Chapter 40 – The Rest Of Us Can Hide
September 30, 2024
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40 – The Rest Of Us Can Hide
Katrina kneels before the golden childs in the gray rainstorm. They’ve rigged a tarp up over the door of the bunker where four of their guardians huddle, protected from the downpour. The masked figures will not come inside and they will not leave. So the crew have done what they can. She offers a steaming pot of hot water and four mugs. “Here you go, lads. Warm the core. Wait. Wasn’t there a fifth one? What happened to him?”
They make no move to accept the tray or what it holds.
She sits back, studying them, and zips her parka tighter, all the way up to her nose, so cold drafts don’t go down her neck. But here they sit, naked save for loincloths and masks, without a care in the world. They aren’t even shivering.
These aren’t the original golden childs. One looks old, with a bit of a paunch. He definitely wasn’t here before. And the others are new too, two young and slender, one kind of stocky with pale blond curls and ochre skin. Their loincloths are cured leather, twisted in sumo wrestler fashion. The world’s burliest thongs.
Otherwise they are barefoot and naked. Their hands and feet are darker than the rest, nails long and dirty. They somehow seem more primitive than the Dzaadzitch villagers, almost from an earlier era. She lifts a mug and sips from it. “Mmmm…! Good!”
Katrina offers the mug to the person seated closest. They don’t respond. Bollocks.
“Lisica.” She points at the ground. “Yeh? Uh, dzaadzitch and katóok. Wetchie-ghuy. Morska Vidra. Yesiniy. Uh…” No she doesn’t know any more of their proper names. She taps at her own chest. “Katrina. Pleasure to meet you. Katrina.”
Their faces are all pointed at her. They do seem to be paying attention. Each mask looks like a beetle’s back, with a line down the center dividing it into two curved faces, rich with gold. “Can I ask? How do you get the pollen to stick on there? And can you actually see through?” She lifts a hand, finger extended. But the golden child leans away, avoiding contact. She drops her hand, no point in forcing the issue. These people are here to help, right? Keep those wicked sorcerers from stealing any more of them away?
“Just how old are they, anyway? The shamans. Wetchie-ghuy? Fifty? Sixty? More? I wonder if they knew Maureen Dowerd. I mean, wouldn’t that just sort of neatly tie up a bunch of things? Maybe you lot popped out of a tunnel in like 1962 and scared the soldiers and they thought the only reasonable response would be to bury an entire fucking sub in the beach. Yeh. Because that makes sense. Maybe when they arrived there was a Jidadaa too. End of an era. Now coming faster and more furious for sure.”
The rain falls harder, angling under the tarp and wetting the legs of several golden childs. They seem unconcerned.
“Could I offer some blankets? Umbrellas? I mean, you blokes shouldn’t just sit out here like this. You’ll catch your death.”
Katrina stands, wiping the wet sand from her knees. She views the camp. Yep. There’s the fifth one, sitting out there miserably at the edge of the platforms. “How do you keep the pollen from just washing off?” she calls out but of course she gets no response. She shakes her head. “So many questions.”
Opening the door of reeds and twine behind her, she re-enters the bunker. Here there is life and noise and warmth, everyone working in close quarters on all their projects.
“No?” Amy sees that the tray is still in Katrina’s hands. She is crestfallen. “I don’t like that they won’t take my tea. I’ve always argued that a good cup of tea is a universal language of love.”
“They won’t take anything. Still won’t say a word. One poor blighter is in the middle of camp just getting drenched.”
Amy relieves Katrina of the tray and disappears into the back. Katrina sits heavily on an unoccupied bin, discouraged and tired.
Jay sits beside her, rattling away on a keyboard, organizing his notes from the day before. “What’s another word for scaly?”
“Reptilian? Segmented? Uh… That’s actually a hard one.”
“I know! And I’ve already used scaly like five times.”
“I thought there were no reptiles or snakes on the island.”
“Aw, I hope that isn’t true. But I meant this.” Jay gingerly lifts his shirt to display the line of scabs falling away from his healing wound. “Gonna have a wicked scar for sure.”
“Oh, you’re the reptile. God, Jay, that looks mean.”
“It was super shallow. Ridiculous luck. Otherwise it was like goodbye liver. And it’s doing much better. I think the humid air is what it needs right now. And the cold doesn’t hurt much either. I figure by the time this storm is over I can resume normal activities like a real man.”
“A real man.” Miriam sits on the other side of Jay, working on her own notes. She chuckles. “Just what we need. Doll, you know that as soon as you can move around you’re just going to hurt yourself again. Even I know that about you, and we just met.”
“Damn. Hurtful, Miriam. Very hurtful.” Jay scowls at her. “I thought you liked me.”
“Oh, I do, darling. I adore you. But I think you’ve demonstrated what kind of trouble you like to get into.”
“I can be safe. I hardly ever get injured at home.”
“Safe? Okay. Tell us what you plan to do once you heal up?”
“Well. I’m gonna reef dive for some more of those rockfish. And there’s the matter of Sherman’s osprey platform, so we got to climb that tree. And…”
“Need I say more?” Miriam chuckles at him. Katrina joins her. “One man wrecking crew, you are.”
Jay frowns, somewhat offended. “I’ll take that as a compliment. Fine. Nothing but dead weight to you, I guess. Just recuperating in the bunker every day eating you out of house and home.” He rattles off a few more typed words and then signs out of his account. With a sigh, he turns to Katrina. “Hey, do you think they’ll let us into the sub for a while?”
“Probably not. Why?”
“Cause I’m bored and I’m fucking sick of this reality. Let’s drop some of your acid down there and find a new one.”
“Yuuup.” Katrina likes the sound of that. She’s been wanting to dose but she didn’t want to do it alone. Not here. Not with all the challenges facing them. But with a buddy? “Yeh, I could definitely use a restart on this day.”
“Do you really think…?” Miriam frowns at them, but then shakes her head no. “No. I swore I’d never be the old person bumming out anyone’s trip. Fair play. Get along then. Just remember to drink a lot of water.” She leans in, conspiratorial. “And whatever you do, for god’s sake don’t mention it to Esquibel.”
“Should we invite anyone else?” Jay stands, wincing. The incision still crackles like a bolt of electricity from time to time.
“I say…” Katrina recalls this particular batch of blotter. It’s jet fuel. Super pure, and some of the strongest LSD she’s ever had. “Let’s keep it with the professionals this time. Make sure this drug works in this setting. Then we can try again later with others.”
“Cool cool. Let me just grab my herb and some layers and I’ll meet you in the back, little lady.”
“And I’ll just grab a couple itsy-bitsy tiny little bits of paper. And some water. Be right there.”
They both depart. Miriam shakes her head, bemused. “Ah, youth. Well, at least they have each other.”
A few minutes later Katrina has recreated the scene they shared on molly. Jay sits on a bench in the closest chamber in the sub to the stairs leading back to the surface. She has brought her laptop, to spin beats, and a couple of her fairy lights for color. Triquet has recently finished their work down here and it has transformed into a snug little museum-piece of a setting.
The millimeter square of paper settles under Jay’s tongue. “Like the world’s tiniest postage stamp.” He lights a joint and passes it to her. This is his Jack, to give them enough energy to ride this wave.
“Yeh, and you’re the envelope with the letter inside. And I just mailed your ass to the moon!” She leans in and kisses Jay.
He grunts in surprise and responds, her lips so soft and hot and wet. But she breaks off and stares at him.
“Sorry. Already breaking the barriers. Drugs haven’t even kicked in yet.”
“You’re good.” He thinks to draw her in for another kiss but no, this isn’t a hookup kind of situation, is it? This is psychedelia time.
“Don’t know why but coming on,” Katrina confesses, “this acid makes me really horny. But only for the first bit. So if you find me grinding up on you, nothing personal, right, mate?”
“Now that one, I can’t tell if it’s a compliment or an insult.”
They both laugh. Katrina leans against Jay. “No no. You’re hot and you know it. You’re even quite lovable. But we’re not…” She shakes her head at the improbability of Jay ever being her lover.
He agrees. “Yeah. You are too. I mean, back in high school they were always trying to hook me up with all the blonde chicks. Like some people just want to see all the blondes together.”
“Like some kind of busybody Nazi eugenics.”
“Yeah, now that I think of it. But no. Like, I could just see one of my old buddies trying to hook me up with his younger sister and then I find out it’s you.”
“Ha. You’re not that much older.” She leans forward, the first filaments of the lysergic acid uncoiling in her spine. Katrina kneads his thighs like a kitten making biscuits. “Ooo and you don’t know my brother. Although I think you’d like Pavel. He’d think you’re cool, for sure.”
Jay takes a huge drag on the joint, remembering that this entire endeavor is about changing his headspace. Katrina is complex, a jewel with more facets than he can count. But it’s all beauty through and through. No flaws. Just… brilliance. “Oh, man. Here come some visuals. Thank the maker. Man… Aw, you’ve got like little fairy flowers growing out of your eyelashes. Like…” He reaches out to touch them. “I needed this, yo. I’m used to having my phone, you know. My screentime. But now my whole optical nerve is like atrophying because that nasty old hag stole my shit.”
Katrina runs a fingertip over her own eyelashes. “What kind of flowers? I can’t feel them.” A flush envelops her and she presses herself forward against him. The contact feels so good she nearly swoons. With a drunken laugh she rolls her head against his chest. “My, you’ve got some fine muscles, lad.”
But Jay is blinking at the far wall, his vision fully engaged. Patches of lurid color bloom beneath the sepia tones of the photos Triquet has hung, bringing them to life. “Would you look at that.” It’s like an invisible hand is colorizing the old photos in realtime. On one portrait a flush of health appears on the smiling cheeks of some lieutenant. His hair gleams blue black. “Katrina… Dude. Can you see that?”
“Hmm?” Katrina looks up, realizing she was fumbling with Jay’s fly. Then he realizes it. “Oh. Oops. Like I said, I turn into this hot little devil, at least for the next like half hour. See what?”
She turns to look at the bare, cold chamber behind her. It holds no interest to her. In fact, it’s the exact opposite of Jay’s warmth. She backs up against him, snuggling close.
He chuckles. “Damn, girl. You sure you aren’t rolling instead of tripping? I’ve never seen anyone get so randy on acid.”
“Yeah, it just… plays my brain… like a… an oboe.” The words are halting and wrong. She laughs instead, an inebriated snort. “And I get all vibrate-y. Will you brush my hair? I bet I’d love it if you brush my hair. Like a cat.”
“Uh, sure.” Not really what he had in mind, but whatever floats her boat. It’s her acid, after all.
She turns around on the floor and leans back against his knees, pushing them open. Then she holds out a hairbrush over her shoulder. “You don’t have to. Except I really really… Yeh. I guess you have to.”
“I guess I have to. Sorry. Just not very practiced with…” He lightly strokes her scalp with the brush but the long fine hairs start to tangle. “Uh…”
“Long smooth strokes. That’s it. From root to end. Ahh. Oh, that feels lovely. And it’s a really fine man doing it.” She wiggles her hips in pleasure, rolling them up against his feet bracing her.
“I just…” Jay has to focus on what he’s doing to make it work. His eyes are starting to lose focus on her honey hair. “I mean, why do you think Jidadaa did it?”
That stops her. Katrina comes back to herself, the sensation falling away. “Huh. Jidadaa. She’s so awesome. What about her?”
“Yeah, well, you can have her. She keeps calling me the lidass and expecting me to kill everyone on the island. I mean, what is up with that? I’m just a surfer, girl.”
“Why did you stop brushing?” Jay dutifully resumes. “No, I think she’s wonderful. Don’t you think she is?”
“I mean, I think the word for her is unique.”
“Yes! So special. I’ve never met anyone like her.” Katrina turns to stare at Jay, a wicked little gleam in her eye.
“Well, you can forget about whatever naughty thought you got going in your little head because she doesn’t do drugs. Not even weed. Now her mom…”
Katrina collapses against him again. “Bummer. Brush!”
“Brushing. Your hair is so fine. And straight. I never had straight hair. Mine’s always been so curly. You’re like a spider… Like if Medusa… Instead of snakes you had spider silk…”
“Now it’s my turn to say I’m not sure if that’s a compliment or an insult. So. What do you say? I’ve got about twenty more minutes of the hots. Oral sex, yay or nay?”
But Jay drops a hand on her shoulder for her attention. Oops. Did she go too far? Again? She pivots to him, an apologetic smile on her face. But Jay isn’t looking at her.
He’s staring at the hatch to his left, leading deeper into the sub. One of the golden childs is there, facing them. But this one is a bit different. The mask is more ornate. They wear a necklace of feather and bone. The man wearing it is older, to judge by the wrinkles and sagging skin of his belly and chest.
“Oh, Christ. Don’t scare us like that, grandpa!” Katrina pulls herself away from Jay and hauls herself onto the bench beside him. After a long moment she says, “Hello? Konnichi-wa? Uh, mushi mushi? What do you think? Should I offer to dose him?”
A rough voice comes from behind the mask. “Chto ne tak s toboy? Ty boleyesh’?”
Katrina blinks. Wait. She can understand those words. “That’s Russian. That bloke just spoke Russian.”
“What did he say?”
“He asked what is wrong with me? Am I sick?” She shakes her head no and answers the golden… man? “Net, otets. Prosto na narkotikakh.” She translates for Jay. “No, father. Just on drugs.”
Ξ
“Yes?” Alonso looks up from his laptop to see whose shadow it is darkening the door of his cell. The rain drums so loud on the tarps and steel roof that he doesn’t think he’ll hear the answer. He squints. Who is that?
“I said, ‘Can I ask you a question?’” Triquet repeats more loudly, feeling like they’re intruding on some senile elder who needs to be shouted at. Alonso is perched on his cot with a lap blanket, shawl, and half-moon reading glasses. He looks like Santa taking a day off.
“Yes?” Alonso repeats in the same gruff manner as before.
Now Triquet hesitates. What the hell do they think they’re doing in there? The man is obviously busy working. He has no time for Triquet’s gossip. Or whatever it is. Triquet turns away, suddenly ashamed, clutching the hem of their housegown. “You know, never mind. I’ll catch up with you when you’re not so…”
“No no. I need a break. Plexity is just laughing at me today. I can’t make it do anything any more. The creation has surpassed its creator and I have to learn to let go.”
“Yes…” Triquet lingers in the door. “They grow up so fast. But what’s wrong with it?”
“Ehh…” Alonso leans back, removing his glasses and rubbing his eyes. “It’s just maths. A trick I was trying to use to change the bounded requirements of this dataset. If we can derive meaningful relationships from fewer data points then maybe…” He sighs, not wanting to say it aloud. “It’s possible we don’t have to do so much collecting to achieve the same results.”
“Well that sounds promising.” Triquet tries to be bright, even when their insides are in turmoil. Alonso deserves that much.
“It would be if I could make it work! But there is some fly in the ointment somewhere, preventing the results from computing properly. And I just can’t find it. It is driving me crazy. So, yes. Please ask me your question. But come in here so we aren’t shouting at each other like drunk college kids.”
“Roll Tide!” Triquet bellows, then chuckles at themself and with a measure of meekness enters the cell and sits on the side of Alonso’s cot, picking at the dried resin on their arm that still covers the eagle bite. “Nice job with the…” Triquet waves at the blank walls in a fruitless attempt at making small talk. “Love what you’ve done with the place.”
“Your question?”
“Yes…” Triquet takes a deep breath, knowing they’re about to make a terrible mistake. Oh, well. “Have you ever been in love with a married woman?”
Alonso shrugs, not absorbing the question. His laptop screen is still mocking him. So he closes it. “Only Miriam. Why? Ah.”
Triquet nods solemnly. “I wasn’t going to talk to you at first. And then I thought, why would I do that? Why would I hide…?”
“It is fine. She told me of your night together. All the lurid details. And yes. She is very lovable. I grant you that. Ha. So she has cast her spell again, has she?” Alonso leans back, a pleased smile warming him. Yes, he needs a change of topic and this is perfect. A way to think with his heart instead of his head.
“So you aren’t upset? Threatened?”
“Threatened? Why? Are you planning on stealing her away from me? She told me you both had other ideas…”
“I am. She’s right. No. Not steal at all. It’s just hard to hear, for most people, that somebody is in love with their wife.”
“Do you know how many times I have had this conversation over the years? Oy oy oy. Especially when we were both teaching at Boston College together. I would be sitting in my office hours and some frat boy would come in and challenge me to a duel over her favors like we were knights at Camelot.”
“Really? A duel?”
“Well, once. And he was a tremendous nerd, the kind who would roleplay as a fantasy character on weekends. He had no idea that Miriam hates that shit. He didn’t have a chance.”
“Oh, dear. If she hates nerds I don’t like my chances.”
“Well, there are nerds and there are nerds. And you are much more stylish than that, my dear Triquet. No. I’d say your chances with my wife are pretty great. She understands how special and wonderful you are. And now she is falling in love with you too.”
Triquet mouths the words ‘thank you,’ tears welling up in their eyes, surprised by the immense tenderness they feel for Alonso. “She is… You are both so amazing. I just… I mean, I can’t believe the life she’s led! When she told me about going on a hike with Joan Didion I almost fell out of my chair. She knows everybody.”
Alonso chuckles. “Yes, Joan was smitten with Miriam as well. Those were good days. Very happy. It has definitely been a good life. I just hope…” And now tears fill Alonso’s eyes all of a sudden and fear grips his throat.
Triquet grimaces. “Look. It’s still hard. There’s still jealousy. And insecurity. No matter how hard we try to balance—”
“No, it isn’t that,” Alonso forces the words through. “I mean, sure, yes, you’re right. You will both need to take very good care of me to not feel left out, that’s for sure. But that’s not what worries me. We’ve had such amazing lives. Like, every academic dream I ever had has come true, and a whole bunch of others beside. You want names? When I was very young I shared a bed with Andy Warhol. The Tom Tom Club. Elton John once stuck his hand down my pants. I could go on and on. And I’m not any kind of mystic or religious nut, but it always felt like I was using up more than my fair share of beauty and light. I knew there must someday be darkness ahead. And there was. Oh, there certainly was. I could face what they did to me in the gulag, at least a little bit, because I knew that I had already enjoyed the glorious meal and this was just the bill come due. But it makes me worry. Miriam has never fallen from her heights. And I’m so afraid that when she does, because she has risen so very high…” He shakes his head in despair. “She doesn’t know… You don’t know. How dark life can be.”
Triquet nods in compassion and grasps Alonso’s thick forearm. “I think you’re probably the strongest man I’ve ever met.”
“Yes, that’s the stuff. You want to steal my wife I better get some damn fine honeyed words in the deal.”
“I can’t imagine stealing. Only… joining…” Triquet hopes it doesn’t sound like a come on. But then they hope it does.
“Yes, but why are you so shy with me? Eh? I am not used to it. I am used to being like Mirrie. Having people throw themselves… I mean, here.” Alonso takes out his phone. He presses his mouth into a thin line, opening a folder of photos he hasn’t looked at since he regained access to them. He swipes quickly through scenes he remembers so well, as if they’d happened yesterday, but at the same time a century ago, and to somebody else. Then he finds the picture he wants. It is 1993 and he is in Vancouver with Kevin and Chui, a quasi-official scholarly road trip and gay bar tour of the Pacific Northwest. Alonso is twenty-six, his hair thick and black, his eyes merry and dark face that of a Spanish noble. His shirt is unbuttoned and muscles are clearly defined beneath. “See?”
Triquet’s mouth drops open. “Holy shit.” On impulse they throw themself at Alonso and kiss him with passion. Alonso laughs at the gesture then responds in kind, reveling in this slender young body squirming in his lap.
Triquet breaks off. “Sorry.”
“Don’t be.”
“That was very superficial of me. Objectifying you like that. But sweet Jesus. I was into you the first moment I met you, Alonso. As a bratty sophomore at Penn. I’m sure you don’t remember.”
“I remember that we kept in touch. And that is why you’re here today. Your emails were always so funny and so smart.”
“And I guess I just did one of those ageist things where I forgot, or I let the old man window-dressing here distract me from the real you under all this gray hair.”
“No. This is the real me now, Triquet. They beat this guy…” he casts aside his phone, “out of me. I mean, I’ve still got a lot of healing to do, but I know what I look like now. I know who I am.”
Triquet gives Alonso a strong hug in sympathy, trying to impart strength. “I can’t imagine what you must be going through. And then to have some young asshole like me show up and threaten your marriage…”
“Yeah, these are definitely crazy days here on Lisica. In the gulag I could get so bored. Sometimes they would forget about me in a box for like a week. And my mind would rove. I would spend hours just watching a trail of ants. Everything here that happens in a single day would have been enough material there to occupy my brain for like a year.”
Another gust of rain sweeps overhead, crashing into the roof, and the two of them clutch each other harder, shivering. “Yeah. I guess I didn’t have a question after all. I just couldn’t stop thinking about how amazing and hot and brilliant Miriam is and I didn’t think I could share that feeling with anyone. Then I went, “Hold up, Triq. There’s at least one person here who’s as into her as you are and maybe you could celebrate her together.”
“I am glad you came. Yes, we can. Her smell.”
“Like milk and honey.”
