Chapter 22 – Ba-a-a-a!
May 27, 2024
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22 – Ba-a-a-a!
That night, the sky clears. The stars come out in all their glory. Esquibel stands on the beach, her mind empty, letting the high vault of the night sky, so rarely seen, calm her.
She is playing such a dangerous game.
The camp has been asleep for hours. She knows she is the only one awake, especially after Katrina’s blowout for Flavia’s birthday. What debauchery. If it hadn’t grown so cold, they would have all ended up naked. But instead they passed out in shivering piles.
After several hours, Esquibel had gently pulled herself free of them to use the trenches. Then instead of heading back to bed she has snuck out here to the verge of the strand to watch the stars. She inhales the sharp salt tang on the air and tilts her face further upward. The Milky Way is a bold stripe against the darkness, a purple glow of cosmic gas behind it. Very little of this magnificent sky is actually black. Oh, but the universe is so inhospitably crowded with stars. Good thing it’s also enormous.
She hears the hiss of a line. Here it is. This is actually happening. What she’s been working toward for years. She turns to the cliff on the northwest side of the beach, where it drops precipitously into the water. A dark figure is rappelling down toward the beach.
Esquibel fingers the USB drive in her pocket. Worth more than gold, that. It is her precious entry into their world. She watches the figure drop onto the rocks fringing the cliff, then pick their way lightly across, splashing through a few spots, to the beach. Then they stride purposely toward her.
The figure is clad entirely in black, face covered. They approach, the fabric of their suit nearly invisible in the dark. This person is a bit shorter than Esquibel, facing her. She can’t tell anything about them. It is probably best that way, at least at this stage.
The figure holds out a black-gloved hand. She drops the USB stick into it. The fingers of the hand close. The hand disappears inside the suit. It is done. There is no turning back now.
The figure glides away, still facing her. Their movement is so uncanny Esquibel fears it must be a ghost. A spirit has just visited her. That’s all. And she whispered secrets in its ear. And now the ghosts will trust her and welcome her into their realm. And that is all that is important.
Esquibel faces the camp. Now her mind is full, alive with moves and strategies. Everything is going exactly as it should. She is even enjoying herself, falling in love with each of these lovely people. None of their hard words or recriminations mark her. They have no idea what they’re doing here or how valuable their innocent labors are. They are just so precious. It is ultimately them and people like them for whom she fights. That is all she must remember: to fight in secret for the world’s salvation.
Ξ
“I wouldn’t call it resentment…” Jay holds up a hand.
“Jealousy.” Amy laughs at him when he nods.
“Yeah, I guess that is more like it.”
“Oh, at least you get a fresh start with the Lisicans. They won’t even let me back in the village.”
“Well if Esquibel gets her way we’ll never see the village again!” A plaintive whine edges Jay’s voice. He plucks at his trousers like a child. “Man, I always wanted to have this kind of first contact situation. There’s so much to learn! They’ve been making their own world here for what, a hundred years? More?”
“I’d guess more. But who knows how long? We should have brought a linguist. But not even the Air Force could anticipate needing one of those.”
“So what’s it like in there? Really. Nobody’s told me. I just get these little snatches of detail that people think are enough. I mean, there’s a path? Okay. Well, is it lined with domesticated plants or wild? How wide is it? Is the one going to Wetchie-ghuy’s spot different? Do they maintain the trail? Is there like gravel in the washouts? Come on. That’s the kind of stuff I got to know. But when I ask everybody just shrugs and goes, ‘You know. It just looked kind of normal.’ And I’m like aaaagh.”
Amy holds up a hand to protect herself from his onslaught, shaking her head in amusement. “I guess I should have taken pictures. But I didn’t want to freak anyone out. Don’t worry, Jay. Remember what Katrina said? Esquibel is being security-crazy now but in another week or so I bet we’re all on the best of terms and your ankle will be back to normal. How’s the hand?”
“Still stiff.”
“Any more headaches?”
“No. Huh. I hadn’t really realized that, actually. Wow. Thanks for checking in, boss. You’re right. I’ve just got like a lot less pain in general. The hand, the head, the ankle. I was miserable!”
“So just hold tight, kid. We’ll get you in those tunnels in no time. And then up into the heart of it.”
“What if…? Do you ever think…?” Jay shakes his head. “Man. A nearly empty island, with all these gorgeous natural features at this latitude… I could just like build a treehouse here and get a fishing line and… Seriously. I’m never gonna need to leave. I could like stay here forever. Prad.”
Jay calls out to Pradeep, who is crossing through the camp, pulling his collections backpack off his shoulder. “Yes, Jay?” Pradeep is preoccupied by his latest discoveries, a Eucestoda flatworm he had wrongly classified as a Lepidoptera larvae. But no, it has a fully-developed white body, like a parasitic worm he’d find in animal stool samples. These were in leaf litter that seemed to have an extra stench to them. Perhaps there was dung in it.
“Would you live here, Prad? Like forever?”
Pradeep blinks at Jay, his mind far away. He studies the crowns of both trees and cliffs. Then he shakes his head and involuntarily shivers. “Ugh. Why do you ask me these things? What is wrong with you? Are you trying to freak me out?”
“No, dude. Think about it. There’s a lot of empty land—”
“I won’t!” Pradeep chops the air with his hand. “I get to go home to a normal life in a normal house and sleep in a normal bed. Very soon. This is a nice vacation. And perhaps if it is truly safe someday I would like to return. But—but there is no amount of preparation I can do that would make me feel like I could stay here forever.”
“Wow. Well, hike your own hike, dude. Get me some fish hooks and a garden and I could stay here until I’m about ninety-seven.”
Pradeep tries to make light of the situation. He reaches for something clever to say but it’s hard when his anxiety is jangling like this. Finally he comes up with, “Sometimes I wonder if you are truly a modern human, Jay. Perhaps you have more paleolithic or even archaic lineages in you, expressed so strongly in your, well, your morphology and behavior.”
Pradeep and Amy watch Jay’s face for a reaction to this unkind comment. He takes a long moment to digest it, then Jay blushes and drops his eyes to the ground. “You think so? That’s like the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me. Dude, I’m like an atavistic throwback to our wild past! I thought I was the only one who realized it. Y’all are way too civilized for me.”
Pradeep and Amy share a complex look. Only Jay would take these words this way. Pradeep shakes his head, mildly annoyed, and gets back to his work.
“Hey, Prad.”
“What.” Pradeep doesn’t even look up. He is excavating his bag for the worm samples. The Dyson reader will be able to identify it instantly. Then he can see how it fits in with the larger—
“When the tunnels open back up, you and me, right? We head inland. Check out the whole island.”
But the panic such possibilities bring shoots through him and his hands spasm, scattering his carefully stacked sample bags. “Amy,” Pradeep seethes, “keep him away from me or I swear I’ll kill him.”
“What?” Jay asks as Amy hauls him down the beach. “What did I say? I’m just trying to tell him how awesome he is…!”
Finally Jay’s voice fades into the crashing of the waves and the cawing of the gulls. Pradeep takes a deep breath and looks up. His eyes catch Maahjabeen’s. She is doing minor repairs to her kayaks after the big platform collapsed on them during the storm. Just cosmetic stuff. Her brow is pinched, from working on a fiberglass hairline fracture with some epoxy, and her frown is deep. But she is still so beautiful.
Maahjabeen realizes she is grimacing when she sees Pradeep making the same face. They are both working too hard. She smiles at him, shy, and drops her gaze, her brow suddenly clear.
Pradeep stifles a smile and looks down. But he doesn’t see the worm or his collection bags under his hands any more. He only sees Maahjabeen’s body beneath his, an absolute wonder of beauty and sensuality. Lying with her is like bathing in a river of maple syrup. He didn’t know such a thing could be addicting, but now all he wants is another deep drink of her. Last night was a frustration. Nobody would leave them alone. They couldn’t do more than squeeze hands in the dark. Privacy is what they need. How will he find intimacy with Maahjabeen ever again?
Ξ
“I haven’t been down here in so long.” Flavia picks her way across the second wardroom of the lower deck of the sub.
Triquet is with her, checking all the piles and collections to make sure nothing has been disturbed. “It does feel like the Lisicans have been down here. I mean, honestly, I expect them to have been here. But nothing’s actually out of place or…”
“Why would you expect them?” Flavia pulls back in fear toward the hatch leading back to the surface. “Don’t say things like that. There is no reason they would come here. All they ever did is show us how little they want us here. Maybe they know we are gone in another five weeks so they are just trying to wait us out.”
“Okay. How would they know that?”
But Flavia is already over this conversation. “I don’t care. I will not think about them for one second longer.” She talks herself into staying and she drifts back to Triquet’s side. “But you know who I am thinking about? Maahjabeen. I am worried that she is being treated poorly again. This time her boss kicked her out of her cell and had sex in her cot. We must be nicer to her. Did you know she lost her mother not even a year ago? Car accident.”
“No. No, I did not.” Triquet blinks at Flavia. “I know next to nothing about her. She hasn’t really befriended a weirdo like me. And she isn’t interested in any of my wardrobe. Uh, let me know what I can do to help. So how was your birthday?”
“It was very special and you were all very nice. Thank you. Of all my birthdays I rank it fourth.”
“You rank your…? Of course you do. All about the numbers, yes? You absolute madwoman. All right. So tell me about your ranking system? What made this one fourth?”
“Well. I have a weighted system of analysis that assigns points to various attributes of a birthday. How healthy I am. How many of my favorite people are here. What kinds of gifts. What kinds of unique experience. Each experience is valued differently, with a library of metrics that cover all types of encounters possible for humans in the real world. Special moments each get between one to three points. And there are modifiers to account for age-related changes in myself and certain epi-cycles I’ve charted that show how my personality waxes and wanes over the years like the moon. This year’s birthday scored 1341.337 points, putting it just over two points behind the best birthday of my childhood, when I turned five and rode on a pony.”
“Fascinating. Well, nearly. So when you turned five was third? What was second?”
“1833.242 points. When I turned nineteen I lost my virginity on my birthday to the most gorgeous boy in the whole school.”
And first?”
“The very next year. When I was twenty I dumped him. And it was the best feeling ever. 2115.902 points. My record.”
Triquet laughs. “And what about your worst birthday?”
“Ah, it was only 27.644 points. Last year. I was alone. No family. No celebration. No presents. I felt like I would never have a good birthday again. But then… this! Last night was fantastic! If only my mother or brother or someone like that had ben here it would have put it over the top, especially with the bonus qualifiers Katrina earned for playing all my favorite Björk songs.”
Triquet is bemused. “I love this idea. It kind of works with mine. Maybe makes it better. See, what I’ve learned is that birthdays and holidays are extremely important and that the biggest deal possible should be made of them.”
“No, that is not what I am saying, Triquet. I do not make a big deal. Things happen or they do not, then I score them afterwards. I am not trying to reach my highest score each year. That is not how I do it.”
“No, but listen. This is how I do it. Birthdays aren’t about parties and presents. It’s about mental health. You work too hard. Right?”
“Of course. We all do.”
“Yes. And even if your institution has good personal day and vacation policies, it’s still hard to take all the time we need, right?”
“For most Italians I would say you have no idea what you are talking about. They aspire to do nothing every day. But in my case, yes. Our department is very fierce with their focus. Schedules are very tight. It is hard to not work too much.”
“Unless… you make your special days really special. Now, personally, I don’t care about turning thirty, or thirty-three, or whatever. But it is one of those common cultural things that many people do care about. So I’ve learned to care about them too.”
“But why? That is just like, what do they call it in America? Greeting card culture?”
“Exactly! Hallmark holidays galore! Yeah, I work in the States where it is a sin to want a day off. Like ever. So I’ve told all my co-workers that I really really care about my birthday. And they’re really happy for me! It’s a great story. I told them when I turned twenty-nine, back at Loyola, that my childhood dream had always been to go to Singapore when I was twenty-nine.”
“What? What kind of crazy kid idea is that?”
“No, see, I was lying. I don’t care about birthdays but I do care about time off. I don’t care about any holiday really, but you ask my coworkers and I’m the biggest Christmas elf and Easter bunny the world has ever seen. And that’s how I get two weeks off every time I have a birthday. I come back with pictures and stories and tell everyone how much I thought about my uncle who died from lymphoma. Every ten years, I take six weeks. Because I just HAD to make all my dreams come true when I turned thirty! I climbed Haleakala in Maui and wandered the South Pacific. It was glorious. When I turn forty I’m gonna, I don’t know…”
“Go to the moon!”
“Perfect! Then my return flight could get delayed and I could get even more time off!”
Flavia laughs. “Clever. You are right. I will start doing this too. Whenever I need a break. Now. Did you find what you were looking for down here? I should get back to my work. Plexity is becoming such a mess. Alonso has already broken the beta.”
“Oh. Okay. Just some light reading then.” Triquet lifts a large stack of folders and loose papers. “I’m sure it’s in here somewhere. It was just the briefest glance and I didn’t attach any significance to it at the time. But why would anyone even try to correspond with an Iranian embassy in 1954 unless you were like part of the CIA coup that had just deposed Mosaddegh? Especially coming at them as a representative of the U.S. Military. Very fishy. So yeah. I’ll just take it all upstairs and sift through.”
Flavia mimics Triquet’s encompassing gesture but she wraps her arms around herself instead of archaeological treasures. “Don’t you ever get spooked down here? Ghosts of submarine sailors?”
“I wish. Like, of all the people in the world, I’d be the happiest one if I could talk to a ghost.” Triquet turns to address the empty chamber. “You hear me, ghosts? I’m your huckleberry. Right here.” Triquet sighs and addresses Flavia again. “They were there. They saw the world I’m just trying to reconstruct. They could tell me so much. Ghosts…!” Triquet’s voice rings out, harsh against the metal bulkheads, “If you’re here, make a sign! We have cookies.”
Triquet waits a moment in silence and then a hollow boom echoes from below. Flavia cries out and bolts for the hatch back up to the surface. Triquet yelps and loses their grip on all the files. They cascade to the floor in a mess. “Hold on! Just hold—!” But Flavia is already gone. Triquet giggles, convincing themself the boom was the sub sinking further in the water-logged sand and making the noise that old houses do when they settle.
But still, the bowels of the sub aren’t the most welcome place to be right now, especially alone. This is breaking Esquibel’s protocol. Nobody alone at any time. But Triquet can’t just leave these files here alone on the floor.
As they gather them, another paper slips out, catching Triquet’s eye. It has Korean characters written on it in faded black ink. But they look simplified. “Flavia…?” Triquet wants to show off how much they know about the development of the modern Korean language. This doesn’t look like Hangul, but the modernized form that they briefly tried to introduce after the war, when Korea shook itself free from all Japanese influence. “That was an initiative by Syngman Rhee, right? And when did it officially start? Must have been around 1953. I’m sensing a theme…”
Triquet stands, the gathered papers pressed awkwardly against their chest. A bit of a head rush nearly makes them swoon. When their vision clears, a figure resolves from a blurry outline at the far hatch, the hatch that leads further down.
It is the Lisican elder who first welcomed them to the village. His fox is curled on his shoulder, staring at Triquet with dark beady eyes. It locates a patch of mud on its tail and licks itself clean with a deft pink tongue.
Triquet is silent. In this moment, they have nothing but stillness and emptiness to offer. They probably couldn’t move if they tried.
The man points at Triquet with the tip of his thumb. He mutters a brief incantation. Then, his voice rough and eyes swimming with tears, a long preamble ends with him confessing something profound to Triquet. It is difficult for the old man to get it all out and by the end he is spent. He leans on a staff, careful to touch no part of the sub.
“Undisturbed.” Triquet’s voice is a breathy sigh. “You all come and go but you leave it all undisturbed. You don’t touch anything in the sub when you pass through. And now we’ve taken this path away. I’m sorry. We didn’t know.” Intuitively, Triquet holds out a gift as an apology. It is a cheap chrome ballpoint pen with a retractable tip.
The fox leaps from the man’s shoulder and runs along one of Triquet’s work tables to sniff at the pen. It turns away, rejecting the offering. The animal leaves no tracks on the scattered white pages. But hadn’t they come through the muddy tunnels below? Triquet wonders if the fox and the man are ghosts after all. But no. That very real boom let them in. Ghosts wouldn’t need to break down barriers. They could pass through walls, right? Ghosts wouldn’t want a dollar store ballpoint pen…
But the man is intrigued. He crosses to where Triquet stands. The fox leaps back onto his shoulder as he reaches for the gift.
“Pen,” Triquet instructs him. “Ballpoint pen. See?” With a sweep of their hand, Triquet drags the pen’s tip across an empty page, leaving an unsteady blue line.
The man’s eyes narrow. He closely inspects the paper.
“Oh, you like that? Well check this out.” Triquet holds the page in place and signs their name with a flourish. Triquet Carter Soisson. They are quite proud of their florid signature.
The man grunts. He drags his finger over the ink and streaks it a bit off the line.
“That’s right. It’s like paint. It’s just like fingerpaints in a cave or what have you, but this blue paint is forced to come out through this tiny little hole. Here, you see it? Right there at the very tip? That’s a ball. It’s a ball point. The ball rolls and deposits the ink. The paint. Here. You try.”
