alonso reaches out and grabs Pradeep’s hand, inadvertently knocking most of the dirt onto the bed. But he doesn’t register that either. He is only looking deeply into Pradeep’s liquid black eyes…
Pradeep is fixated by this gaze. Alonso’s eyes hold such power, such wisdom and tragedy. And also an unapologetic attraction that Pradeep finds strangely comforting. He has never been too hung up on gender roles—he always thought that side of Indian culture was very retrograde—but the romantic regard of another man is new territory to him. Coming from a hero of his makes him feel wanted, as though he belongs. Perhaps this has been the key to his anxiety all along. His conviction that wherever he is, he really isn’t wanted there. Well he is wanted here. He does all he can not to tear his gaze away.
“What a man.” Alonso shakes his head in admiration and breaks his magnetic gaze. “Well. You were going to tell me more about your soil but—oh, no! You spilled it!”
Ξ
Flavia can’t ignore her bladder any longer. It had gotten so bad she had to stop working around 10pm and she’s just been playing solitaire on her laptop for the last ninety minutes. Everyone else is asleep. Yet she can’t abide the thought of going outside in the dark alone. She was hoping her body would just kind of shut down and let her be til morning. It was the after-dinner espresso, she is sure of it, a strong diuretic purging her body of moisture.
Ahhh! She can’t handle it any more. With shallow breaths she closes the laptop’s lid, slips on her camp shoes, and casts about quickly for some kind of weapon. She sees nothing. Well. Maybe there is a stick or something out there.
It is at the forefront of Flavia’s mind as she crosses the bunker to the door that the last time somebody went out alone, as far as she knows, it was Katrina and she was hijacked by those kids for hours.
Wouldn’t Esquibel tell Flavia that she needs to bring someone with her? Well, if it was Esquibel’s idea then Flavia will wake her up. Make her walk the walk, literally. But where is she?
Flavia shines the pale wash of her phone’s screen into each cell. There’s Esquibel, wrapped cozily up with Mandy, both gently snoring and at peace. She realizes this won’t work. It will take Esquibel too long to wake up. Flavia needs to go now.
With a vicious curse under her breath, she spins back to the door. Wetchie-ghuy, I will kick you to death if you are out there. Flavia isn’t religious but still intuitively superstitious. The cold night air, the quiet, and the ground fog are omens. She hurries across the camp.
Halfway to the trenches she sees that a light is on in Jay’s cocoon of a hammock and it gently swings back and forth. Flavia calls out, “Jay. Are you awake?”
The hammock, enclosed by bug netting and covered partially by a diamond-shaped blue tarp, changes shape. Jay sits up. “Flavia? What’s up? What are you doing out here in the wee—?”
“Please, will you come with me to the trenches? I am very scared. I can’t be alone but I can’t wait any more. Per favore.”
“Yeah. Sure. Of course.” Jay unzips his cocoon and hops out barefoot and wearing black boxer briefs and a tank top.
Flavia pauses only for a moment before realizing he isn’t making any other preparations. He just stands there expectant, ready to follow. Such a little boy. He doesn’t even think about shoes…
She wastes no more time getting to the trenches. Jay stands at a respectful distance, turned away, softly singing Bob Marley: “Don’t worry, ‘bout a thing. Cause every little thing’s gonna be alright.”
When Flavia is done she re-joins him, far better composed. She puts a hand on his arm. “Thank you so much. Now we can go back and you can go to sleep.”
“Well now I need a turn first.” And before Flavia can make any protest, Jay steps into the darkness obscuring the trenches. She can hear him, but she suddenly feels very alone. Unwillingly she glances around her. And that’s when she sees the woman watching her. It is Wetchie-ghuy’s woman, the one who showed her how to wear the loop around her wrist. Flavia gasps, stumbling back. Is that another figure behind her in shadow?
A hand spreads across her back and she shrieks. But it is Jay. “Whoa. Careful. Don’t fall into the… Hey, who’s that?”
The woman and the shadow behind her, limned by starlight, haven’t moved.
“Lisicans! Right on! Hey, I hear you like music!” He ambles toward them with a kind of demonstrative bow-legged easy-going manner. “Three little birds,” he sings, “pitch by my doorstep…!”
“Jay. Jay, don’t.” But he is out of reach and she won’t take another step toward them. “Jay!”
He turns, a wide smile on his face. Why Flavia gotta be so harsh? What will the Lisicans think?
Flavia urgently beckons Jay to return. “That is Wetchie-ghuy and his wife. The man who tried to steal me. Come back here.”
“Uhh. Serious?” Jay peers more closely at the shadowed couple. “Huh. They don’t look dangerous.”
This isn’t what she needs to hear. Flavia fills with a black rage. Now she really wants a weapon. Something, anything to brain these people with. And maybe knock some sense into Jay’s head. She points at the cliffs and barks at the Lisicans. “Go. Go away. Bad. Nák. Wetchie-ghuy chán.”
But the figures remain impassive, just watching her.
Jay turns back to her. “Hey, I got an idea.” Impulsively, he grabs Flavia and kisses her, long and passionate. Her eyes go wide. Jay releases her and turns back to the figures in the gloom. “She’s mine. You hear? You can’t have her, dude. We’ve been married for like, uh, two years.” He holds her hands and faces her like they’re being betrothed right now.