“And her brain. She has an absolute top-shelf brain. People don’t understand. It is like when you are an athlete, no? If you are in bad shape you can’t run up a hill. But when you are in okay shape you can. But only the runners in the very best shape can run uphill at any speed. Have you noticed this? Unless you are very fit, you can only run at your favored speed. But if you are in top shape then you can run as fast or slow as the people beside you and it doesn’t matter. Your muscles and stamina can work at any pace. That is Miriam’s brain. She is lightning fast with her creative thoughts and perceptive insights, but also she is able to keep timescales of half a billion years in her head. I can’t even remember… I mean, there’s the Devonian and the Ordovician and… That’s all I got. Married to the world’s greatest geologist and I can’t even recall the most basic facts about her—Oh!” Alonso starts, seeing another pair of figures looming out of the hallway. “Dios mio. Who is that?”
Triquet gasps. “Oh, my god, what happened to you two?”
Katrina and Jay lean against the doorframe, eyes wide, pasty and disheveled. Their energy is fractured and they can’t hold Alonso or Triquet’s gaze.
Katrina waves at them although she already has their attention. Finally she gets her mouth to work. “We got a problem, boss.”
Ξ
“Tell them.” Alonso finds a seat on a bin in the indoor kitchen in the back of the bunker. It is the end of the day and the storm has already darkened the skies. Miriam comes and stands beside him, a querying look sent his way. Everyone is here.
Jay covers his face in his hands. He can’t stop giggling.
Katrina is taking very dramatic breaths, Mandy holding her hands. This makes them all confused and a bit frightened. Finally she gathers herself. “Okay, first I got to apologize because we’re tripping. Whoa. Are you all doing that or…?”
“Doing what?” Amy asks, collecting enough mugs for tea.
“Your faces… Are fish. And we’re all underwater.”
Jay cackles, still holding his face in his hands. Katrina drags her fingertips through the air in wonder. She makes bubble sounds and giggles. Then she sees the way they’re looking at her. “Oh. Right.”
“You were going to tell us something?” Miriam prompts.
“What is wrong with them?” Maahjabeen asks Pradeep beside her. “I do not and will not ever understand drugs. I thought we were all in danger. Don’t you realize how foolish you both look?”
“They don’t care,” Flavia sighs. “Wish I could be so secure in myself but no. Never would I do this in front of sober people.”
Alonso prompts her. “Come on, Katrina. Remember how you said it was urgent?”
“It’s Alonso!” Her face beams with radiance. “Sorry. It’s just… sheets of color and you’re like a lion in the center! Aslan. Did you ever read the Narnia books?”
“Katrina. Focus. You said our safety is threatened.”
“I did?”
“You saw another one of the golden childs.”
“The golden man.” Recalling him shocks Katrina back into this reality. She grows instantly subdued. “Yeh. The golden man came to us when we were tripping in the sub. He was in the hatch watching. And he spoke Russian to me. Clear as a bell. Maybe a kind of Volgograd accent, the way he clipped his consonants—”
“Katrina.” Alonso is losing his patience. “What did he tell you?”
“Who?” Katrina looks around her. What is she doing in this dark room and why are all these strangers watching her?
Jay drops his hands. “He said the Russians are coming.” His eyes flicker and he’s unable to steady his gaze. But he shakes his head and tries his damnedest. This is the real shit. And he shouldn’t be fucked-up on goofballs at the moment. But he is. And he’s got to do something about it. He sees an open bucket of water at the base of the kitchen tables. He quickly kneels and dunks his head into it. The frigid shock makes his head spin. Not at all the right sensation. It just intensifies his trip. Now he’s in an ice cave like Superman. Except the cave is inside his head. And Superman is inside the cave. And inside Superman is… He pounds on his own forehead. “Uhhh… Slap me. Someone slap me.”
“No no.” Alonso holds up a paternal hand. “Nobody needs to—”
CRACK. Esquibel’s open-hand strike rocks Jay’s head back. A trickle of blood appears at the corner of his mouth. She grabs him. “The Russians? What are you talking about, you ridiculous child? You will come to your senses, both of you, right now, or I will—”
Katrina rides these bad vibes back into sobriety, if only briefly. “Hey, it’s okay. Let him go. We just had to tell you. The Russians are on their way. And, like, they don’t know we’re even here.”
“Oh my god, you’re serious?” Flavia squirms in her seat and Maahjabeen clutches her hand. “This isn’t the drugs? They are on the drugs, yes? This man, he wasn’t real. This is a made-up man.”
“Well then how did they both see him?” Alonso asks the room. “And how did they hear the same thing?”
“This story doesn’t make sense.” Esquibel releases Jay, who dabs at the blood and then loses himself in the bright red dollop on his fingertip. Nobody comes to his aid. They wait impatiently for the pair to continue. Esquibel prompts them. “So you’re telling me that a whole new golden person appeared in the sub while you were on drugs, speaking a language you know, and he told you the Russians are coming? Okay. Fine. Which Russians? Scientists like us or soldiers?”
“Soldiers,” Katrina echoes. And again. “Solll… diers…”
Then Jay, quietly: “He said if they find us here we’ll die.”
The entire room falls silent.
The tension is unbearable. Jay makes a loud bleating sound, covering his ears and scrunching up his face. “Stop… stopping. Time can’t just end. Somebody say something.”
“Is this a joke?” Triquet desperately hopes that it is, that this wildly inappropriate story is just in poor taste. Then Esquibel can yell at them and everyone else can go back to what they were doing, right? “Well is it?”
“You have to understand how difficult it is for us to believe you when you’re in this state.” Miriam crosses her arms, trying to quell her rising temper. “What are you children on, anyway?”
“Katrina’s acid,” Mandy informs them, to a chorus of groans.
“Acid?” Triquet snorts. “Okay, well here’s what really happened. One of you imagined this figure, this golden man, in the hatch, and then you told the other all about it and now you’re both convinced you saw him. You made up the whole thing about the Russians like in a bad dream. It’s all a dream, honey, okay?”
Katrina and Jay share a sidelong look. They know it wasn’t a dream. But how to convince the others? “Look,” Katrina begins. “I’m not what you call a rookie on this drug. I’ve dropped acid over a hundred times. I am an accomplished astronaut.”
“Oh my god did you really pull me out of the clean room and all my work just to scare me with this nonsense?” Esquibel claps her palm to her forehead. She is starting to get really angry. “Don’t tell me how many times you’ve done these drugs. It makes it so I can’t even trust you when you’re sober.”
“Exactly.” For once Miriam and Esquibel find themselves on the same side of an issue. “Look, Katrina, we all live, laugh, love here like a big Cuban family, doubtless, but you’re really trying our patience. And frightening us too.”
“No.” Jay spreads his hands outward, another ripple of panic washing through him. Whenever he can remember, he’s absolutely terrified of what the golden man told them. “Look. I don’t know if he came to us because we were on the drugs, though that’s how it seemed. But he was definitely real. Definitely definitely. And he said we got till dawn to hide. All our stuff. All our…” Jay waves at the bunker and camp, trying to include it all. “Hammock. Boats. We got to like cover our trenches somehow…”
“Hide? Did you completely forget…” Flavia protests, her fear making her irate, “that we are in the middle of a fucking storm? How are we supposed to take down our platforms and cover the trenches in all this wind and rain?”
“And how would anyone expect a boat or even helicopter to land during this?” Maahjabeen shakes her head in disapproval. “This is a fantasy you idiots have built up in your heads. No, the Russians aren’t coming. How could they?”
“Dawn.” Katrina shakes her head in despair at all the improvised structures in the bunker. They’ve got a lot of work ahead of them. “He said we have until dawn before the Russians get here.”
Miriam glances at Alonso, hoping to share her incredulous cynicism with him. But his face is drawn and his eyes are haunted. Right. The Russians. All he hears is he’s getting sent back to the gulag. These bloody fools are plucking on his heartstrings and they don’t even know it. “Now we’re going to stop this right here. Right now. Look what you’re doing to Alonso. You are going to repeat after me: There are no Russians coming at dawn. Say it.”
Jay and Katrina look helplessly at each other. “Sorry, Miriam,” Jay finally manages. “I know what I saw. And heard. It just didn’t go the way Triquet said. We didn’t imagine it. This acid don’t hit that hard. I mean, it does. But it didn’t.”
Alonso is beginning to tremble. Ah, no. His facade will slip again. Not Russian soldiers. Not again. Nothing is more horrible than the prospect of being returned to what he so recently escaped. Five more years. The very thought makes him audibly groan.
“Say it, Jay. Katrina.” Now it is Esquibel making the demand. “There are no Russians coming at dawn. And you will be handing the rest of that acid over to me for proper disposal.”
“I can’t. It happened.” Jay begs them. “What do you want me to do? We came and told you all as soon as it happened. We’re in danger, dude!”
“Jay! You are not in danger! There was no man down there!” Esquibel has had enough. She considers sedating them both against their will until this drug trip passes out of their systems. But she doubts she’ll get much support for such a drastic move. Then she recalls one of her activities from two days before. “Listen. It is impossible, anyway. I blocked off the tunnels again at the lowest level. Nobody could come up that way. He is only in your mind.”
“Katrina.” These are Pradeep’s first words. Once again, he speaks in a tone that seems to cut right to the heart of the matter. “If you want us to believe you, your words are not enough, regardless of how terrifying they may be. You have to give us proof. Actual physical proof that the man was there.”
Both Jay and Katrina nod. A jagged sadness rises in her. They don’t believe her and Jay. The Russians are going to show up and mow them down with guns. Or send them off to torture. She’ll be like Alonso and Pavel, broken for the rest of her life. They don’t believe her, all because of their prejudice against lysergic acid 25.
“I mean, we can look…” Jay isn’t ready to give up yet. Pradeep has given him something to do. “Come on, Prad. Bring your phone. See if we can find, like footprints or something. I don’t have my phone. Jidadaa stole it. And if I ever see Kula again…”
“Yes, Jay. We know.” Pradeep lets go of Maahjabeen’s hand and stands. “Come on. Let us see what we can find. Hold on, everyone. We will be right back.”
Jay leads Pradeep to the stairs and descends into the sub. After only a slight hesitation, Pradeep follows.
“Well. I guess this is what idleness and boredom gets you.” Miriam tries not to be angry at the kids. She has definitely been there herself. But anyone with eyes in their head can see how this farce is affecting Alonso. She just wants it all to end. “Can we agree not to take any more psychedelics while under threat of attack? I mean, what were you thinking, Katrina?”
“Uh…” Katrina sincerely tries to remember what they had been thinking. “Oh, yeh. We were thinking it was a whole day or more cooped up in this box so why not try something new?”
Esquibel growls. “Even the remotest chance that there is some kind of hostile maritime force landing on our beach at dawn will keep me from getting any sleep tonight. Preparations must be made. Even if it all is proven false. We still must guard against every eventuality.” Her anger nearly makes her helpless. She turns on Katrina, shaking a finger. “It is time for you to grow up!”
“This is ridiculous.” Flavia twists the fingers of one hand in the other. “Now it’s Russian soldiers? I cannot just sit here and wait for the next crazy part of this story. I am going to bed.”
“Wait.” Esquibel holds up a hand, an imagined spreadsheet with divisions of tasks filling her vision. “We need to… Ugh. We don’t know what we need to do first until we hear back from those two. And we need them back here as workers. Even if they are wrong and there is no threat, there will still be work to do before we can relax tonight.”
They all wait in silence.
“Where did you say you saw the golden man again?” Amy asks Katrina, who is staring at her own hand as its fingers slowly flex and spread. “Katrina? Where did you see him?”
“Um? In the sub. Didn’t we tell you?”
“Which chamber in the sub?”
“Just the first one there.”
Maahjabeen scowls. “Then what is taking them so long?”
“They are checking the whole sub to make sure there is nothing there.” Miriam feels like she needs to speak slowly for some reason. Maybe because Alonso is breaking apart and Katrina is on another planet. “And then when Jay is convinced it was a figment of his addled goddamned imagination they’ll come back and we can put this all to rest. Yes?”
After another long moment of silence, Mandy offers, “I was supposed to return to the weather station today to download data but of course that isn’t happening so… Kind of operating off stale measurements here but there’s got to be at least like another night of this storm before it abates.”
Esquibel spins to Mandy, cross. “I know! The idea that any landing force could brave the elements in the dark and hit the beach during this storm is just… I mean, it beggars belief, no?”
“Totally,” Mandy answers.
“Absolutely,” Miriam confirms, squeezing Alonso’s hand.
They wait another minute or two in uncomfortable suspense, the silence stretching.
“Watch,” Triquet says. “Pradeep climbs those stairs wearing a gold mask, shouting in Russian, run for your lives!”
“Bezhat’ za svoyu zhizn’!” Katrina helpfully translates, crowing at the roof. Then she giggles.
“How long has it been?” Flavia frets, checking her phone. “Five minutes? More?”
“More.” Esquibel frowns at the dark trap door and the stairs leading down. “Maybe we send someone to check on them…”
Flavia stands. “No. No more. This is how we always lose people, remember? We are not supposed to break up.”
“Calm down, Flavia. They’re coming back.” Amy puts on her bravest smile. “Anyone like some tea?”
Nobody responds. And Pradeep and Jay don’t come back. Not for another ten minutes, not for an hour.
Finally Alonso can take no more. The pressure within him cannot be contained any longer. He groans into his hands and sobs. Miriam looks urgently at Esquibel.
“Yes. Well. I guess something is going on down there after all. Thank you, Katrina, for your warning. Now…” Esquibel’s head drops. This is going to be an absolute mountain of work. “I guess we have to figure out how the rest of us can hide.”
Chapter 39 – Nonsense I Mean
September 24, 2024
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39 – Nonsense I Mean
“How did Jidadaa get you back anyway?” Amy sits beside Flavia on her platform in camp. The fog has not let up and a dank chill creeps up from the ground through their feet and legs. She murmurs the question, conscious of the masked golden childs, as Jay calls them, squatting at compass points on the camp’s perimeter. These figures are never still. They shift and scratch itches and follow sounds. But they don’t respond to any questions or offers of food and drink and they evidently aren’t going anywhere anytime soon. Spooky.
Flavia shrugs. “A lot like the first time. Then it was the girl child Xaanach. This time Jidadaa. Both woke me in the middle of the night and led me quietly out of his camp. I guess he needs better security, but I am glad he does not have it!”
“That’s amazing. And did Jidadaa lead you right back here or did you go somewhere else first?”
“Somewhere else?”
“Like maybe she has some hidey-hole of her own? See, last night, after you got back, Jidadaa disappeared again. Right before these golden childs appeared. I think maybe she knew they were coming and she wants to avoid them. Jay says to the Lisicans they’re like the four horsemen of the apocalypse. They scare her. But if we could find her now, like if you know where she might be hiding, we sure could use more answers.”
“They are pretty scary.” Flavia is empty. She wants to just give up. Completely surrender. Why can’t she? Everything here is an arduous epic adventure. Nothing is as simple here as settling down to her workstation with her dog across her feet and a steaming espresso in her hands. She misses big Boris. And she is sure he must miss her. She tilts her head back. “Ehh… Amy. I can’t do this any more. I have to go home.”
Amy throws a comforting arm over Flavia’s shoulders. “Soon, my dear. We’re nearly into May now.”
“You think that is some kind of help? We still have weeks of this! Weeks! And now the villagers are coming in and like taking over! We can’t do anything outside of their view! There is no privacy! Who cares if it is Wetchie-ghuy or these…” She gestures at the nearest golden child, who twitches when they hear the name Wetchie-ghuy. “These… I don’t even know what to call them. But what happens if we try to leave? Eh? Has anyone tried yet?”
“One goes with. When anyone goes to the trenches. Or like when Jay went down to the lagoon. Perhaps they’re protecting us.”
“I don’t want them protecting me,” Flavia declares loudly. Defiantly. “I just want them to leave me alone. All of them.”
Amy nods, patient and sympathetic. “See, if we can figure out where Jidadaa went then she could help answer some of these questions. If they are protecting us, then toward what end?”
“So we end up in their pot instead of someone else’s.”
“Cannibalism. Wow. Huh. There hasn’t been any sign of it here. Unless you know something that Wetchie-ghuy…”
“No.” Flavia waves a disgusted hand. “I don’t. Don’t worry. It is just me stereotyping your beloved natives, right?”
“Beloved? Ha. They won’t even talk to me. I’m too unclean.”
“Well, Amy my dear, I would be happy to switch roles with you at any time. They can’t seem to get enough of me.”
“Did Wetchie-ghuy try to put that loop over your hand again?”
“Oh, yeah. Like five times. Finally I took it and threw it off a cliff. And you know what he did? He giggled. Then he made another one out of some branches and tried again. Such a creep.”
“I feel like the two shamans are trying to claim us. Each one is taking as many of us as they can get. And if they can’t have us, then it’s better to poison us so the other one doesn’t get us.”
Flavia scowls. “We are just like… trophies to them.”
“I don’t know if we can continue to work under these conditions. Although I have no idea what else we can do.”
“Amy?” Miriam exits the bunker with Triquet and waves. “Come with us?”
“Sure thing, Mir.” Amy gets up and squeezes Flavia’s arm. “Well. I guess I get a chance to see. You just stay here and rest up, Flavia. Be Alonso’s partner. That means don’t let him go anywhere alone. Otherwise, nobody needs anything from you today.”
“Good. Because I swear to you I have nothing left to give.”
Amy grimaces, her inability to raise Flavia’s spirits grating on her, and joins Miriam and Triquet at the edge of the camp. They head toward Tenure Grove, one of the golden childs following.
“Do you think we can put this one to work?” Triquet wonders. “Ask how handy they are with a spade and trowel?”
“I mean, you can try…”
Miriam looks up at the cliff face they approach. “Right back at it. It’s important to Alonso that we continue the work today.”
Amy nods. “I’d say it’s important for all of us. We have to keep our routines or we’ll go crazy under these conditions.”
“Yeah, but Alonso… He had a very bad night. You saw him, Ames. He thought he was back in the gulag.”
Amy’s face falls. “Oh yeah, in bed I could hear him. And when he got up… At first I didn’t think it was a bathroom call. He looked desperate, like he was trying to escape.”
“Escape?” Triquet frowns. “Uh, where? Forgot he was on an island, did he?”
“Escape… life. I don’t think…” Amy answers quietly, “his mind was working all too well. Oh, Mir. He really is damaged.”
Miriam nods, sad. “And I don’t know how to fix him.”
“Time.” Amy and Triquet both say it and Triquet follows it with a giggle. “Jinx! Time, Miriam, and loads of chocolate.”
“So what are we working on today, boss?” Amy rolls up her sleeves as they near the base of the cliff. It is choked with brush and a fallen skirt of loose stone.
“I want to inventory who lives in that scree pile, if anyone. Got to be a dangerous place to call home, rocks sliding all over the place and crushing you. But still, if we are going to be thorough for Plexity, then it is a habitat we have to sample…”
“Life finds a way!” Triquet boldly pushes past the first branches of the manzanita and immediately squawks, ensnared, arms held above their head. “Except this life. Me. I’m stuck.”
“Life didn’t find a way?” Amy chortles, pulling the branches away from Triquet and allowing them to continue.
Miriam has paused in her examination of the scree pile to study the golden child, who has turned three-quarters away, their mask pointed up at an angle. “What do you think they’re looking at?”
“Well, Pradeep and Jay think Sherman the shaman hides up in those trees with his osprey. Maybe our protector here is on the lookout for them.”
Triquet scowls at the golden child. “What do you think that mask does for them? I mean, how do they see or anything?”
“I doubt we’ll ever know.”
“Lord, I am so sick of being hopelessly confused.” Triquet lifts their arms and drops them again. “I mean, yes it’s the first step in scientific inquiry, yeah yeah yeah, blah blah blah. But, I mean, can’t we just get a tiny bit of clarity every once in a while?”
“Not a chance.” Amy pushes past Triquet and climbs to the top of the scree pile. Small flat rocks shoot out from under her feet in all directions. “Well, this is… Hm. I can’t get on this without…”
“Yeah, careful. You’re killing all our specimens up there, Ames.”
“Okay, but how…?” Amy hurries back down to the clawing branches and solid ground underfoot. “I mean, how else can we do it? We have to climb it. If we don’t start at the top, the loose rocks will just slide down onto whatever we uncover.”
“Well, according to him,” Triquet indicates a robin hopping along the scree slope to their left, “the scree pile is good hunting. So I guess there’s something in there.”
“You’re right.” Miriam sighs. “Anything moves and the rest just slides. Ugh. This is going to be hard.”
“Miriam?” Amy turns to study her old friend, gaze troubled. “What happens to Alonso if we aren’t ever able to make anything of Plexity? Like if, by the time we’re finished here, we don’t have enough samples and he isn’t able to get it up and running?”
“I do not know, Amy dear.” Miriam shakes her head again, watching the robin pull a winged insect from the gaps in the rocks. “I do not know.”
Ξ
A shadow darkens Maahjabeen’s cot. Pradeep squints, dazed from lack of sleep, at the silhouette looming over him and his beloved. “Jidadaa! There you are. Everyone has been looking for—” He falls silent as the Lisican girl’s hand urgently clamps his arm.
Jidadaa casts a worried glance at the square of blurred gray daylight visible through the sheets of hanging plastic. Once she’s certain that Pradeep will remain quiet she removes a white plastic package from folds in her clothes and unwraps it. It is an old shopping bag carrying blackened leaves, mashed and pulpy. Juices have collected in the bottom.