The man holds the pen like a stick he just picked off the ground. Smelling it, he wrinkles his nose at the complex tang of the ink. He talks to the fox, trying to reason this all out. And he appears to be hearing replies from the fox as well, to judge by his moments of listening and responses. Triquet finds it all quite fascinating.
The man jabs the paper. Too hard. The paper tears. He grunts again. He pushes the pen back into Triquet’s hands and glares at them with a dark expression, making a long speech indicating the items of the sub around him.
“No, it’s okay. It’s fine. Just paper. You didn’t like… ruin any of the church treasures here. Plenty of paper.” Triquet picks up another sheet and blithely tears it, letting the halves drop to the floor. But this has the opposite effect from the one intended.
The man draws himself up and sternly lectures Triquet while the fox darts forward to snare the fallen halves. The man crouches and takes the torn sheet back, placing it on the table and smoothing it out. He tries to do the same with the sheet the pen tore.
Triquet watches in confused silence. “I mean, it’s okay. That wasn’t even the sub’s paper. I brought it. From my own notebook. It isn’t like… special or anything.” Triquet offers the pen again, clicking the chrome push button to withdraw the tip.
The man’s eyes bulge. With childlike glee he snatches the pen from Triquet’s grip and carefully presses the button. The tip emerges and then sets with a click. He looks at Triquet with profound wonder, sharing the magic trick.
“Oh, good. You like that? Yes. I guess that’s the second best part of the whole pen experience. The clicking. Okay. So are we friends now? Can we agree to like live in peace and not block any more passages and steal any more people away? Huh?”
The man turns back to the hatch and says something. Another head emerges from it, a younger person in a fur cloak. All Triquet can register is that their gender is indeterminate. They have a heavier triangular face and delicate pointed chin, but their eyes aren’t feminine. Long curly hair, narrow shoulders. A feather and bead necklace. All Triquet’s instincts say this is an indigenous non-binary person. Wow wow wow.
Then another Lisican emerges, a young woman with bare breasts. Well. Nothing indeterminate about those. But now Triquet is seeing the Lisicans in a whole new light, as individuals with the same identity issues and expressions as themself. Are these two a couple? Who knows? The girl might be in love with her very own Triquet. The man shows them the pen, lecturing them on its uses, clicking it again and again. They cry out with pleasure.
Triquet’s head whirls with the potential significance of a non-binary native. This could be huge. Enormous. Assuming they aren’t wildly misreading the situation here, the prospect of studying a figure like this in the wild and the resulting papers, why… It feels like destiny. It’s as if Triquet’s whole life has just been practice for this one moment. All the archaeology and collection and study, all in preparation to have the necessary skills in place when an individual like this appeared.
But their instincts tell them to hang back. It’s fairly clear that Triquet shouldn’t stay. There is a quiet intimacy to the three Lisicans and the fox, crowded around the pen. Maybe they’re a family? Dad and two kids. Equally legitimate. And one is two spirits, like some of the Plains nations of American natives. Are they a shaman? Some kind of spiritual figure? An entire flood of questions fills Triquet. “Don’t want to disturb your fun…” Now is not the time to press. They still have weeks here on the island. A light touch is needed. Triquet will circle back to this enthralling person in time. They haven’t responded to their words at all. “Guess I’ll head back to camp.” With a final reassortment of the papers in their grasp, they turn to the hatch Flavia used.
The three Lisicans follow.
Ξ
Miriam is at the stove, making a proper cup of tea. She isn’t much of a traditionalist by any stretch, but every once in a while the Irish grandmother who lives in her bones wants a nice cuppa, steeped properly. She brought her own box of Assam loose-leaf black tea and when she feels the need to really ground herself like she does today, she drops a pinch into a rolling boil as a treat.
The important thing is to not let it steep too long because then it becomes too bitter. But just as she reminds herself primly of this canonical tea fact, the door at the bottom of the stairs creaks open and someone else emerges from the sub. Flavia had come out just a few minutes before, muttering about worker rights and safety.
Miriam forgets all about the tea as Triquet, followed by three Lisicans, climb the stairs from below and enter the bunker.
Before anything else happens, the man’s silver fox leaps from his shoulder and dashes through the cells to the open door, where it disappears outside.
Jay’s voice cries out, “Whoa! Did you see that? Vulpes sighting!” Then he comes running to the doorway just as the Lisicans cross the bunker. He falls silent when he realizes he’s blocking the door. “Uh, what the fuck? I mean, hey. Howdy. What’s up?” He makes a series of awkward gestures like waves and greetings and salutes. “Is that fox yours? Or are you his? Heh.”
The three Lisicans stand before him, faces closed.
“Jay, get out of the doorway,” Amy says. The old man turns to Amy and sees her. His face darkens. He makes a pronouncement and steps away from her, closer to the door. She tries a half-hearted diplomatic greeting. “Bontiik? Aw, seriously? I’m still blacklisted? Even here? Dude, it was just one step on the path…”
Jay finally withdraws. The three Lisicans slip outside, crossing the camp toward the beach, moving with purpose.
Most of the researchers are here, apart from Maahjabeen and Pradeep and Mandy. They all fall silent and make no moves, just quietly following the progress of the old man and his two sidekicks out of the camp toward the lagoon.
Alonso is overwhelmed with emotion. Anxiety sweeps through him, that the sudden advent of the Lisicans in his camp could ruin everything. But he is also thrilled by the contact with them, the daylight exposure to these actual living people, whom he has only ever glimpsed by starlight. His heart hammers and a near panic claws at his diaphragm, tightening his chest. They skip up over the fallen redwood on the beach, the old man no less agile than the two others, and vanish. “What…?” Alonso searches quickly for his cane. He finds it and hurries forward, shuffling through the sand. “What are they doing? Where are they going?”
“The water…” Katrina is the first one up on top of the trunk. “They’re unrolling something. A big dark open-weave textile or… No, it’s a net. I think it’s a big net. They’re going fishing.”
By the time Alonso reaches the fallen trunk everyone else has passed him and stands looking out at the lagoon. He remembers so clearly how to climb a surface like this, how to flex and spring and scamper upward with a lithe body and catlike reflexes. But now he is made of sand and there is no power in his calves and feet. He can’t spring anywhere. He grips the rough bark of the fallen redwood and hauls himself up, sheets of connective tissue in his back and hips complaining. This is preposterous. Humiliating. A three year old could climb better. But a three year old doesn’t weigh a hundred kilos.
“Well that was quick,” Amy observes just as Alonso pulls himself up to the top of the log. This is the first time he has seen the ocean from this vantage and it commands his attention. Gunmetal gray and rippled, a faraway band of luminous turquoise water at the southeastern horizon indicates that the sun breaks through out there. So many colors. And textures. And he wants to define all of them! Now what are the Lisicans doing? Ah, yes. They are knee-deep in the lagoon, drawing the net to them. A half-dozen fish are already tangled in the cords, helplessly wriggling.
“Oh, man, I wish Maahjabeen could see this.” Jay knew the lagoon held such bounty. Here’s the proof. And so easily caught…
“She does see it.” Katrina points to the left, at the far side of the beach where Maahjabeen and Mandy stand watching.
Alonso does a quick headcount. Everyone is here but Pradeep and Flavia. He turns back to see the two of them in camp. Both look spooked, and Flavia holds Pradeep’s arm close. Alonso waves his cane at them. “It is fine!” he calls out, but his voice doesn’t carry that far. He tries again. “They are just fishing!”
But Flavia and Pradeep look no better assured.
Mandy and Maahjabeen haven’t moved. They stand still, watching the scene with fascination. The net is cast again and the Lisicans draw it in, picking kelp out of it and placing live fish in sacks they wear at their hips.
“I guess they got sick of not having fresh fish since we got here.” Amy wishes she could divine these people better. She wants nothing more than to be wise enough to be appreciated by a native person who lives in harmony with the land. It has always been her belief that they would be the only ones who would understand and appreciate her. The sacrifices she’s made. The obsessions she has that almost no other modern human seems to share. But the moment she met them, she set her foot on the wrong path and now she is forever rejected in their eyes. So hideously monstrously unfair. Nobody here wants their respect more!
Within a few short minutes the net is rolled back up and stowed in a fabric bag. “I counted thirty-three fish.” Jay shakes his head. “But I don’t think I got them all. They’re gonna feast tonight! Man, I wish I could join them.”
Alonso shakes his head, watching them return. “Not yet. Maybe someday.” The old man must be a decade older than Alonso but he still moves with the lightness of youth. The silver fox scampers at his side, smelling the fish wriggling in the sacks.
The Lisicans approach the researchers standing on the log. The old man studies them, searching their faces. He stops the others before the log and calls out, “Axh hidii! Yasiteh ribah.” Then he pulls a silver bream from the sack, its mouth gaping in the air.
“What is he saying?” Alonso’s voice is a rumble in contrast to the old man’s high sibilance. They all turn to him.
So the old man does too, realizing that Alonso is the elder here. He holds the fish out to Alonso, who is afraid that if he leans forward and takes it he will topple on the old fellow. So he instructs Jay with a gesture, who reaches out and takes the fish gratefully, bowing again and again, repeating, “Aw, yeah. Aw, YEAH!” as he scampers with it back to camp.
The old man is lecturing Alonso now, laying out particulars. He points at each corner of the lagoon, then several spots in the cliffs. Then he jabs the tip of his thumb toward his own face. He looks at Alonso with quiet challenge.
“I think,” Miriam mutters in his ear, “that he is claiming the beach as his. The fish was a statement.”
Alonso nods. “That it is his to give. Not ours. We are guests. Yes.” Alonso repeats it loudly for the man, nodding. “We are guests. And this is yours.” Alonso tries to encompass the lagoon and point it back in the old man’s direction but he isn’t sure his gestures and words are well-received. The old man frowns at Alonso with frustration.
“Alonso.” He points to himself. “Bontiik.” Then he gestures with a swipe of his fist in the general direction of the old man’s chin.
The elder seems to have understood the greeting. He now spreads his fingers and places them against his ribs on both sides, a way of indicating his own person. “Morska Vidra.”
“Ha!” Katrina laughs. “Tebya zovut morskaya vydra?” She turns to the others with a giggle. “He says his name is sea otter.”
“Why does he speak Russian?” Alonso holds a polite smile in place as his mind races with the implications.
“He doesn’t. I’ve tried. A ty govorish’ po russki? See?”
The old man, Morska Vidra, looks at them with an empty gaze. He repeats his name louder, as if they couldn’t hear him.
“Morska Vidra!” Katrina giggles again and spreads her hands across her own body. “Daisy Dolphin!”
Morska Vidra looks at her for a long moment, then the young woman at his shoulder suggests something and the old man replies. The young woman reaches into her own sack and pulls out a limp parrotfish. She hands it to Katrina.
“Oh, right on! Thank you! Spasiba! Oh, thank you so much!”
Morska Vidra evidently decides social hour is over. He presses his mouth into a line and slaps his hand against his bare thigh. The fox responds to this signal by leaping atop his shoulder. The three Lisicans climb the log, chatting low in their sing-song language, and head back to camp.
Flavia and Pradeep withdraw as the others follow Morska Vidra and his helpers to the bunker. Without another word to the island’s guests, the Lisicans descend the stairs into the sub.
Ξ
Esquibel sits, arms crossed, encircled by people lecturing her. She holds up a hand to get a word in edgewise but Amy is interrupted by Katrina who is undercut by Triquet. Esquibel drops her hand and crosses her arms again. All these daft statements of ideals. Like they’re writing a new bloody constitution for a utopian commune instead of hammering out rules of engagement with a dangerous foe. What fools they can be.
Their self-righteous speeches are finally cut short by Jay, of all people, whooping like a cowboy and slapping his knee. “Well, all right! Listen up, everyone!” He points at Maahjabeen, with whom he’s been conferring. “This wonderful amazing goddess of a scientist just said we could pull our own fish out of the lagoon!”
“No more than a few at a time. And not every day.” Maahjabeen glares at them, sure they will abuse her trust. “And we will have a survey first and a strict accounting of the populations. Do not impact any species too much. And no fishing where the Lisicans cast their net. Maybe only at the edges of the lagoon.”
“Yeah! Of course!” Jay is not to be contained. “Now who’s ready for some sushi tonight?”
“Ew, no.” Amy waves his offer away. “We need to flash freeze the fish to kill all the parasites before they’re safe to eat raw. And we don’t have a way to do that.”
“Fine. Fine. Baked Alaska it is,” Jay amends. “I don’t care, man. As long as I get some fresh fish in me. Yo, seriously. This is gonna be the most amazing meal of our lives. Just show me where.”
“What, right now?” Maahjabeen squints at the sky. It will be dark in an hour.
“Sunset’s great for fishing. Let me just rig a line and hook. Find some bait.”
“Did I not just tell you that we must do a survey first?”
“Well…” Jay paces a bit, undeterred. “I’ll definitely keep track of the species. We can like add it to the count after. If I get more than one of a species then it’s just catch and release, bro. I swear.”
“Do not call me bro.” Maahjabeen glares at Jay, wondering if she is making a mistake working with him at all. “And what if it is the only example of that species in the lagoon? And now you have eaten it before we understand its place in the ecosystem? No, we will need to do a full survey first.”
“Well of course I wouldn’t be keeping any atypical—” Jay lifts his hands and drops them, helpless. “Look. I am an actual wildlife biologist. An actual fisheries manager. Been fishing my whole life. Come on. You’re treating me like I have no idea what I’m doing. I’ll stick with stock species like Scaridae and Salvenlinus. I can—I can… ah, hell.” Jay finally registers Alonso slowly shaking his head at him and patting the air for patience. “Fine. I’ll start the survey instead. The lagoon’s barely been scratched, Plexity-wise.”
Without another word, Jay hurries to the tables, grabs a reader, and makes his way toward the beach.
Alonso sighs. He turns to Amy. “His feelings are hurt. Will we have to repair this in any way?”
“What, with Jay? Not at all. Believe me, he doesn’t feel wounded by this at all. He grew up in a very intense family environment, with lots of yelling and teasing and bullying. What he considers normal is… far from what the rest of us do.”
That makes a few of them chuckle. Esquibel has used the respite to look at this impasse from another angle and now she takes the opportunity Jay has given her. “Alright, wait now. Before we all start yelling again let us figure this out together. We need a single defensible place, somewhere the islanders will not be able to reach us if we don’t want. I thought it was the bunker, properly sealed. But I don’t have the ability to keep the cliff tunnels closed without heavy machinery and like, concrete and steel bars.”
“Says the prison warden,” Miriam scowls.
“Mirrie. Let her finish. Please.” Alonso realizes the sense in what Esquibel is saying. After the last five years he needs safety too.
“That is all I’m saying.” Esquibel holds her hands up in surrender. “They’ve already gotten through all our defenses and can obviously come and go at will. But what happens when they show up in the middle of the night? What if it’s—?”
“Don’t say his name.” Flavia stands. “What about the sea cave? We could make that our safe house. One way in. Backs to the sea.”
“Good idea!” Amy likes that they’re trying to think of creative ways out of this mess. All these big brains together. They’ll figure something out.
But Esquibel is shaking her head no. “We would need a secure passage to the sub and access to the surface. It is too easily taken away from us. What if they block that tunnel down below and then come at us from their other tunnels in the cliffs?”
Pradeep barks, a sound halfway between a laugh and a gasp. He twists the fabric of his slacks in his hands. “Okay. That’s enough story time for me. Perhaps I’ll check up on Jay. Give him a hand. Since I obviously won’t be getting any sleep tonight.” Pradeep escapes from the argument, heading toward the beach.
“Well, if the Lisicans can control all the entrances and exits and there are so many… then I don’t know what we can do to be safe and secure.” Alonso reaches this reluctant conclusion but it doesn’t make him as uneasy as it should. These villagers are much less dangerous than gopniks, despite what games their outcast shaman plays. “I guess we must learn to live with insecurity.”
Esquibel shakes her head stubbornly no. “My orders specifically state that I must have a properly-secured and defended—”
“Well, fine!” Triquet has had enough. “Then tell us, Lieutenant Commander, what we’re supposed to do? Make weapons out of bone and sleep in shifts? Build our own bunker out of like redwood bark and sand? Sleep on a big raft in the lagoon? You’re full of objections to the way we’re doing things but you’re not offering any reasonable alternatives. And the one strategy you did have lasted all of two days, after the rains stopped.”
They all wait on Esquibel now. She knows that if this was a proper mission then yes, they’d sleep on the beach with a secured perimeter and regular guards. They’d have thermal imaging and trip wires and motion sensors. And they’d all understand that regardless of what the politicians say in their various capitals the world is actually at war. It always has been and always will be and not enough people actually realize it. She sighs. “You people make me feel like a shepherd who is leading her flock over a cliff.”
Katrina giggles. “Ba-a-a-a!”