Flavia regains her bearings after this unexpected gesture. A part of her wants to think Jay is taking advantage of her during this crisis but what she has seen of him so far, he isn’t like most men. It’s clear to see he really didn’t kiss her for his own pleasure. The earnest expression on his face almost convinces her they’ve actually had a long intimate relationship. She smiles widely and squeezes his hands, then kisses him back, needing to go on tiptoes to reach him. Despite the sham nature of it, it still feels nice. Flavia can’t remember the last time she kissed someone like he was her boyfriend. She places a hand alongside his cheek and leans in, demonstrating her ardor. Jay gives her a soft smile, for once appearing older than his age. Ai me. When he settles down he is actually quite nice to look at, isn’t he?
After a long moment, the tender spell breaks and she looks away. The two Lisicans have vanished. They are alone here in the dark. She leans into Jay, shivering, the chill starting to penetrate her bones. “Take me back to bed, darling,” she says loudly.
“Sure thing, princess.” Then Jay giggles, realizing he just called Flavia of all people a princess. He restrains the impulse to pat her bottom, like he used to do with his college girlfriend Carine. She used to like it. He wasn’t sure if Flavia would. Actually, he’s pretty damn sure she wouldn’t. They pass by the spot the two Lisicans had stood. Definitely empty. “Man. If you weren’t with me, Flavia, I’d think that was some kind of hallucination.”
“And if you weren’t with me, Jay, I don’t know if I’d still be here.” She shivers again, dragging his left arm over her shoulders. The big ox is warm, that’s for sure. And she likes his chances if it comes to a fight. Also, he is a good cook. She looks up at his face. This is a quality individual here. He just put himself in danger for her, without a single thought of himself. Flavia hadn’t thought much of Jay until this moment. In fact, they probably hadn’t spoken more than a handful of words to each other over the last three weeks. But now she can tell she had dismissed him unfairly.
They pass by his hammock. “Guess I’ll walk you to your door. Hell of a date, Flavia. Maybe next time I take you out bowling?”
She giggles, clutching at him again. Now Flavia is warming up and the fear that spiked her insides is melting like an icicle. “The crazy thing about you, Jay, is nobody here is such an American. But in a good way.”
“Ehh… I think of myself more of a Californian, actually. We have less to be ashamed of. I mean, yeah we exterminated all our natives too and set up a capitalist techno-state along the coast. But we still got that surfer vibe, bra. Awesome food. Killer weed.”
The more he talks, the less she likes him. They stand at the door of the bunker and Flavia hushes him with a finger against his lips. They peer into the darkness, still holding hands.
“They might need to see,” he reasons, “a good night kiss.”
But Flavia shakes her head no. “This is stupid. Wives and their husbands don’t say good night to each other at doors like this. They go inside together.” Flavia thinks this through. Lisicans have been in the bunker. Wetchie-ghuy and his wife could also get in. They could find her alone in her cell, sleeping in that cot. She clutches at Jay. “Would it be too much to ask, Jay…?”
But he has come to a different conclusion. The camp is clear. He can say good night to Flavia and get back to the fantasy novel he was reading on his phone. Druss, Captain of the Ax, was just about to do something epic. “Ask what?”
“For you to spend the night with me?”
Jay looks at Flavia with surprise. “For real? Me? In your bed?”
“In my bed. So I can feel safe. And sleep. So if they come in, they can see that I am still with my husband.”
“Yeah. Sure.” Jay shakes his head and grimaces though. “But I gotta confess, as a feminist, I’m not really into this, though.”
His preposterous statement catches Flavia opening the door and she can’t help but laugh, too loud in the quiet bunker. “Wait wait wait. A… feminist? You?” she whispers, needing very much to hear the rest of this train of thought.
“Yeah. I’m all about my sisters, yo,” Jay whispers in reply, following Flavia to her cell. “And I’m happy to keep you safe tonight but it can’t be the longterm answer, you know what I’m saying? The power has to rest in the woman’s hands.”
Flavia shakes her head, bemused. She leads him into her cell and rearranges the sleeping bag on the cot. “I never hear a man talking like this. Who even raised you?”
“Hippies.”
“Ah. I did not have them growing up, I guess.”
“Yeah, once I called my brother a bitch and my Mom whooped me for like half an hour. Said keep that misogynistic shit out of your mouth. Learned the lesson young.”
“Good for your mother. Do you mind being against the wall?”
“Don’t care.” Jay stretches out on the cot. “Sleep like a dog. It’s getting late, isn’t it? Well. Good night.”
He folds his arms under his head and closes his eyes. Flavia looks at him, nearly two meters in length and no more than eighty kilos. He is all long lean muscle and no fat. And his face carries not a care in the world. It causes resentment in her, that a shining golden boy like this can live such a carefree life, untroubled by all the issues mere mortals like her contend with.
She lies down beside him, his shoulder her pillow. Yes, he is quite warm. Almost as comfortable as Boris her big Alsatian. And just about as complicated.
Flavia sleeps better than she has since she got to the island.