Jidadaa kneels beside Maahjabeen and awkwardly struggles to figure out how to get the concoction in the woman’s slack mouth.
Pradeep helps, whispering, “Does Doctor Daine know you’re doing this? Is this like a prescribed medication or…?” But the answer is apparent and he feels a fool for even asking.
Pradeep pinches Maahjabeen’s mouth open and Jidadaa makes a spout of the bag’s corner to pour a trickle of brown and black liquid past her lips.
Maahjabeen gags, expelling it.
“Shit!” Pradeep hisses, warding the bag away. “Shit! No! Stop! You’re choking her.”
Maahjabeen quickly settles. It was only a few droplets. Mandy’s voice comes from the far side of the bunker. “Everything okay in there, Pradeep?”
“Yes! Fine!” Pradeep’s eyes dart back and forth across the ceiling. What does one say in this situation? “Uh… No worries in here. Just past it now. All is well. Back to Do Not Disturb please.”
Mandy giggles. “This hotel maid hears and obeys.”
Jidadaa straddles Maahjabeen, pushing on her belly, kneading upward with strong fingers. Then she leans on her patient’s ribs, as if she’s squeezing the last of the toothpaste out. Finally, she gets off and rolls Maahjabeen over, so her face is off the cot’s edge pointed at the ground. Then she pushes on her back.
Gray goo dribbles from Maahjabeen’s mouth. Pradeep watches in mute horror, knowing he must have expelled the same mucous. Lumps drop out, like little owl pellets or dried clumps of gray oatmeal. Jidadaa keeps pushing. More and more emerges, landing with disgusting wet smacks on the plastic. Soon there is a pile on the floor like a cat’s foul vomit that needs to be cleaned.
Then Jidadaa rolls her back face-up. She pulls a juicy fingerful of black leaves from her plastic bag and pushes it into Maahjabeen’s empty mouth. Then she sits back and wipes a strand of hair away.
Pradeep quivers, fully anticipating another choking episode. But his darling dearest seems to tolerate the leaves fine this time. Her breathing steadies, if anything, and she slips into a deeper sleep. “I think that’s good. Is that good?”
Jidadaa shrugs, the movement awkward to her. She holds up her fingers stained with gray mucous and black juice. “The argument. See? Here it is. Gray on black.”
Pradeep makes a face. “Ugh. Let’s get your hands clean. There’s no way that’s sanitary.”
“First I clean the…” Jidadaa gestures at the gray pile Maahjabeen expelled. She uses an empty tissues box and some wipes. Then she cleans her own hands, although the perfume on the wipes makes Jidadaa blanch. “Ew. Need water.”
“Yeah, the creek’s your best bet to get all the smells…” Pradeep begins but her head twitches sideways no. “Ah. Okay. Not the creek. Are you hiding…? From the Doctor?”
“From golden childs. They are bad sign.”
“Ah. Yes. I see. I think. Well I won’t tell anyone you’re here. The golden childs. Are they… on our side or…? I mean, what are they doing here anyway?”
“Protect. All many want to stop Jidadaa. People in village. Sky people. Underground people. Golden childs. They think they can. But Lisica ends now.” Maahjabeen shudders and her body heaves forward. Pradeep throws his arms around her. “Listen to the bird,” Jidadaa demands.
Pradeep hears the familiar peal of an outraged eagle. The bird flies far above, winging its way home. “The osprey. But why is the bird screaming this time…?” His attention is split between its sudden appearance and Maahjabeen’s convulsions.
“He knows. I take his slave away.” Jidadaa lifts Maahjabeen’s twitching hand. She places it in Pradeep’s grasp. With her other hand she passes him the plastic bag filled with leaves. “Give to her, every bit. She will be strong. Give it all. Do not leave camp. Ever. Keep here with golden childs.”
“Wait. Where are you going?”
Jidadaa whispers over her shoulder, “Kula. She is my mother.” Then she slips out the clean room to the left and hurries silently to the steps leading down to the sub.
“Mahbub…” Maahjabeen’s weak hand reaches for his face.
“Oh! Babi.” He kisses her trembling fingertips.
“Where…?” Her eyelids unstick and her pupils slowly dilate.
“You’re here with me. Safe. Nothing will ever harm you again.”
“The taste… in my mouth…”
“Yeah. Must be pretty bad. Not the last of that I’m afraid. But I think we finally found you some medicine that works.”
“Good. I was trapped…” She falls heavily against his embrace, her eyelids fluttering, “in quicksand.”
“I know.” He kisses her brow. “But you’re safe now.”
“Tell me a story. Let me…” Maahjabeen trembles again. “Let me hear your voice. It… helps.”
“Yes. Of course. I remember. Your voice was the only thing that kept me alive. Your touch.” Pradeep opens his mouth and then closes it again. “But what shall I say? I mean… I could talk about, well, anything. What sounds interesting? Tunicates? Spongiform encephalopathies? Uh, pinniped eye parasites?”
She waves his jargon away. “Tell me… of yourself.”
“Oh. Right. Well that is far more difficult.” But he shifts, making himself comfortable, reviewing all his memories. This is something he doesn’t often do. There is little to be gained from the practice. “You know, I have always thought of my life in two parts. The first part was India, with all the good and bad. Then I turned 18 and got into University of Houston and moved to Texas. And that was the second part. Two years there. Two years in Indiana. Then grad school with Amy in Monterey. Almost six years in the second part. But now…” He sighs, thinking of all those lonely days and nights in sterile buildings with neither friends nor family. “I think now… Meeting you, my life is in a third part, the part where I am not lonely anymore. You see, moving to Houston was the most difficult thing I’ve ever done. You know me. How hard change is for me, how fragile I am. Well imagine me as a 17 year-old grappling with the fact that I was going to move to the big bad United States all by myself to go to college. It is so hard for Indian students. We are used to a very different culture. And then, after a couple long plane flights you are suddenly taken to a place where nobody is your friend, there are no parties you are invited to, nobody reaches out to you. There is racism. I mean, I shut down. For like the first whole year, I was just like sleepwalking through my time in the dorms and in my classes. I made no friends. I only thought about going back home. Desperately. I missed the rich food, the loud streets, the laughing people. I mean, Houston has some of that, but mostly only for its own community and it is very different. And yes, there are all kinds of Indian student clubs and things that I should have joined but I just couldn’t find anyone… Especially those Indian students who adored it there. They fell in love with the fast cars and the shiny buildings and the American football. So I made no friends there. And frankly it never got any better. Not at Purdue or CSUMB. America is a wonderful place in a lot of ways but in so many other ways it is so, so lonely.”
A figure appears in the door. It is Doctor Daine.
Pradeep leans down and kisses Maahjabeen’s soft cheek. “But then I found you, my little babi girl,” he whispers into her seashell ear. “And the third part of my life started. Now I will never be lonely again.”
Ξ
“Oh… Just look. It’s so beautiful.” Mandy leans back from the workstation screen at the long tables in the bunker and claps her hands with joy. Then she stretches. She’s been sitting here a long damn time.
Amy leans over her shoulder, eager to share the enthusiasm. But all she can see are graphs and charts she doesn’t recognize. “Great job, Mandy! Uh, what am I looking at here?”
“My first official data-driven forecast for the next ten days!”
“Oh! Really? What does it say? Is that X axis temperature or…?”
“Well, no, that one’s actually a humidity reading. Sorry. I haven’t properly labeled anything yet. I’m just so happy! Finally!” she groans, collapsing against the keyboard.
Amy is happy to see Mandy feel productive for the first time. “Hooray for you! So should I schedule a beach party or…?”
“No. God, no. Here, it’s this one. Look. Precipitation. Huge storm coming. In like eighteen hours? I mean, this is still just a single weather station with no satellite or network help. So I can’t get any more exact than that. Should be a cold one too.”
Amy nods. “You know, frankly, I’ve been surprised how dry we’ve generally been here. I mean, have you ever spent a spring in Oregon? Especially on the coast. It like never stops raining.”
“Yeah, I’ve been thinking about that too…” Mandy’s fingers fly fast on the keyboard. “Look. Some figures we have here offline. Lisica is only at about 65% precipitation of Tillamook, Oregon over the last five weeks, although I figure we’re pretty much around the same latitude.”
“Oh, I thought we were a bit further south. More like Brookings or somewhere around there. But it just pours there, on like a daily basis, until summer. And even then.”
“Yeah, the biggest storms in North America are generated out here. The thing, look, here’s a satellite gif of a storm developing in the Bay of Alaska. Watch how it spirals outward. I think Lisica might just be too far from the coast. See how ragged the bands get by the time they’re this far south? All the main moisture patterns are usually drawn to the east, toward North America. And then these others kind of wither away over the open ocean. It’s like the main cells propagate on either side of us but rarely right here.”
“San Francisco is like this. The whole town is just stuck out on a peninsula facing the ocean but somehow it magically gets way less rain than the coast to the north and to the south. They just get the howling fog.”
“Well, we’ve certainly had plenty of howling fog here.” Mandy doesn’t want to correct all the inaccuracies in Amy’s comparison so she just changes the subject by bringing up another page of data. “Here are the locations of all the permanent oceanic buoys that NASA and NOAA manage. I figure one or two should be close. Actually, look. They didn’t drop a single buoy within a thousand kilometers of here. This is a really under-studied spot in the ocean, kind of a transition zone between the storm nursery in the Bay of Alaska and the open ocean of the North Pacific. Now that I’m actually getting some readings of my own, I’m seeing a possible paper analyzing this area in my future. Maybe many papers.”
“Publish, by all means!” Amy rubs Mandy’s back, excited for her. “That is, if the Air Force will let you. You know, I wonder if that’s part of the reason this spot remains under-studied. I bet the Navy and Air Force turned whole generations of researchers away from focusing on this area.”
“Well, not any more! Ooh, hear that?” Mandy pops up, cocking her head. “A gust front coming! Wind already in the trees!” She hurries outside, followed by Amy. The gusts are bitter and dry. “Yep, it’s pretty cold. I wish I could see the northern horizon. It must be getting active.”
Amy takes a deep breath. It’s nearly twenty-hundred hours, a bit after dinner. What she can see of the sky is purple, banded with gray clouds. A few stars peek through. “Look. Is that Venus? That must be like only the third time I’ve seen it since we got here. Good thing we didn’t bring an astronomer along. This would be like their least favorite place on the planet. Can you even think of a place that gets more cloud cover than Lisica?”
“There’s a spot in the North Sea north of Iceland, and another at the edge of Antarctica. But yeah. This area is like top five for sure. I wrote a paper on global cloud concentrations as an undergrad. I remember the least cloudy regions were Arizona and North Africa. By like a lot.”
They walk out of camp toward the beach and scale the fallen redwood trunk. Mandy takes a deep breath. “Oh, I love my new superpower though! I hope I don’t ever forget how to taste the air! I thought I understood weather before but I really only did through my computer screen. Now I get to combine both!”
Amy nods, the old sage. “This is why people do fieldwork.” She turns back to the cliffs behind them but they are lost in darkness. One of the golden childs stand in the whipping wind facing them, guarding Amy and Mandy from unseen threats. “Oh, hello. Nice night.” The golden child only presents its blank face to her, like a giant insect’s eye. At a loss for words, she turns back to Mandy. “So what do you think a big storm might do to the whole war between Sherman the shaman and Wetchie-ghuy?”
“Something Jidadaa said a couple nights ago…” Mandy jumps back down, shivering in the wind, and retreats to camp with Amy at her side. “It’s really stuck with me. She said that Wetchie-ghuy gets his power from people’s fear. Shadows and deceit. But Sherman is a sorcerer of the sky. That’s where they get their magic. So I figure a big storm will, uh, definitely favor one or the other.”
“Sky magic.” Amy shakes her head. “Really? That’s where we are here? Because what does that even mean? They call the sun and moon? Make them do their bidding? I don’t think so. They both rise and set the right times every day. I mean, as a scientist, I fail to grasp exactly what sky magic entails.”
Mandy nods in agreement. “Jidadaa said Sherman controls the fog. I was like, uh, actually the convective cycle controls the fog but go ahead girl. You do you.”
“Yeah and I’d say Sherman’s more into poison anyway with all the shit they’ve pulled on Triquet and Maahjabeen and Pradeep.”
“Exactly! Thanks but no thanks, dude. We got enough poison in the sky where we come from. That’s why we came here. Cause it’s supposed to be clear and pure out here.”
Amy stops, cocking her head. “Well, isn’t that a thing.”
Mandy stops as well, at the edge of camp. “What?”
Amy shakes her head, bemused. “As a professor I often say my biggest job is to point out blind spots in my students’ perceptions so that data-gathering and data-interpretation can be done free of bias. So. What you just said. I think it’s a bias that we still consider Lisica pristine. Know what I mean? We keep finding examples that contradict that assumption. Again and again. But so far we only see them as disconnected data points instead of a wider pattern. The fault is in us. We want Lisica to be undisturbed by the modern world but it really isn’t.”
“What are you saying?” Mandy sniffs the air. “That Lisica is like a toxic dump site? That poison is in the air? I don’t really get…”
“No. It must be less direct than that. I mean, actually, you’re right. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a toxic dump. Ruining land is what militaries do best. But no, these shamans aren’t like slipping radioactive isotopes into our drinking water. At least I don’t think they are. Biases are less visible than that. This is us not seeing what is right in front of our own faces because we’ve convinced ourselves it doesn’t exist. And what I’m saying is this is a developed island.”
Mandy blinks. She isn’t sure what that insight gets them. But she’s also pretty sure the lack of understanding is on her part, not in Amy’s explanation. She flounders, hoping to think of something useful to add. “Remember when we scanned the sub with our radon sensors? We thought it worked at the time, right?”
“God, that seems like six months ago now. But it was clean. No, I think it’s actually safe here on Lisica. It’s just that we can’t keep operating on the false supposition that this is some Garden of Eden and we’re the first ever explorers. But so far we’re only like, ‘Okay, well sure there’s mysteries and secret graves and hidden villages and weird natives, but we’re still these great explorers in a virgin land.’ It’s a fallacy and I think our frustration is just our inability to see what is actually here.”
“So what is actually here?”
“I’ve got a feeling that this place is far more advanced than we know. I mean, like politically. We’re getting plots and sub-plots as deep as these tunnels. But for some reason we just can’t accept it. You know, I think there’s just a real need for a lot of us to feel that we are the very first ones somewhere. It like removes a whole layer of moral ambiguity and guilt. If we aren’t taking Lisica away from anyone, if in fact it’s our own island and nobody lives here, then we get to be the heroes in our own story. But it’s almost never like that. In fact, it probably hasn’t been like that for anyone anywhere since like a million BCE. We’re always kicking someone out or committing genocide or, well, being the villains instead of the heroes. We’re always destroying a local habitat, no matter how careful or high-minded we think we are. I guess that’s what the villagers probably mean by Jidadaa. They knew we’d eventually come. And when we did, that the old ways would all end. They’re right. Jay is the leed-ass or whatever they call him. We all are. Harbingers of doom.”
Ξ
Maahjabeen wakes with a clear head. She is present again. Rested. Whole. Oh, praise Allah! She fiercely squeezes Pradeep’s hand in gratitude and love.
“Ow.” Alonso gently extricates his hand. “I mean, what a grip!”
“Oh! Doctor Alonso! Forgive…! I thought you were…!”
“No no. I’m sure. But Pradeep is busy. He made me promise to hold your hand until he gets back. In just another bit.” He glances upward, where several people crawl on the roof fixing the tarps in preparation for the storm.
“Ehh. What time is it?”
“About four o’clock in the morning. More rain coming. Mandy made us get up early to fix what the wind has broken and make final preparations. But I was already…” Alonso shrugs. Another night of horrors. He’d been more than happy to be roused.
“Another storm? But I want to get in my boat.”
“To hear Mandy talk you will not need to move. The deluge will come and everything will all wash away. This cot will float, no?”
Despite herself, Maahjabeen giggles. This life she is returning to is so good, better than she has ever known. Pradeep is the sun. He is the brightest and purest thing she has ever known. Before him her life was in shadow. It always was. Even her happiest memories from before held darkness. Yelling. Anger. Guilt. Her family is a very contentious lot. And she was always nursing some resentment or other over the insult of the day. It is how she became so fierce, in proud opposition to their challenges. And not just from her family, it was also her sexist professors and the unhappy students that made up her whole life. They would all throw their pitiful and infuriating self-inflicted issues in her face. And that was why she always escaped to the utter serenity of the ocean.
But then Pradeep arrived. And he is bearing gifts. His love is so pure she cannot doubt it, even for a moment. So the dark thoughts she has always had about herself just sound indulgent and paranoid in her own ears now. And the ferocity. She can lay that aside as well. She can laugh. She can dance. As long as he is with her, she is complete. She doesn’t ever need this to end and she has no need of Heaven. Eternal bliss is already hers.
She blinks at the apostasy. That is the very first time such a thought has ever entered her head. And she doesn’t like it.
“What?” Alonso studies her worn face. “A shadow passed over you. What is it?”
“Oh. Nothing. ” Maahjabeen has to very carefully not fall back into her familiar hectoring resentment. She sighs to release the tension and seeks out Alonso’s hand again. For once, she is happy to have him interrupt her wayward thoughts. “Thank you, Doctor Alonso,” she squeezes his big rough hand, “for watching over me. I am not sure I have had too many bosses who would do that.”
“You are very welcome. It is my…” Pleasure is the wrong word here. So is duty. Alonso pats their joined hands with his other. “I am very glad we get to be friends, Miss Charrad.”
“Please. Maahjabeen.”
“Of course. I just always wanted to respect your professionalism.”
“Yes. Thank you, Doctor Alonso.”
“I think we are both people who yell. And when we met…” He releases her hand so he can make an explosion between his own. “Boom. You know?”
She chuckles, and in her depths she can feel how depleted she is. She tries to sit up but finds it to be a struggle. Ah. Not a full return to health yet after all.
Alonso helps her. “Pradeep said there is a tincture I am supposed to feed you if things go bad. Some herbal concoction of his from India, I gather?”
“Ugh. That stuff tastes so bad.”
“So you don’t think you need it?”
Maahjabeen tries to recall the circumstances around that black liquid. Hadn’t there been leaves in it the first five or six doses? And where had it come from? All she knows is that it is a component of her recovery. So she blanches and beckons silently to him. “The last bit. Come on. Let nobody say that I don’t finish my medicine.”
He tilts the little container into her mouth and she gags. It is so alkaline it feels like it strips the cells from the surface of her throat. But she feels it as a clean heat in her belly, killing off whatever that pit of mud was in there. How horrible.
Now, after a brief struggle, she is able to sit up. But her back is immediately cold. She wraps her arms around her knees, fragile and vulnerable in the night air.
Alonso drapes a blanket over her shoulders when he sees her shiver. Then he looks away. Even in her distress she is achingly beautiful. And this from a man who still considers himself gay! But Alonso has always worshipped beauty wherever he finds it. It is how Miriam stole his heart. It is how he learned that he is properly bisexual, or pansexual, or whatever the kids are calling it these days. He loves love. He flies to it like a moth to flame.
“I seem…” Maahjabeen’s teeth chatter, “to be in recovery here on this island as often as I am standing on my own two feet. I am sorry. My work is suffering. I am falling behind.”
“No no. It is I who must apologize for putting you unwittingly in such danger. I have been thinking about… Well. Everything. This whole venture. The naïve idea that I could trust the military about anything is… I mean, I guess I was desperate and only heard what I wanted to hear. But I should have known that there would be this entire other reality here, one that did not want us on its shores. And then I forced the issue, until the villagers had to push back. And now we are in this mess. And it is all because of me. Do you know the English word hubris? My dangerous pride?”
“Yes, it has been used by supervisors about me on their reports. But you could not know, Doctor Alonso. This is the Americans. If they can use you they will and there is nothing you can do about it. You are good. It did not occur to you how bad others can be.”
But an entire montage of dark episodes flickers through his head. He was not a good man in the gulag. He was a beast, a rat among other rats. His goodness had been altogether lost.
Now she registers his distress. Maahjabeen recalls how wounded he is. No matter what she has gone through, it is nothing compared to what he endured the last five years. Compassion wells up in her, a nearly unfamiliar sensation. She cups his face. “You are… very strong. Amazing.” The halting words seem insufficient but they prompt a tear to slide down his cheek.
Alonso ducks his head. “Yes, I am so happy we get to be friends, Miss… Maahjabeen.”
“Ooo, I like that. Yes. Miss Maahjabeen from now on.”
They both laugh, listening to the white noise of rain approaching from over the water. Others tumble inside, chatting and shaking their clothes dry. Life fills the bunker.
Pradeep is the first one back in the clean room. “Ah! You’re up!” He throws himself at Maahjabeen, only holding back at the last instant so he doesn’t tackle her. He holds her gently in his arms, kissing her face again and again.
Maahjabeen laughs, pushing at him, reveling in his passion. “I am. I think it is gone now, Mahbub.”
Alonso informs him, “She is just waking. And her strength is back. She nearly broke my hand.”
They all laugh more. Pradeep is flooded with relief and joy. Oh, paradise is not lost. He gets to return to it after all.
“Ehh, what is going on in here?” Esquibel backs into the clean room holding a stack of dripping tubs. She turns and sees her patient sitting up, bracketed by the two smiling men.