Chapter 21 – Drift Away
May 20, 2024
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21 – Drift Away
Triquet stands before all of them. Most are seated in chairs beside the workstation but Katrina and Mandy cuddle on the concrete floor in a nest of sleeping bags and Amy, as ever, hurries back and forth from the kitchen bearing drinks one way and empty dishes the other. Triquet nods at Mandy. “Archaeology comes before Atmospheric Sciences so I guess I’ll start. Okay, so my latest project proposal is provisionally entitled ‘Abandoned Artifacts of a Postwar Listening Post,’ but that’s a little too Scientific American for my tastes. I need to bring some kind of sociocultural insight into the paper or I might as well be a day laborer. But interpretation remains, like, so far away. So far. I thought exhuming Maureen Dowerd would solve everything but it just raises more questions. Why did she die? Who killed her? There is absolutely zero mention of anything like that in the last two years of records on board. So it was a secret. But her grave wasn’t. It kind of points more toward foul play than an accident. Or at least a cover-up. I don’t know. What is everyone’s personal favorite scenario so far?”
“Oh, I know.” Jay sits up. “Check it out. Lisica isn’t the isolated listening post the Air Force wants you to think it is. It’s a special forces playground, man. They’ve been sending in the Japanese, the Russians, and now the Chinese? Right? That old bit of the plane we found? Who hasn’t forgotten about that? And that second bunker Maahjabeen found up the coast. Yeah? This place has been contested for ages. You see where I’m going with this?”
“Not really. I mean…” Triquet isn’t really into indulging in Tom Clancy fantasies like this. There just hadn’t been enough reason to, yet. “Okay. You are definitely onto something with all those other loose ends. I was thinking myself more locally, about the beach and the items in the sub, but it’s true. In the big picture we still haven’t investigated nearly any of this island. We have no idea. So what are you saying, Jay? The Russians killed Maureen? And then the Air Force couldn’t record her death because that was all too top secret? Maybe they took those records with them when they left?”
“I don’t like it. How does that account for the buried sub?” Pradeep’s question makes them all frown. “How does anything?”
“You know who knows?” Katrina’s voice has returned to full strength. She lounges against Mandy, sucking on an end of hair. “A very unpleasant, very old lady up in the village. She acted like I owed her something. Like I’d made her some promise before. But I think she was promised something she never got. Who knows what it was. I tried to work out some language with the kids, Triquet. But I’m making like the slowest progress. It’s impossible so far. Like they have a completely different frame of reference and we can’t figure out the way the other one looks at things. Yet.”
“What do you mean yet?” Flavia demands. “You have plans to see them again? Where?”
Katrina holds up a tentative hand. “Remember, Flavia. They hate Wetchie-ghuy as much as you do. The kids were terrified of him, when I mentioned his name.”
“But what does all that old bad blood have to do with Maureen Dowerd?” Triquet shakes their head in despair.
“They always kill the woman, though, don’t they.” Maahjabeen shakes her head, cynical. “An island full of one hundred men and one woman and she is the one who is dead.”
“You aren’t wrong. They had a picture of her, in the village,” Amy recollects.
“And she had blonde hair,” Alonso adds. It was the first thing he ever noticed about the one child he saw, the way their curly hair gleamed in the moonlight.
“Ohhhhh…” Jay and Katrina both groan, rocking back with surprise. “She was stepping out!” Jay crows.
“Fell in love with one of the Lisicans,” Katrina adds. “Had the wrong color baby. Esquibel. Could you tell, during the autopsy, if she’d ever had a child? Or maybe if she was still carrying?”
“No. I didn’t have time for a pelvic exam. We focused up above on the blunt force trauma. And then the rain came.”
“And the old woman up there,” Katrina says, “was like her long-lost daughter… Wow. No wonder she feels betrayed.”
“Or maybe,” Alonso pats the air with a hand. He needs to slow down this rampant speculation before the whole day is wasted. “Maureen Dowerd fell and hit her head and they never wrote it down because she wasn’t ever officially supposed to be here in the first place. Simple explanations, everyone. Let us keep to the simple ones and not turn this into a telenovela.”
“Then why are they blond?” Katrina asks.
Amy appears, holding a tray with diced-up energy bars and a defrosted berry sauce. “I don’t know, maybe from those Russians Jay thinks were crawling all over the island. Snacks?”
Flavia takes a handful. “Or maybe both. We are talking decades or maybe even centuries here. We know this island has been discovered at least like three times: once by the Lisicans, once by the Japanese, and once by the Americans. There is no reason to think it hasn’t been visited by even more.”
But Alonso has had enough. “Speculation, people. Please. Bring Doctor Triquet evidence if you have any. Otherwise, this is the kind of conversation I have with laymen who don’t understand what I can never get past a grant committee. You all know the feeling. Let’s be rigorous here. Doctor Triquet, is there anything you would like to add to your presentation before we move on?”
“No, thank you, Doctor Alonso. I seem to have stirred the pot quite enough.”
Alonso nods at Mandy. “Then Atmospheric Sciences.”
“Well, I can’t tell you much.” Mandy sits up and stretches like a cat. “But I can say that if I was betting on when the storm ends I’d say maybe this afternoon. The rain’s getting warmer, the wind has pivoted out to the west, and it’s just getting ragged. Can you feel it? The rhythm of the storm?”
Alonso nods. “That would be very good news indeed. What can you tell us of any work you may have done in regards to Plexity?”
“Yes, well,” Mandy rolls her eyes and shakes her head. “That’s where the fun comes in. So you’ve been saying, ‘Context, context, provide Plexity context!’ so now I’m like your Queen of context. Katrina’s been helping me plot out my readings as a base timeline and then with those recorded weather stats each day you get all the context you need. Place any organism or ecological subsystem on the timeline and you get the rain opening the flowers and releasing the pheromones and then the bees and the birds and… Well, I don’t know what happens then.” Mandy guffaws into her open hand. “The biologists can tell us. I just wish I could do that AlphaFold thing Flavia keeps talking about, instead of proteins it’d be atmospheric effects and it’d like let me tell you what the daily weather was in the past. That would be fire.”
“Not impossible,” Flavia declares. “In broad strokes, at least. And we do have a hundred years of climate data from like Hawaii and California, do we not? You get me the data and we could start to look at ways to extend our resolution back in time.”
Mandy makes a face. “Oh, there are already tons of recursion models and paleo-climate nerds who just go on and on about this, for sure. I’ll see if Alonso brought enough of the internet to see if any of their work is available. Super mathy stuff, no doubt. But!” Mandy holds up a finger. This is the important thing she needs said. “What I really need is data points, Alonso. I’m not able to do this properly with just that one DIY weather station at the top of the cliff and one down here. I need sensors all over the island. And in the water, too.”
This is the kind of progress he had expected from this meeting. Alonso nods emphatically. “That is a good idea. When the storm ends, perhaps you and Miss Charrad can find a way to add some of your instruments to her buoys.”
Maahjabeen shrugs. “I mean, the base station already records air temperature and windspeed. That is where I tether them to land. We could add, what, a barometer?”
Mandy blanches, unimpressed. “What I’d really like is if you could install some stations on these sea stacks. Really get unfiltered samples from the far horizon. Is that possible? Some day? Maybe?”
Maahjabeen nods. “Yes. It will just require a new arrangement. I have had time to think of what my next move is when the storm is over and I have realized we must paddle the kayaks into the sea cave and keep them down there. It is too difficult up here to fight the way out of the lagoon. The sea cave is a far better entrance into the water. Much better protected. So we will only push out through the lagoon once more and then paddle into the sea cave. Keep them there, then come back up through the tunnels. So whenever we need—”
“Have you forgotten,” Esquibel interposes, “that the tunnels are blocked and you can’t come back up?”
“And have you forgotten,” Katrina asks, “that I just spent half the night with a bunch of native kids who don’t care one bit about your bloody blocked tunnels, mate.”
Maahjabeen shrugs. “This is how I can do what Mandy asked. I could get a weather station on a kayak to a sea stack no problem from down there. Its outlet has splendid access to them. Very safe. I can do my work as intended if the boats are down there.”
“Katrina,” Esquibel says, “I will need you to tell me where that cave was last night the children showed you. You said it was one we don’t know.”
Triquet throws their hands into the air, exasperated now. “You just really aren’t getting the whole, ‘there’s far too many caves in these cliffs for us to block them all’ thing, are you? I get that it’s your training, but please, sister.”
“Alonso.” Esquibel turns away from Triquet, ignoring them. “I can assure you that Maureen Dowerd did not fall and hit her head. This was no accident.”
“Why not? In the dark, the roots tripped me and nearly killed me, didn’t they?”
“The roots did not choke you first. Her throat was so contused it almost looked like she wore a black necklace. But the choking did not kill her. The blow to the back of her head did. And the object that fractured her skull had one straight, even edge. Not even a sharp stone would leave a wound like that.”
The bunker goes quiet. Mandy’s right. The wind and rain are more ragged now, the storm’s remnants chasing the main mass south across the ocean.
“So what I’m saying,” Esquibel continues in a weary voice, “is that we have not only a kidnapper on this island but evidence of a murder. Old, yes, but it is within the bounds of possibility that the murderer is still alive and on this island. And you don’t want me to take any security precautions. What is wrong with you people?”
“Don’t listen to them, Esquibel!” Flavia waves derisively at the others. “I very much want you to close off all the tunnels. Blow them up with explosives! I don’t care.”
“Easy for you to say, Flavia,” Triquet tells her. “None of your work requires access to any of these areas. But ours does. Doctor Daine, you’re acting like this is the first time any of us have been in a dangerous situation. Honey, please. In Honduras my dig was in the middle of a guerrilla war, okay? Alonso knew he was going to a dangerous spot in Central Asia and ended up in a gulag. We know there are risks. We aren’t these pie-eyed innocents you think we are. It’s just we accept some risks in the pursuit of what we do. Science. Just like the medicine you’ve dedicated your life to. Science is why we’re here. The Lisicans are just another risk like getting injured or surviving the storm outside. Ask Maahjabeen which she thinks is more deadly. Getting lost in a storm or interacting with the natives?”
“I was very much hoping,” Alonso says in the awkward silence, “that we could keep this meeting on track. Miss Hsu, do you have any other meteorological observations to share with us? No? Then, moving on. Who is next? The biologists? Amy?”
“Well.” Amy stops moving for once. She puts the stack of dirty dishes on a table and cocks her head, collecting her thoughts. “We were making great headway there right before the storm hit. I think you’d have to agree, Pradeep, Jay, that we were really starting to hoover up a bunch of samples.”
Pradeep only nods. Jay beams and gives a thumbs up.
“Have you noticed,” Alonso asks, “any surprising trends? Broad patterns? Things you maybe did not expect?”
“I mean, that’s everything here.” Amy spreads her hands. “The redwoods aren’t supposed to be here. I discovered a new sub-order of Hymenoptera, ground wasps that may be unique to the island. Jay is like a kid on Christmas morning. He’d bring me new things every day before the storm hit. And I can’t speak for Pradeep any more. He’s in some deep territory.”
“Yes, Pradeep? What is this territory? How deep?”
“Quite deep indeed! About a meter underground, a mycelium signaling network in the grove that talks to the roots of the plants and enriches the soils. It’s been documented elsewhere, but the ones I’ve been looking at here underneath our feet are some of the most robust examples we have of large-scale, cross-kingdom fungal and plant biochemical communication networks. We may also have Animalia agents such as Ariolimax slugs and eriophyid mites that contribute to the—the release of chemical markers that create phase changes in the wider forest. The use of the Dyson reader just allows me to document these changes in realtime. So I will say it is an unalloyed success, Doctor Alonso. Bravo.”
“Yes!” Alonso hauls himself to his feet and points at Pradeep, who beams at him. “This is what I am talking about! This is the gold here! These are the kinds of papers that will show what Plexity is capable of! Publishing world, watch out!”
“Ehh, I don’t understand how you think you’re going to be able to publish any of this work.” Flavia’s face is bleak. “Nobody will ever be able to replicate our work, Alonso. Bespoke operating system. Classified technologies. How will anyone ever peer-review what we are doing? They can’t even visit the island yet or use the readers without signing one of those terrible NDAs. It will take decades. Admit it. We are really only doing this for ourselves.”
“Years, maybe,” Alonso allows. “Not decades. The Dyson reader is slated for release some day, I am sure. And Plexity will be as well. As soon as the patents and trademarks are properly filed. So yes. This will take some time. Many of our most astounding discoveries will have to wait. But long-term, this work is everything. It is the basis for an entirely new science.”
“It’s our retirement,” Miriam amends. She’s been quiet today, letting others fight Esquibel. Also, the LSD still hasn’t entirely left her system. She remains slightly disoriented and she has trouble following the denser details of the conversation. “So A, B, who’s next? Is it me? G? Geologist?”
Flavia points at Alonso. “D for data scientist. Or G for geneticist, which comes before geology. It is Alonso’s turn first.”
“Yes.” Alonso settles back. “The data science here, well, I think most of you have each heard from me how it affects your discipline in particular. In general, it is a large-scale effort, with powerful tools that will derive new findings from huge datasets. So now that we’ve finally got the collection pipeline set up—with apologies to Miss Hsu for the delay in adding her meteorological capabilities—for most of us now our work is entirely about collection. Like ninety percent of our energies should be dedicated to collecting, recording, and characterizing life now for the remainder of our time here. Don’t worry so much about categorization or theory-building at the moment. Let’s inhale this beach and lagoon. Fill our lungs. And I would like it to be an all-hands-on-deck effort. Doctor Daine, if your medical and security issues allow you extra time, please assist in any way that you think may help. Doctor Triquet, if you can provide a human, archaeological framework to our work, to please remind us that we always see everything through a flawed, human lens. That is really why you are here. Because there is no such thing as a direct connection to nature. It all comes through our imperfect senses and our poorly-formed biases and flawed perspectives to be considered by our fallible brains. So I find the work you are doing in the sub as important as any other. We need to know what this island does to people, no? And what they do to it. Also, if you are ever free, I am sure Miriam could use more help with the digging.”
Flavia holds up a hand. “I am sorry. But using me as some kind of untrained field helper is a terrible use of resources. I will stay here in the bunker, safe and sound, and keep making sure all the code works as intended so all our machines keep running as needed. I can promise you it is a full-time job. And the rest of my hours… I am tired. I need sleep.”
“Yes, I am not much use myself,” Alonso agrees. “But I am feeling better. Did you notice I can stand like a real person again without a cane? I mean, not all day, but…”
Esquibel lifts Mandy’s hand like the winner of a boxing match. “The magic hands of our physical therapist here!”
Mandy demurs. “Oh, I’ve hardly done anything yet.”
“Yet?” Alonso pales. “That means it will get harder?”
Mandy smiles wickedly at him. “Just you wait.”
Alonso nods. “Yes, I will wait, you sadist. I will wait until I have about seventeen glasses of wine in me.” The thought of it deflates him and he finds his chair again. “Now I am the one who must apologize for taking us off track. Eh. Where were we?”
“G for geology?” Amy asks.
“Yes. Miriam. Please.” Alonso rubs his eyes as his wife begins her presentation. He sighs, hoping the concussion’s headaches aren’t back. Just a moment’s rest…
Miriam stands, a bit wobbly, a philosophical air possessing her. “Allow me to take you back to the early days of planet Earth, when the skies were red and lava ran like rivers from volcanoes. It was a time of great change, when—”
“Oh, god,” Flavia exclaims. “Why does every geologist have to start their talk like this? Numbers. Tell me the numbers. How old?”
Miriam makes a face at Flavia. “Fine. Let us begin one hundred ninety million years ago with the formation of the Pacific Plate, which is the tectonic plate under nearly all of the Pacific Ocean. Now we know that hot spots punched through the mantle to create isolated archipelagos like the Hawaiian Islands, but the model I’ve created here allows for an ancient upthrust that was initially a single event. Just one island, aye? And at first it didn’t reach the surface. It was just a raised underwater platform of coral and shellfish, slowly depositing calcium over the igneous roots. So after several more eons lava found its way up this tube again and this column had a second upthrust in the relatively near geologic past, perhaps quite near, like within ten thousand years. This is when it broke the surface of the waves, capped by limestone.” Her thoughts are beginning to run more fluidly now, the foundations established. “Regarding Plexity… there are countless examples of interactions in the geology literature such as alkalines leaching into water and changing the composition of plant life. Now I can… Well… Uh… Depending on a number of factors outside my control…” She locks her neck so that she doesn’t turn to glare at Esquibel, “I may be able to conduct mineralogical examinations to provide some, eh, fruitful matrices upon which much of the life here flourishes.” Miriam looks at a fixed point over their heads on the back wall and says stiffly, “I will only say that the study of this island’s interior would be… a rather significant event in modern geology.”
Miriam sits back down. Her brain hasn’t stopped spinning yet. This entire dim rainy day-long conference has an air of unreality to it. She is just so tired. All she wants is to sleep this day away.
“Who is next?” Amy calls out. “Medicine? Or math first? And what are we calling Katrina?”
“My maths.” Flavia stands, more formal than the others, holding her laptop. “Alonso, I know I said the beta wouldn’t be ready for testing until next week but I lied. It will be tomorrow. After these last few days with the storm and nothing else to do I have made tremendous progress. Now, when we go live it won’t have any of your precious modules, this will just be the core program…”
“Of course. Of course,” Alonso leans forward and blows Flavia kisses. “But Flavia. You are a genius. I cannot believe you are able to deliver the beta. You did it in like twenty days. What a miracle.”
She holds up a hand. “Talk to me about miracles after we debug it. But no, like you said, Plexity is only a thousand lines of code. Not so tough. Just a tricky little puzzle. Most of the tough problems were already solved years ago in bioinformatics. I will just have to keep my cellular automata for some other fancy project instead.”
“Let us work on this as soon as the meeting ends, Flavia. I am very eager to see how you resolved a few of those pathways. Were you able to keep the richness of the data? You were talking about the analog signals of the Dyson readers…”
“Yes. More of my off-the-shelf modules. These inspired from soundwave design programs. You know how they have made such advances in getting digital bits to sound like waveforms. So I was able to repurpose some of those algorithms. But!” Flavia holds her finger straight up like a referee calling a foul. “If you want your precious program to keep running and growing and improving then you will keep me out of the fields and forests like a cartoon character chasing bugs with a bugnet!”
“Yes, Flavia.” Alonso laughs. “Anything for Plexity. I will feed you espresso and noodles myself all day long. Fantastic news. Thank you. Now who did we say was next? Medicine? Doctor?”
Esquibel shrugs. “Medically, we are doing well at the moment. No new injuries. And the storm is forcing us to stay still in here so those of us who were already injured have had time to heal. Our nutrition could be better. I worry about the lack of fresh fruits and vegetables. Phyto-nutrients. It might start to degrade our physical and mental performance. Just a bit. If we were staying longer I’d say we should plant a garden.”
Jay sits up. “Check this out. What if we start harvesting seaweed from the lagoon? Like as a regular operation? Super healthy. Bull kelp and nori. Lots of compounds we need. And there’s so much we’d hardly make a dent. Also, kelp is the fastest growing plant on the planet. A meter a day. So, it could really help…”
They all turn to Maahjabeen. She crosses her arms. “If I can gain access to the sea cave,” she bargains, “then I will not have time to properly manage the lagoon alone. So perhaps we could discuss some compromises.”
Jay pumps his fist. “Yes! I’d be happy to take over! I’ve been a fisheries manager in the past. You won’t be sorry—”
“But this is all dependent on regular access to the sea cave first.” Maahjabeen’s voice cuts right through Jay’s celebration. They all look to Esquibel.
She sighs and shakes her head. “Okay. How about this. We have planned entries and exits. We secure perimeters and scout our route. Nobody travels alone. We do a bit of self-defense training before anyone goes anywhere. With those basic precautions… I suppose we can learn to live on this dangerous island.”
“Miriam? Triquet? These terms are acceptable? Katrina?” Alonso studies each of their faces. They are all lost in thought.
Then Katrina links arms with the other two who had been mentioned. “Yeh, boss. We’re your underground team now. Maahjabeen, you need to get to the sea cave? Just let us know. The three of us will bring you. I want to talk to the Lisican kids? They talk to all three of us. Triquet wants time in the sub? We help. Miriam wants to dig in the tunnels? We dig!”
“That will slow us down like so much,” Triquet complains. “I’ll never have a full day of work again.”
But now Katrina has seized the initiative in the meeting. “Look. Real talk, Triq. We’re only getting in all these fights about the interior because it’s new and weird and scary and we don’t know what happens next. But I bet you, in a couple weeks at most, all this will just be a memory. And we’ll be like sharing feasts with the Lisicans and we’ll have full access to the whole island and fucking Wetchie-ghuy will be in Lisican jail or whatever. Just like a week or two at the most we need to be careful. Cautious. Right, Esquibel? Just until we can adjust to this new reality. Then we can optimize.”
Esquibel grudgingly nods. “Maybe, Katrina. If we are lucky.”
“Well, that’s what I’m saying, baby,” Katrina drawls, winking at Esquibel. “They call me Lady Luck for a reason.”
This elicits laughter from nearly everyone.
Katrina spreads her hands in a dramatic gesture. “Okay, freaks and geeks, you want an update? It’s my turn now. First, I got to say thanks for warming me back up this morning. That was so sweet the way you took care of me and I love you all and owe you all so much. Now, the next thing on my agenda is dance party. We got to celebrate the end of this storm, peeps. If it’s over in the next few hours, then we got to dance ourselves clean. So join me under the trees in the camp tonight and we’ll get us some soul in our souls if you know what I mean.”
“Oh my god, after last night I don’t need another party for like two years,” Flavia groans, tilting her head back. “Maahjabeen. Come on. Tell them. Last night was too much.”
“Yes, Maahjabeen, was it?” Katrina asks, a hair too eagerly. Pradeep burns holes in her, but Katrina giggles his stare away. “Was last night too much? Or was it just right?”
“Ehh…” Maahjabeen looks away. “It was all right. I do not mind the music so much any more. I guess I have grown used to it.”
“Feh.” Flavia flips a hand at her. “Traitor. But be serious now, Katrina. What about your work? What about Plexity?”
“Yeh, okay. So those readers are where I’ve been focusing my energies. Brilliant pieces of gear. Truly. But they’re still lacking a bit in the user experience side of things. I mean, you put a sample in, it flashes red or green, you carry on. The interesting results only emerge when you’re back at the lab putting it all together. But what if there was an app on your phone instead?”
“What?” Flavia is the most surprised one of them all. “What app? I haven’t heard of this. What are you talking about?”
“It just occurred to me, Flavia. We’ve talked about rigging external screens to the thing but why should we? Think about it. There’s no ports in the readers. They’re using encrypted bluetooth to speak to those USB dongles they gave us. So I can hack into the bluetooth and just run a basic app with some like simple data visualization and geotagging and such. You know. An app.”
“You’ve talked a bit about this before,” Pradeep says. “But I couldn’t really see it or how we could use it in tandem with the readers, out in the field where my hands are already full of trowels and collection bags and lights. But yes. Having an app on my phone that would allow me to instantly classify, say the various mycorrhizae… I’ve already been doing a mostly manual version of this and it would save me so much time.”
“Good! Then I’ll bash that together this afternoon. Aw, you look tired, Pradeep. Maybe you didn’t get enough sleep. Well, you can take a nap in a bit and when you wake up it’ll be done! I won’t even make it very expensive, but of course there will be in-app purchases and micro-transactions for sure.”
Jay barks out a laugh, the only one who gets it. “Loot boxes yo.”
Katrina giggles. “I mean, a girl’s gotta monetize what she can in this life. Also, I have a thought about how we might use some of our maths, Flavia, to help Mandy develop better weather models. I’m thinking we might be able to emulate virtual weather stations for her at certain distances, using triangulated data and complexity theories. If nothing else, it’ll help refine her models locally.”
“Ai, it sounds like my work is gonna become about the weather,” Flavia observes, “both at the macro level and at the micro. Well. It is time I understood it better.”
“Oh my god that is so sweet,” Mandy says. “I’m not exactly sure what you mean by virtual weather stations but, like, whatever help would be huge. I mean, how do you even make a virtual weather station? What’s the point?”
“It’s mostly predictive, particle physics on deterministic paths, acting like waves and currents, right? If we measure a gust of wind at one location, we can have a certain degree of confidence that it carries on over a predictable path. So if we have an accurate enough measurement of the land and sea in this general location, and then I think at minimum three actual real weather stations at wide intervals, we can create a virtual environment of the weather where you could sample it from any point—”
“Well, not any point, Katrina, dear,” Flavia amends. “Nobody brought a cryogenically-cooled supercomputer, did they? We cannot keep track of more than a few hundred data points on the hardware we have here. And we can effectively predict even fewer points. But I’m sure we can improve on Mandy’s data analysis using these techniques, yes.”
“That is wild.” Mandy shakes her head. She knows about virtual atmospheric environments from some of her computation classes in grad school, but she hadn’t thought how she might apply them in the real world. Katrina is utterly brilliant. She must think Mandy is a total dunce. She shakes her head in disbelief. “And that’s something you can just, like, whip up out of thin air?”
Katrina shrugs. “I’ll put it on the list. Also, I’ve been thinking of ways we can re-treat the wall panels in the sub to get away from that lifeless cold war aesthetic. It’s so gray! We need more warmth down there. I know that’s not strictly Plexity-related, but come on.”
“Eek,” Triquet hunches their shoulders. “This is blasphemy. Perhaps some detachable wall coverings or something but please don’t renovate my museum. It’s so… pure.”
Alonso tries to keep his focus on this conversation but their voices are starting to fade out. He is spent and he feels his age again. No. Older. Miriam and Amy remain far more vital than he is. He squeezes his gnarled hands, massaging out the pain. This meeting is interminable. They have spoken about too much and covered too many subjects. It has no clear direction any more. He doesn’t know how to wrap it up. “Okay. It is lunch time. We need to think of ways to… eh.” He waves a hand in surrender. “Enough thinking for a while. Anything else to bring up before we are done?”
Flavia lifts a shy hand. “Only that it is my birthday today, if anyone cares.”
They all cry out in celebration. The youngest ones surge against Flavia, squealing and hugging her. The others hang back, calling out and clapping. She is smothered with affection.
Katrina kisses Flavia again and again. Then she leans back and howls, “And you said no more parties! Ha! Tonight we rage!”
Finally Flavia emerges, hands upraised. “Basta! Basta!”
“How old, love?” Miriam asks. “It’s all about numbers, right?”
Flavia recognizes the jab and smiles. “Only one hundred ninety million years. No. Thirty-one. I am a… what is the word, spinster? now.”
Amy and Miriam laugh long and loud. To them, thirty-one is a whole generation ago. Esquibel links arms with Flavia. “Thirty-one gang rise up.”
Flavia is shocked. “We are the same age? No.”
Esquibel pulls away. “Why? What age did you think I was? Older or younger?”
Flavia can’t answer that. “Ehh. I guess I never thought of it like, like—I mean, Doctor Daine you are so accomplished so I guess I thought you were older—But of course that would be impossible because you look so many years younger than me…”
Esquibel’s laugh is free and easy, everyone’s favorite sound. “Ha! That is a lie! Don’t worry about offending me, Flavia! This face isn’t as fresh as it used to be! And that is fine! I’ve been trying to be an old lady my whole life! Let’s see… You are exactly… 89 days younger than me. There. More numbers for you.”
“That makes your birthday…” Flavia does a quick calculation, “Wait… Christmas Day?”
“The day after. Boxing Day.”
“The thirties are your best,” Miriam says. “Still so much energy but you aren’t a crazy person any more like you were in your teens and twenties. You’re going to survive. You’ve figured out life skills and how to live a daily life but everything is still so fresh and new.”
“Is it?” Flavia asks. “I have never had enough energy and I have never been a crazy person. I am a very normal person and my twenties were not like that. Also, nothing feels new.” She sighs, a melodramatic sound. “I guess I am also an old lady in training.”
“As am I,” Maahjabeen adds. “When I was growing up I hated being a little girl. Nobody listening to a word I’d say. I couldn’t wait to drive a car and shop for my own food. Independence!”
“Should I feel bad,” Katrina asks Mandy, “if I never wanted to grow up and move past the playdates and sleepover stage of life?”
“I’m with you,” Mandy says. “For me, childhood was playing all day in the waves of the north shore. I mean… I never wanted it to end. Getting old scares me.”
Miriam joins them. “Me too! To the young at heart!” Triquet also links arms with them. Jay does too.
They laughingly divide themselves into two groups. Only Katrina registers Maahjabeen pulling Pradeep into the embrace of the old souls. He wears his nervous, brittle smile as they surround him.
“Amy!” Flavia calls out. “You can’t stay in the middle! Alonso! You have to choose! Old or young, eh?”
But Amy is torn. “I can’t decide. Some of me feels so young and some so old. I’m a perfectly-balanced mix, I guess.”
“Ah, coward!” Flavia laughs at her. They all wait for Alonso.
He shakes his head, bemused. “I don’t know… how to fit myself into this idea. I feel… I guess… I think when I was young I was really young, even younger and more innocent than anyone here. My entire identity forever was to be this boy wonder. Remember, Amy? All our professors telling me to grow up? But then… I never did. I am like a sapling who got broken before he ever became a tree. And that makes me feel old. But I feel like… I feel like I never spent any time being an actual man, you know?”
Miriam squeezes his hand. Pradeep offers, “Isn’t that what you are doing right now? Leading this project? Being the patron of this big family? Here’s a manhood to be proud of right here, Alonso.”
“Salud. Thank you, my friend. Those are kind words…” But Alonso’s final sentence trails off. He is spent.
“Aww. Our big patron has had a big day now and it looks like he needs a big nap.” Amy steps into a cell and retrieves a blanket. “Let’s put him right back in the cell where we slept. The cots are still set up. Whose cell is this, anyway? Who did we evict?”
“Maahjabeen.” Katrina pounces on these opportunities like a cat with a mouse. Her eyes dart playfully over to where Maahjabeen stands with Pradeep. They step slightly away from each other.
“Oh?” Amy shakes her head. “So sorry to push you out. Where’d you end up sleeping last night?”
Maahjabeen just waves her hand. “I was fine. I just found a spot of my own.”
But Amy hugs her in apology. “You poor dear! You must have suffered so!”
It takes all of Katrina’s willpower not to say something.
Maahjabeen breaks away to approach Alonso. She places a hand on his arm. “Doctor, can I offer you a hand?”
“Yes… Miss Charrad…” Alonso allows her and a few others to haul him to his feet. Now his old injuries are throbbing again. Ah, well. He glimpsed health and happiness these last few days. It will be a long road back, but he is most certainly on that road now.
Mandy registers his grimace. When they get him settled, she will kneel at his bedside and put her hands on his feet again. This is a really good time for Tui Na, although she doesn’t like the damp chill in the air. Never conducive to pliable muscles and tendons. Scar tissue seems to shrink in such conditions. But there will still be things she can do to get things flowing again in his extremities.
Also, she’s still got a bit of the old MDMA afterglow coursing through her. Touching things still seems like the solution to all the world’s problems. In fact, wouldn’t deep intimate contact also be the solution to Alonso’s problems? Isn’t that how healing works?Mandy doesn’t know. But she knows who would. Katrina. “Hey… I was just thinking about working on Alonso, you know. But like, both inside and out. Not just the scars in his feet but like the scars in his brain. Those are probably even worse and we should be trying to do something about them too.”
Katrina turns surprisingly sober eyes to Mandy and she belatedly remembers Katrina’s brother Pavel. “Yeh. I think about it all the time. You know, torture is something that happens once and then it like repeats itself again and again in the victim whenever it can. And they can’t stop it. Sometimes I wish I could just cut it straight out of their heads. The trauma circuit. Just snip. Gone.”
“Yeah. Well, I was wondering if you knew at all about MDMA for PTSD. War veterans and rape victims and everyone.”
Katrina throws her hands helplessly into the air. “Of course. I’m like an expert on guided trips! I know drugs. I tried to get Pavel to do it but he wouldn’t. Not with his little sister. And he just doesn’t believe in it. So… I mean, if someone doesn’t believe an experience like that can help them then it won’t.”
“But Alonso…”
Katrina gapes at Mandy, then laughs. “Oh my god. You think? I guess I… I mean, maybe it was just really age-ist of me but I honestly didn’t think to ask him. It was such a fight with Pavel I just didn’t… Huh. Silly me. Hey, Alonso…”
Katrina and Mandy follow the others into Maahjabeen’s cell.
“Yes?” Alonso grunts from the cot. Amy is tucking a sleeping bag under his chin while Maahjabeen discreetly gathers her things for a bit of a move to another cell.
“Let’s talk drugs, mate.” Katrina sits beside Alonso on the side of the cot while Mandy kneels at his feet. She takes them into her hands and he groans.
“Drugs. Sure. I always loved drugs.”
Katrina claps. “Good man. Have you ever had Molly?”
Alonso opens his eyes to frown at Katrina. Now what kind of crazy plan is she talking about? “I never touched her.”
Miriam laughs, leaning in. “No, Zo. Molly is MDMA. What we called ecstasy back in the day. Alonso here was a major consumer of dance party drugs in the late 80s. We all were.”
“Eh. Ecstasy. Yes. I would take some and start kissing everyone. They always called me the Painted Whore.”
“Remember when you sang Happy Birthday Mr. President to Professor Bynum and grinded on his lap for his birthday?”
“Oh, god,” Alonso laughs. “I almost lost my department chair.” He sobers, thinking of the implications of their words. “But, what? You want me to take some now? I’m telling you, I just need some sleep. Then I’ll be better.”
“Not now, but maybe when you’re ready. There’s been a huge amount of documentation about how MDMA can dissociate you from traumatic emotions. You can look at them from a distance and build a new relationship with your interior reality.” Katrina knows. She’s seen it happen again and again. She’s felt it herself.
But now Alonso understands what’s expected of him. “You want me to revisit all the torture? But this time on drugs? Ah. Ladies. I can’t think of something I want to do less.”
“All I’m saying,” Katrina holds up both hands, “is that there is a significant amount of healing it can offer. Like Mandy’s hands. It only hurts at first and then it gets better. And the hurt with Molly is only the anxiety you feel beforehand. When it gets started there’s no pain at all.”