“She is back!” Alonso feels the little room is crowded now so he stands with effort, his knees balking and his feet groaning with pain. He hides a grimace and moves aside, edging toward the door slit. “And that medicine may just be why.”
“What medicine?”
Pradeep’s smile goes glassy. He supposes there’s no harm in telling the Doctor now. “I am sorry, Doctor. Jidadaa was here. About, uh, sixteen hours ago? And she gave me some leaves and stuff, like an herbal recipe, for me to give Maahjabeen. And it immediately improved her. Now, she is doing so well—”
But Esquibel can’t hear another word. “And you didn’t tell me? You didn’t think the doctor should maybe test this ‘medicine’ of hers? Do the words contra-indicated mean anything to you? Oh, my god. You could have killed her.”
Alonso reaches out. “Now now.”
But Pradeep flares. “She was dying anyway. And you had given up. She wasn’t on any other drugs to contra-indicate, Doctor.” When someone attacks Pradeep he normally shuts down but this is Maahjabeen she is talking about. The ferocity that he puts into her title startles all of them, including him.
“You do not know if I would have started administering drugs. It could have been very fast, during an emergency. You have to tell your doctor when you want to try a new—”
“And you wouldn’t have given the herbs to her! You would have taken them away for your bloody stupid tests while she drowned in her own…” Pradeep gestures vaguely, the remembered sensation of cold bubbling mud robbing him of his words. “She needed it immediately. And Jidadaa swore me to silence.”
Esquibel pushes Pradeep out of the way. “Give me room. Tell me. How do you feel, Maahjabeen?”
“Okay. Like I have run a marathon or two. But getting better. Don’t be angry with Pradeep. He did what—”
“Yes, I know. He is your own true love and this is all so special. You are some of the worst patients I have ever had, I swear! So insubordinate. It is ridiculous trying to keep you healthy under these conditions.” Esquibel takes the woman’s pulse and prompts her to open her mouth and stick out her tongue. It is still a bit gray.
“We appreciate everything you do, Doctor Daine.”
“And don’t you try that political bullshit with me, Doctor Alonso. You knew about this too? Was I the only one kept from…?”
“No no. It is the first I’ve heard. If I’d known you hadn’t ordered it I would have never given her the final dose.”
“You gave her some too? Ai! Please. This is appalling.” Esquibel finds her stethoscope and starts listening to Maahjabeen’s thoracic cavity. Still congested. Things still seem a bit turgid. But far better than they had been. Esquibel could hardly detect her breath the last time she listened in. “And what if it is coincidence? Or what if these herbs have side effects that do not show up for six years? You cannot just eat any plant in the forest. That is how people die of toxic shock and renal failure. Does that sound like fun?”
Maahjabeen only silently regards Esquibel. What a powerful figure the Doctor is. But sometimes she is tiresome. Can’t she see that Pradeep made the right choice? He saved her life. “It is only your pride talking now, Doctor Daine.”
“No it is not!” Esquibel slams her hand against one of the tubs and pulls a tablet free of the same pile that held her stethoscope. “You think we just operate without any medical procedures? No best practices developed over the last one hundred bloody years of modern medicine? Why can’t people just shut up and do what they are told for once? There is a very disturbing trend in the world these days. Nobody trusts an expert any more. There is a growing amount of foolishness here in this camp, where trained scientists are beginning to believe in some very silly things. But you don’t know. None of you do. This is how the bush people are. They have no power of their own so they must magnify it through voodoo and superstition. Only if you believe in it, can it harm you.”
“We didn’t believe in anything, Doctor.” Pradeep wishes she would just leave them alone. “But we still ended up with the faces of foxes on our tailbones and pits of muds inside.”
“Yes.” Maahjabeen clutches him. “That is exactly how it felt.”
“Poison, as I have said. Most likely injected by a pad of needles in the pattern of a fox face. Perhaps for some ritual reason. Ask Doctor Triquet. No. Listen. You allowed an untrained village girl to give you a folk remedy for a deadly condition. Why do you not understand how dangerous that is?”
“What would you have me do, when she is dying? What were you doing, eh? What big plans did you have to save her?”
“I was monitoring her.”
“Monitoring…” Pradeep lifts his hands and lets them fall. “Great. Thanks. So much. For all your efforts. You had no plan. Doctors never understand. If you were able to heal us we’d be happy to stay in your care. But when you run out of ideas we are forced to take greater risks, to trust those we wouldn’t otherwise trust. Without this medicine, Maahjabeen would have died. I am sure of it.”
“What makes you sure?” Esquibel pinches Maahjabeen’s toes. “You didn’t need any medicine, Pradeep. And you survived. You came back even more rapidly than she did. So what healed you?”
They all look at Pradeep. A sudden image of Wetchie-ghuy fills his vision. He recalls for the first time who really saved him, in the twilight space between life and death, and at what cost. A sob bursts from Pradeep and he covers his mouth with his hand.
“What is it, love?” Maahjabeen kisses his hand.
He looks up, eyes drained of hope. “I… I, uh…” He finds himself incapable of putting it all into words. “I’ve been… claimed.”
Esquibel breaks the silence with a snort. “Yes, this is the exact kind of nonsense I mean.”
Chapter 38 – Pollen’s Gold
September 24, 2024
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38 – Pollen’s Gold
On his way back from the trenches after lunch, Jay finds the path blocked by Jidadaa. Or, well, not blocking him so much as waiting for him. Great. He considers turning around and taking a different route to camp but that would be stupid. Childish.
“Oh. Hey, Jidadaa.”
“Hello, Jay.” She holds her hand out to shake his but he holds his own hands awkwardly away from her.
“Should wash up before, you know… heh.” He indicates the trenches behind him.
Jidadaa only nods and falls in beside him. Her voice is gentle. “Jay is not happy to see me.”
It’s not often Jay gets angry. When he does it’s an icy sharpness that he hates. He spits the words out. “No. I mean. That’s not it. I… I should really thank you. For getting my shoes back to me.”
Jidadaa stops and stares at him and he is reminded of how still she went when he grabbed her arm. Great. Now he’s triggering all her abuse. He wheels away.
“Auugh. I just wish you hadn’t stolen my shit!” He shouts it at the trees and a burst of songbirds wings away. Tiny. Dark-eyed juncos? This far north?
He looks back at her. Jidadaa is downcast, offering nothing.
“I just want my phone. You know? It’s got all my stuff on it.”
“Kula uses it.”
“Yeah I bet. Well. She will until the battery goes out. She know how to recharge it?”
Jidadaa only looks at him.
Jay lifts his hands. “What do you want from me, Jidadaa? You already took all my good shit. I got nothing left.”
Her gray eyes burn into him. He realizes her ferocity is back. “You are lidass. You are end of Lisica. I will help.”
“Yeah… I don’t really know what that’s all about, sister.” He shakes his head, sad. “I mean, I kind of get it. I’d be pretty pissed off at the world if I was you too. Revenge tour 2000 for sure. But I’m not him. You think I’m gonna do some like apocalyptic shit and the whole island burns and everyone pays for what they did to you but that just isn’t happening, dude. The worst you’re probably looking at is some lawyers and developers showing up in a year or so and locking up all the island resources. Which, I mean, yeah, it could get pretty dire, but…”
“Jay is new. They are old.”
“Okay cool but what does that even mean? You think I’m gonna like show up and burn them out Far Cry style? Declare war against three villages? Just you and me and a sharp rock on a stick?”
“No. Not against villages. The old is the… the argument. Struggle between Wetchie-ghuy and the other.”
“The other. Right. Shaman on shaman violence. What’s his name, anyway?”
“We do not know name. We do not know if man or woman or both. We only call them…” Jidadaa leans forward with sincere confidentiality, whispering: “Daadaxáats’. Means skies are clear.”
“And you’re saying you want me to go to war against them?”
“I help.”
Jay laughs. “Uh, both of them? Is one worse than the other?”
“Both bad.”
“And what am I supposed to do, kill them?” He laughs, this hypothetical getting a little too absurd, even for him.
She makes a decisive gesture. “Stop the argument.”
“Oh, so I can just convince them? Just invite them to a chillout sesh and get them to bro down together and smoke a peace pipe?”
“No. I think we kill them.”
Jay laughs again. “Uhh. Yeah, but I’m pretty sure that’s against all our Star Trek laws. I’m not supposed to kill anybody here.”
“I help.”
“Jidadaa.” Jay lifts his hands to grab her by the shoulders but he stops a half-pace away as she stiffens. He slumps. “Look. We got a lot of smart people here with us. Let’s bring it up with the whole crew and see if we can get some different ideas here. Things that don’t involve capping anyone’s ass. Deal?”
Jidadaa nods. “Yes. They are all in argument too. Sometimes you get to say things when it is your own life.”
“Yeah, but only sometimes. Okay. Good. Cause I don’t have a fucking clue what I’m supposed to do with you.”
Ξ
“…and I’m as celibate as a nun for five years. Don’t even think about sex. Just obsess over my long-lost husband. Then I finally have him back for like three weeks and next thing I’m shagging the junior professors like—like some old hag!”
Amy nods in sympathy. They’re in the sea cave, coated in mud. Miriam has dug a series of sandy trenches in different geological contexts here: one by the base of the falls, one at the stone shelf by the collapsed pier, and this one in the side of the tunnel that leads in where the wall is a crumbly gray clay. Amy scrapes with her trowel at the aggregate of sand and gravel, collecting some in a repurposed sock. “Yeah yeah yeah. You’re a bad wife. So how was it? I bet Triquet was pretty hot in bed.”
“The hottest! That’s the thing. I feel… It’s almost… Youth is so soft, so sweet, so erotic. And I’m not young. It’s cheating. It’s not fair. It’s inherently unbalanced. It’s like I’m skipping the main course and just eating dessert. And poor Triquet. They’re stuck with… my dusty biscuits and weak tea.”
They laugh, leaning against each other. “Oh, I don’t know. Triquet obviously has a thing for ancient history. What does Alonso think? Wait. Let me guess.”
“It’s the orgy he always wanted.”
“Of course. And Triquet?”
“They adore Alonso. Lionize him.”
“And you love them both?”
“Do I love Triquet? Well, they are absolutely worthy of love. I’m just moving a little slower than that. Maybe that’s it. It’s all just going so fast. I’m a fucking geologist, Ames. The only timescales I understand last hundreds of millions of years.”
“Are you… maybe… afraid to share?”
Miriam stops, a pretty little frown on her face. She brushes back a loose curl and leaves a stripe of gray mud on her cheek. “Ooo, Amy coming in with the deep cuts. Share? Which?”
“I don’t know. Either. Both. Maybe you’re afraid, or you can sense, that it’s not a good idea. I mean, if things went south… here on this island where we can’t even get away from each other. Maybe it’s just your old hag wisdom kicking in. Leave the fireworks for after, when we’re all decompressing on the mainland.”
“Perhaps. Nobody’s in any hurry. And Alonso’s got enough on his plate. I don’t know. Thanks for letting me say it all out loud. You know, all those years he was gone I kept telling myself not to let it change me and to maintain my inner balance and all that crap. But it does change you, no matter how hard you try. And then, when this phase hits and you’re able to let go of it all… That’s when you realize how much there is to release! Maybe that’s why sex with Triquet was so important. It’s transformative sex. And with Alonso it’s, well, these days it’s like healing love. I guess I’m not sure how to mix those two.”
“It sounds like sex with Triquet is for you and sex with Alonso is for him.” Amy grimaces in the dark. That came out harsher than intended.
“No… I mean, yes sex with Triquet was about me. For sure. But sex with Alonso isn’t just for him. You know how he is. He’d never allow that. Sex with Alonso is always for both of us. For our future together and like building the rest of our doddering lives.”
“Yeah. But that’s not very erotic. I’ve heard there’s two types of sex, and they each activate different reward centers in the brain. One is promiscuous sex, or sex that has an element of risk or danger or novelty to it. This excites our adrenal glands and we get addicted to the adrenaline high just like with anything thrilling. But the other type is emotional sex with longterm partners. And this releases oxytocin, the same hormone that nursing mothers and babies get hooked on. It’s basically a choose-your-addiction type deal. Lucky Miriam. She’s getting both highs at once.”
“And what about you, Ames? Hmm? Anybody climbing into your bag at night?”
“Heh. Me? Never. I mean, who would? The kids are… I mean, they’ve all said nice things to me. I’ve come out to a few of them. But, no… To them I’m still just little Auntie Amy and I’m happy to keep it that way.”
“Are you?” Miriam gooses Amy and she squeals.
“Who’s that?” Amy turns away from their work in the tunnel to peer further down its length. She hears voices.
Katrina and Mandy emerge from the darkness, faces drawn with worry. When Mandy sees them, her eyes light up. “Amy! Is Flavia with you?”
“Flavia? No. Just me and Miriam. Didn’t she go with you?”
“Yes! But we lost her! She disappeared at the top of the cliff! We’ve looked everywhere! The villagers couldn’t help us. We saw your light and thought maybe you were her.”
“No. We haven’t seen her.” Miriam leans out, studying the two young women. “What do you mean disappeared?”
“At the top of the cliff, the trail down was too much for her.” Katrina says. “I should have stayed with them but I got a chance to interview Yesiniy and I let them go without me. So so stupid.”
“It isn’t your fault.” Mandy is hoarse from all the calling out. “It’s mine. She was my responsibility.”
“Mandy…” Amy recognizes the guilt in the young woman’s voice. Best to head it off before it consumes her. “You couldn’t—”
But Mandy waves her kindness away. “I just left her! All alone at the top of the cliff! How is that not my fault?”
Katrina interrupts: “The villagers think it was Wetchie-ghuy.”
“Oh my god.” Amy claps a hand over her mouth. “That rotten little fink. He’s just been waiting…!”
“It’s really my fault and I am so so sorry…” Katrina turns away. “Now we have to make sure she didn’t go back to camp but… I mean, how long have you been down here?”
“Half an hour? More?” Miriam looks at her phone. It is 2pm.
“Yeh, she’s been missing for hours. You would have seen her.”
“Oh, not again…” Miriam groans and rests her forehead against the rough stone of the tunnel wall. “Alright. Let’s go tell everyone and do what we can to get her back.”
Amy scowls at the darkness above them. “Fucking Wetchie-ghuy.” She doesn’t have much of a temper. But the few times she has ever lost it, those brief moments when she has accessed all her rage have terrified her. With wonder she regards her trembling hands. She hopes she doesn’t find Wetchie-ghuy alone somewhere. She isn’t sure she can guarantee his physical safety.
Ξ
A tendril of smoke curls upward from the windless canyon below. Blue gray. Everything is blue and gray. The nearby hillsides hold clumps of blueish brush against gray grass. And the sky. The sky is the essence of gray. There is no break in it.
Triquet can’t even tell where the sun is.
Their head drops back to level with a loose jolt. Nausea washes through them and they sway, putting a hand onto the cold ground to steady themself. Hoo child. Slow down there, partner. Hoo. With gulping breaths of the cool air they beat the nausea back. Wasn’t that a party. The words echo again and again in their mind, the letters of the phrase rotating in glittering light, holding their attention for who knows how long. Wasn’t. That. A. Party.
Something is combusting of fire and heat down below. And those ionized molecules are pushing straight up through airspace in a stream of ash and soot. Smoke. It wavers and Triquet does too.
The shaman appears. Not Wetchie-ghuy, the other one, waddling up the hillside from the location of the smoke toward Triquet’s feet. Kneeling with a grunt, their dark goblin face is creased by a self-satisfied smile. They struggle with Triquet’s left shoe, finally taking out a stone knife and slicing through the laces.
Triquet can only watch.
The shaman peels Triquet’s sock off and scrubs their foot with a wet rag. Then they dip a bone needle in watery ichor and carefully tattoo black dots between each of Triquet’s toes.
Triquet feels nothing. Their mind is empty. Empty as smoke.
A massive bird sails toward the two figures perched on the hilltop from across the sky. The shaman stands, squinting, muttering under their breath. A dead mouse appears in their hand, held by the tail. The bird lands, snapping the mouse up.
The shaman screeches and wheezes interrogatively at the dark bird. Sea eagle. The words run through Triquet’s mind. Sea… Eagle… They’ve never seen one so close. It’s enormous.
The eagle screeches back, as if they’re having a dispute.
The shaman scowls and turns away, studying the horizon. They lift a hand to the air and bare the inside of their wrist to the sky. They close their eyes and stand still. Triquet watches. Only the eagle moves, hopping close to the shaman’s captive.
The eagle pecks at Triquet’s shoulder and the beak’s edge slices neatly through their shirt-sleeve and opens the skin of their left shoulder. The pain divides the fog within them and Triquet yelps. In an instant they return to themself, blinking away the dissociative smoke that had ensorcelled them. “Ow. Back off, bird. I ain’t dead yet.” Triquet claps a hand to their bloody shoulder. They look around. “Where are we?” They stand and approach the shaman, who has lowered their hand and is grumbling again. “What have you done to me?”
The shaman pulls a hand from a pouch at their belt and speaks a pair of unintelligible words that sound an awful lot like, ‘Oh, shut up.” The shaman lifts their hand and blows a bluish gray powder into Triquet’s face.
Staring at the dark ceiling of the bunker, lying on their cot in their cell, Triquet has no memory of intervening time. Whoa. They were just at the shaman’s side, like six heartbeats ago. Their eagle had just bitten them. It had just broken the spell. And now they’re all the way back in the dark bunker. How…?
Triquet reaches for the eagle’s wound. It is rough and swollen, red and painful. Infected? Already? No… the texture of the skin is different. “Doctor…?” Triquet finds speaking painful and their voice is hoarse. They sit up. Yes, it’s night. Triquet removes their phone and stares at the screen. 10:12 pm. “Doctor Daine?”
The details of their time with the shaman are already slipping away. How long were they sitting on that hill lost in la-la land? How long have they been gone?
“Yes?” Esquibel appears in Triquet’s door.
“I’m back.” Triquet nearly weeps with relief.
“Good. You missed dinner.” Esquibel turns in the door to leave, preoccupied with her own work.
“I… I’m hurt.”
Now Esquibel catches the roughness in Triquet’s voice. She peers more closely at the archaeologist in the dim light. Yes, they don’t look well. “Hurt? What is it?” Triquet uncovers the eagle’s wound and Esquibel recoils. “Dear god. What is that?”
“A bird bit me. An osprey. Couldn’t recall… the name…”
“You need to come to the clean room. That is not a bite. What did you do to it? Mandy!”
Once Mandy arrives, the two women are able to help Triquet to the clean room and the cot that is still warm from Mandy’s use.
“How long have I been gone?” The bite is now a searing burn on their shoulder. Triquet lifts a protective hand to it but Esquibel pushes it away, inspecting the site with a light and tweezers.
“What is that black stuff?” she demands, picking at it.
“Black stuff?” Triquet cranes their neck to see the wound better. “It’s burning me.”
“Yes, your skin is very angry. Ah. There is the incision. That is what you are saying is a bite? It is quite long…”
“Osprey. Do they carry diseases? Where’s the—? Get the biologists in here. No. Seriously. How long have I been gone?”
Mandy just shakes her head. “Uh… I mean, we saw you for breakfast. Then you went somewhere. Down into the sub maybe?”
“And that was all today?” Triquet stiffens, their logical sense of time challenged. “There’s got to be a way…”
“This tar or whatever it is…” Esquibel pulls back from Triquet’s arm and makes a face. “It is cauterizing your wound. There seems to be a chemical reaction happening. A burning of the skin.”
“Yes! That’s what I’m telling you!” Triquet snaps. “What do you mean, cauterized? Does that mean it’s clean?”
“I do not know, maybe if it is antibiotic or antiviral. Perhaps with some tests. But your arm is a mess. I am not sure how to get that stuff off without hurting you even more.”
“I just don’t want an infection. And I’d rather not have a huge ugly scar. But if the tar is keeping the wound clean, then…”
“I do not know. Who did this to you?”
“The osprey’s owner.”
Esquibel and Mandy share a perplexed glance. Has Triquet lost their mind?
Triquet sees it and realizes they have just a few moments left to convince these two of their sanity. “No no. I know it sounds crazy. Just.” They emit a short explosive sigh and collect their thoughts. “Sorry. I was attacked. Kidnapped. Drugged.”
Mandy gasps. “You were? Who? Wetchie-ghuy?”
Esquibel hisses in fury and redoubles her efforts, giving Triquet a much closer exam. “Are you okay?”
“That’s what I’m… I don’t know. I don’t know how I am. The drugs, I mean, it just turned me into this totally passive victim. Like they didn’t even need to bind me. No. It wasn’t Wetchie-ghuy. There’s another.”
“That’s what Jidadaa was saying last night. Two shamans locked in battle. Using the rest of us as bait and sacrifices and unwitting soldiers in their war.” Mandy shakes her head. “Creepy.”
“What happened to your shoe?” Esquibel lifts Triquet’s left foot, so they can all see the sliced laces.
“The shaman did that. And then they… Right! They tattooed dots on my foot! Oh my god, you got to look…!”
Esquibel removes Triquet’s shoe and sock and looks at their pale foot. “Where…?”
“Dots between my toes. You can’t see them?” Triquet sits up and pushes Esquibel’s hands away. There, as tiny as pinpricks, the faint black marks are fading into their skin. “You see? All four in a row? Between the toes for—for who knows why!”
“I don’t see any marks, Triquet.” Esquibel shines her phone’s light onto Triquet’s foot.