“Huh.” Now Alonso is closed off. He studies them all with heavy-lidded eyes. “That is what you think.”
Katrina pats his leg. “Well. Like I said, not now. When you’re ready, maybe. I got to see some of this Painted Whore in action, if nothing else.”
Alonso giggles, then allows himself to drift away.
Chapter 20 – Her Lovely Smile Fades
May 13, 2024
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20 – Her Lovely Smile Fades
The rain pounds against the bunker. People lie huddled in corners with their lights and screens, trying to block it out. But Jay can’t settle. Just when his ankle has healed and his body has decided it’s time to climb some trees, this fucking storm has shut everything down. He paces through the bunker, weaving between the cells and workstations in endless figure eights.
“Jay.” Flavia’s voice is as cold as the storm. “Please stop walking past my door every fifteen seconds. You are driving me crazy.”
“Sorry, Flavia.” Jay stops. Mandy flashes an irritated glance at him and Amy clucks, shaking her head. Shit. He’s gone and done it again, annoying everyone. It’s hard being a big loud guy sometimes when you’re locked in a little box and you have no ability to turn it down. “Maybe I’ll go do laps in the sub. That’s okay, isn’t it?”
Nobody answers. Nobody has an answer. Most aren’t even listening to him. Finally Triquet calls out, “Go ahead.”
“Thanks, Triq.” Jay heads toward the trap door. “I’ll let you know if I see anything I shouldn’t. Anyone…” He tarries at the stairs heading down. “Hey, you know what I just thought. That NDA we all signed. We can’t say a thing about this whole experience to anyone when we get home, can we?”
Esquibel leans her head out of the clean room and nods. “That is correct. The NDA is completely ironclad. What happens here stays here. Everything.”
“Like Vegas times a thousand. Well well well…” Jay rubs his hands together. “Huh. That’s gotta make things way more interesting here, don’t it? I mean, we could all have like a giant drug orgy every night and nobody would ever know. We could… Huh. Well, the possibilities are endless. I never felt more free.”
And with that innocent observation, he descends the stairs and opens the door to the sub. When it closes, the bunker is silent. Only the wind and the rain fill the space.
Mandy is intent on building her airflow model for the transition zone between the treetops and the cliff face. But Jay’s last words echo in her ears. She looks up at Esquibel, who is studying her with narrowed eyes. Unintentionally, Mandy’s eyes glance sideways at Katrina. She instantly pulls her gaze back to Esquibel, her face growing hot. How could a glance be considered cheating? As if she and Esquibel have made any promises to each other out here anyway. There hasn’t been any point.
But Mandy’s fears are groundless. Esquibel is also looking at Katrina now. The funny thing is that DJ Bubblegum has also stopped working and is herself staring at Triquet with idle fascination. Triquet mutters to themself, shaking their head, as they continue to write out their latest outline, a composite of two earlier outlines that they realize they can now marry since the autopsy. But the breathless pressure of the bunker finally unnerves them. They look up to find all these girls staring at them. “What.”
“I wish we could time it with like a big thunderclap.” Triquet sits with Maahjabeen near the reed door of the bunker. They’ve set up their lights to shine against the walls of the cells in the most theatrical way possible and Katrina is somewhere in back cueing up a slamming house track. “You know, for the first big moment.” The electronic beats start to speed up toward a raucous anthem. “And… action!” Triquet claps their hands together then manually flips the lights off and on in a poor imitation of a strobe.
Amy is first, strutting out of the narrow hall wearing Triquet’s floral housecoat strapped tight around her waist with a wide black sash. Amy’s hair has been tight-braided against her scalp and huge black cat-eyes drawn from the corner of her eyes outward.
She unhooks the sash and winks at them, grinding to the music, then flashes them wearing Miriam’s bodice, which is nearly bursting with middle-aged muscle and cleavage.
Triquet screams like a bobby-soxer and their phone’s flash goes off again and again like paparazzi. Maahjabeen squeals with laughter, unable to applaud, and pulls at Amy’s forearm to get her to cover back up. But Amy, haughty, pulls away and stalks off stage with a steamy glare over her shoulder.
Katrina is next in her rave princess gown of shimmering blue satin, clinging to her. She dances out, showing off the twine sandals she’s made, and busts a move, spanking her own ass. Then she leans over and kisses Triquet, then does the same to Maahjabeen, who only laughs more and pushes her away.
Mandy and Miriam come out together, hand in hand, wearing a collection of scarves wrapped artfully around their bodies. Mandy pulls Miriam into an embrace and begins dancing with her, backs straight, eyes locked. With a brief kiss they dance off-stage.
Then it is Esquibel, her eyes smoked and her lips glossy pink, in a literal wrap she has made of the remaining translucent plastic sheet. It hugs her shadowed clefts and crevices and she moves with sinuous grace. The audience is shocked to see this side of the good doctor, and perhaps there is something in her vulnerability in the way of making amends, but the sight is so stunning all the others can do nothing but goggle. Esquibel’s eyes are closed as she sways lightly to the music, a faraway smile on her face. Then she bumps against Maahjabeen’s legs and her eyes open. She sees how utterly stunned the Muslim woman is and Esquibel laughs, spinning away into Mandy’s embrace.
There is a long pause and the audience begins to grow restless. Finally Pradeep shuffles in, squinting into the light. He wears a safari jacket and white-collar shirt, with an ascot accenting his jaw. But he is painfully uncomfortable as the center of attention, regardless of how dashing he looks. Amy has worked his hair back and it is now a black lacquered helmet pulled back from his high forehead. He puts his hand up over his face. “Can I go now?”
“Oi!” Miriam shouts at him, “we’ll need more quality from you, mate, before we let you sit. Put your hand down.”
“And stop squinting!”
“And start dancing!”
But each command just makes him more and more anxious. He squirms in the light. Finally Maahjabeen rises from her chair and grabs his hands and leads Pradeep back to her seat. “There there. Don’t listen to them. I think you look rather smart.”
Pradeep collapses gratefully into the camp chair, face dark with embarrassment. Then:
From the back, a deep opera baritone sings an improvised line over the house track. Then Flavia and Alonso step into the light.
He is in full drag, wrapped in Triquet’s feather boa with his hair pulled back by an embroidered headband. Blue and yellow eyeshadow stripes his lids and transforms his face like a Kabuki villain. But his lips are red and the gown borrowed from Triquet isn’t even zipped up the back.
Flavia is in a simple black pantsuit with her hair pinned back and a white towel over her forearm. She attends Alonso like a manservant as he careens around the stage in bombastic style.
Alonso sings a mashup of Latin, Italian, and Spanish, rhyming his verses as well as he can, striding back and forth before them blowing kisses and striking poses. The crowd goes wild. It is the best he’s felt in ages.
Amy embraces him. They sway back and forth to the music, unable to keep passé dance moves of the 80s from sneaking in. Soon they are all dancing together, repeating the lyric line that Alonso has invented, “Sueño simplicado…” over and over.
Jay emerges from the trap door and walks through the cells to find the party going full bore. He giggles. “What have I done.”
Ξ
Late at night, a shadow appears at Pradeep’s door. He isn’t asleep. How could he be? They are all dancing the night away. The whole last thirty-six hours has been a nightmare of crashing thunder and close-quarter contact. And now someone wants something from him? Oh dear.
“Do not mind me,” Maahjabeen growls at Pradeep. “I am only here because they have taken over my bed and every other bed. I think they are into Katrina’s drugs now.”
“Ah. Yes. Of course.” Pradeep grips the interior edge of his sleeping bag tight up against his chin, glad that he is still wearing tights and not just boxer briefs as he does some nights. He feels like a spinster aunt caught by the gardener, clutching at his hems.
Maahjabeen enters Pradeep’s cell, head pounding, resentment throbbing in her. She shuffles her feet across the concrete, sure she will find piles of gear there as it is in her own cell. But no, here the floor is austerely clean. Cold. And it will be her bed. She sits.
There is a long silence. Finally Pradeep turns his head and regards her, the silhouette of the woman in his cell backlit by the light outside the cell. “Uh, what are you doing?”
“You don’t have a spare blanket or pillow or anything, do you? I couldn’t rescue any of them.”
“Yes, of course.” Pradeep automatically sits up and offers her his pillow. “I mean… Here. You should go ahead and take my bed. I’m not really using it.”
“No no…”
“I mean, I’m not sleeping. I can’t sleep. I’ll sit up and you sleep.”
“Stop it, Pradeep. La. La. I can’t take your bed.”
“It’s fine. Really.” Pradeep stands. Maahjabeen does too. They face each other in the darkness, a handspan apart. “It’s a warm bag and, uh, you should find that—”
Maahjabeen takes Pradeep’s hand. She kisses him.
He quivers. They separate with a wondering sigh.
“There isn’t, ah… I mean, your family in India…” Maahjabeen’s voice is even huskier than usual. “There isn’t any chance that you come from a Muslim family, is there?”
“Devout Hindu.” Pradeep blinks at Maahjabeen, his dark eyes filled with bewildered concern. “Why did you do that?”
Maahjabeen places her palm against his chest, admiring the flat muscles, amused by the hammering heart beneath. “You are a very beautiful man, Pradeep.”
“Ah. You do know, yes. I was afraid,” he stammers, “that it was a case of mistaken identity and you thought you’d kissed someone else, in which case…”
“Stop.” Maahjabeen pulls him close and kisses him again. There is something of cinnamon to his taste. And salt. She decides he is delicious. With regret, she pulls back. “Are you a practicing, eh, Hindu? Or is there any chance I might someday persuade you to join me in Islam?”
But Pradeep is reeling. Kisses from Maahjabeen are like sips of ambrosia from a holy chalice. “More of an agnostic, really. I’d say. Why are we talking of…? Oh.” His brain catches up, to realize the significance of how she stands, nearly demure, by the side of his bed. “I, uh…” His anxiety is hammering at him, trying to take this night away from him. But he can’t. He won’t let it. He’s stronger now. As a child he had no control of it but now… Now he does. “I don’t know… uh, where my faith or lack of it might lead me. But I really like you, Maahjabeen and, uh… I guess I’m willing to follow wherever you might lead me.”
She draws him back down to the bed.
Ξ
Katrina doesn’t want to disentangle herself from the pile but she really needs to pee. And in this storm doing one’s business has become a major production. So she groans, head pounding, mouth filled with sand, and slides her arms and legs out of the soft embrace of Triquet and Esquibel and Mandy to find Jay passed out, thoroughly crushed beneath them. They literally have been using him as their bed. She giggles despite herself and hauls herself to her feet. A mew of longing escapes Esquibel but she doesn’t even open her eyes.
Katrina careens out of the cell and tries to find her own. But it’s so dark in here and everyone’s in the wrong beds. She finally finds her cell and reaches for her raincoat, bladder near to bursting, and bumps a cot where one isn’t supposed to be. She looks down to see Pradeep and Maahjabeen asleep and naked in each other’s arms.
Katrina gasps in silent shock and shakes her head at the ways of the world. Well well well. Everyone gets lonely after a few weeks. How sweet. She can’t think of two more deserving people. And they would make the most beautiful babies in the entire world.
But where is her bloody cell? She doesn’t have any time to find it. Out of desperation she snares the coat hanging in the corner and hauls it on. Pradeep’s storm coat, still damp and smelling of him, a salty tang. Good. It’s so big it reaches halfway down her thighs. Barefoot. No time to find her shoes.
Katrina hurries for the door. Relieved, she finds her phone in her pocket as she pushes it open. The cold shocks her and she sputters, lighting her way across camp and into the bushes on the far side of Jay’s sodden hammock. This is preposterous. The water is sheeting across the ground. She doesn’t even think she needs to make it all the way to the trenches. They might already be flooded.
With that thought she decides where she stands is as good a place as any and she squats to relieve herself, Pradeep’s giant hood and shell forming a bit of a tent. But she soaked her leggings when she pulled them down and now pulling them back up over her bottom is super unpleasant. She shivers. It’s time to get back to bed.
Then she sees them, a trio of young children from the village above. Lisicans. How long have they been hiding there? They’ve edged out from the shadow of the woods so Katrina can spot them. They wear feather capes smeared with mud, branches sticking out of them. Their eyes are earnest.
Katrina sputters and eventually finds her voice. “G’day, uh, everyone. Your parents somewhere close?” Despite the universal-acceptance vibe that Katrina always has going, this spooks her no end. What if their parents are? How many Lisicans are here? And why? Are there enough to like overwhelm her and carry her away?
The poor dears are drenched, their curly hair plastered against their dark, wide faces. The tallest one points at her with his thumb. It’s a boy, perhaps ten or twelve. He says something to her in his thick impenetrable language. The others echo his words.
She holds an apologetic hand up. “Of course you are always welcome down here. It’s your island, after all. We’re just guests. And we know it. We’ll be gone soon and then…” Katrina shrugs, shivering again. She needs to get back inside and quick. “Then who knows what happens. Life goes on.”
But the cold rain doesn’t seem to affect the children. They regard her solemnly, waiting for her to do something or say something more. Finally the little girl at the boy’s left elbow points at Katrina with her thumb and sing-songs, “Sad…So! So sad… So!”
And with this enchanting warble, Katrina realizes they want her to take her phone out so they can hear Elton John again.
Ξ
When Maahjabeen wakes she is alone in an unfamiliar cot. That must be bad. But a deep languor fills her, making her limbs heavy. She doesn’t want to get up. She likes it here. It is so warm and cozy, and smells like her deepest desires. But where exactly is here?
She rolls her head to the side and sees Pradeep’s clothes hanging from hooks in the reed walls. Ah, yes. Her wild indiscretion. She shakes her head in prim judgment as her eyes roam the walls, studying the one photo he’s hung beside his bed. It is a close-up of insect larvae, a heaped slimy white lump with little black eyes scattered like poppyseeds. Absolutely disgusting. Where others would place a picture of their mother or wife or children, he has these little nightmare slugs. Of course.
Maahjabeen realizes she’s holding her breath. She lets it out in a thin stream, controlling it and forcing herself to be calm. Why is she doing that? Well, obviously, she’s awaiting God’s punishment. Or her own decent self to rise up within her and shame her for her unwed romance. At least when she had sex with Amal she was able to convince herself it was fine because he was a good Muslim boy and they were getting married. But then he met her mother and, well, that’s when it all fell apart. They hated each other on sight and Amal suddenly became controlling and cruel. It hadn’t taken Maahjabeen long to decide that her own freedom had been worth more than the regard of his family or even hers. That had been the beginning of her travels.
She touches herself in the places Pradeep had. Nothing is bruised or hurt. The sex had been more like twisting gently in satin sheets. Lots of sighing. That’s what she remembers most. Pradeep’s long lean body was so delicious, his skin and hair so soft. She could wrap herself in him like a blanket for days.
And, who knows? Maybe the wisdom of the Prophet could cure his anxious mind. And if not the Prophet’s wisdom, perhaps her own. With that thought, she realizes he will never come back to her here in this bed on the morning after. Unless their encounter gave him more heart than she thinks is possible, Pradeep is probably somewhere out there shivering like a PTSD victim. Ha. Is that what she will call her lovers? Her victims? Ha.
Maahjabeen exits Pradeep’s cell to find that Esquibel and Mandy and Triquet and Jay are all in a snoring pile. Alonso and Miriam and Amy are in another, as she can see through the open door of her own cell. They even brought in a second cot so there’d be enough room for all. Even passing out at the end of a party, middle-aged people are so sensible. Maahjabeen aspires to it.
The storm rattles the door. She doesn’t want to go out there and somehow, perhaps because of how abstemious she was last night, she doesn’t need to yet. Is Pradeep out there in the wet and cold? She prays that she didn’t drive him outside with her lust.
Or perhaps he’s down in the sub? Unlikely… but still worth investigating. Maahjabeen crosses the bunker to find it sealed up. Someone has placed heavy bins atop the closed trap door, as if worried about the Lisicans bursting through from below. Odd. She didn’t recall any paranoid passages at the end of the night. But she had fallen asleep long before the others.
She’s just so relieved nobody saw her in Pradeep’s arms.
Then Maahjabeen finds him. He is sitting in Esquibel’s clean room. His hazy brown and black silhouette is seated in the center of the floor, facing the wall. Is he meditating? Then he looks up. No, he is on his phone.
Maahjabeen slips silently within the plastic sheets behind him. She lightly clears her throat and his head twitches to the side. Then Pradeep slowly swivels toward Maahjabeen, eyes unable to hold hers. He quickly looks away.
“Ehh. Good morning. I don’t know what happened last night. If I did anything wrong I am very sorry—”
Maahjabeen steps in and puts a finger against his lips. She leans down and kisses Pradeep. He holds her chin gently, his lips and fingertips trembling. She pulls back and gives him a dimpled smile. “I know you are. But la! Listen to me, Pradeep. You do not get to use me and our night together as more fuel for your panic. Not me. Not last night. That was too nice.”
She releases him. Pradeep blinks at her, his gaze wounded, filled with disbelief. He can only repeat, “Ehh…”
Maahjabeen laughs at him.
“Really?” Pradeep can’t make the next leap. The big one. Of all the scenarios he had concocted about how this morning might unfold, this one had never occurred to him. Maahjabeen still likes him? Even after last night? Madness. He looks up at her with wonder. She is astoundingly beautiful. Her skin is polished bronze, her hair a disordered black river. Her wide-set eyes gaze at him with level affection. This is like when his mum used to get Glamour magazines and he would take them into the bathroom to stare at the models in the perfume ads, amazed that such beauty could exist. And here is a model just for him. Impossible. He has never been attracted to the women most men consider pretty. Usually he is first drawn to a woman’s mind. But in this miraculous case he is being offered both. A brilliant, ferocious mind and the beauty of a goddess. For a moment he believes in reincarnation again. What amazing sacrifices did he make in some past life to earn all this?
Pradeep lifts a hand to touch her incredible face but stops short. She must hate being objectified. He remembers this lesson from his cousin Ashra. Pretty girls grow up different, always under a lens. They become self-conscious and hardened to the attention. The last thing he wants to do is objectify her. He drops his hand.
But Maahjabeen catches it and lifts it to her cheek. She presses it against the side of her face, her cheekbone settling into his hand. This feels so good. She won’t let him retreat back into his hole.
Pradeep can’t handle the unbearable vulnerability in her gaze. He flushes, his eyes welling with tears, and drops them. But she lifts his chin.
Maahjabeen softens her gaze. It is no longer a yearning. Now it is a confident belief in him. In them. She finds herself falling so far so fast now. He better be okay with being Muslim because she’s never felt anything like this before and she can’t imagine ever letting it stop. Wait. Is this what Alonso and Miriam felt, that day on the beach in the rain? It had seemed excessive when it happened but now maybe she understands. Nothing is sweeter than love. It has its own holiness. She covers her mouth with her hand. “And we can even share the water.”
It’s a random, bizarre statement but Pradeep instantly divines what she means. For some reason, this is the signal he needed to truly believe that he really can be loved. Maahjabeen means the ocean. They can paddle together in the places most important to her. The compliment she has just given him rings through him like a bell. How fantastic. The ocean goddess has looked upon him with favor. This is like falling under the spell of a mermaid to live with her for a thousand years under the waves. He is blessed.
Adoration for Maahjabeen rushes through Pradeep. Suddenly he needs to know everything about her. First he will learn her language and eat her food and meet her family and study her religion. Islam? Sure. Anything that will allow him to stay near this miraculous creature. Or is that objectifying too? He really doesn’t want to do that. Perhaps she is the essence of humanity and he is the creature, something weird and malformed outside the realm of normal men. But no. The way Maahjabeen looks at him… For perhaps the first time Pradeep doesn’t feel like he is alone and cold outside, looking in on the laughing crowd. He is the one who is in. This is inside. He is inside the world for once, with her. And it is glorious. Pradeep stands and Maahjabeen steps back.
His eyes are dark and burning, filled with an intention she has never seen. But it is not alarming. There is a compelling masculine allure to his gaze. Maahjabeen melts within it. Pradeep squeezes her hands so hard they hurt. He pulls her close.
They kiss. Maahjabeen collapses against his strength, marveling at it. This is the most romantic moment of her life. She feels like a movie star.
No. Better. She feels like the beloved of a worthy man.
Ξ
Alonso’s eyes snap open. Limbs cross his. His back is cold. Oh no. He is back in the yama. The punishment pit the torturers threw him in when they were done with him. The yama was deep and cold and he was never the only one in there. The bodies were broken. Some had been dead. The smell… He did not think that stench would ever fully wash away. Rats came in the night. Blue bare legs across his chest. Crushed hands, twitching.
He finds a strength he never had in the yama before. He pushes the limbs off him and rises up…
Miriam and Amy fall away. Amy gets pushed straight off the cot onto the platform. They both look stupidly up at Alonso, blinking sleep out of their eyes.
He is naked in the center of the cell, eyes far away, panting like he’s run a marathon. Miriam reaches for him, her voice muzzy with the final stages of a drug trip. “No, Zo. It’s okay. I’m here.”
“Aaah!” His eyes finally clear and he sees what he has done. The relief knifes through him with a delicious thrill and as he stoops down to help Amy back into bed he remembers how they rolled around like children for hours the night before. What joy. The intense swing from terror and despair to luxurious pleasure is almost too much for his heart and brain to encompass.
“Oh my god…” Amy croaks, shaking her head sadly. “Are you okay, Lonzo?”
He registers her words distantly. At first it sounds like just a general question but then she touches the scars on his chest. The brands and punctures. He reflexively jerks away but then realizes he doesn’t need to. He is safe. He closes her hand over them. “Yes, dear one. These wounds, they are closed now.” Brave words. Maybe someday he can make them come true.
But he’s not fooling anyone. He had just thrashed his way out of bed like he was fighting to get out of hell. “Come back,” Miriam pouts, her gaze still clouded with hallucinations. “Let me put my arms around you.”
“Yes.” Alonso smiles down at Amy and Miriam, his eyes still sad. With effort he tells himself, “This is good. This is… love. Health. Happiness. It is like the preamble to our own constitution, no? It guarantees the right to parties and sex and dreams coming true.” He runs his hands along Amy’s body. He still isn’t used to it in moments like this. When they had been together long ago Amy had been a boy and Alonso had adored his little square hardness. But it turned out that Amy had a very clear sense of who she was, and after years and decades of quiet desperation, had realized that the hardness was exactly who she wasn’t. It degraded her like an infection, one she couldn’t get rid of for ages. She told Alonso of the beatings when she wore dresses as a young boy and how she’d never forgotten the shame. But cross-dressing was just so true, the truest thing she’d ever done.
Alonso leans down and kisses Amy before rolling over her onto the bed. He settles with a sigh. Miriam digs her pointy chin into his chest. She takes a sharp breath, to clear her head and engage speech centers like a normal human. “Something I noticed, eh?”
“How good I look naked?”
“Well, of course, love, always. But no, when you jumped up you didn’t react to your feet. Think about it. The whole time you stood. Nary a grimace nor a scowl.”
“I think you’re right.”
“How do they feel now?”
“Pulpy.”
Amy cuddles close. “Mmm. Octopus.”
Alonso laughs. “Yes, basically, I have two octopi at the bottom of my legs today. It is like some of your kinky Japanese porn, Amy.”
“Not my porn, you pervert. I can’t stand hentai. It’s all about controlling women and invading them. Super gross.”
Miriam sighs. “Isn’t everything?” She runs her fingers through Amy’s hair. Her eyes are starting to clear. “I kind of don’t want this to end. Eight weeks seemed a long time at first but now it doesn’t seem long enough. I don’t need to go back to all that shite.”
“If we weren’t gonna run out of ramen packets in the next five weeks, I’d agree.” Amy glories in the warmth of Alonso’s body. It has been far too long since she could just cuddle someone all night long. It restored her in a way she’d forgotten she needed. And what a way to get restored! Alonso was one of the most beautiful boys she had ever seen and being with him had been her every dream come true. Now, he is barrel-chested and smells musty but he is still one of the great loves of her life. So is Miriam. The warmth spreading through Amy turns into contentment. She is home, where she is understood, accepted, and loved.
They begin to drowse again. But it is only moments before movement in another cell prevents them from drifting away.
“AlphaFold.” Flavia’s eager voice is like an alarm. She is already awake, standing in the door of this cell. Her words startle them and Alonso jolts awake. Miriam, in his embrace, stirs but doesn’t open her eyes. Amy rolls over and throws a comforting arm over him. She settles again as Alonso unsticks his eyes and regards Flavia.
“What did you call me?”
Flavia sits on the side of the bed with her laptop and one of the Dyson readers. “I was smoking one of Jay’s mad blunts last night and it hit me. The characteristics of the math in the Dyson interface reminded me of something but I couldn’t remember what. Then I remembered. While I was dancing. What do you know of AlphaFold?”
“Yeah, I know those guys. It’s a distributed software platform, right? It predicts folding proteins. But my knowledge is five years old. They have advanced?”
“So much. Their refinement transformations have revolutionized the field. People are unironically calling it specialized A.I. now. So that’s just what DeepMind and Google are able to do in the public sphere. But these Dyson readers are from the black labs and their science fiction advances that nobody knows. So I started hacking the reader, to integrate it with a bit of Plexity here, and I realized they have gone so much farther. Look.” She turns her laptop to show him columns of numbers. “Here is one of Pradeep’s latest samples. A marine bacterium called Prochlorococcus marinus marinus. Now the channels have already rendered the sample down to the chromosomal level but the proteomic readout it provides is what reminded me of AlphaFold. At their conferences they theorize that with enough computing power they can not only predict the folding of every protein but also take those proteins back in time, tracing the origins of each genetic lineage. Here. You see this work here? It looks like a bizarre simple algorithm, no? Well they must have some super geniuses in those labs because that is the most astounding piece of mathematics I have ever seen. These readers. They must have like a terabyte of memory in them or more. Look, Alonso. We can even turn the visualizations on. That is thanks to Katrina. See? The bacterium goes back in time, only a tiny number of superficial mutations over such a long time. Very stable genome. But here. Now I will show you this blood sample from one of the sea gulls that Amy got. You get down to the proteomic level, and… I mean, it’s a whole story. It’s like taking any organism back to all its earlier versions of itself. Incredible.”
Alonso goggles at the richness of the data revealed to him. His mind whirls with an infinity of possibilities. But the deepest insight is the most thrilling. “Time… Time itself vanishes from our studies. Or becomes an independent variable that we can tune to our liking. Astounding. But I need…”
Flavia shakes the reader in his face. “The most incredible thing I have ever held! Who knew they were working so hard on life sciences? I thought it was all lasers and bombs in those secret labs.”
Alonso grunts. “Such a Devil’s choice. Live in comfort. Every resource is yours. No more grant writing ever again. Just pure research. Or at least that’s how I imagine it. Now that I say it out loud I figure it must be just as deadly as academia, just with bigger budgets and secret oversight. Horrible. But before you say another word, Flavia, you have to get me one of those cups of espresso so I can think like a human being again.”
“Sì. Aspetta un momento.” She disappears and Alonso shakes his head, listening to the rain sheeting against the metal roof. Well things could definitely be worse. They certainly became a family last night. And after such a bitter fight between Esquibel and Miriam… One of his last memories is watching the two of them intertwined on the dance floor, weeping, gripping each other’s hands. Perhaps the Kenyans fight like the Irish do, fiercely but with much forgiveness after.
“Was that important?” Miriam’s voice comes from faraway. “It sounded important.”
“Very. But don’t you worry your pretty little head, my love. You need more sleep after your big day.”
“Mmm.” Miriam settles. “Can’t sleep. Drugs are bad, Zo.”
“They always are the next day, yes.”
“The pictures in my head were so cool for the first few hours but now it’s been all night. I just want them to stop.” Yet her words trail away and soon she is out once more.
“What day is this?” Alonso has lost all track of time. He picks up his phone and consults it. “April second. Twenty-three days. Thirty-five left. That means that yesterday was April Fool’s. Yes. That is definitely what it was. A day for fools. Por supuesto.”
Just as Alonso is about to fall back to sleep he is roused once more. Why won’t Flavia give them just one or two more hours?
But it isn’t Flavia. It’s Esquibel. “Doctor Alonso.”
He grunts, opening his eyes again.
“It is Katrina. She is missing.”
They dress as quickly as they can, forcibly reminded of the dangers the island holds. “Where is Flavia?” Amy asks. “Does she know?”
“She is helping us look.”
“Could Katrina be in the sub?” Amy asks.
“We blocked off the trap door last night. The bins are too heavy for one person to move. And they haven’t been moved.”
“So she’s outside…?” Amy shakes her head, dubious. The rain has been unrelenting for about eighteen hours. Anyone outside would be in danger of getting literally washed away.
Jay returns from his initial sweep of the camp. He went out with no raingear and his base layers are drenched. “No sign. All the shelters are down and empty.” He’s already shivering. Maahjabeen appears with a towel and starts vigorously scrubbing his back.
Triquet is the first one fully suited up. “Okay. I’ll start at the trenches then move my way back toward the waterfall pool. Whoever comes next, start at the pool.”
“Will do.” Amy only needs to find her boots then she’ll be right out after them.
Triquet swings open the door, bracing for the cold.
Katrina stands outside, reaching for the door herself. She is completely soaked and trembling, nearly blue.
Triquet exclaims wordlessly and hauls her inside.
“Towels! More towels!” Amy calls out, hustling for the stove. Hot water is the answer here, and as soon as possible.
Esquibel kneels before Katrina, who only stands silently before them, shaking hard. Mandy wraps her in an embrace and Katrina sags against her. “Someone like boil water!”
“It’s coming!” Amy’s voice calls out.
Esquibel inspects the dear girl’s fingers and toes for signs of hypothermia. But nothing is purple and swollen. Nothing seems painful to the touch. Just exposure. And a dangerously low core temperature. “We should put her in a bath. Hurry.”
“Ha. We have no bath,” says Flavia. “Or I’d be in it every day.”
Maahjabeen says, “A kayak. Waterproof, eh? Can keep water in as well as keep it out. Come, Triquet. Help me.” She pulls on her storm shell and joins Triquet at the door.
Pradeep says, “Are you sure you want to put hot water inside the kayak, Maahjabeen? What if it damages it?”
“First we will save Katrina and then I will worry about that.” Then Maahjabeen ducks out into the storm, Triquet on her heels.
Mandy mothers Katrina, murmuring baby words as she strips the shell and her soaked clothes from her. “Somebody find her something fresh and dry. Where are her bags?”
Miriam roots around in the duffels they brought in and stowed beneath the workstations. “This one’s Katrina’s yeah?” She holds up a bright yellow sack, then unzips it before hearing any answer. She brings it all to Katrina, pulling out a heavyweight thermal top. “Here, love. This one looks warm.”
Pradeep has taken over toweling Katrina’s naked body. She looks like a forlorn waif rescued from the gutters, hair plastered against her head. But he balks at her private parts. Mandy takes over, making sure the icy water is all gone. Then she wraps Katrina up again as Amy appears with the first steaming pot.
Esquibel makes compresses and puts them across the base of Katrina’s neck, the inside of her wrists, and the tops of her thighs. “More water, please. A steady supply.”
“Yes. Of course.” Amy hurries back to the kitchen.
“We just need to get your core warm, darling.” Esquibel puts a hand on Katrina’s face and smiles at her. But Katrina is in shock or otherwise incapable of speech. She only looks urgently outward, at a point just beyond Esquibel’s face.
The door opens and Pradeep holds it wide as Triquet backs in carrying one end of Aziz. “Sorry it took so long. The whole platform is a shambles. Had to pull it out.”
“Not the… Love Palace!” They are Katrina’s first words and everyone cheers. But her teeth chatter too much to add more.
“Not too hot!” Esquibel calls out to Amy. “Gradual increase is better than a sharp shock!”
“Then I might be ready now! Jay! Give me a hand!” There are four pots in the kitchen that are eight liters or larger. Amy has filled them all with lukewarm water. Now they pour one after the other into the kayak, nearly filling it.
Esquibel and Pradeep lift Katrina. Maahjabeen guides her stiff legs into the cockpit until she is sitting within. “Okay,” the doctor says. “Now gradually increase. You can pour boiling water bit by bit. Maybe in this back hatch.”
“Coming up! Jay, fill the pots with me. Rainwater’s fine.”
“I call next bath.” Triquet peels off their rain gear and shivers as well. “That rain is so damn cold.”
Mandy stands behind Katrina, breathing hot breaths onto the base of her neck. The poor sweet dear. How could she do this to herself? Mandy can never forgive herself for letting Katrina slip out of their lovely little dog pile. What had Mandy been thinking?
Katrina spasms and then releases a long-held breath. Her words come in bursts between chattering teeth. “Oh my god. So cold. But they… kept me… out of the rain.”
“Who did?” Flavia pushes herself through the crowd to face Katrina, her face a storm. “Wetchie-ghuy?”
“No. No…” Katrina shakes her head and smiles at the memory. “It was the kids. They missed the music. I played them music when we left… and they wanted to hear more. That’s all.” She leans back as hotter water makes its way to her. “Aaahhh. Thanks, Amy. That’s… uh, that’s better than sex.”
They all laugh. But Katrina’s eyes catch on Pradeep’s. Hers sparkle merrily. His face flushes with heat. Wait. Does she know? How does she know? Uh oh. She was wearing Pradeep’s shell. How had she gotten it? It was hanging right beside his bed. Oh.
“Did they take you back to the village?” Miriam cracks the door open to see if she can spot any villagers out there in the morning rain. But the camp is empty.
“Not the village. They have another cave. One we hadn’t found. So big. Nice and dry too. We just played with my phone and sang songs… all night. It was… it was actually… really nice.”
But Pradeep no longer hears what Katrina is saying. He has to deal with the fact that his huge transgression is public knowledge. Stricken, he looks across the room at Maahjabeen. She is smiling, listening to Katrina’s story. But as she sees the look on Pradeep’s face, her lovely smile fades.