Triquet look again. Now the dots are gone, vanished inside their foot. “Heavens to Betsy. Well now that isn’t good.”
“Are you… sure all of this is what happened?” Esquibel sits back, regarding Triquet with her unreadable professional mask. “The shaman, the bird, the drugs? Or maybe you fell and hit your head and this wound and tar came from a tree you fell against?”
“I’m sure of nothing. I can only tell you what I saw and felt and, and remember. I remember this greasy little golem laughing at me, with all these little bones and twigs in their ratty hair. Old. Like probably sixties. No gender. Skin like fucking leather. I mean, if it was all a hallucination it was really clear.”
Esquibel shakes her head in disapproval. “This is non-viable. First Flavia and now Triquet. I think it is time…” she decides, “for another camp security meeting.”
Triquet and Mandy would have groaned—even a few minutes ago—at this news. But now, they just share a pensive look and say not a word.
Ξ
It is nearly midnight before they get everyone congregated in the clean room around Maahjabeen on the cot. Pradeep sits at her side, his hand gripping her slack wrist. She stares at him, dull and nearly unresponsive.
Finally Alonso arrives, having detoured to fill his wine glass to the brim. This will not be a short meeting. “Everyone here?”
“Everyone but Flavia,” Mandy answers, bitter.
“Of course. That is what…” Alonso takes in all their frightened, tired faces. “Yes. Not so much of a paradise now, eh, is it? I am very sorry to you all.”
“Where’s Jidadaa?” Katrina wonders. “We could use her here.”
Amy puts out a calming hand. “It may be too much for her, poor thing. She’s probably never been in a room with so many people in her life. But… where is she?”
Katrina shrugs. “I didn’t see her after dinner.”
“So…” Alonso frowns. “Do we now say that two are missing?”
“No. No way.” Jay’s voice rises above all the rest. “She can come and go as she pleases. Just, like… check your pockets. She takes whatever she wants without even asking.”
“The innocent savage?” Amy clucks in disapproval. “Jay, you sound like Rousseau.”
“Innocent? Ha! She knows what she’s doing. She just doesn’t care.” Jay glares, sullen. He knows he’s the lone voice against rolling out the red carpet for Jidadaa here. Well. They’ll learn.
“I have misplaced a USB stick,” Katrina mutters. “Classic black thumb drive. Let me know if anyone’s seen it.”
Jay throws up his hands. “She’s already getting started.”
Esquibel shushes them. “Please. No arguments over my patient. We finally got her to stabilize.”
“The sign of the fox.” Miriam places a hand on Maahjabeen’s forehead. It is clammy. “Same place and everything? Right at the base of the spine?”
Pradeep nods, head bowed. I do not have the strength for this. It is the only refrain going round and round in his head, like a pop song’s chorus. He is helpless, useless, and teetering at the edge of his own panic. He is no less a control freak than Mandy and he can’t imagine a situation where he’d be under less control. This is intolerable. Impossible. I do not have the strength for this. He remembers the pit of cold gray mud in his vitals. Now his beloved Maahjabeen struggles with it, and there’s nothing he can do.
Esquibel straightens, an invisible military mantle settling over her. “We are under attack. It is impossible to deny any longer.”
Alonso nods, thoughtful. Everyone else remains silent, some saving their arguing for whatever draconian measures Esquibel is about to announce.
“As one of the recent victims, I have to agree.” Triquet is careful not to use their injured arm. The tea they sip rises in an unsteady grip. “This second shaman… I mean… they need a name, people, right? We can’t just keep talking around it. I say they’re Sherman. Sherman the non-binary shaman, okay? Wetchie-ghuy versus Sherman. And they’ve evidently both known we’ve been here for weeks and they’ve been watching us, trying to steal one or two of us away and,” they gesture at Maahjabeen, “straight-up attacking us when they want. I mean, I have no illusions about Sherman’s plans for me. These weird tattoos on my feet were just the start. Slavery, right? That’s what we keep hearing?” Triquet shivers. “And I don’t even remember how they nabbed me. I just stepped through the dark hatch in the sub and… and the next thing I knew I was staring at a valley at sunset, somewhere in the interior. And I couldn’t move or think. It was horrible.”
“Nobody goes anywhere alone.” Esquibel holds up a finger. “I think we can agree on that, yes?”
Miriam nods. “I think that’s sensible.”
Pradeep shrugs, needing them to understand how hopeless it is. “I mean, Maahjabeen and I were together when we were both attacked. Somehow in our sleep? I have to say, it feels very much like this, this Sherman, is coming at us in our dreams.”
“Slow down. Hold on.” Alonso pats the air.
Esquibel scowls. “Wait. I would very much appreciate if we can keep this subject rational and logical, please. That is an interesting observation about your subjective experience with this toxin, but as an objective piece of the puzzle to help solve these mysteries, it is just nonsense. You do understand that, right?”
Pradeep shrugs. They don’t understand. He can’t make them understand. This Sherman figure is slowly sucking the life out of them, one by one.
“So they’re the one we saw up in the tree feeding the osprey?” Jay asks Triquet. “You say this dude fed the osprey a dead mouse before it bit you? Same as our guy, right, Prad?”
Pradeep nods again. “I do want to get out and try that climb again. Just not now. I can’t believe the handholds go all the way up to the crown. That would be some kind of bizarre miracle, a fire that can burn away a tree’s entire heartwood and yet it still lives.”
“That sounds like a dangerous kind of mission.” Alonso shakes his head in negation. “Not the kind of thing we should be doing right now, mi amigos. Even as a pair.”
“Yes, my next proposal is that we do not leave the beach. Ever.” Esquibel looks at each of their faces, expecting the fight to come now. But Triquet’s account has sobered them all.
“So who has Flavia?” Katrina makes a note in her laptop. “We can assume it was Sherman for Doctor Triquet, as well as Pradeep and Maahjabeen. But why did Sherman the shaman kidnap one and try to poison the others?”
Pradeep groans and buries his face in Maahjabeen’s listless arms.
“So does that mean Wetchie-ghuy has Flavia? We know he’s been trying. Or… here’s a…” Katrina flashes a quirky smile. “Just thinking outside the box here. But when these two got poisoned it’s an unmistakable fox head tattooed on their backs, yeh? And, I mean, the only one we know who has a fox on the whole island is Morska Vidra. Maybe he’s the one, he’s behind it all, and the rest of it is all classic misdirection.”
“Uhh, I can assure you,” Triquet sniffs, “that Sherman and his fucking bird were not any kind of misdirection, nor was Wetchie-ghuy assaulting me after watching me wee a couple weeks ago. Remember that? No, I think Morska Vidra and the Dzaadzitch villagers are just trying to stay out of the fight and keep the peace.”
“Okay, okay…” Katrina allows. “I just… so far… Nothing’s been as it seems here. So I’m trying to get ahead of it. See what’s coming down the pike before it gets here for once. Trying to be active instead of reactive here. That’s good tactics, yeh, Doctor Daine?”
“It is. But it doesn’t matter how active we are because we have no offensive capability. That is the problem. We hardly even have anything for defense. It would be nearly impossible to make the bunker secure, for example. Especially if they’re using things like smoke and dust and other inhalants as intoxicants and paralyzing agents. Perhaps we hole up in the sub, seal off the hull breach as I tried to do before, and only come up in small squads for food and bathroom breaks.”
“For, like,” Mandy consults her phone, “twenty-four days? We’ve got to live like that for twenty-four days before they come get us?”
This dissent comes from an unexpected quarter. Esquibel frowns at Mandy. “Or…? I am happy to hear your ideas instead on how to survive getting poisoned or kidnapped.”
“I don’t know. This is just like playground politics as far as I can tell. My Aunt Nancy is a fourth-grade teacher. She says it doesn’t matter how bad the fight is, eventually everybody’s got to talk to each other. Maybe we should try talking to them.”
“The shamans…?” Miriam considers. “Well, first we’d have to find them.”
“Oh, I think I know where Wetchie-ghuy lives.” Amy frowns. “Or at least the path to get there. Let’s do it. In the morning. Like six of us, brandishing fishing spears.”
This is so uncharacteristic of Amy that Alonso frowns. If even Amy is starting to lose her cool then this situation is getting out of hand. “No. No… We can’t. It is too fragile here. This is like Israel/Palestine or whatever. We can’t just show up and start making demands. The whole thing could blow up.”
“Blow up?” Amy stands, hands on hips. “What could be worse than losing Flavia, not once but twice on an eight week project?”
“Inter-village warfare.” Alonso holds her irate gaze.
Amy finally drops her eyes, nodding. “Yes. Okay. Maybe not brandishing spears and making demands. But Mandy’s right. We’ve got to talk to these fuckers. See what they want from us. Maybe there’s a way they get what they need without…” Amy gestures vaguely at the group.
“Enslaving us?” Esquibel finishes for her. “I doubt that. Katrina is right. We need Jidadaa here to answer all these questions. We need to find her before we do anything else. But nobody goes anywhere without, say… Here. Let us do it this way. Everyone gets a partner. We go out in two teams of two. Each team member stays in visual range but not ever close enough to each other to inhale a cloud of smoke or dust. So…”
“I think that might be a little much,” Alonso amends. “But everyone absolutely has to be careful.”
“Two teams of two,” Esquibel stubbornly maintains. “Flavia is gone. Maahjabeen is fighting for her life. Triquet and Pradeep have been attacked.”
“Okay. Okay. Two teams of two. Everyone listen to Lieutenant Commander Daine now.” Alonso stands and drains his glass. “We are all sleeping in here tonight. Should we set watches?”
“Yes. So partner up. Maahjabeen is with Pradeep.” Esquibel encourages the others to name who they want.
“Miriam and Triquet.” Alonso pushes the two of them together. He throws his arm around Amy. “Right, partner?”
Katrina looks right through Mandy. “Jay, you my homeboy.”
He flashes her a peace sign. “Forever and a day, sister.”
Mandy squeezes Esquibel’s arm. “You and me, Skeeb.”
Esquibel nods, satisfied with their choices. “Now don’t ever go anywhere without your partner. The threats are too bad. And while we move everyone in from outside let’s have a couple people just on watch, at the edge of the perimeter with lights. Perhaps we even keep a watch throughout the night.”
“Every night?” Mandy again. Why is she contradicting so many of Esquibel’s orders? “Ugh. How long are these watches?”
“Usually two hours. We take turns and if you see anything at all strange or threatening you scream loud enough to wake everyone. One of the only things we have is our strength in numbers. So we must use it. Prepare to spend a lot more time together in close contact. I am sorry. This is… not how this mission was meant to go, but I can assure you there isn’t a single command unit anywhere in the world who knows a thing about the dispute between these two island medicine men. Nor would they care. So this is our fight. Ours alone. But if we are careful then we can…”
A noise at the bunker’s door. They all fall into a tense silence. A soft voice calls out, “Hello? Yes?”
“Jidadaa!” Katrina bounds to her feet and slips out of the plastic enclosure. “Where have you been?”
“Through tunnel. Ah. I make enemy.” Her voice is sad, fatigued.
Now they all file in a rush out of the clean room. Jidadaa is in the bunker’s door, mud-streaked, leaning against the frame. Katrina wants to pull her into a hug but she knows better. Her hands flutter at her sides instead. “Enemy? What enemy?”
“Wetchie-ghuy.” Jidadaa moves out of the doorway into the bunker, pulling Flavia after her from the darkness.
Ξ
It is the middle of the night and there is a wire cutting into Alonso’s back. He cannot shift or it will wake his cellmate, and if that man wakes then the rats will stir, and then no one will sleep. Alonso must remain still and accept the pain of the wire cutting into his back so the rats do not come. Pain is life.
He can hear the men stirring in the next building. The hour must be later than he thought. The rats have already come and gone and the torturer is here again. His crude joke and the deferential laughter of the guards splits the silence. Laughter greets anything he says. They’ve seen what this bastard can do with a pair of tongs.
Alonso must move. Quietly. Slowly. Do not rouse the prisoner pressed up against him. Just work on tensing your core and arching your back to get it off that wire. Only this one cot in this one cell has this wire across it. Its particular pain is what places him here. Otherwise, in the dark, he wouldn’t know where he is.
These are the most hopeless hours, in the pre-dawn of a winter morning, just waiting to be perfunctorily brutalized. But why do the torturers do it? They don’t even interrogate Alonso any more. Is it just to keep their skills up? Show each other new techniques? Train the new guy on the team? The soul-crushing reason why they really do it is impossible to ignore: they enjoy it. These men are sadists. They can’t get enough of Alonso’s blood and screams and tears. It is the unfortunate way of the world.
This Earth is a terrible Earth. Alonso can prove it from primary sources in the historical record. Over the decades he has taken part in many excavations of ancient burial sites, in Europe and Central Asia and North Africa. He has seen thousands of broken bones, pierced skulls, smashed digits. Crime scenes from eons ago, just uncovered now. The three youths they found in Cappadocia will always haunt him. Nearly three thousand years before they had been buried alive up to their necks and left to die of exposure. As he brushed the dirt from their bones he couldn’t help but relive their panic and despair. What a horrible way to die.
Using this remembered claustrophobia to collect his meager strength, Alonso heaves and lifts himself from the wire cutting into his back. He slides away from the man lying across him and tries to settle into a more comfortable position. But no. There is a wooden bar here, pressing his left shoulder down. Where did that come from? There was never any wooden bar in this cell. In any cell. They couldn’t leave such a useful bit of lumber. The prisoners would kill each other with it, or the guards.
Can Alonso hide it somewhere? His hand sneaks up and grasps it. The squared edges of the bar are wrapped in taut nylon. Now there is nylon? What horrors do they have planned for him today?
He runs his hand over it more carefully. Wait. This is a new cot. The wooden bar is part of a frame. The nylon is its webbing. He just shifted to the edge. But they never get new cots.
Alonso opens his eyes. Dark squares and trapezoids float above him. Ah. He is not in the gulag. He is in the bunker on Lisica. That is not a torture victim lying sprawled across him, it is Miriam.
His adrenaline quickly spent, he falls back in on himself. Yes, he is on Lisica and it is proving to be no less terrifying than the gulag of the Altai Mountains. And once again, it is all his fault. He got Charlie and Nadya killed in that border town and he’s about to get more people killed here. What the fuck is wrong with him?
Perhaps it is all the law of averages catching up to him. His first fifty years were so wonderful, so sweet and magical. Success had come so easily to him. He had that aura, that wonderful ability to charm everyone in a room without opening his mouth. And all the doors were so easily opened. He stayed right at the leading edge of data science and all its fresh discoveries, making him a rising star in several fields. He presented at a score of conferences every year and spent too many nights in a drunken fraternal haze with all the great minds of the world, outlining the new paradigms of processes and informatics. Ahh. What a lovely time that was. A lovely life. Now he has been relegated to something less charmed, more beleaguered, and far more realistic than the fairy tale he had lived.
At least he gets to keep Miriam through the transition. Or does he? After the first few days here where they were each other’s sun and stars, her eye has already strayed and he is old news. Well, of course he is. Look at him. He is a sagging fat mess, crippled beyond repair. Gray inside and out. Who would ever desire that?
Pity. It must be little more than pity that keeps her coming back to him. Yes, she smiles just like she used to, but what must be going on in her mind? Miriam loves beauty as much as he does. But now she is the only one who has any. Oh, what a nightmare. She would be far better off if he would just die. Disappear without a trace and die, that is what would be best. Not only best for her but for all of them. It is his damn obsession with Plexity that makes them put themselves in harm’s way each day. Remove Alonso and perhaps the rest can actually save themselves…
Alonso slides out from under Miriam and gets dressed in the cold morning air. Maybe he will just walk into the sea. That would be suitable. He could gain one more moment of painless bliss before succumbing to the waters. They could bury him next to that old woman in the redwoods and get on with their lives.
“Hey.” His hand is on the bunker door and the voice startles him. Another hand, as familiar as any he has ever known, falls on his. It is Amy. “Remember. We’re not supposed to go anywhere alone, partner.”
“Why are you awake?” Now what is Alonso going to do?
“Counting sheep. I heard you groan. Bad dreams?”
“I…” He shakes his head, unable to lie to Amy. “I just need the trenches and I didn’t want to…”
“Esquibel will dice us into bloody squares if we disobey any more of her orders.”
But this image is uncomfortably close to things Alonso actually witnessed in the gulag and he grimaces. “Where are my sandals?”
“Hold on. I’ll help you with them. Let me just get mine on first.”
Then Amy is kneeling before him, forcing his swollen feet into the loose straps. Alonso grunts, trying to figure out a way he could still vanish from this scene and abandon all his impossibly heavy responsibilities once and for all.
They open the door and shuffle out into the frigid night, a thick fog obscuring the camp. Only after they close the door behind them does Amy turn on her phone’s light. They can see no more than three meters ahead.
Amy giggles. “Groovy. This can’t go wrong at all, can it?”
Alonso sees that Amy carries one of their fishing spears. “What will you do with that? Tickle someone?”
“If they get too close, I will.”
“Amy… Amy… I have not seen this side of you, maybe ever. I did not expect you to be so…”
“Violent? Angry? Shades of my past haunting me, for sure. You know, violence is never the answer, Alonso. Until it is.”
“Yes, I have heard this phrase. And it is true the world is a very violent place. I have the scars to prove it.” He grips her muscled forearm. “But what if they would take a sacrifice instead? What if we do not fight and we give them the slave they so desperately want? Perhaps if I offer myself that could…” Alonso trails off, stopped by the look Amy gives him.
“Are you serious? Listen to yourself, Alonso. That’s not even… coherent. And I don’t like the way your thoughts are headed. I…”
But Amy stops. There is a figure in their path.
It is so expected that it hardly surprises them. Yes, the Lisicans are everywhere now, crawling out of every hole and casting them in their comedies and tragedies. Alonso idly considers, not for the first time, that it would all make for a great opera.
They do not recognize this figure. This one is slight, youthful, with bare narrow arms and an oblong mask covering their face.
When Amy’s light hits the mask it glitters with pollen’s gold.
Chapter 37 – Wetchie-Ghuy
September 9, 2024
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37 – Wetchie-Ghuy
“There he is. Hey, guess what?” Katrina comes upon Alonso in the morning on the beach. He is standing bare-chested at the edge of the water, looking out, idly running his fingers through his chest hair in a vulnerable moment of introspection.
He only slowly breaks his reverie and turns back to her. His eyes are still cloudy with thought and his smile is distracted.
“I said, ‘guess what?’ Alonso.”
“Eh, yes? Time for a guessing game?”
“The dam has broke! The secrets are out! All the mysteries have been revealed! Well. Not all of them, but… I’ve been talking with Jidadaa all night and this morning and boy do I have a lot of news. Just endless revelations. But the single most fascinating thing she told me? The island doesn’t have music, it’s true. It’s because the two sisters who founded the island didn’t like music. They came from, well, it must have been one of the old Eyat villages on the Alaska coast. And when they got here they just never passed music down. No songs, no melodies. In all this time Jidadaa is the only one. She had music introduced to her by whatever soldier was with her mother at the time. She sings. They were a shipwreck, like over two hundred years ago. They’ve had fourteen generations, maybe fifteen, depending on if any of her peers have had kids, which she doesn’t know because she’s been in hiding her entire life. Sorry. Babbling now. There was a lot! She is utterly fascinating. I’ve never met someone whose brain works like hers. She got her own… I mean, she says Kula told her when she was little that she would have to teach herself about the world. So Jidadaa built her own way of handling reality from the ground up. I mean, she has whole different ways to access memory and reason and… and everything! This is when the team really needs to have a trained psychiatrist or neurologist on board because wow. This girl is… sui generis.”
“Two hundred years… without music…” Alonso shakes his head, doleful. “Now that is my idea of hell. No. Purgatory. This would be a cold gray purgatory for me if I could not live with my music.”
“Absolutely. Could you imagine? My whole life has a soundtrack. I don’t know who I’d be without it.”
“Forgive me, Katrina, but I have been swimming naked and I was just about to take these things off. So I hope you are aware of European bathing traditions down in Australia.”
“Yeh, get your knickers off. I don’t care. But can you even tell how excited I am? I haven’t slept all night. Jidadaa is a treasure.”
“Yes, Katrina. You’re very excited.” Alonso strips his sweatpants off and steps out of them. His skin is pale beneath, with dark black hairs curling against the backs of his thighs. A single long purple stripe of scar tissue runs down his left hamstring. Several dark indentations on his calves look like puncture wounds. He shivers, then shuffles into the sea. As soon as he can he pushes off and breast strokes out past the tiny waves. He elongates his gasp of cold shock into the opening lines of Carmina Burana. “Ooooo Fortuna, velut Luna…!”
Katrina pulls her tights up to her knees and wades out. “So we should have like a full team session here sometime today because I’ve got a lot of answers for our questions. And some really trippy, creepy stuff too. Things they shouldn’t know about us but they already do. Like, somehow she could tell that Flavia was marked by Wetchie-ghuy for slavery. Said Pradeep was too, which I don’t understand at all. Says Wetchie-ghuy is locked in a mortal duel with the other like big shaman on the island. The rest of us are just pawns in their big game, according to her. And Kula has kept herself alive playing one off against the other since she’s been outcast. I mean, there’s just a ton of stuff here.”