Chapter 19 – He Is Back
May 6, 2024
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19 – He Is Back
Triquet wanders the sub in a refractory mood all afternoon. Their thoughts are sluggish and emotions bruised and they don’t really know why. Probably just exhaustion. This place is so intense. The sub had been the only place they’d been able to find some solitude. At least, until now. Someone’s coming. Triquet calls out, “Fancy meeting you here.”
Miriam ducks through the hatch and crosses the sub’s main compartment of the lower floor, wearing one of her field bags and a helmet with a light. She has an eager gleam in her eye. “Triquet, love. So glad to see you. I’ve got a, well, a personal question to ask if I might. Oh. No, not you personal. Me personal.”
Triquet had instantly grown guarded despite themself and Miriam had noticed. Now they just feel abashed. “Ah, well then fire away. Secrets are like crack to me. I am immune to TMI.” Miriam is just too adorable and seeing her lightens their mood.
“It’s a… well a bit of a wardrobe question, you see.”
“I like how your voice got all posh and Victorian there.”
“Well, I’m stilted not for my own sake, but I guess for yours. I don’t want to presume too much. It’s nothing really. I’ve just, well, I didn’t know Alonso would be in the condition he’s in so I brought a fancy little piece for myself. Don’t know what I was thinking. I guess I had no idea what I was getting myself into here. None of us did, eh? But I just took this lovely fitted bodice out of storage for the first time and tried it on and guess what?”
“You look like Florence from Florence and the Machine?”
“Oh, you think so? I adore her. No. It was too big. I’ve bloody shrunk. Not just in the boobs but everywhere. I was afraid I’d have gotten bigger with age but I guess I’ve dropped some weight here just in the last few weeks on the island.”
“You know, I’ve noticed that before on digs. Like I’ve got a working field weight that I tailor all my selections to,” they turn to provide an admirably flat profile of their seventies cowboy shirt and tweed kilt for Miriam’s admiration, “and then at home I just let myself go, wear mumus and fuzzy slippers all day. So you need someone good with a needle to help you take it in?”
“Would you be a dear?”
“But of course. I might even have a bit of lace I can spare to fancy it all up. Sounds like fun, girlfriend. But not now, though? You’re headed somewhere?”
Miriam squeezes Triquet’s arm and widens her eyes with cartoonish excitement. “Down! Down…! These tunnels still have so many secrets to yield. Come with me?”
“I’d have to fetch my gear.”
But the geologist’s enthusiasm drags them both toward the entrance to the tunnel past the next chamber. Triquet ducks through the hatch to find Miriam suddenly speechless watching Esquibel at work. The doctor is down below in the hull breach of the sub, laboring to seal the tunnel entrance with metal panels and grates. Preoccupied, she doesn’t see them until Triquet’s shadow moves across the wall. Then she spins with a gasp and reaches for a black satchel at her feet.
“Sorry,” Miriam chimes. “Didn’t mean to scare…”
“Ah! Miriam! Why are you sneaking up on me like that?”
But Miriam shakes her head no, tight and annoyed. “Excuse me, Esquibel, I think I’m the one who might be owed answers here. What the hell do you think you’re doing?”
Esquibel straightens with a grim exhalation through her nose, her mouth in a flat line. “This is now a security issue, Doctor. I am in charge of security.”
“Oh, are you?” Triquet asks. “First I’ve heard of it.”
“Please. You must understand,” Esquibel indicates the tunnel mouth below, “there is at the minimum one known kidnapper on the other side of that tunnel. Flavia has escaped from him but we have no indication that he has given up.”
“Well, yes, but this is just silly. What we’ve also learned is that the whole cliff face here is riddled with caves and tunnels. If they find this one blocked they’ll just go to the exit by the waterfall.”
“I am blocking that one next.”
“But what I’m saying is we don’t know all their ways in and out. They could have a thousand. We’ll never know. By taking away the only ones we do know… I mean, isn’t that some kind of tactical error or something?”
Esquibel has heard enough. She raises her hand. “I am not speaking to you now as a medical doctor but as a Lieutenant Commander and field officer who is in charge of this mission.”
“Whoa.” Triquet raises their own hand. “You can stop right there. Nobody signed ol’ Triquet up for any military mission, lady. Save your fancy titles for someone who cares.”
Miriam shakes her head and scowls. “This is a scientific mission, Esquibel. I am a geologist. These are caves. I demand access.”
Triquet is riled up now. “I mean, where does the security end, Esquibel? Will you just lock us all up inside the bunker? I mean, if the natives have access to the whole island. Or can you call in? You can, can’t you. Cancel the whole mission. Bring in the Navy and have them bury another fucking ship in the sand for no reason.”
Esquibel only looks at them with a closed face, backed into the corner. She doesn’t understand how they can be so dense. “Tell me. How many islanders are there?”
“We have no idea,” Miriam answers.
“Precisely. And tell me, what is their disposition toward us? The last report from Amy didn’t sound very good.”
“No, it didn’t. But it’s not like they tied Flavia up and carried her away. They just tricked her. They’re harmless. Since I know their tricks, they won’t work on me.”
“And one last question. Why did they want Flavia?”
Miriam falls silent. Finally Triquet offers, “Sounded like a forced marriage situation to me. But who knows? Maybe they were just working out some deep cultural thing. It sounds like most of them are fine and only one of them causes trouble. We just have to figure out a way to get the good guys to realize we’re on their side and not Wetchie-ghuy’s. Then things will be peachy. But yeah, Miriam… Maybe Miss Super Soldier is right. Not about blocking things up. But wandering alone through the tunnels might not be the best idea right now. Maybe just until the situation stabilizes.”
Miriam shakes her head in disbelief. “Can’t believe this. I finally gain access to the bedrock of the island and you’re going to take it away from me? With your military fever dreams? Shocking.” She returns to the hatch. “There will be a mandatory meeting tonight. This will not stand. Regardless of your priorities here, you do not pull rank on me. Ever. Understand, Esquibel? You’ll have to use whatever you’ve got in that bloody black bag to stop me.”
They listen to her footsteps clanging away, along one deck then the next one above. Finally Triquet exhales. “Good lord, Esquibel! Where did you learn manners, from all the bullies at bully school?”
Esquibel only shakes her head. “I am sick of coddling you people. You have no idea what you are talking about. Colonel Baitgie and I have done all we can to protect you precious little scientists from the big bad military. If I was an actual security officer and not a nice and reasonable medical doctor, I would be yelling at you about operational security all day every day.”
“So yes. All the bullies at bully school. Good for you. Maybe next time you recruit a team of scientists you let them know the military is kidnapping them before it happens.”
Esquibel lifts her hands, helpless. “That was not my call.” But she doesn’t know how to appease Triquet. “The island remains entirely classified. It’s a matter of timing and finessing of policy that we could have you here at all.” That seems to have no effect either. Triquet only watches Esquibel with speculative hostility. Finally she thinks to change the subject. “Look. Doctor Triquet. I’ve been wanting to talk to you about something else anyway. We will have our mandatory meeting tonight I am sure. But until then, I think it is now very much time to exhume the body of Maureen Dowerd.”
Triquet exhales with such force it’s nearly a gasp. “Autopsy. Right. Now you’re speaking my language.”
Ξ
Two shadows darken Flavia’s door. She is in her cell, deep in her work, fingers rattling the keyboard. “Eh, what is it?”
“Uh…” Jay begins. “Just like checking in on you?”
Flavia frowns comically and turns to regard him. Pradeep stands there with Jay. They look like awkward teens about to ask for the car keys. “Hello, boys. And what do you think you can do for me?”
They shrug at each other. Pradeep says, “We were just, uh, talking, thinking about your—your whole ordeal. We weren’t sure you’d had a chance to…” He waves his hands in a vague gesture.
“I am fine.” She returns to her work. “Those little bastards don’t get any more of my time than they have already taken. Thank you.” She turns back to her work and the equations start to flow from her fingers. She adds in an absent voice, “If you want to help me, tell me that you big strong men will guard and protect me if any of them try to come after me again. Will you do that?”
“For sure. We got your back.” Jay takes another step into the room. He is always a little too loud and eager. Bodyguard duty must sound like fun to him.
Pradeep is, as always, more cautious. “Do you have any reason to believe this Wetchie-ghuy character will try again?”
“I don’t know! Why would you think I know? I don’t speak the language. All I really know is that he wanted me to stay with him in his filthy little hut on the mountain and he wanted me to wear his loop around my wrist. I had to escape with the help of a little girl. Does that sound like he has given up to you?”
Pradeep frowns. “We won’t let anyone take you anywhere, Flavia. I absolutely promise. But I really wish I knew what he wanted from you. We’ve got weeks more of this and we have to come to some kind of resolution or it will be unbearable.”
“Then how about we throw him off a cliff? Problem solved.”
“Ehh, maybe…” Pradeep edges out of the doorframe. Flavia stifles a smile at his discomfort. This obviously isn’t going the way he intended. He slips away without another word.
“He a big guy? How old?” Jay is evidently preparing for the fight.
“What? No, you idiot. He is a little old man. This is not like a boxing match. He is very clever. Wetchie-ghuy tricks you.”
Jay cocks his head. “What was it like in there, Flavia? We got this whole other world right next door. Were you scared?”
“Yes, but more confused and frustrated. It took me so long to figure out what had happened. The food was terrible and they were not very nice. It was like the time I went to a conference in Delaware. But at least then I had a hotel bed.”
“Cool. How did you escape? You didn’t really talk much about it. Did you have to run for your life? Climb out your window?”
“You have seen too many movies. No, this little girl woke me in the middle of the night and led me away. We just walked out of camp as quietly as we could and she brought me a very strange way back to the village. Lots of climbing. More than my poor legs can do. But she was very patient with me. Xaanach. She mimed choking Wetchie-ghuy to death all the time. So I did too. It’s how we knew we had the same goals. I can’t say she was a sweet little girl. Wiser than her years, for sure. But I owe her my life.”
“Awesome. Well. We’re super glad you’re back. And if there’s anything you need, you just let me know.” He lays his big callused hand on her shoulder. She likes its warmth. Despite herself, Flavia pauses writing code and leans into it. “Like, yeah. You want a massage? I can do that.” He starts gently kneading her neck and she groans, surprised by how much it releases.
“Oh, that feels so good. This is like some kind of day spa now, between you and Mandy with all this touching.”
“Totally. We could be the therapists. Take you to a mud bath. Do like some pedicures.” He begins to work her muscles more deeply, getting into it. His hands are strong. He’s quite good at this. Flavia drops her shoulders and surrenders to his touch.
Ξ
Katrina and Mandy stand on the beach, using the drone to retrieve the weather station after breakfast. They are softly chanting Lizzo lyrics, arms linked, swaying back and forth, bumping hips. Katrina wears the headset. Mandy cranes her neck up, trying to spot the little black dot against the gray sky.
There it is, lifting off with the hacked-together weather station hooked and swinging beneath. Mandy mutters bitterly, “Stupid Wetchie-ghuy, stupid kidnapper ruining everything. We were finally gonna have access to the cliffs from the other side. I could just climb out to any spot I wanted whenever I wanted. We wouldn’t have to do this at all if he hadn’t stolen Flavia.”
“Just when you think you’ve finally escaped all the creeps.” But Katrina’s voice is absent, focused on her task.
“I can’t believe what Esquibel did on your decks last night.”
That gets Katrina’s full attention. She giggles, her body echoing the dance moves she’d been inspired to perform. “Fuck yeh, she was awesome. Oh my god I haven’t danced so hard in ages. We need to give her a DJ name. What do you call her?”
“Skeebee! She was totally Jam Master Skeebee last night!” But Mandy’s laugh trails away. She tastes a wetness on the wind that wasn’t there a moment ago. “Hold on…” She releases Katrina and steps away, toward the lagoon. Mandy studies the marine layer but it lies low, too close, hiding the movements of the sky behind. If there’s a new storm out there she can’t see it. “But I can taste it.”
As frustrated as Mandy is that her modern tools have been mostly useless out here so far, it has forced her to become more like her ancestors in her understanding of the weather. She is proud that her nose registers each subtle shift of the wind now, that she can smell the swamp of Siberia on the eastern wind or the chalky arctic Alaskan interior from the north. Losing her satellite imagery and digital meters is only making her a master of her field in a way that no amount of lab work could ever do.
And she gets to do it with Esquibel and Katrina!
Mandy watches the sea darken. Yes, there’s something out there, possibly headed their way. She turns back to Katrina, but she’s still preoccupied with the drone. Now Mandy really wants to see the barometric reading it carries. She’s pretty sure she can feel the pressure dropping—that she’d been feeling it drop for some time. Oh, no. This might be another big one.
“Where’s Triquet and Esquibel?” Amy calls out to everyone in the bunker. She works to reinforce the door before the storm hits. The tarps on the roof have been doubled and reinforced. Next, she’ll hang double tarp curtains against the exterior of the windows. Then they’ll be snug. As soon as they find those two.
“Not downstairs,” Miriam calls back as she climbs the stairs from the trap door, closing it behind her. “I checked every inch. Even already found a way around Esquibel’s barrier. What nonsense.”
“She’s probably hiding from you now,” Amy teases. “In fear of Doctor Truitt. Don’t poke the Irish wolfhound.”
Miriam bares her teeth, joining her at the door, but Mandy chimes in as she passes, “From what I’ve heard of the exchange, you’re in for a fight. Esquibel doesn’t back down. Like ever.”
Miriam’s eyes flash but she doesn’t say another word.
“I’ll go find them.” Jay steps to the door. His limp is finally easing and he’s eager to get one last stretch of the legs in before he’s cooped up in the box for days on end again.
“Uh, we don’t know when it’s gonna hit,” Mandy tells him, “but between my barometric and wind speed readings, it might be soon and it might be hard. I wouldn’t go out there.”
“When was the last time anyone saw them?”
“At the exchange,” Miriam replies archly. “I left them down there. Maybe they got stolen away by Wetchie-ghuy.”
Flavia’s haggard voice emerges from the cluster of cells, “Please don’t talk about him! Don’t even make jokes!”
“Sorry, Flavia,” Miriam calls out. “That was thoughtless of me.” She grimaces a silent apology to everyone else.
Amy pokes her head through the doorway. “Pradeep? Can I get you to finish binding the door like I’m doing here? I’ll come with you, Jay. But let’s hurry.”
Moments later, in hard shells on top and shorts on the bottom, they are out the door and into the darkening camp. Everything is lashed down and covered in tarps. The wind whips at them in eddies and swirls, icy cold.
They begin at the far edge of the grove to the west, wanting to be methodical in their search. Jay tries to scan for tracks but there’s been too much traffic here lately and the sand is too soft to register foot placement or sole pattern. They slip under the trees, following the path they first did when they discovered Tenure Grove. “Man, that was, what, three weeks ago now? Almost? The first time we walked into these trees?”
“Feels like a year.” Amy shakes her head in wonder. “So much has happened in such a short time.”
“Yeah, and I have a feeling the fun ain’t about to stop. Especially if we can’t find these two madlads.”
“Did you just call Triquet a lad?” Amy emerges beside him as the understory clears. They walk on the soft duff.
“Uh… I guess so. And Esquibel, if we’re counting.”
“Yeah, but she probably won’t care about being mis-gendered. Triquet probably does. I hope you aren’t—”
“No, I get it. But, look, it’s an internet meme. Madlads are wild and reckless. It’s just a generational reference thing. There’s no gender to the meme. It can be anyone. I bet Triquet knows that.”
“You might want to sit down with them at some point and get some real guidance on your behavior. Okay?”
“Sure thing, boss. Soon as we find them.”
“How’s your ankle?”
“Pretty good. Good range of motion. Good stamina so far. Kinda weak though. I wouldn’t want to do much that’s technical and have it fail. That’d be bad. Huh. Well this is the end of the grove this way. Did they like go to the waterfall?”
“Almost the end. We still need to check that one last fairy ring.”
“Right. The grave site.”
They step onto the twisted cords of the redwood’s roots and peer into the enclosure within.
Triquet kneels beside Esquibel down there. They have exhumed the body of Maureen Dowerd, who lies on her side on a white plastic sheet. They wear gloves and white smocks and are murmuring to each other, absorbed in deep conversation. Jay registers the planks of the coffin’s lid leaning against a tree, the corpse’s curled and mummified hands with purple nails. Then the first rain drops spatter onto him.
“Oh, no,” Amy sighs in despair.
Esquibel spins, looking up at them, alert and defensive. “Eh. Good. It is just the biologists. They can help.”
Amy laughs, a little derisive. “What do you mean just?”
“No no,” Esquibel waves the slight away. “I only meant it is not someone who will try to stop us.”
“Uh, yeah, that’s exactly what we’re here to do. Feel that?” Jay holds up a hand. The rain is coming from over the top of the cliffs, random fat icy drops. If they hadn’t been so preoccupied with their autopsy then they would have noticed it.
“Big storm coming. We’re buttoning up the bunker. We’ve got to, uh, clean up and…” Amy waves her hand in a kind of general inclusion of everything before her. “You know, before it hits.”