Alonso paddles a slow circle before her. The cold is more than bracing. Miriam was right. But if he can just get his old heart going maybe he can warm up and stay out here longer this time. Because the release of pain in his feet and legs and hips and back is better than any drug, better than any sex or meal or even Mozart opera. It is bliss hanging suspended here. Pure bliss.
“She says we’re totally right about the Katóok village. They really are out to kill us if we trespass on their land. But they’re only in a couple big valleys in the center of the island and we should be able to avoid them. But yeh, there’s a third village we haven’t seen. She says she’s never seen it either. But it’s over, well, her guess is it’s on the west side of the island and she doesn’t really know anything about them. Because none of them talk to each other. There’s no trade or intermarrying or anything. No contact if they can all help it. Part of the duel between the shamans, and how they manipulate the villagers, but also she said it’s because of Jidadaa.”
“It is because of her?”
“That’s what I thought she meant at first too. But no. Jidadaa isn’t a name. It’s a word that means some horrible end is going to come for you because you violated the ancient customs and pissed off the ancestors. And it can take whole generations to play out. So somebody broke some old law like a hundred years ago and it was so bad nobody’s spoken to each other since.”
“Hold on. I am going to try to put my head underwater. But I don’t want to miss what you are saying. That is crazy. The woman named her daughter The Apocalypse.”
“Basically.” But Alonso has disappeared from view. Katrina should have brought him her snorkel and mask. Although it probably wouldn’t fit. His head is so freaking wide. And she is still just a little girl. Like Jidadaa. When they asked her how old she was she didn’t know. Jay guesses she’s like twenty. Katrina thinks she’s younger and that life has just been hard.
Alonso emerges with a gasp. He had stayed down in that emerald kingdom beneath the waves as long as he could. Expecting silence, the slap of waves against nearby rocks and the click and buzz of the creatures in the kelp and on the reefs surprised him. Why, it is as common as birdsong up here above. Life is truly everywhere. A familiar conviction fills him: Plexity is a necessity!
Once he surfaces, Katrina continues. “I figure we should try to get Kula out of there. She’s like hemmed in, it sounds like. Maybe we can get Esquibel to do a wellness check or something. I don’t know. I feel so bad for them. It’s amazing how sweet Jidadaa is after the childhood she had.”
“Ask her if she knows how to swim. This is… life-altering.”
“Isn’t it? It is so amazing in there. Although I haven’t been back in since I speared that barracuda. You, eh, heard about that, yeah? The fur seal and everything?”
“Ha. If something bites me in here I will bite right back. Oh, my dear! You have no idea what it is like to have the pain vanish. I can think again! I can… I can allow myself to feel things! It is not all doom and gloom and suffering! For just a brief moment I am the Alonso of old!”
He laughs and throws a brilliant smile at her and she is struck by the force of his charisma. Ye gods. Is this the star she’s hooked her wagon to? Just with that one glance he is easily one of the most handsome men she has ever seen. Like some Italian movie star.
But he can’t maintain it and his face collapses back into careworn age. He rolls onto his back with a sigh and floats easily with all this fat on him. Alonso stares at the clouded sky, at peace.
Ξ
Triquet wakes, their eyes snapping open. In their cell they sit up, filled with clear purpose. They haven’t been this eager to get to work since they discovered the sub.
Vera Kim. If they were going to bring anyone to Lisica to study the island and its inhabitants, Triquet would call on their old friend Vera. Or Vera’s patron at Trinity College, Doctor Amina Nousrat. Pound for pound, they could bring the most insight and expertise of anyone in the world to this project. Vera has published on Polynesian language evolution, she’s lived in like Tierra del Fuego with the Selk’nam and presented their artifacts at archaeological conferences. And on top of that she’s a crackerjack ethno-botanist. If anyone could figure out how the Lisicans have evolved to integrate into their environment, it would be her.
Instead, the team brought only-partially-trained Triquet. Nearly none of their real strengths are being used here. Now, if Lisica was a 1950’s roller rink that had been abandoned in the 70’s in like Aurora, Illinois, Triquet would shine so bright. But here, without the internet or most research resources, it’s all guesswork and bad theories and needles in haystacks.
Until now. Jidadaa is the best needle they could ever hope for. And she even speaks English! Triquet tries to order their thoughts, then remembers that last night they took assiduous notes. They even gave themself a to-do list for this morning. There. All the thinking has already been done. Today it’s nothing but a ton of investigative footwork.
They start with a mug of tea, provided kindly by Amy. Then it’s out to their tent where most of their clothes still are. Kind of cold today. Maybe the thicker skirt with tights beneath. Clogs. Ooo yes! A kind of hausfrau look. An orange bandana, folded into a triangle and covering their head, completes it. Now if they just had a pilly old green rayon cardigan and some horn-rimmed cat-eyes they could vanish into anonymity in 1982 Stuttgart.
After completing their toilet it’s off to the sub. Down… down… Only in the last couple days have they been able to get back into the real swing of things. They’d begun a pass on the personal papers of Master Sergeant Chester Ernest Radick. Now that they’d integrated all the relevant quartermaster reports and tallies into a timeline, Triquet would be able to match up Radick’s notes and diary entries to specific events from 1954 to 1957 that marked a change on the island, such as ship arrivals and deliveries.
But they ain’t gonna work on such dry material this morning! No no no. They set aside that project and turn once more to the diaries of Colonel Ingles. All his texts have been properly analyzed and they’d thought any more effort put into them here would be a slow slog. These pages have already been pretty finely combed.
But then Jidadaa showed up and blew the doors off everyone’s expectations. Too bad she is only an oral resource. Triquet needs things! And it sounds like most of the interesting artifacts are still being held by the Katóoks, which is a damn shame because that meant the researchers will almost certainly never see them. Oh, but what data Triquet could extract from a few old blankets and bracelets…! Ah, well.
The one thing they want to locate again is a passing mention Ingles made soon after he arrived here. Tuzhit. A word they’ve now heard in a variety of contexts. Last night, sitting in a little cross-legged circle with Amy and Katrina and Jidadaa, they heard it again. It’s a name. Perhaps the central name of all Lisican culture. It was Tuzhit and the two sisters who first landed here, a long time ago when the island was truly empty. They brought their Lisica arctic fox with them. He is the great father figure of the island. And that ceremony they had last week was in honor of him. Ingles even mentioned him somewhere! Triquet is sure of it. But where?
Their pale hand hovers over the chronologically-ordered spines of blue hardcover diaries, stained yellow and black. 1956 was the year the Americans seemed to have the greatest contact with the islanders. Not that they wrote anywhere about their impressions of the people they found. No, these colonizers were far too racist to see the Lisicans as anything other than background noise. But they did mention a few native names when discussing how they solved certain problems.
Triquet opens Colonel Ingles’ diary from 1956. His spidery, formal script recorded brief passages as dry as dust. Triquet shakes their head in despair of ever truly knowing this man. Can you imagine? This is how he was even in his own personal papers. These were the private reflections he shared with himself. And all of them were some variation on, “Cold tonight. Hanging nets to kill birds so we don’t waste any more rifle ammo. Prayed for N. and C.”
A little convulsive shiver shoots through Triquet. Lord, these people were so repressed. Generational repression, going all the way back to the shriveled bosom of Queen Victoria and the goddamn Puritans. Where’s your hopes and dreams, Phil? Your secret longings? You probably told everyone you didn’t have any. Triquet recalls their own grandfather, a man who proudly said his whole life he never dreamed at night. Not one dream ever. And he also thought the pinnacle of American comedy was The Three Stooges. Ugh. Things back then were just so… basic.
Although it comforts Triquet to immerse themself in these long lost days, they can really only do it through the meta-ironic kaleidoscopic lens of their modern life. Good grief, if Triquet had been born, as Phil Ingles had, in 1922, there’s simply no way they would have made it to adulthood. Barring a one-way ticket to Berlin or Paris they would have thrown themself under the blade of a combine harvester or whatever when they were like sixteen.
No… Not in this diary. Perhaps 1957? Well, wait. There’s only a bit about the island starting in 1955. So begin at the beginning and work your way through, Triq. “I know I saw Tuzhit somewhere!”
Their voice rings hollowly in the silent sub. Ooo, creepy. Maybe they can summon Tuzhit’s spirit. That would solve some mysteries for sure. Leafing through the brittle pages, they call out the same words again, “I… saw… Tuzhit! Somewhere!” They listen….
No… No spirit dwelling down here. No ghosts. Ha. Maybe that is how Triq would have made their way a hundred years ago. They would be Madame Doucette, spiritualist and palm reader. Lots of black lace and a collection of veils. Conducting seances and eating mummy body parts. They would have been a huge hit.
No, no mention of Tuzhit in 1955… This might be a very long day. Wait. There it is. Right at the end. December 22, 1955. “By signs I attempted to ask the men if their Tuzhit had celebrated Christmas but the primitives had no idea of the custom.”
Triquet goes to their laptop and opens the file of notes they’d created for this diary. And there, the question ‘Tuhzit? A god?’ stares back at them, the h and z transposed, defeating all attempts to locate it with command F. Triquet makes the minor correction, their OCD eventually simmering down.
Now, to the actual significance of the statement… Why would Tuzhit celebrate Christmas? If he set sail from the Alaskan coast in like 1750 how would he have any exposure to European customs? Is this just Ingles being obtuse? Probably.
But something that has bothered Triquet and Katrina both is that there seems to be no linguistic connection between the word Tuzhit and any Eyat forms. Katrina said it might have like Bosnian roots. And then there’s all those other Slavic words that have made their way into their patois. But how?
It’s equally preposterous that Eyat-speakers of the eighteenth century spoke a Slavic tongue, so the researchers had assumed that it was probably a modern exposure to Soviet and Russian military people over the decades. Yet they’d also had exposure to all these Americans but they could find no evidence the Lisicans allowed any but a few proper names into their lexicon.
“Tuzhit! Who are you?” Triquet scans the piles and stacks of organized materials. Nowhere else can they recollect a mention of the name. But also, they weren’t really looking… They were more focused on the murder mystery of Maureen Dowerd. And now that they know the two are connected, Maureen’s death and her native lover, it makes things even more compelling to find the answers to these age-old questions.
A brief wind riffles the papers of the stack in front of Triquet and they drop fingers onto it to still them. What an uncanny gust. It ran over the hairs on the back of their neck like harp strings. That wind. It did not smell right. With a deep instinctive conviction, Triquet just knows that it brought something. Someone. If they merely turn, they will see a dark figure in the hatch leading down to the tunnels.
They try to turn but find themself frozen solid, whether from panic or distress or… whatever. Fabulous. A bit of sleep paralysis to begin the morning. And I’m not even asleep! They try to find a self-deprecating giggle but terror seems to be gripping their throat tight. And yet, their center remains calm. Detached. The fear that coils in their bowels is an object of great fascination, like some sharp glittering blue crystal tearing at their flesh as it rotates deep within. Amazing. All this from a little breeze.
Breath. I still have my own breath. Breath is everything. Triquet inhales deeply, purging their limbs of whatever shackles them. They visualize their feet moving and, with effort, they finally do.
Triquet turns.
The hatch is empty and dark, which makes it even more spooky. They should retreat through the other hatch behind them and go back up to the bunker now. Get some lunch and share their findings. Freak Flavia out with ghost stories. But for some reason… they don’t.
Following every grim impulse they’ve ever had, Triquet smiles wolfishly and stoops through the dark hatch leading down.
Ξ
Esquibel and Mandy work at the outdoor kitchen tables together. Here, their roles are reversed. The Doctor, who swore never to be a cook, couldn’t say no when Mandy asked her to help feed the crew today. Especially since Mandy is so down.
It is clear why. Her golden dreamgirl Katrina has totally turned away from Mandy. It’s all Jidadaa now. Jidadaa this and Jidadaa that. She is so special and unique and wonderful in all these ways that Mandy could never be. Well. She’d just have to console herself with dusty old Esquibel, that is, if her own pride would let her.
So they work in silence. Esquibel doesn’t know if Mandy even realizes how she feels, or if she cares. Resentment presses against the inside of Esquibel’s ribs and, instead of stooping down for a pot, she sighs and stops, hand on hip. “No, I do not want to be like my parents. I want to talk about our problems.”
Mandy, sauteeing freeze-dried vegetables, looks at Esquibel with a hurt expression. “What? What problems?”
Esquibel sighs again. She swoops down and snares the pot, graceful as a ballerina, and sets it down with a clatter on the burner. “I just want to know if it is the blonde hair that makes her so desirable. Because that is something that you should perhaps look at in your own self as a… I mean, we certainly all have our own preferences, but…” And that is all she can get out. Esquibel shakes her head, choked into silence with bitterness.
“Oh, no!” Mandy squeezes Esquibel’s arm with her free hand. “No! You think I’m upset because I’m, what? Jealous of… of who?”
“We’ve both seen the way Katrina looks at Jidadaa. You lost your chance with her, didn’t you?”
“Oh, Skeebee.” Mandy puts her spatula down and turns to her lover. She wraps her arms around Esquibel’s stiff body, nestling her head in the hollow of her jaw and clavicle. “No. No no no. I mean, yeah, Katrina’s hot and I’ve had all kinds of dirty thoughts about her, but never without you. Always with my Skeebee.”
The words are a balm to Esquibel but she still finds she can’t relax. “But then why are you so unhappy this morning?”
“Because I have to go right back up through the fucking tunnels to the fucking weather station tomorrow morning! Every other day! Oh, Skeeb. I don’t know what I got myself into this time. I don’t like it in there. It’s creepy. And I don’t mean the tunnels. I mean inside the island. I thought, I don’t know, they’re islanders! On Hawai’i there’s this huge native movement and some of them have this super strong belief that if they could just get back in charge or get all the haolies off the island that they’d have bliss. But it isn’t like that! There’d be all kinds of turf wars and like, well, whatever they’re doing to themselves here. Everyone’s so cagey and on guard. I thought we could all be friends.”
“You’re burning.”
“Ah!” Mandy turns back to the pan and pours in a dollop of Alonso’s wine. “Just saved it. Thanks. Could you hand me that salt? And I think there’s a bit of lemon juice still left.”
Esquibel finally releases her ire. Mandy is definitely upset about this, not Katrina at all. She had been, all the day before, filling Esquibel’s ears with long lists of complaint regarding the mud, the dark, the unfriendly villagers, the cliffs, on and on. But then they had all sat around the campfire all night and Esquibel had been alone too long with her jealousy. She hands Mandy the salt and kisses her hand. “I love you, Mands.”
“I love you, too, Skeebee. Don’t lets ever fight.”
They bump hips.
“There has to be a way…” Esquibel thinks aloud, “to make it easier for you to get to that weather station.”
“Yeah. It’s called the elevator shaft. But a certain mean-spirited doctor won’t let me use it.”
“It’s not that I won’t let you use it. It’s just… All your ideas so far are so preposterous. They don’t work at all. Fire? And water? I’m glad you aren’t like an engineer. Mandy the architect would get people killed.”
They both giggle, the joke taking the sting from Esquibel’s words.
“It’s a safety issue, mostly. Falling from a great height.”
“That’s what the water was going to prevent.”
“Flooding the shaft was a stupid idea and you know it.”
“Well. You don’t have to be mean about it. But, yeah. I mean, Amy was going crazy trying to figure out how to get Jay back.”
“And you are just crazy.”
“Well, how would you do it?”
“I don’t know. I am not an engineer either. How wide is it?”
“Like three or four meters. Pretty huge.”
“All the way up?”
“Yep. Straight up.”
“What if… maybe if you had a very wide platform in the center, maybe wide enough that you could lift it and there would be no gaps on the sides for anyone to fall through?”
“Sounds heavy.”
“Yes, but maybe not too heavy to…”
Mandy shakes her head, dumping steaming rice into her vegetables and mixing them. “And how do we lift it? We’d need some kind of like rotary engine, right?”
“Maybe Triquet has something in storage down in the sub.”
“Well unless they have about a kilometer of cable or chain in there then we won’t have enough line to hang it and make it go up and down.”
“Maybe they do. Let’s ask them at lunch.”
“It would certainly solve all our problems.”
“Triquet to the rescue.”
Ξ
“Tessteh…” The warm throaty voice, nearly a whisper, echoes in Maahjabeen’s ear. Then comfort words in Arabic. She sits in her mother’s lap, the air full of spices and laughing relatives. Someone plays old music.
Ama’s fingers play with the curls behind Maahjabeen’s ear as she laughs with cousins from out of town and accepts a lit cigarette. The words flow over the little girl like water. And then the baby nickname again, some private joke Ama made about an old family dog, and a peck on her cheek. “Tessteh, Yala. I need to get up.”
She slips from Ama’s lap and lands with a heavy jolt on the floor. The shock quivers through her heelbones, up her legs…
The room goes quiet. She feels all their eyes on her, but all she sees is color and light. Red and yellow patches in the smoky haze, with dark figures hunched over tables. Maahjabeen tries to focus on her family members but they all fade into shadow.
By the wooden reluctance of her brain to register their faces, she is convinced this is a dream. It is a dream and they are all gone. Yussuf and Auntie B. Mahmoud. Dahlia. A whole generation lost to lung cancer. And then Ama in the wreckage of her car…
With a clatter, the walls of her childhood home fall away like a set in a music video, leaving her little girl’s form alone with the shadows, alone and far from shore…
Yes, she is in the water now. But it is somehow no longer the seat of her power. Or this water doesn’t belong to her. Or perhaps it isn’t water at all… She lifts a hand but the liquid is all dark in the darkness, just another shade of black.
Is she far from shore? Yes. A bruised sky shows a dark line of horizon in the distance. And her limbs are already so fatigued. There is no way she can make it. Just treading water is proving to be too much. She shouldn’t be wearing so much clothing. Maybe she can take a layer off…
Maahjabeen ducks her head under the water to remove the gown hanging heavy around her neck. But it gets twisted and she can’t free her head. A ropy line of fabric crosses her face at a diagonal and she can’t unwind it.
Growing more desperate, she claws at her face. But the fabric will not budge. Her breath is about to burst in her. Light fills her vision. She is dying…
A silhouette appears before her. It is that little golem of a shaman who isn’t Wetchie-ghuy. With a nauseous rush, she finally recalls the last time she saw them, during her nightmare on the beach when Pradeep grew ill. They looked down on her then from the cliff above, drawing their powers from the sky, invoking a fog that leeches life away. That’s how they almost got her that time. And now, invading her through the doorway of grief that is her mother’s death, they have returned.
No longer in the water, but a dark cave. “La! La!” Maahjabeen tries to push the encroaching figure away. But their advance is inexorable. The waddling body looms over her, blocking all sight of anything else. A rank stench emanates from them. Her fingers get tangled in their ratty old figurines and twisted-vine fetishes that hang from braided necklaces. Their face is a goblin’s seamed caricature of humanity. Little skulls, threaded by sinew and separated by teeth, rattle on a bracelet…
Maahjabeen is smothered by the force of their advance. Ah! No! Nooo…! This is how it feels to drown…
A stinging smack knocks her head sideways. Her body is lifted. She lands heavily, cracking the back of her head on the frame of the cot. With supreme effort she pulls her eyelids open.
Pradeep hovers above. He has slapped her. His face is filled with desperate concern but she doesn’t recognize the light in his eye. It is someone else in there… and not the shaman tormenting her…
He comes back to himself and shouts in a language she doesn’t know, his voice cracking with grief, and slaps her once more.
A plug deep inside her is pulled. The shaman finally recedes. She can breathe again. Huge shuddering lungfuls of air fills her and Pradeep cries out. He wraps her in his arms and covers her scalp with kisses. “Oh, lovely… Don’t do that. Don’t ever do it again…”
Maahjabeen sobs, sucking in the sweet draughts. Ahhh. She needs air so much. What happened? How could she nearly kill herself lying here in this cot? No, it wasn’t her. It was that devilish shaman. And this time she won’t forget them like she did the last time the wicked creature messed with her.
“What is it?” Esquibel appears in the doorway of their cell with a flashlight in the dark. She is nearly naked, a white triangle of knickers the only thing dividing the dark skin of her legs from the darker night. Maahjabeen covers her own body with her hands, ashamed for Esquibel despite herself.
But the Doctor has no such modesty. With a growl of displeasure she sits at the edge of the cot and shines her light in Maahjabeen’s face. Esquibel doesn’t like the look of the young woman trembling in Pradeep’s embrace. She grabs a wrist and finds her pulse. It is hammering. Her patient shivers from a deep place.
Cursing under her breath, Esquibel forces Maahjabeen to roll over onto her belly. She pulls up the shirt covering Maahjabeen’s back and shines her light on it.
There it is, a series of raised welts at the base of her spine, all in the silhouette of a fox’s face.
Ξ
Flavia drags her face through the mud, squeezing through the narrowest choke point of the tunnel. She hasn’t been down here since first pursuing that crying child all those weeks ago, when Wetchie-ghuy stole her away. She’s had zero interest in ever coming back.
Yet here she is.
Mandy and Katrina scramble ahead, their lithe girlish forms slipping easily through. As with everything, Flavia has more of a struggle. She fits one shoulder through, then the other, and kicks her way forward until she gets to her hips, where she has to repeat the procedure. There. Now she is through that fucking pipe and she can finally stand up.
“That’s the way to the shaft. Look, Flavia. I’ll show you where we’re going, even though we can’t get there from down here…”
“No, thank you very much, but I do not need any side trips. Just take me to your cliff and bring me back and let’s keep everything very simple. Very linear. That would be best.”