Esquibel nods. She immediately begins to gather the white plastic sheet beneath the body. “Yes, we have finished our primary exam. And we’ve learned what we can of the cause of death. See?” She lifts the stiff corpse, turning it so they can see her scalp behind the left ear. The blonde curls are clotted with dark blood. Esquibel gently peels the hair away to reveal the blunt force wound that crushed her skull and ended her life. “I’d wanted to take a look at her internal organs too, but… Ecch. I hate the rain.”
“Feels like it’s gonna be a cold one too, Doc.” Jay doesn’t know how he feels about what he sees. He’s been on a couple digs before where they unearth dead bodies, but never with this kind of personal connection. Like, he’s seen her face in photos and now her remains are just so naked and vulnerable, twisted on the ground. He wishes they could just leave her in peace.
Only Triquet hesitates. “Yeah, I don’t necessarily consider this exam complete. There’s a number of tests as an archaeologist I’d like to run. But many of them involve taking samples. And I’m not sure what the guidance here is on taking biopsies from, like, an Army employee who’s the same age as my great-grandma.”
“Hurry, guys.” Amy leaps into the fairy ring and pulls a pair of nitrile gloves from her pocket. She snaps them on and grabs a corner of the sheet. Jay awkwardly follows. “We don’t want her grave to fill with water before we can get her back in it.”
“I guess we can pull the old girl back out again some day if we need,” Triquet reluctantly allows. “Ooo, that is cold rain. And it’s coming from the north this time? Lawdy lawd.”
They slide the body back into its simple wooden coffin. A single desiccated lilac wildflower pressed against the floorboard is its only decoration. Leaving her wrapped in her new plastic shroud, they re-seal her modest tomb and push the meter of earth that covered it back on top. They’d had to cut a whole nest of roots away from it to reach it. They place the severed pieces awkwardly atop.
Now it is raining in earnest. They tamp the loose earth down as well as they can and hurry from the grave site, Esquibel using a second plastic sheet as a large shawl to protect herself from the pelting drops. Triquet scoots into her relatively dry embrace and they pick their way under the trees like a honeymoon couple.
The wind continues to swirl, coming around and over the cliffs to fill their little bay from every direction. They are protected from the full blasting force of this storm, this assault from the Arctic that might be the last of the season.
When they reach the campsite, it is dark and the leaf litter is swirling in the wind. Mandy stands near the closed door of the bunker in a yellow stormsuit, waiting for them. “Fantastic! You found them!” she shouts over the lashing rain in the trees above. “Now I’m just gonna get one last peek before heading in!”
She shepherds Esquibel, Triquet, and Amy through the door. But Jay hangs back. “I’ll come with you!”
Mandy frowns at his shorts and sandals. “You’ll freeze, dude!”
“Nah, I run hot. Lead on!”
It’s true. She shouldn’t be out here alone. Katrina would have been a better choice. Esquibel will never play in the storms with her. Instead, she gets this… overgrown puppy.
Mandy leads him to the redwood trunk. She wants to get over it before the growing wind might make it impossible. From atop it, she looks at the lagoon with rising excitement. It is a cauldron of gray and black water, the currents all askew.
The whole world flashes. Mandy sees her own silhouette on the sand below her. And then the crack of thunder hits them from behind, tumbling her into the freezing sand.
“Whoa… Whoa…” Jay drops beside her. Their ears are ringing and eyes dazzled. He hauls on her as she flounders in the sand. Finally, Mandy sits up, face covered in a coating of grains. “You okay, sister?”
She nods dumbly. Sister. Somehow, among all the shock and noise and rain and all the raging sensations inside and out, this is what her brain fixates upon. Why, in a crisis, Jay thinks of me as his sister. Aw. What a sweetie!
Mandy squeals in delight at the experience and rolls to her feet. Now she’s the one who pulls Jay upward, shouting into his worried face, “That was INCREDIBLE!”
“I know. Heh. Right?” But he is taken aback by her enthusiasm. This chick nearly got blasted by a million volts of lightning and she’s coming back for more? “What a monster! Keep leading on!”
Mandy gives Jay a cheery thumbs up and links her arm in his. Even he can tell the change in her, how suddenly unguarded she is. He isn’t sure why, but he enjoys it. Intimacy. Jay hasn’t had much of it in his life but when he gets it, man does it feel good.
They stroll down the beach as the freezing rain throws gusts at them. Mandy wants to get as far as she can from the cliffs so she can turn back and see as much of the storm as possible. But now that they’ve reached the edge of the beach the clifftops are obscured in dark clouds. “Aww. I wanted to see!”
More lightning flashes in the interior. “Yeah, that wasn’t a one-off, Mandy. We should get inside.” Even Jay has limits. But he feels for her, the stormchaser who doesn’t want to waste such an epic blast hiding in a concrete box.
She drops her shoulders. “Yeah. You’re right. Let’s go around this time. I don’t think I can climb the trunk when it’s so wet!”
Jay nods, taking the lead. Mandy drags her feet, unwilling to go back, even though her body is starting to shake with chills. When she fell, water ran up one sleeve and she hasn’t been dry since. And her face is absolutely soaked.
She follows him around the giant roots tipped up to the sky and back to camp, the world under the trees gloomy and dim even though it’s like 10:30 in the morning. Maybe she can come out again once the front has passed and the electrical activity has subsided. If she could ever get her wind speed gauge high up on the slope facing Alaska to the north she could probably get readings up there rivaling world records. But that’s all the way on the far side of the island. Still. Five hundred meters above the sea facing one of the world’s biggest storm incubators? Yes, please. In meteorological terms, this can be classified as porn.
Finally they make it back to the bunker and Jay hauls the door open of bunched green reeds, which is somehow doing a great job keeping the interior dry.
Mandy steps in behind him. The instant she pulls the door shut, pencils of white brilliance shoot through the reeds’ gaps and a thunderclap smites the bunker with such force that dust falls from the walls. Flavia screams.
Jay turns back to Mandy. Their faces are both fully spooked. She lifts a shaking hand and he gently high-fives it.
Ξ
“Before we begin,” Alonso says, “I am not interested in chains of command or titles or expectations or prerogatives. We are here as a family now, for thirty-seven more days together, and this meeting will begin and end in a spirit of cooperation, collaboration, and sympathy for each other’s positions. So. For that reason, I will ask you, Miriam, to please tell me what happened between you and Esquibel. But I want you to tell it from her point of view.”
Miriam had already opened her mouth to begin. But at this last directive she closes it again. Now she has to do some thinking. She shakes her head to clear it and frowns. “Well. Uh. Obviously Flavia came back. And when I, Esquibel, heard that she’d been abducted and the bastard was still out there, I thought of military ways I might protect the camp. Defensive measures. And my first thought was to close the tunnels.”
“Esquibel, is that fair?”
Esquibel nods. Despite his evolved approach and kind words she hasn’t let go of the guarded tension keeping her spine erect. “It is.”
“Could you please tell us what Miriam was thinking?”
“She was… thinking about rocks.”
“About science,” Miriam interjects. “Remember science? You know, the entire purpose of this mission?”
“About science, yes. She is a good professional. Very serious. And she doesn’t let anything get in the way of her mission. That is important. Definitely.”
“So then why is there disagreement?” Alonso spreads his hands, speaking over the sheeting rain outside. “Can we not see that both of us are working toward the same ends? We both have our best interests at heart, do we not?”
Miriam raises a shaking finger. “Agreed, but… You were too hasty, Esquibel, to play your military card. Perhaps I would have understood if we were under danger of imminent threat, but—”
“Hasty? Ha! I’ve hardly mentioned anything related to security in over two weeks! And there are so many times I should have! We are breaking protocol here every day. And just because you are used to the way things are done at your university does not mean that is the way they are done everywhere.”
“Colleagues. Please.” But Alonso’s beseeching words are lost.
Miriam stands. “You have brought us here under false pretenses assuring us this is a scientific mission when it is in fact an American military operation that we were not properly informed of, nor did we agree to. In a word, this is an abduction.”
“Abduction? Listen to yourself! You signed the documents!”
“We didn’t know what we were signing, did we?” Triquet shouts back, standing as well. “It was redacted top to bottom!”
“That was not our decision! The paperwork was taken by, the, the various security agencies before we could hand it to you. You received it from them. We have done all we could.”
The silence is excruciating. Each scientist digests this disturbing turn of events. Then Jay snorts. “Let me get this straight. Those NDAs we signed that we didn’t know what we signed… We signed it all away, didn’t we, chief?”
“They redacted the terms of the NDA as well?” Esquibel curses at the roof and shakes her head in disbelief. She sighs heavily, rearranging her internal understanding of this argument. “Oyaa! You will all have to forgive me. I was under the impression we were far more… aligned in our understanding of this mission. The fact that you don’t know what you signed changes that. Just so you know, your signatures on the forms expressly promise to follow the military command structure here. It is a common clause when working with contractors, especially in dangerous zones.”
Alonso takes the opportunity he sees. “Well I think that can explain almost everyone’s difficulties here, can it not? Miriam? Eh? Let us not be angry with our sister Esquibel, let’s be angry at the anonymous asshole at the CIA or wherever who screwed this up.”
“It’s true,” Mandy adds. “I mean, Esquibel’s really only trying to keep us safe. She’s not the problem. The problem is that Wetchie-ghuy who she’s trying to prevent from getting here. She’s on your side. We’re all on the same side.”
But Miriam isn’t done. “The issue I continue to have is that I now find myself on a project dig where I’ve already signed away my free agency and authority and I would have never signed such an agreement.”
“Neither would I, hon.” Triquet is equally defiant.
Miriam holds up helpless hands. “So now what am I supposed to do? Leave? I can’t. Protest? Stop working? Destroy my notes? I mean, I have a very bad taste in my mouth now, everyone.”
“Does anyone not?” Triquet scans their faces.
Flavia raises her hand. “I do not understand the issue here. We knew this was a spooky kind of mission. I mean, they flew us here on a fucking attack helicopter. We can’t plead ignorance now. I think she did a very good job leaving us civilians to ourselves until the… the threat appeared. I am glad we have military support if that is going to keep happening here. Take out that evil little hermit if you would. Fucking bomb his hut. Please.”
“Yeah, just call in an airstrike,” Jay chuckles. “Classic American diplomacy here. I am an ANGRY god!”
“Jay…” Amy restrains him with a hand on his forearm.
“I mean, I’m never too happy with military work,” Katrina offers. “But I’m not like surprised. More like… resigned. Seems to me, Miriam, that your big problem is that she pulled rank on you and that was a real shock and surprise.”
“It absolutely was. And I’m still waiting for an apology for that. But the more important matter,” Miriam points at the trap door leading to the sub, “is access to the sites I’ve been brought here to study. Now I don’t care if you want me to bring your gun or have a couple bodyguards with me while I work, but I must work.”
“Gun? What gun?” Alonso wonders. “There is no gun on the island, Mirrie.”
“Oh, no?” Miriam swings her heavy gaze at Esquibel. “Well then what is she carrying around in that little black satchel? Her bloody birth control pills?”
But this is all news to Alonso. “Doctor Daine. You don’t have a gun. Tell them. It was part of the agreement. Baitgie promised.”
Esquibel doesn’t move. “This is not a conversation we should have in this setting, Doctor Alonso.”
“We are a family and what you can say to me you can say to—”
But Esquibel has heard enough about this family nonsense. She stands, her hand chopping the air. “Stop! I am not your daughter, nor am I anyone’s sister. This was not Baitgie’s promise to make.” Then she sees how they are all looking at her. She scowls at her feet and sits back down.
“So.” Amy leans back. “There’s a gun on the island. Like a pistol? A—a… I mean, what kinds of guns are there?”
“Shotgun, MAC-10, carbine…” Jay lists off his favorite video game guns. “Man, we could go hunting! Get some fresh meat!”
“I have a question.” This from Pradeep. Everyone had started to react to the news in their own ways but they’ve all learned to listen when Pradeep asks questions in these meetings.
Esquibel, relieved to change the subject, leans toward him. “Yes? Now what?”
“I guess it’s for both of you. Why didn’t you know of the tunnels, Esquibel? Alonso? And the Lisicans. They’re a surprise to you both, aren’t they? Why would your—your commanding officers send you here without that crucial information? You need to help us reconcile this sort of garbled data.”
“I cannot speak on classified matters. The briefings I had—”
But Alonso cuts her short. “Well I can. I told them that whatever classified information they shared with me I would share with you. And I told you when you landed that I would share everything I knew. And I was not lying. They did not tell me about the sub. Or the Lisicans. Or the tunnels to get there. They said they had made a few exploratory missions into the interior decades ago but no, otherwise… pffft. Did you know?”
Esquibel chooses her words with care. “I knew the island had been inhabited. Nobody knew if it still was. There was no mention of tunnels or submarines or…”
“God, imagine what else she knows that she isn’t telling us,” Triquet marvels. “There’s probably like the lair of some insane super-villain down below stockpiled with chemical weapons and she’s just like, ‘Carry on studying your birds and leaves while I plot the destruction of the world.’”
“Triquet.” Pradeep’s voice is a gasp. “Please. I know it’s preposterous but my imagination doesn’t need any help.”
“Sorry not sorry. I mean, I never want to get your anxiety going, boyfriend. But I need to know what else we may be in for here. Come on, Esquibel. You can’t have us… just live like this for weeks, totally blind to the dangers around us. We can’t—”
A flash of lightning is almost instantly followed by a crack of thunder. It is painful to the eyes and ears, and their brains are lanced by the overwhelming sensations.
Triquet continues, slamming the table. “I can’t live like this! With fucking kidnappers hiding in the bushes and soldiers with guns and lightning blowing the roof off this shithole! I can’t!” Jay is the first one to stand and throw a comforting arm around Triquet. Triquet rolls into his embrace. “I mean, I have a very nice townhouse in Philadelphia these days. Two stories. Skylights. Cafe around the corner. Park and grocery store nearby. Lots of friends.” They shake their head in wonder. “And you made me give all that up for this? For a deadly nightmare where I’m cold and scared and trapped for eight weeks in a box?”
Alonso shrugs, helpless. “I am sorry that is how it has developed. This was supposed to be a partnership. U.S. Air Force and several academic institutions. I did not know that there would be anyone here who could threaten us. That is what seems to have changed the entire mission’s… posture.”
Esquibel nods. “It has. It absolutely has. Think of the training you have done for your specialty. Think of all the years of work you honed your skills. That is what I did with military operations. Now that we are under attack, it is time for this specialist to use my skills the same way Miriam studies the earth.”
“I hate that she says we are under attack,” Maahjabeen says. “But I hate more that she is right. We are. And we have to do something about it. I do not trust the military. But, Miriam…”
Miriam nods, prompting Maahjabeen to go on.
“I do trust Esquibel.” Maahjabeen steps away from her place in the ragged ring of chairs and approaches Esquibel standing alone. She drapes her arm over Esquibel’s shoulders. “Don’t you?”
“That is absolutely the right way to think about this,” Alonso begins. “Think about the relationships and not the—”
“Alonso.” Miriam’s voice is low and dangerous.
“Yes, Mirrie?”
“Shut it.” Alonso’s eyebrows rise but he closes his mouth. Miriam turns on Esquibel. “You heard all these fine words, Doctor Daine. They were not directed at me. They were for you. So what do you say? Are these relationships important to you?”
“Absolutely, Doctor Truitt. And I am sorry I insulted you by pulling rank.” Esquibel responds to Maahjabeen’s show of trust by putting her own arm around the Tunisian woman’s waist.
Miriam stiffly nods. “And can we trust you?”
A surprising sob escapes from Esquibel and she catches it with a fist, pressing it back into her mouth. A tear spills from her eye. “I am only here to take care of you all. I swear. Even to the point of sacrificing my life to save yours. I am your doctor. And protector. Please. Yes. Trust me.”
Maahjabeen clucks like a mother and kisses Esquibel’s temple, then enfolds the doctor in her embrace.
Ξ
Miriam squats in the dirt, the trousers-legs hacked off and rolled up her pinkish thighs into shorts. Her tattered button-down shirt is unbuttoned to the navel. She isn’t wearing a bra. Her laptop is perched on a cooler before her. She squints at graphs and takes drags off a joint Jay rolled for her.
Alonso settles into his camp chair, sighing with pleasure. He looks at his dirt-smeared wife with ardent admiration. “You have gone fully native, my dear. I love it.”
Miriam grunts. She is deep in her work. There is a yellow tint to this dolomite that surprises her. Most likely iron.
“I have had a very good talk with myself, Mirrie. And I realized I have not been fair with you, with any of you. I have been hiding from you. And it is time to stop.”
But she is only absently nodding. “Um. It’s okay, Zo. We all do.”
“No. You see. I have decided I am not hiding any more.”
But she still isn’t looking.
“Miriam. You see?”
“See what, love?” She finally tears her face away and looks at him. Her eyes clear. She squeals with joy, care flushing away. Miriam rushes to Alonso.
He is clean-shaven. Alonso’s face is wider than she remembers and more rugged, but he looks twenty years younger than he had with that horrible grey beard. He did something with his hair too. Oh Christ he’s even more handsome than before.
Her boy. His eyes, yes his eyes are still troubled but he is back.