Mandy has another point to make but one look at Flavia’s face silences her. Arguing with the Italian woman turned out to be very weird, and not really what she’d expected. But Mandy realizes Flavia is not a normal Italian woman. She’s like half computer.
In a sense, it was as if Mandy and Katrina only had to put in a single input, that comment at breakfast about feeling safe and free here as women. Then Flavia had reflected on that aloud, bitterly, describing her own experience here as a type of prison. And then before they could protest or amend a thing, she had moved on to the next step, like she was writing a program. “But what does that make me? A prisoner, yes, but one who is basing all her daily choices on fear, the fear that I will see him again, the fear that he will try to make a slave of me again. But I have not seen him in weeks. And yet that fear rules me every day. No. That is an intolerable risk profile strategy. So inefficient. Grazie, Mandy. You make me confront this. Yes, I will come with you today. And if I see Wetchie-ghuy, then,” she shrugs, “I will kick him in the balls.”
“You will…?” Mandy is amazed. “I mean, you’ll come? Oh, I’m so glad. Thanks, Flavia. You’re the sweetest.”
And now here the three of them are at the base of the last tunnel section before confronting once again the island’s interior. They pause, catching their breaths, scouting the way forward.
Katrina laughs a bit to herself. “I’ve got a little pet hypothesis going here. Call me an optimist, but I think there’s a chance they’ll talk to us again. Remember this climb, Flavia? Watch your step.”
The fallen tree that they scramble up like stairs finally leads to the flattened mouth of the cave. Flavia gasps for breath as she reaches the end, the adrenaline thrilling through her and keeping her alert. She expects hands to reach out from the darkness and grab her. Yet they do not and she notes this absence of horror as a significant benefit of a happy hike, in an understated idle voice in her head.
Ahead, Morska Vidra waits for them, silhouetted by silver light.
They put on their masks and gloves. Katrina continues. “My thought is that they didn’t talk to us last time because Jidadaa was here. Like she was passing through and they caught a whiff of her, or maybe she was already following us, or… I don’t know.”
Morska Vidra approaches Katrina and chucks her under the chin. “Bontiik.”
“Bontiik.” Katrina can hardly contain her delight. He is talking to them again, which means her hypothesis might perhaps be true. “Hey, where’s your fox, Morska Vidra? Uh, Gde tvoya lisica?”
“Lisica?” He turns and looks. “Lisica?” Then he shoots a glance back at the researchers with a playful smile.
“My, aren’t you in a good mood. I wish I could learn more about Bontiik. You know? Where it comes from. What the whole gesture means. There isn’t a single word like it in Eyat or the Slavic family, not that I know of. A search only gets me that a bontiik is a bonito fish in Frisian. Did you guys just like make it up?”
Morska Vidra isn’t listening. He has started his own sing song discourse with Mandy and Flavia, pointing at each of them with his thumbtip and then outside.
“Uh, a little help here, Katrina?” Languages have never been a strong suit for Mandy. Learning a new one is so frustrating and takes so long. She hates floundering around in confusion. So she just stands there and gives the little old man a polite smile. “Maybe ask him about Wetchie-ghuy.”
“Wetchie-ghuy?” Morska Vidra repeats, scowling. Then he mutters a whole paragraph of sing song and falls silent. He turns to the light, leading them out.
“Cannot believe you have no music.” Katrina follows, with Flavia and Mandy close behind. “May be the first known case in world history. Didn’t anybody like show up later and teach you? I mean, that’s eventually what happened with Jidadaa—”
Morska Vidra freezes at the mouth of the tunnel. His head slowly swivels back to regard Katrina, who falls silent under the weight of that gaze. He only stares at her, unmoving, for perhaps a dozen seconds. Then, point made, he proceeds.
Katrina releases the breath she didn’t realize she’d been holding. She curses herself for a bloody fool and lets Mandy take the lead.
And just right there, after all these weeks, sits the old woman with white and blonde curls who taught them that good-bye means betrayal. Katrina stops, knowing Triquet would never forgive her if she didn’t make some attempt to get some answers. The woman might just be the last living connection to Maureen Dowerd.
The old woman’s hands are skeletal but arthritis doesn’t prevent her from dying reed fibers with a black ink. Her fingertips are stained with it. She looks up and regards Katrina with a level gaze.
“Hello. Uh, Bontiik, uh…” Katrina sidles over to her, as deferential as possible, and lightly taps the woman’s chin.
“Bontiik.” The woman lifts her fist and Katrina lowers her chin onto it. Then she steps back. “Nice… Nice work… Uh…” She quickly consults a list she’s prepared on her phone. “At daké? Work? Good. Uh… Aad’é.” Katrina looks up to see that the Mayor, that somber middle-aged woman with the cares of the village in the lines of her face, watches her from a hut’s door. “Aad’é.” Katrina offers her most charming smile.
The Mayor pulls back into the hut.
“Well, I’ll take that as a good sign. So, hello. I’m Katrina.”
The old woman looks up at her, as if considering whether engaging with this ghostly creature from across the ocean will break her heart again. Finally, she says, “Yesiniy.”
“Yesiniy? That’s your name? It’s a lovely name.” Katrina’s breath hovers in her breast. Her mind is blank. She knows she has to establish some sort of connection before diving right into this woman’s tragic past but she has no idea what comes next. She looks at Mandy and Flavia, who are regarding her from where she left them near the tunnel mouth. “Don’t wait up for me. Sorry. Been waiting forever for this chance.” Katrina turns back to Yesiniy with a sweet smile. “Mind if I sit?”
“Don’t wait? Well.” Mandy makes a face at Flavia. “Gee. Guess it’s just you and me now. Um. You might want like a walking stick. This climb is pretty gnarly. But you got strong legs, right?”
“Strong? What do you mean? Eh. We are going to climb that?”
“I know, right?” Mandy gestures at the steep slope before them with hostility. “It’s the only way up and over. Maybe we didn’t fully describe like the whole route…”
“No, you were very clear. But still.” Flavia shakes her head in distaste. “I thought it would be much more little than that.”
“I’ve got to put up like a rope ladder. Yeah. Last time I did this with like twenty kilos on my back. Thought I was gonna die. Okay. Just follow my footsteps and you’ll be fine. There’s kind of steps cut into the side if you start looking for them. There you go.”
Flavia hasn’t climbed anything this steep since her teenage trips to Cogne and Val D’Aosta. And she was in skiing shape back then. Now, she isn’t in any kind of shape at all. Within twenty steps her thighs are shaking and a cold sweat is running down her back. But she can’t let that colt Mandy get too far ahead. She grits her teeth and squeezes the perspiration out of her eyes. “Dai, Flavia!” She has committed to this course and she must see it through. There is no other path for her. Literally.
Trailwork like this is exactly like data science. The unformed, uncategorized world is out there. And these are the literal step-by-step processes humans have used to bring order and meaning to the world around them. We started with tiny footholds like this, then paths and trails. Then roads and rails and now superhighways and jet airliners and satellites. Same with programming. Just a few generations ago we had punchcards. Now the programs are writing themselves, with massive throughput.
With idle thoughts like these she pulls her way to the top. Mandy is there, panting, hands on knees in the midst of some unpleasant bushes that scratch and pluck at Flavia.
At the crest an erratic wind whips them, dry and warm from the southeast. “Ew. Look.” Mandy points to a long orange band on that horizon. “I bet that’s like dust from the Gobi Desert. Can you smell it?” Mandy faces the dirty smear headed their way. “And all the pollution from factories in China. You know, they find signatures of Chinese coal mining all over North America now. All of it raining down on the whole world. Totally distorting mid-Pacific weather patterns. You know, so we can have fast fashion.”
“Yes, I was in a conference in Beijing once when they had the sandstorms. The whole city turned orange and we could not breathe outside without masks.” Flavia shakes her head. “It was very bad. Ahh… Just when I think I am alone and disconnected from the whole world out here in the middle of nowhere…”
“Chinese pollution cheers you right up! Come on. Believe it or not this is the way down.”
Mandy leads Flavia to the edge of the cliff and a narrow chute that looks like the opening of a slide at a waterpark, except this cliff is six hundred meters high. “Ehh… Are you sure?”
“I know, right? I went after Katrina last time and all she did was follow the footsteps. It’s like the climb before, but, you know, this time down, with your heels. Just lean back.”
“I am sorry but I cannot do that.”
“Okay we can give it a few minutes. It’s not too cold—”
“No, Mandy. It is not a matter of acclimating to the heights. That is insanity. I will not be doing that. Ever.”
“Okay…”
“So you should not waste your time. Go and get your data. Change the batteries. I will go back to the other side back there out of the wind. And I will wait.”
“Esquibel said I shouldn’t really do this alone…”
“I am sorry but what do you want me to do?” The shrill panic in Flavia’s voice cuts through the wind. They are perched on the edge of the cliff like gnats on the edge of a wine glass. The merest puff of air could send them spinning out into oblivion. No. Basta. Enough.
With a pained expression, Mandy turns back to the descent. Without another word, she slowly disappears from view.
Flavia is furious with herself. She should have known this would have been too much for her. Everything is, here. Flavia does not belong on Lisica. And now she has put Mandy in danger.
Well. She might as well get out of the wind.
But someone is blocking her way back up there, hunched on the path like a fallen log.
Wetchie-ghuy.
Chapter 36 – You
September 2, 2024
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36 – You
Maahjabeen finds Pradeep at sunset, tears in her eyes. He stands beside a tall Toyon analyzing its spiky leaves. When he sees the look on her face he drops the reader and reaches for her hand. She throws herself instead against him. Only when he envelopes her in his arms does she begin to sob, deep ragged sounds of grief.
“What…? Oh, love. What is it?”
She breaks away and begins shuffling back to camp, unable to speak about it. He quickly gathers his things and follows, a look of immense care on his face.
They arrive at the Love Palace in silence and she begins hauling at Aziz, the blue kayak stored beneath. Pradeep stows his things and helps her. He lifts the rear and she hauls it, still sobbing, out of camp toward the lagoon.
Flavia emerges from the bunker. “Ah no. What is it?”
But Maahjabeen has no words.
“What is wrong with her, Pradeep?”
As Maahjabeen leads him out of camp, he makes sure to match her strides. “I don’t know yet!” he calls out over his shoulder.
They navigate the fallen redwood and re-emerge onto the beach. Firewater, the yellow kayak, is already here. It’s been pulled a good ten meters clear of the tide line. He is shocked that she’d ever leave one of her boats alone out here for so long.
In moments they are on the water and she is paddling straight as an arrow to the far right side of the lagoon, the southwest corner of the whole island. There is something dark on the rocks there.
It is the corpse of an Orca calf. The markings are unmistakable. And it has been chewed on frightfully. Its fins are torn and whole pieces of its side are shredded, with only a small amount of viscera still spilling from the open wound. Its eyes are gone.
Now Maahjabeen is weeping uncontrollably. Her kayak starts to drift away in the current. Pradeep paddles to the far side of it to keep her from heading toward the lagoon mouth and all those unforgiving rollers. He knows intuitively that there is a meaning in this death that has not been revealed to him yet. The loss of marine mammals always makes him sad too, but this… this is somehow personal to her.
“It’s okay, babi. It’s okay.” The diminutive for her springs unbidden to his lips. His mother used to call him that when he was a child, facing one of his panic attacks. He pets Maahjabeen’s arm, as close as he can get to her in these unwieldy craft.
“La. La…” And Maahjabeen unleashes a torrent of Arabic that Pradeep is incapable of following. But she keeps repeating one word over and over.
“What is ‘Ama?’ I don’t…”
“Ama was my mother. She died last year.” Maahjabeen drops her face into her hands and the paddle slides from her grip.
Pradeep collects it, slides it under a couple shock cord lines, and holds onto her kayak. He’s running out of hands here. And he needs to keep both boats out of the current.
“In a car accident. I didn’t get to see her. I didn’t get to ever say goodbye. I was on the Red Sea.”
“I’m so sorry… Look. Just hold on. I’ve got to paddle.”
“Yes, of course.” Maahjabeen hooks her fingers under Aziz’s lines. “And her ghost… I feel her all the time, Pradeep. She is always watching over me.”
Pradeep waits patiently, unsure how all these things fit together.
“This poor baby…” Maahjabeen gestures listlessly toward the dead calf. “It is a sign. A sign from God. It is all coming to an end.”
She falls silent. Pradeep tries to figure out what she could possibly mean. What sign? What end? He knows so little about Islam and the Quran. It doesn’t have killer whales in it, does it? How could it? The whole thing is set in the desert.
“The orcas…” Maahjabeen whispers her secret, staring out over the horizon. “They watch over me. They saved my life in the storm. They are mine. I am supposed to watch out for them and I can’t even do that, because of this horrible surf! I am supposed to be out there with them, their protector, keeping things like this from happening!”
Pradeep looks at her, caught between befuddlement and wonder. “Is that what you do on the open water? Adopt whole pods of orcas? Protect them? Wow. That’s so amazing, darling.”
“No. It isn’t… This isn’t like a choice, like they are the animal I chose to study for my senior thesis or something. This is what has happened to me on the water. They chose me. This is real.”
Pradeep only nods, shocked to see how off-balance his lover has gotten. “Yes. I see that it is. But help me understand.”
Maahjabeen opens her mouth and then closes it again. There is a whole other world here, a profound hidden world of signs and ghosts and intuition, all presided over by a loving God. How do you describe that to someone who only lives in this cold hard modern world? “They are all… connected. They all… watch out for me. Do you see? It is a holy commitment, what we have. Mother and daughter. Human and whale.”
“I see.” Pradeep feels immeasurable compassion for Maahjabeen. He just wants to kiss and hold her and make her happy again. But he doesn’t know how. The wind shifts, riffling the water, and for the first time the smell of the rotting corpse hits him. He hacks a cough and then turns away from her resentful stare. “I’m sorry. I caught a real whiff there and it…” But her face is only getting more irate. He should stop now. “I love you so much, Maahjabeen. I’ll do anything for you. What can I do?”
She crumples into tears again. Relief washes through her. Of course this is the way forward. And this is how Pradeep can join her unseen world, with the magical power of their love. Love is how he can be one of those watching over her, as she will watch over him in turn. Love is how she can share her wordless bond with these mighty spirits of the sea. And love is how she will get the ghost of Ama to rest easy. It will be his love that her mother will appreciate. Even if she will not approve of him for a whole host of other reasons, Pradeep’s love for Maahjabeen will solve her problems! Suddenly grateful, she lifts his hand, in awe of the gentleness of his spirit and the capacity of his heart, and worshipfully kisses it.
Ξ
Katrina leads Mandy up the final climb to the entrance of the Dzaadzitch tunnel mouth village. Morska Vidra and his fox are already there, as if expecting them. The two researchers stop to put masks and gloves on before getting any closer. As they do so, Morska Vidra departs, out into the daylight.
“Uh, hi and bye. That’s not a good sign.” Mandy carries the camp’s largest backpack and she is sore from wrestling it through all the tight underground passages.
Katrina shrugs. “Who knows? New behavior for sure. He usually accompanies us the whole way. But maybe, you know, familiarity breeds contempt. We’re old news by now.”
Mandy hoists the heavy pack again. “I hope so.”
They emerge into a village filled with the business of daily life. Children strip long reed leaves and thresh dried grains. Adults cook and weave and repair items. Morska Vidra has already joined a trio of women hoisting a wide slab of redwood bark onto the hole in a hut’s roof. Nobody remarks on their presence. It’s almost as if Katrina and Mandy are invisible.
“Okay, then.” Katrina looks around but none will meet her eye. So she ventures further into the clearing, the town square where all the activity is. Jay has given her directions. Where the cliffs rise to her left, there is a game trail beyond the circle of huts leading to the top of the ridge. “That way.” She points discreetly, not wanting to venture forth yet until she gets a better idea of why they’re being ignored. “But I don’t know…”
“What did we do wrong this time?” Mandy has to fight a sudden irritation. That last climb to get through here was even worse than reports had indicated. And the disassembled pieces of her weather station are such awkward shapes in the pack. They seem to catch on every corner. Why, she had to practically inch her way up the tunnels. Something naïve in Mandy expects the villagers to register what a huge effort this was from her, but of course they don’t know. And they don’t care about her personal victories. They’re the ones who made those tunnels. Hauling a twenty kilo pack through them probably doesn’t impress them one bit.
Katrina listens to the many voices around them. Something has changed. The words are muttered instead of chanted. She sees the soundwave in Pro Logic: a flat tonal shift has knocked down all the rising and falling waveforms, leaving it narrow and compressed. Is this the sound of mourning? No, they don’t sound sad. More like resigned. Or depressed. Great. They gave the Lisicans depression. Now Katrina can’t bear to cause them any more anguish. “Okay, ready? Now or never. Let’s just slip through here… Pardon us…” She takes Mandy by the hand and hurries past the villagers and their huts to a spot where the cliffs transition to a steep slope. It is the only possible trailhead. And she can kind of see some footholds scaling upward. But it will not be easy. “Ugh. Watch out. I’m not any kind of mountain goat. This might get embarrassing.”
“Yeah, I’m not what you call a real hiker either.” Mandy does enjoy the outdoors, but only really when it keeps to itself. Growing up with an uncle on Oahu’s North Shore, she was no stranger to the kind of storms they’d been getting, and family trips all over the islands were no less challenging than what she’d done on Lisica for the last few weeks, but diving into the great unknown had never been her thing. She looks up the eighty-degree slope, pretty sure her legs aren’t strong enough to carry all this weight up over the top. Well. She’s been waiting weeks to get here. It’s time to find out if she finally gets to be a scientist on this island or not.
With a grunt and a heave, Mandy follows Katrina’s uncertain path up the slope.
It’s a good sixty meter climb, following the shallow depressions left in the earth, pulling themselves up the maze of switchbacks to a brow of manzanita at the top. Mandy grabs their iron twigs and pulls herself the last few steps up to the rounded crest. Katrina is in a thicket of flowering yellow branches, gasping, waiting for her. Mandy, her legs afire, pushes her way through the clawing twigs to keep up.
When she reaches Katrina the wind changes. Her new senses pick it up acutely, delivering such a wealth of information and sensation all at once it nearly brings her to her knees. This is it. They’ve reached the top. They’re up in the zephyrs now, finally above all the land that blocks her from the sky.
Katrina leads Mandy through manzanita to the true crest of the ridge. They climb the broken spine of it and balance on reddish brown rocks, their clothes whipping in the thin cold wind. The horizon falls away to all sides. This is the view the drone first got when they sent it up over the top weeks ago. From due east to west the ocean fills their view, with the beach and lagoon below obscured by the intervening trees and brush. The endless sea is banded shades of blue and gray, with a patch of bright silver sunshine to the east. The wind comes from the northwest, as it often does, and it carries a saline tang mixed with an arctic chalk. It almost hurts Mandy’s nostrils to breathe it in. It’s the wind of an entire hemisphere. And they can see so much of the island now, this bowl-of-a-thousand-rims. It dominates their view to the north, with several long ridgelines obscuring the far end.
Katrina silently leads Mandy down the cliff, which looks utterly perilous. But the footprints here are unmistakable. This is a path that humans regularly traverse. Which means she can do it as well, even if it seems like they’re pitching themselves off a six hundred meter drop with every step.
Soon a shallow fold at the base of the cliff, hidden until they’re nearly upon it, provides a respite from the terrors of the heights and the whipping wind. They sit.
“Huh. And we’re not even there yet? Not quite as freeway close as I’d hoped.” Mandy’s brave attempt falls flat. She’s so tired.
Katrina just studies their surroundings with a troubled gaze. Then her eyes light up. “Aha! Look. We are already there.”
Mandy follows Katrina’s eyeline. Oh my god. There it is. That’s the platform, the remains of the wooden deck that had been built up here. It’s out and down, in a bowl of a depression another ten meters below them. These cliffs aren’t sheer at all. They hide all kinds of secret spots. With a cry, she scrambles down to it.
The vegetation surrounding the shaft’s mouth was blackened by the fire Mandy had lit. Most of the platform has also burned away. What remains is a length of tilted decking that extends outward toward the sea. Mandy swings wide of the shaft and hurries over to what boards are still nailed together. She tests them with a firm shake. “Still solid! Check this out! I bet they built this for their own weather observations! Now with just a little TLC it’ll be ideal!”
She works to prop the platform back into position. Katrina sighs in relief. Finally Mandy gets to be part of the team. They gently remove the weather station’s parts from her sack and piece it back together, Mandy fine-tuning it as Katrina scours the area for heavy rocks to secure the station’s base. Soon it is complete, an ultrasonic anemometer’s spikes crowning it like a junkyard Christmas tree.
“It needs regular manual downloads and the batteries are good for about sixty hours so I’ll need to come back up every forty-eight to swap them out.” Mandy’s shoulders slump as she realizes how many times she’ll be running this obstacle course. Her irritation mounts again and she hurls a small rock at the shaft’s dark mouth. “Nasty old Skeebee. Wouldn’t let me and Amy figure out a way to get up and down the easy way. I mean, just look at it! It’s obvious this is what those Army dudes used.” Finally she hears a clink as the stone hits the bottom.
Katrina shrugs. “Getting up here’s the hard part but we could totally base jump back down sometime. I do have the remains of that parachute that was hanging over the camp. But it’s like military surplus and needs some like, serious repair.”
Mandy shivers, imagining the struggle she’d have just to find the impulse to jump off this cliff. She doesn’t have it in her. “No, thank you. I’ll brave the passive-aggressive villagers instead.” She steps back and admires her handiwork. “Data… data…” she croons to the weather station, like it’s a beloved houseplant she just watered. “Give me all the data…!”
“Are we done here?” Katrina has a faint hope that when they head back down, the temper of the village might have changed and they’ll be receptive again. She has loads of questions about their history and language. Triquet has a whole list they expect her to get answers for. This Lisican silent treatment is very inconvenient.
Mandy takes one last deep breath of this amazing rarefied wind. It’s surprisingly dry. No storms for a while. And there’s a stillness in the gaps between gusts that indicate no systems coming. Fantastic. The last thing she needs is a cyclone to pop up and wreck her instrumentation here. This whole rig is probably worth as much as a new car. “Yes, babe.” Mandy reaches for Katrina’s hand. She lifts it and kisses it without taking her eyes from the silhouette of the weather station against the shades of banded blue and gray. “Thanks so much for bringing me. I wouldn’t have made it without you.” And then, knowing deeply this is the moment between them if it ever is, Mandy steps close and kisses Katrina, a long breathy, dreamy kiss filled with tenderness and passion.
Mandy steps back and opens her eyes. Katrina looks upon her with affection and warmth, but not heat. Ah, well. It’s not like she was going to tear the chick’s clothes off, not here in all this wind. Then Katrina’s eyes skip past her to look at someone above and behind Mandy.
“Oh, hi,” Katrina waves at the willowy girl watching them from the heights above.
“Hi,” Jidadaa replies, waving at them. “How are you?”
Ξ
“Ecch, where is everyone?” Maahjabeen marches through camp, peering into all the empty tents. “Hello?”
“What’s up?” Jay pokes his head out from the awning covering his hammock.
She starts. “Ah. Jay.” Maahjabeen tries and fails to keep the disappointment out of her voice. “I was just… I need a… I mean, where did they all go? When I left, everyone was here. It was so busy this morning.”
“Yeah, everyone’s out on missions now or whatever.”
“Ugh.” She opens her mouth, closes it, and turns away. How can he possibly help? The answer is clear: he can’t.
Jay squawks, rolling out of his hammock. He pads barefoot across the sand to her, hand covering his left side. He forces his grimace of pain into an eager smile. “What’s up? You need a hand?”
It irritates her that this is the exact phrase she was going to use when she practiced in her mind how to ask someone for help. A hand is exactly what she needs. But… it is Jay. The one person in this whole camp she still doesn’t really respect. She nods. “Yes, but you can’t fool me. I know Doctor Daine put you on bedrest.”
“Ugh, it is so boring in there! I’m going absolutely insane in the membrane. You got to let me… I mean, I can at least like tag along and offer some suggestions.”
“Suggestions I do not need. I know what I need to do. It would just be very much easier with another person. But no. You cannot help. You have to be an adult and take care of yourself, yes?”
Jay presses his mouth into a displeased line. “You know, a lot of you guys think like I don’t hear the condescending tone or I don’t mind being lectured or talked down to all the time but…”
Maahjabeen turns away with a snarl of impatience. Getting into a spat with Jay about—about… she doesn’t even know what it is about! And she only has a short window when the tide is low. She slams the door of the bunker open and ducks her head in. It is dim. “Hello?” But the interior is empty. Even Doctor Daine is gone.
Maahjabeen crosses the camp. Jay waits for her, his face eager. “So where we going?”
“You are going back to your bed and I am going out to the lagoon to hang a gill net.”
“Fuck yeah. Clams for days. So so glad you finally allowed some harvesting in the lagoon. We were running out of the tinned stuff and things were looking pretty dire.”
“Yes, well, it is not as pristine as I had hoped. Now go away. I will not have the Doctor yelling at me about your wound.”
Maahjabeen hurries back to the beach. When she climbs the fallen trunk, she studies the ocean. Such a perfect vantage. She has grown to love the extra three or four meters of height this massive log offers. Distant sunbeams slant at an angle onto the ocean through breaks in the gray mantle. God is serene today.
Maahjabeen drops off the trunk and hurries back to the beach. Okay. Maybe if she spools the rope and net and slowly unwinds it as she paddles out to the anchor point she’s identified. No. There is no way the net will remain untangled. What if she carries the entire net out, ties it off, and then unspools it on the way back? That might be simpler. Still no way to conceivably keep the net together. Perhaps if she just lays it out carefully on the sand and slowly drags it at a diagonal…
“Oh, I see your problem.” Jay startles her. He stands behind her, studying the net she has made and the lagoon. “You just need me to stand in the shallows and feed it to you, right? I can do that.”
She stares at him with open hostility. Regardless of the fact that this is exactly what she needs, Maahjabeen is so outraged that he ignored her direct order to stay away from her that she thinks of filing a complaint. “I am telling you to leave me alone, Jay.”
“Damn, this has nothing to do with you, Maahjabeen. I just want some clams. And you need a hand. Why you got to be so uptight all the time? I ain’t hurting anyone by being here.”
“When someone tells you they want to be left alone, you have to respect that. It is the law. And it is decency.”
“Sure sure. But I don’t got to be anywhere near you. I hold the line, you’re in the boat. And guess what? I’m the best person in this whole camp to do it. I used to run these really fine gill nets for the fingerlings at the hatchery. I know how to keep them untangled. You go out there and set it and then I leave you alone.”
“You can’t do it one-handed.”
“Look. I’ll use my foot. Just hand it to me so I won’t have to bend over. Then I can let it out easy like. Come on, Maahjabeen. I’m not like harassing you. You were the one who came into camp looking for help but for some reason you just hate me. Come on. I’m not a bad guy.”
“Jay. Listen to yourself. When someone tells you that you are harassing them, you cannot argue it. You just have to respect them and give them space.”
Jay lifts a hand. “Hey, all I’m saying is you got it wrong. It could be Amy or Miriam or Morska Vidra asking me. You don’t got to turn this into a federal case or anything. Fine. If you don’t want to set the net, I sure as hell can’t do it without you, so… Peace.”
Jay shakes his head in frustration and turns away. What the fuck? Why did he come back from the other side of the island again? Oh, right. Because they were trying to kill him. But that hidden garden of Kula’s sure was sweet. And she and Jidadaa treated him with a hell of a lot more respect than—
“Jay.”
He turns back.
Maahjabeen studies him. She remembers being a teenager on the streets of Tunis protesting American intervention in Libya. She has always hated the Americans. And this is how they always look and act. He is a picture-perfect representation of them. Tall and blond and cute, unformed… and they can never take no for an answer. “Just stand here and unspool it and then stop being such a bother.”
“You got it.”
Later, after the net is fixed, Jay follows Maahjabeen back up the beach as she drags her kayak home. She stops one last time and looks out at the lagoon with a frown. “There is no telling,” she says, “how successful it will be. It is very possible all that work was for nothing. Or that it will only catch things we can’t eat.”
“Or…” Jay counters, “we feast like kings. I’ve got a cream sauce I want to try with the dehydrated milk and garlic flakes.”
“Your optimism is annoying.”
“Well, your pessimism is hella sad.”
Maahjabeen turns back to him before she navigate the roots of the fallen tree. Her eyes twitch with ire. There is such a gulf between them. “My pessimism is earned. Your optimism is not.”
“Uh, I’ve spent my whole life on the beach, lady. And the ocean always provides. I thought you knew that.”
“The ocean is my sanctuary. But it is not easy. Nothing is.”
“Man, some people…” Jay shakes his head in despair. “You’re like my mom’s always been. Nothing means anything unless it hurts. Unless you sacrifice something for it. But why? You and I are scientists. We know that isn’t how things work. Things work or they don’t fully irrespective of whether or not they’re hard for us. The universe doesn’t care about your feelings.”
Maahjabeen stops again. “That is where you are wrong. The universe cares very much about my feelings. My thoughts and actions. Purity of both is the only way to paradise.”
“Paradise? I’m talking cream sauce.”
“God knows everything you think.”
“Well, that’s creepy.”
Maahjabeen loses her temper. “Gah! Get away from me! What is wrong with you? Go back to your toys and your made-up world of comic books. Seriously, I have no idea what Pradeep sees in you.”
Jay draws himself up to his full height. She has finally gone too far. “You might think I’m like too laid back to be offended. But you’re wrong. You’re totally one hundred percent wrong. And if you can’t figure out why Pradeep and I are buds, then that’s on you, not me or him. The fault’s in you. And you might want to check yourself before you lose us all.”
Then Jay turns away from camp and instead slips into the vegetation leading toward the waterfall.
Maahjabeen watches him go, her own heat fading. She wants to call out a last insult but she visualizes Pradeep hearing it and she knows how much it would hurt him. Feh. What a mess.
Ξ
“Has anyone seen Jay?” Pradeep ducks into the bunker. Amy and Triquet and Esquibel all share a workstation, discussing how to word their findings regarding the grave of M.C. Dowerd.
“Isn’t he in his hammock?” Amy remembers that she was going to bring him dinner an hour ago. But it slipped her mind.
“First place I looked. Not in the grove. Not on the beach.”
Amy sighs. “Shoot. I should be keeping a better eye on him. You know how he likes getting in trouble.” She turns back to the others. “Triq. You’re the best writer. Just make sure you add sentences in the lead paragraph about the setting based on my notes. I bolded the important bits. Seems I’ve got to find a wayward child.”
“He isn’t a child,” Esquibel mutters bitterly. “And you should all stop treating him as one.”
“Huh.” Amy barks a short laugh. “Jay’s like one of those high-performing special needs kids. Can hardly dress himself but he’ll spot four different species of lacewing while Pradeep and I are still getting our bearings. I know he can be a little much but we absolutely need him in the field. Which is where he probably is.”
“Yes…” Pradeep agrees, following her outside. “But where?”
They find Jay sitting beside Alonso at the waterfall’s pool, playing cribbage. Alonso soaks his feet and they share a joint.
“Ahh. Gambling. I should have known.” Pradeep slips through the dense brush at the edge of the pool and crouches beside them.
“No money on this game,” Alonso rumbles. “Or I would be very poor right now. You may think he is an innocent boy but he is really a hustler.”
“Just the luck of the cards, my dude. Sup, Prad. Hey, Amy.”
Pradeep leans down. “I think I figured out how he got up there.”
“Seriously? No shit.” Jay drops his cards. “I’ve been cracking my brain on that. Total mystery hour.”
“Who got up where?” Amy is glad she carries her daypack. She unslings it now and gets out a few snacks for the players.
“Amy, that is too kind.” Alonso unwraps a packet of crackers and dips them in the pool’s cold water. “Hm. Surprisingly good.”
Jay opens an energy bar and tears off a huge bite. “Show me.”
Pradeep takes a packet of dried fruit. “It is the Lisican fellow we saw in the crown of the redwood when the ospreys attacked. We couldn’t figure out how he got up there.”
“Way high up. Like a hundred meters. We were like, dude!”
“But there is no hurry. You should finish your game first.”
“Shit, it’s already over. Sorry, Alonso. Double run. And fifteen-eight is sixteen. Not your day, homie.”
Alonso glowers at the cards. Amy pats his shoulder.
Jay wheezes as he pushes himself to his feet. “I know…” he forces the words through the pain, “…not to pull the stitches open but I got to stretch the scar tissue or… ah!” He stumbles up, wincing. “Never heal properly otherwise. Good to go, Prad. Let’s get it.”
Pradeep and Jay leave Amy to get Alonso back to camp. “Ah, well. Boys will be boys.” She starts cleaning up their picnic.
“Eh. Unless they become girls.”
“Or nonbinary.”
“Precisely. Jay told me about the osprey nest. He says they can’t get blood samples unless they kill them. I told him—”
“Absolutely not.”
“Yes, I told him absolutely not. But it made me realize we need a policy for collection. We have no trouble killing all the insects and tapeworms and sea life. But birds? Mammals? I mean, as a field biologist, where do we draw the line?”
“It really depends on our values as principal investigators and how challenging it is to get our results. Do you think you can get an accurate report from Plexity without…?”
“No. Of course not. I mean, they are apex predators in this ecosystem, aren’t they? You people have always told me those are the keystone species.”
“Ospreys certainly are. But I don’t know how to get the samples you need.”
“Maybe something with the drone…?” Alonso taps his chin, lost in thought.
Amy stares at him as if he’s lost his mind.
Down the trail and across the camp hurry Pradeep and Jay. From her platform, Maahjabeen watches them go off together and her lover can’t understand why her face is so sour. But he doesn’t have time to find out. He’ll ask later.
They make it through Tenure Grove to the far side, where the osprey nest is. Here is where they saw the man standing so high above. Jay is full of guesses and theories. “You found a way he got there from the cliff, didn’t you? No, wait. There’s like a whole permanent village up there isn’t there? Oh, man. That’s it. I can see where he stood. And there’s totally room for a swank pad up there. I mean, I guess. Can’t really see which tree…”
“That is the big problem I had.” Pradeep points up at the spot in the distance he hopes to reach. “That’s the tree, right? That one. Okay. Now follow me. It’s that one. It’s that one…” As Pradeep ducks into the understory, he tries to keep his arm pointing at the correct tree. But it is soon hidden from view. By the time he can see the redwood canopy clearly again, he is at the base of a cluster of them. “Now which one is it?”
“Uhh.” Jay tries to orientate himself. The trees are so fucking huge their tops seem disconnected from their bases. “I don’t think it’s this ring. I think it’s further in.”
“Well. Good eye, is all I have to say. Because I spent far too long trying to figure out how to climb these trees here. But you’re right. It is another group, through this way.”
Beneath a close canopy of rhododendron and fern they crawl, popping up to find massive striated reddish columns once again towering above them.
“This one?” Jay guesses, pressing his hand against it. He needs to take a breather. His side is burning like a motherfucker but there’s no way he’s going to tell Pradeep that. He’d make them go back home, right when it’s getting good.
“Close. Up and over and the big one on the far side.”
“Up and over, huh?” Jay doesn’t know if he has it in him. And the brush is so thick there’s no way to skirt this fairy ring and its high walls of entangled roots. He has to climb them.
“Maybe you should wait here…”
“And maybe you should kiss my ass.” Jay grunts, reaching as high as he dares with his right hand, and pulls himself upward onto the foot of the redwood trunks. A hiss of agony escapes him.
“And now I regret bringing you…”
“Don’t you fucking dare.”
“Fine. You’re in. This is it. You made it. Just wait here now.”
But Jay’s looking at the redwood duff and bed of moss beneath his feet. “Somebody’s been here alright. Like a lot. See here and here? Trying not to leave tracks but that only works if you’re light on the land. Not if you’re coming in every day.”
Pradeep studies the brown and bare patches in the moss. They lead right toward the burn scar in the tree that is their goal. “Yes, good eye. That is where they go.”
“In the goose pen?” Jay struggles across the uneven bed of moss to the yawning seam an ancient fire had burned in the massive trunk. This is one of the largest Coast Redwoods Jay has ever seen.
“Goose pen?”
“Yeah, the settlers in the redwoods would keep their geese and chickens in the burnt redwood trunks. They just put little gates across the openings then boom, eggs for days.”
“Yes, well, this one isn’t a goose pen. It’s a lobby.”
“A lobby?”
“Well, whatever the ground floor is with the stairs leading up.”
“There’s stairs? Where?”
But Pradeep is already inside the goose pen, a voluminous space as large as an average bedroom. He has fitted his hands and feet to indentations cut in the blackened interior bark. Following them spirals him upward.
“Whoa…! Dude! You did it! Oh my god! This is totally like in Swiss Family Robinson! You ever read that? I fucking loved that book. They had this treehouse with a secret interior way… but, I mean, how will you get all the way up? Does it go fully to the top?”
“I mean…” Pradeep grunts with effort. This isn’t very easy. The trunk’s interior tapers the slightest bit, which makes each step a little bit greater than ninety degrees. “It has to, doesn’t it?”
“And if I had to guess I’d pretty much assume they don’t want us poking our heads up there.”
“Yes, but…” Pradeep wants very much to get to the top of this tree. “We can’t do a full survey of the island without it, can we?”
“Careful. That’s the kind of thinking that got me involved in some pretty heavy prophecies last week.”
“Well, what would you have me do?”
“I just want you to wait a few more days for me to heal up so I can come with you. One person shouldn’t go it alone.”
Pradeep sighs. “You’re right. I hate that you are right.” He drops from his spot, a good four meters up, and lands on the goose pen’s floor. He stares upward. Is there a dim bit of gray light up there at the top of this narrow cone? Or is it just a trick of his eyes?
“We need to come back with Katrina. And the drone.”
Ξ
“Success!” Flavia returns from the lagoon with a bucket filled with sea life. “The gill net was very full.”
“Oh, sweet Jesus, let me see what you got there.” Jay limps up to the kitchen tables of the camp. “Amy, where’s my filet knife at?”
Flavia places the bucket at his feet. Squirming fish, their backs red and mottled brown, can barely be counted, much less recognized. “Holy shit, a bonanza! You sweethearts. Papa’s got a plan for you.”
“Well, I will take that as a sign to start drinking.” Alonso moves with slow care toward his barrel, holding a wine glass.
“Look at you, Zo!” Miriam calls out from her spot on Katrina’s platform, where she works on her laptop. “Graceful as ever.”
Alonso laughs and makes a florid gesture with his arms like a ballet dancer. “Just don’t ask for a grand jeté. No, but I am doing much better, darling. The swelling has come down, more than I thought it would. Mandy, I thank you. Where’s Mandy?”
“She and Katrina have been gone all day,” Esquibel informs them as she exits the bunker. “Is it dinner time? I am starving.”
“Almost, Doc. Going for the simple fish fry tonight.” Jay pours a profligate amount of oil into their largest pan. “Man, this is way too much fishmeat for one meal. We got to keep the rest for later. Flavia, we need more seawater for these guys. Keep them fresh.”
“Fine. Water is something I can do.” Flavia lifts an empty bucket and heads back to the beach. She passes Maahjabeen, carrying her kayak, as she goes. “Chef needs another bucket.”
Maahjabeen nods. She has just unloaded on Flavia about Jay and a sour unspoken message passes between them.
“No, seriously, Alonso…” Miriam puts aside her laptop and goes to him, where he is dispensing his first drink of the night. “You look so much better. What did you do all day?”
“Well, I had my feet in the pool. And then I joined Maahjabeen for a dip in the lagoon. Have you been? Very bracing.”
“That’s a weasel word for freezing and you know it. But you don’t care. You’ve always burned so hot.” Miriam leans in and nuzzles Alonso’s rough chin. Her arms drape around him.
“And you have always been my cold-extremities girl.” He kisses her temple. “Triquet. Mi amor. Can I get you a glass?”
Triquet is touched that Alonso and Miriam so easily include them in such intimacy. With a groan of pleasure, Triquet crosses to them and falls into a welcoming embrace. “You know it, big boy. I’m thirsty as hell.”
They all giggle at the flirtation. Alonso kisses Triquet’s temple as well. “And how about you, Triq? Do you run hot or cold?”
“You know me, Alonso. I’m like quicksilver.” They favor him with an arch smile. “Catch me if you can.”
Miriam kisses Alonso’s ear. “I told you they were naughty.”
Alonso laughs. “Ah! Where is Katrina? We need music! And dancing! Tonight is a real supper and we should all be here!”
“Let’s see. Maybe I can…” Esquibel crosses the camp and climbs onto Katrina’s platform. She begins picking through the DJ gear. “Does anyone know where the power button is on this thing?”
But everyone is busy with their own pursuits. Amy has joined Jay at the stovetop. Maahjabeen has stowed her boat and gone to Pradeep at his platform. It is up to Esquibel to figure out how to get this system to make music.
She opens Katrina’s laptop and it asks for a password. Of course. Esquibel can’t just go snooping through someone else’s machine. But that does remind her of her other mission. And this is perhaps the perfect opportunity. The second pocket of the laptop case yields a black and chrome USB stick almost identical to the first one she loaded with Plexity data. Into a pocket it goes. “Ehh, I can’t figure it out. We will need to be acoustic, I guess.” Esquibel lifts a small tambourine, festooned with satin ribbons, and bangs it against the heel of her hand.
“Doctor, a glass?” Alonso has both Miriam and Triquet hanging from him. His smile is wide, wider than Esquibel has ever seen. It is good to see her patient doing so well.
“Why, yes, Doctor. Thank you.”
“Maybe for a song. Can you sing for your supper?”
The others call out for Esquibel to sing. But she has never had much of a voice. She tries to think of something that will satisfy them. She bangs out the rhythm on the tambourine to an old Kenyan nursery rhyme from her childhood:
“By short/shot I love you baby
The baby to the sun/son
The sun/son to the owner
The owner to the men
The men to the bush—”
Esquibel stops. Figures appear in the bunker’s door. Katrina exits into the camp with a squeal of delight. “Ooo! Sounds like a party!” She is followed by Mandy, shuffling behind, very tired.
Finally, blinking and smiling at them all with hesitation, Jidadaa exits the bunker behind them.
Jay is caught up in the cooking. But he finally turns when the camp goes still to behold their visitor. When he sees Jidadaa in the doorway, he slams the spatula onto the table with surprising force, silencing everyone. “You.”